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"I have become a remnant of the old times."

Using a substitute, he flipped through the Kamen Rider comics that he had snatched from Xing, and lived in Gensokyo to recover under the identity of Type-Moon Universe God.

"I left the hometown of the two-thorn ape without realizing it." Su Lin looked at the moon and said leisurely: "Life is really unpredictable."

"No, what have you been sighing about since just now?"

Lu Mingfei rubbed the handle frantically, and the big snake on the screen sent away Huai Shi's Chun Li with a combo and directly completed the Street King K.O.

"I miss my lost youth." Su Lin sighed again.

Klein was playing Black Myth alone, and said: "I don't really understand you two-dimensional people."

The console, display screen and handle were all brought back from Su Lin. Although the other party claimed that he picked them up from the garbage dump downstairs, Klein still erased some of the numbers on the calculator.

"I paid for the broadband and phone bills during your absence!"

"I didn't use them, so I don't bear the cost."

Klein looked at the character's empty health bar and the gradually dimming screen, and snapped his fingers to cancel the "fooling" effect on himself.

The destiny man that Tiger Vanguard defeated just now was Zhou Mingrui, a social animal, and the current destiny man is Klein the Fool.

Are you really here to play games?

Su Lin retracted his gaze and glanced at the 3G network on the communication equipment

"I'd better go and pick up the monkey and demote him to the mortal world."

But if that happens, the absence from work will end early.

"Let Meng Qi do it?"

"What do you want me to do?"

Speak of Meng Qi and Meng Qi will be here.

"No matter what you want to do, I can't help you now." Meng Qi smiled slightly.

Klein glanced in Meng Qi's direction and said, "Do you want the talisman that reappeared yesterday?"

"That's meaningless." Meng Qi smiled and shook his head.

The person in front of him had all his acupoints sealed, his dantian was empty, his dharma body returned to the mortal body, and even the cause and effect no longer circulated but entangled around his body.

Kill me, and turn me into a mortal.

"Can you stop rolling?"

Su Lin suddenly felt a sense of oppression, just like when he was in high school, and his good brother who sat in the last row agreed to play badly together, but when it came to the monthly exam, he found that this guy was coming back every night.

Where is this place?

Away from the hustle and bustle of the world, choose to hide and run away, and it is definitely not a place where the phenomenon of later generations of involution should appear.

"Isn't it because I'm afraid you'll be lonely, so I cut off my cultivation to accompany you?"

Meng Qi laughed, and seemed free and easy: "Sooner or later, we will have to reach this step. In this case, it's better to leave more leeway for yourself."

He has begun to arrange the projections needed to prove the legend in the heavens and the worlds, but there are still problems with this last step.

I don't know if it is related to the fact that the weight of cause and effect on his body far exceeds his original destiny.

Now, when Meng Qi was pursuing the essence of the legend, even though he could understand that everyone was the original, he also felt that he was missing some "key points".

He couldn't say it. Logically speaking, with his current background and wisdom, he shouldn't be unable to understand "I am me".

After thinking it over, he still chose the path of killing me to see me.

"Did you go to find the Hunyuan Fairy Bi Jingxuan?"

"To be honest, given Su's current situation, the Hunyuan Golden Bowl controlled by the immortal may not be able to do this."

Meng Qi denied: "I entrusted Daoist Yansen. He seems to be very interested in the way of alchemy and stayed here. I just came here to bring a message for the students of Tianshen Sect."

Su Lin, Shi Hao, and Ye Fan were all due to external factors, but here there is a guy who cut off one of his own and truly came to experience the mortal transformation.

"Talent."

"This opportunity is rare. Why don't you follow me to cut off your cultivation and find your true self from a different perspective?"

Meng Qi said to Su Lin.

In the short time since he lost his cultivation, Meng Qi's mind has regained its calm and he has gained a kind of enlightenment.

Some things are meaningless even if you know them in advance. Only by experiencing them in person can you gain your own understanding.

"Good idea." Su Lin nodded and said, "I often wonder, is it only the billions of Dao methods, the origin of the Heavenly Dao, and the Genesis Yuan that make me successful?"

0 points, this kind of showing off is inferior.

Meng Qi secretly scored in his mind, but just as this thought flashed through his mind, he heard Su Lin continue:

"After I cut off my cultivation, my cultivation may be free."

"What do you mean?"

"My cultivation may come back to life."

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Perhaps because of his mortal body, Meng Qi felt that he could not understand what the other party was saying, but he just felt a little scary.

He was silent for a while, decided not to discuss this topic, and turned to Klein:

"You just used up a life, let me take over."

Is this a otaku club?

The main reason is that it is getting late, and it is not the right time to go to Gensokyo.

Su Lin thought for a while and decided to go to Kaguya to get some fun spirit crows. If he guessed correctly, Neet should be in the inherent barrier infinite GAL system at this time.

"Not here?"

Inaba Emperor was startled and jumped to the corner in a few steps, keeping a vigilant distance from Su Lin.

This human is very wrong.

A group of rabbit monsters are sweeping the room with brooms. There are garbage, paper scraps and game discs everywhere.

Maybe he entered the state of a moment and played the game for an unknown period of time.

Otherwise, so much garbage would have been produced in just a few hours, which would have become a star's material refresh point.

"Little donor, just give me those games."

Su Lin pointed to the game discs stacked in the hands of one of the rabbit monsters. They ranged from masterpieces like Cyber ​​Sword Fairy 2077 to useless and cute games like Witch's Night Banquet.

Amitabha, he came to seek alms for this very thing.

"I thought you were here to find the princess." Emperor Inban breathed a sigh of relief and said, "She went to the Lost Bamboo Forest to meet that turkey."

As long as this human with unique habits doesn't come to the princess to ask for him, I don't know where these humans are from or where the princess met them.

turkey?

Su Lin was stunned for a moment, and then a light flashed in his eyes: "Fujiwara Meihong?"

He put those games into his storage bag, asked where they were in the Lost Bamboo Forest, and headed out along the corridor.

Emperor Inaba looked at Su Lin's leaving figure, thought for a while, and then the corners of his mouth began to rise to an exaggerated degree.

She took out an old-fashioned flip phone and pressed a number:

"Old rules? This time it's different."

"You have to pay more."

"Turkey, didn't you eat tonight?!"

"Smelly woman! I'm going to use your ashes with rice today!"

"When I was little, I used to call people big sister~ Now I'm a bitch?"

"Damn it! Don't disgust me!"

The bamboo towers into the clouds, and its green bamboo leaves sway gently in the wind, like green waves under the light of the fire.

The white hair was flying in the air waves, and the red eyes reflected Kaguya's almost perfect face, except for the wicked smile at the corner of her mouth.

Still so infuriating! ! !

The huge fire phoenix spread its wings and soared, and threw several fireballs at Kaguya while roaring.

This phoenix fire was enough to burn everything, but the opponent did not shy away. Just like what had happened countless times, he endured the pain of rebirth and destruction, and then came to...

"Turkey, you really haven't made any progress at all. It's time for the goblins to level up!"

Many cold spells, weapons, and the laser cannon Kaguya took out from nowhere were aimed at the fire phoenix.

The sharp weapon penetrated the fire phoenix, and after falling to the ground, the triumphant Kaguya was immediately hit to the ground by a white fist.

"You cheated again, bitch!"

"Slap me in the face?! Turkey! I want to sell you to the Zhetian Chamber of Commerce as a food supply!"

Blood splattered everywhere, brains were everywhere, organs such as the heart, liver, intestines, lungs, spleen, kidneys, and eyes were scattered on the ground. The soil also became dark red and sticky with the blood in the high temperature.

Hatred, grievances... Maybe there are these things in it, but both of them are immortals who took the Penglai medicine.

So, this is just entertainment.

Obsessed with killing each other.

Only in this way can the near-eternal life not be boring to the point of going crazy!

Go crazy

The skin of her fists was torn apart and pierced by bone spurs. Fujiwara Meiko raised her neck as if exhausted, looking down at Kaguya, who was bloody but still maintained a disgusting smile.

The beauty that had once made her famous all over the world and that even her father sought after disappeared briefly.

Maybe she has already gone crazy.

This woman is also crazy.

Everyone is crazy

"Bah!" Fujiwara Meihong spat out blood foam with teeth to the side: "The calculus Huiyin has taught me these past few days has made me very angry. I feel much better. You can't do it today."

"Otherwise, your IQ is only 9, you're a turkey."

Kaguya vomited blood and laughed: "Look inside your belly!"

Fujiwara Meihong lowered her head and saw a cold metal object that looked like a bullet in her torn stomach.

"This kind of toy."

Halfway through the words, countless sword blades broke out of the body.

"This is a specially customized Noble Phantasm for me!"

Kaguya smiled grimly and took out a bomb that looked like a lotus flower: "I want to share with you the feeling of being torn apart by gravity."

Didi

The red indicator light flashed several times.

"Took it by mistake? Forget it. Hiss—!"

Kaguya dropped the portable strange fire Tanglian developed by Stark, and just as she was about to stand up, her feet were pierced and grabbed by a pair of palms covered with steel blades.

"Turkey you?!"

BOOM~~~!

After the wisps of flames stirred up, blood rained all over the sky, falling on the bamboo forest that was in an eternal state.

After a while, two naked bodies crawled on the ground behind a stone and began to put on clothes.

The two of them had dark faces and didn't say a word during this period.

Click.

The sound of footsteps stepping on bamboo leaves was heard not far away.

"Whoever is there, get out of here!"

Before Fujiwara's belt was pulled up, she stood up and shouted in the direction of the other side of the rock.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the visitor didn't hide his intention and walked straight out.

It was a male monster with a pancreas hanging on his head, a dark blue humanoid holding two hearts behind him, and a face covered in blood?

This is the result of the failure to activate the time stop. Now he is not in his hometown, and the God of Light is in a broken state.

He took off the pancreas from his head with dull eyes and asked, "Whose is this?"

"I think it's seven years old. Do you want to eat it?" Kaguya picked up the clothes on her shoulders and walked out, smiling: "Eat my pancreas."

"Go against the sky."

Su Lin threw the organ over.

Several thick branches were placed on the fire, with various vegetables and organ meats skewered on them.

Fat dripped onto the fire, making a sizzling sound, and the flames suddenly jumped, emitting an alluring aroma.

The smoke from the barbecue slowly rose and merged with the mist in the night sky. Three young men and women sat on a dead log next to the campfire, quietly watching the meat cook.

"Do you always do this?"

"Sometimes it's soup, sometimes it's barbecue. If you're too lazy to do it, just make some mustard and soy sauce."

"There are fresh bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest that can be used as a side dish."

Based on Su's many years of medical experience, these two people have mental problems.

He took out the honey sauce and handed it to the two busy people.

Brush some oil, sprinkle some cumin, chili, and sesame, and then turn it over and roast it. The children next door are crying with greed.

Oh my God, even Hannibal has to say he is professional when he comes.

"Are you sure you don't want one?" Kaguya held up the grilled sausage with white onion in her hand: "Huowang has eaten offal before, you'll get used to it after trying it."

It's enough to look at the curious scenes to satisfy your curiosity, but Su's recipe doesn't want to develop in that direction.

"There's no other way, so let's do this."

Kaguya dug out a leg bone from the pile of offal collected at the back: "You usually eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, so why not use the grilled bone marrow of turkey?"

"Since the financial constraints, I haven't seen luxury goods other than peaches in my inventory." Su Lin shook his head with his right hand against his forehead.

"You're welcome, just consider it a thank you for these spices, which are more than the variety sold in Xianglin Hall." Fujiwara Mohong bit off a piece of grilled liver generously: "Do you know Kaguya?"

"I know." Su Lin then moved his eyes away from the food and looked at Fujiwara Mohong.

The upper body is wearing a work shirt, and the lower body is wearing red overalls, which are covered with talisman paper.

She is not tall, and her masculine oral habits and the girl's soft face are quite contrasting, especially her pure white hair and red eyes, which are about to trigger some special attack in her DNA.

"Why are you staring at me like this?" Fujiwara Mohong asked.

"There is no turkey character in the plan to turn Gensokyo into a paradise." Kaguya shook her head and said contemptuously:

"You don't react to me and Suzusen, but you react to a manly woman like turkey? Most of your sexual habits are distorted."

"This is called appreciation." Su Lin crossed his fingers, supported his chin and stared at the other party:

"My main purpose of coming to Gensokyo is to see you."

Fujiwara Mohong stopped chewing, she stared at the man blankly, then looked at Kaguya, and almost bounced off the wooden stake.

"I"

"Don't mind it." Su Lin patted the dirt on his pants and smiled: "We are divorced, eat slowly, I will go back to Yongyuan Pavilion first."

The paper man that used to hang in the room was also seen.

To be honest, this barbecue smells pretty good. Su Lin wants to go back and get some normal food now.

Click.

The flash went off.

A girl with black wings put away her camera. She glanced at the small notebook in her hand and nodded excitedly to Su Lin: "Thank you very much! Please do an interview next time!"

Whoosh.

Only a few black feathers were left in the air.

The sky Dharma image that just appeared was caught in the loneliness.

"That is." Su Lin's expression was stiff, and he turned his head a little uncertainly.

"Ah." Kaguya said while eating barbecue: "Paparazzi article."