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[The fastest and most accurate source of facts in Gensokyo·Bunbun News (Outside the Wind Horn)]:

Title "Secrets of Eternal Pavilion"

shock! The thousand-year grudge between Princess Eternitei and Fujiwara Meihong is actually because of him? There is an unknown love-hate entanglement between the two of them and the mysterious outsider man.

Our reporter learned from people familiar with the matter:

"In order to satisfy the physical desires of this outsider male who lives in Eternity-tei, Kaguya Horaiyama actually sent two innocent rabbit demons to each other's bed with herself. She herself admitted that she had been married to Fujiwara Meiko.

This reporter adheres to a pragmatic attitude and collected multiple pieces of evidence.

Including the client’s confession recording to Horaisan Kaguya and the love diary of Princess Eontei.』

(Attached pictures: Princess Eternaltei’s love diary, interviews with victims, and photos of the three-person dispute!)

Su Lin put down the newspaper and stared at the system interface.

Manifestation point: +1+1+2+1+1+3

Can this type of scandal be considered a saint in front of others?

Are you mistaken? Whose destiny and life will be affected by such a boring scandal? !

He stared at the sun rising in the east in a daze for a while. He remembered that basking in the sun could increase the activity of vitamin D and benefit his health, so he performed a round of radio gymnastics first.

After a while, Su Lin, who had finished his activity, picked up a bowl of dumplings and ate them with side dishes.

"Don't you want to eat?"

There was a row of small tables placed on the tatami, but the group of news enthusiasts opposite, holding a newspaper in their hands, did not even think about using their chopsticks.

Worry about these people leaving cold breakfast.

"Haha... cough, I'll give it all to you." When Meng Qi pushed his share to Su Lin, he heard the sound of drums in his belly, and immediately regretted: "Forget it, my mortal body can't resist hunger now."

Perhaps it was because the glutinous rice dumplings were too sticky, and because Meng Qi was eating while laughing and losing concentration, he slapped his chest from time to time and finally choked until his face turned purple, as if he was choked.

‘It does affect your destiny. ’ Su Lin clicked his tongue in surprise and avoided Meng Qi’s hand that wanted to ask for help.

"This is indeed more attractive than the game." Lu Mingfei said through gritted teeth: "So you secretly met the beautiful girl from Gensokyo last night?!"

"Do you believe the paparazzi newspaper or do you believe that I am Jesus Christ?" Su Lin asked.

Lu Mingfei, who was about to continue speaking, paused for a moment, feeling that there was something wrong with what he said.

But it doesn't matter, he has already sent this newspaper to a certain witch who sends him question marks and smiles from time to time, hoping to use it as a sacrifice to eliminate the witch's murderous intention towards him.

My dear friend, forgive me.

Lu Mingfei felt a vague expectation in his heart, but also a little nervous, as if he was walking alone in Raccoon City with a small pistol with a red dot aimed at it.

Playing is a limit.

Huai Shi took off her headphones, and the tunes of Shanghai Alice's Fantasy Music were still coming from it: "Boss, isn't this classic misunderstanding the beginning of a two-dimensional literary story?"

Boy, do you envy this type of misunderstanding?

Su Lin smiled.

"Ahem. I'm just analyzing it from the story level." Huai Shi quickly explained.

"You're right. Maybe once this newspaper comes out, Fujiwara Meihong will take the initiative to come to you about this matter." After Klein flipped through it for a while, he snapped his fingers without raising his head and turned the corner without moving. Meng Qi's state was reversed to before eating.

"Fuck" Meng Qi gasped for air.

Before the keycaps on the piano were pressed down, the sun was setting and the sound of phoenixes resounded across the sky.

"Kaguya, you stinky woman and that man, get out of here!"

"Who stole your concubine?!"

"You can spread rumors but you can't open the door!?"

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

The sound of banging on the door and the flickering of fire formed a rhythm.

Klein brushed a layer of honey on the glutinous rice dumplings and poured out a sweet ice tea to go with it without expression, "It's just simple reasoning."

Just say yes, you're almost used to it anyway, even if you reason that tomorrow is the end of the world, it doesn't matter.

"Why is this turkey making so much noise so early in the morning?"

The sleepy Kaguya rubbed her messy hair, opened the door and yawned: "What is this."

She glanced at the newspaper on the floor and bent to pick it up.

"Why was my concubine involved? There is a mole." Kaguya smacked her lips, dropped the newspaper and walked along the right side of the corridor: "I'll treat you to rabbit meat hot pot tonight."

"Yong! Lin!"

"It's too noisy outside!"

It's like calling your mother to solve a problem.

Not long after, a few rays of light shot out from the Eternal Pavilion, and the fire outside was immediately extinguished.

"What are you doing after eating?" Su Lin asked.

"Is there any need to ask?" Lu Mingfei stood up and slapped the table, and said energetically: "Visiting the Holy Land of Hakurei Shrine!"

"I'm practicing the piano with fan songs, and I can play one at the shrine later." Huai Shi pointed to the earphones.

When most people see him, they will think that this young man practices Qigong sincerely and is still thinking about the cello test after everything happened.

In fact, after analyzing the income from the Internet and short videos, Huaishi thought that he had gone down the wrong path before. Wouldn't it be faster to make money by becoming an Internet celebrity based on his appearance and talent than a cowherd?

Meng Qi said: "It's not the type that I'm interested in, but I learned some about it when I was watching anime in my early years. You can go and check it out."

Nidhogg, Azathoth, Emperor Yuan, and the future Taiyi are all antique otakus. It seems that the myth of the earth is almost finished.

Su Lin always feels that the members of this group are currently polarizing.

For example, the style of the few people over there seems a bit out of place, the traditional school composed of Capital Emperor, Beast Milk Emperor, and Jiejie Yan Emperor.

"Do you usually watch anime?"

Shi Hao: "No."

Ye Fan: "When I was on Earth, I considered investing in anime and film."

"I have watched the Adventures of Little Carp, Big Head Son and Little Head Dad before." Xiao Yan nodded unexpectedly: "Now I still watch Battle Through the Heavens."

After Xiao Yan finished speaking, he found that no one on the other side took up the conversation at all.

The dead otakus over there were staring at him with a rather complicated look, which reminded him of the new word "male coagulation" he had recently learned on the modern Internet.

"It's you."

With the atmosphere of the age of this house, it was pulled up the moment Xiao Yan opened his mouth.

"There is no difference, right?" Xiao Yan explained: "I occasionally play games with Huozi, and I can keep up with your times."

"Then why don't you upgrade new functions in the group?" Su Lin asked.

Xiao Yan frowned: "What functions should be upgraded for a software similar to QQ? Recharge? QQ Show and QQ Pet?"

"Red envelope function, video chat, emoticons"

"What do penguins have?"

Xiao Yan seemed to be listening to some Arabian Nights fairy tale.

Okay, solve the case.

But another problem came. Everyone wanted to find that Neet to be a tour guide, but she seemed to be catching ingredients for dinner.

Ling Xian has been hiding from Su Lin.

To be honest, I am the God of Light, not the God of the Sea. Why are you afraid that I will attack you?

In this case, there is no one in the Eternal Pavilion who can be a tour guide for everyone. A few people who are not idle can only form a temporary Stardust Crusaders and head towards the Hakurei Shrine.

"There may be monsters on the road." Meng Qi said: "Little Black Dragon, remember to protect me and Bald Donkey when you encounter danger."

Lu Mingfei wiped his sweat: "It's not like we are going to the West to obtain scriptures."

He looked at the Bald Donkey mentioned by Meng Qi, who was at the gate of the Eternal Pavilion at this moment.

Su Lin asked, "Do you want me to help you pull it out?"

"Pull it out! I'm going to teach you a lesson!" Fujiwara Mohong, who was nailed to the wall by the arrow, glared with eyes that were about to burst into flames:

"Because of your nonsense yesterday, I lost face in the world!!!"

"Then you want to settle accounts with the tabloid reporter. The man is full of energy. Then we will go first." Su Lin waved his hand indifferently.

"Wait!" Fujiwara Mohong shouted, "Are you the mistress of that woman Kaguya?!"

"Of course not."

Su Lin smiled slightly and said, "I already have a beautiful and lovely girlfriend with a very good personality. Although she is not white-haired and red-eyed, her gray hair is surprisingly good."

At this time, he felt someone poking him from behind.

"What?"

"I just wanted to ask."

Not sure if it was related to the loss of his cultivation, Meng Qi thought that his self-control in some aspects was a bit weak:

"It's not that I like gossiping behind people's backs, I'm just curious."

"Kaguya occasionally makes some special jokes with you, and I've never seen her do that to other people, but you usually don't react."

"You understand?"

"So when I arranged a blind date for you last time, I called her over." Klein tried to explain.

Seeing that everyone else showed similar expressions, Su Lin hugged his arms and recalled for a while, holding his chin with his right hand, and gradually realized something.

Seeing him like this, Lu Mingfei was speechless: "Where did the slow-witted male protagonist come from?"

"Not this." Su Lin sneered: "If you want to count the time, it was 100,000 or hundreds of thousands of years ago, anyway, I forgot."

"Since the seventh day when I entered eternity, that guy would use words to disturb me when he was bored."

"How many times do you think I have heard these words, how many times has she said them?"

When Su Lin engraved Caruso's creation law, Kaguya, knowing that he could not move, played games live and used dirty jokes to pass the time.

After playing with the yellow for a long time, the woman began to focus on Su Lin, who was unable to move and running Tianwang, and tried to play some tricks. What exactly is it.

In short, it is 'Miss Kaguya tried to make me confess'.

Later, Kaguya got tired of playing inventory games and found that Su Lin's Tianwang could not be broken, so she left first.

"You have known each other for so long?"

"Time-related abilities are like this."

Su Lin squatted in front of Fujiwara Mohong, who was still struggling, and smiled warmly: "So Secretary Fujiwara, I will not be a third party to destroy the relationship between you and Kaguya, rest assured."

"The undead CP of love and hate is also quite exciting."

Facing Su Lin's thumbs up, she showed her white teeth and smile.

Fujiwara Mohong knew what Su Lin said, and those pronunciations were what words were read separately, but it was difficult to understand them together.

"My relationship with Kaguya?!"

"Yesterday I thought you were a good person because you provided seasonings, but now it seems."

After she reacted, her body trembled as if she had encountered a cold, and she suddenly roared: "You are just as annoying as that bitch Kaguya!!!"

"Providing seasonings can increase favorability?" Su Lin said in surprise.

"Ahhhh! I don't want to teach you a lesson now, I'm going to roast you!!!"

The Phoenix Fire was rolling and surging, but it was trapped by the suppression of the arrows. I think once the opponent escaped, it would attack Su Lin.

Phoenix

Meng Qi stroked his chin, remembering that he was also hunted by the demon saint because of some misunderstanding.

Click!

Click, click!

There was a flash of light, Su Lin looked back and saw a Crow Tengu girl looking at the camera in her hand in surprise.

Gensokyo's No. 1 paparazzi, Yumeimimaru, also known as paparazzi.

"Strange, I didn't turn on the flash?!" Yumeimimaru scratched his head embarrassedly, and said solemnly:

"The love-hate entanglement between the outside male who already has a family and the two Penglai people, he loves her, she loves her, and she loves him?"

"Hiss——!"

"Thank you very much! I will report it truthfully!!!"

The wild wind blew the leaves and weeds into a cyclone, spinning rapidly and falling slowly, leaving only Fujiwara Mohong's dull and empty eyes and a few surprised tourists.

"Why didn't you remind me?" Su Lin glanced at Klein.

"I did." Klein shrugged, swinging his cane and said, "I caused her camera to malfunction, but I don't know what these tabloid reporters will write."

"That stinky bird!" Fujiwara Mohong gritted her teeth and turned to look at Su Lin: "And you."

She was annoyed by Su Lin's nonsense mouth. Although no one in Gensokyo regarded Tengu's newspaper as regular news, the circulation of this newspaper was so high that even hell could receive it!

"Which direction is Tengu Mountain?"

"Huh?"

Fujiwara Mohong frowned and said, "Tengu Mountain is heavily guarded, and the crow Tengu is also fast. Kaguya said last night that you were here for treatment, so you'd better not be stupid."

She observed Su Lin and remembered that he appeared quietly last night and controlled a strange 'Shikigami'. He was definitely not an ordinary person, but it was still a bit difficult to catch the crow in this state.

"Didn't you want to roast me just now?" Su Lin smiled and said, "You just need to tell me which direction it is."

"Tsk, whatever you want, left."

"The first stop of the Gensokyo tour plan has changed, but why does it seem to have become the order of the book?"

Nine illusory dragon shadows appeared in Su Lin's palm. He turned to the left, and his smile was filled with murderous intent: "I'll chase you. If I catch you, I'll kill you hehehe~~"

Dragon roared to the sky!!!

With the palm supporting Wuji, the nine dragons resonated, and the violent dragon energy suddenly contracted. The invincible war dragon armor that was once infected with the law of light was reflected on Su Lin's body again.

A wisp of white hair fell from the dragon crown on his head. His right hand held the sky-blue jade sword. The silver-armored dragon-scaled battle robe rolled in the wind, and his figure stood in the overflowing azure sword energy.

"Lend me the sword."

"Take it yourself."

Meng Qi pointed to a certain acupoint on his body.

Su Lin reached into the air with his left hand, and his arm suddenly sank. Then he dragged with force, dragging out the gray-haired, Taoist-robed Meng Qi before he set off to the west.

Meng Qi's historical projection pointed at the acupoints of his body, and grasped the Overlord's Absolute Sword surrounded by purple lightning.

"Nine Dragons Return to One!"

The ancient bronze cup appeared in front of him, and in an instant, the black and white chains containing the secret of cause and effect jumped into the void, and Su Lin turned into a pure white dragon of light and roared into it, followed by Meng Qi.

Under the combined move, the sky instantly appeared with a dragon roar that tore through the sky, thunder rolled, and spiritual rain like starlight fell one after another, moistening the mountains and rivers.

"Dragon clan?" Fujiwara Mohong was stunned.

"It would be nice if he really is a dragon." Lu Mingfei grinned, "No dragon is as perverted as him. He is still so good at fighting even when he is disabled."

"He has restrained himself." Zhou Mingrui walked to Fujiwara Mohong, took off his hat, and smiled gently:

"Excuse me, how can I get to Hakurei Shrine?"

"It seems that Di went to sell medicine with Lingxian. What good luck."

Horai Mountain Kaguya walked out of the door, looked at the sky, put her hands on her waist and sighed, then turned to Fujiwara Mohong who was nailed to the wall and asked:

"Turkey, why are you still here? Even if the color matching is the same, you can't COS Inuyasha."

"I'm here to settle accounts with you!" Fujiwara Mohong spitted, and suddenly frowned: "And the diary on the newspaper is your handwriting."

"Yeah"

Kaguya was silent for a moment, and laughed from behind her face: "Are you jealous?"

The Phoenix Fire fluttered, but just when Mohong was angry, Kaguya pulled out the tail feathers of the arrow and pulled it outward.

The blood on the arrowhead was burning. Kaguya stared at the sharp point for a few seconds and then pierced it with her finger, and the blood flowed down and smeared on Meihong's lips.

"Do you think you are still human?"

"What do you mean?"

Meihong's angry expression became a little stiff.

"After humans drink the medicine of Penglai, their bodies will not decay and they will live forever. They are not allowed to die, and they cannot become immortals. Even if their bodies and souls are completely destroyed, they can be reborn at any time in other places."

She pulled out the arrow nailed to Meihong's right wrist little by little, and her movements were deliberately slow:

"Not to mention that you who have merged with the 'Reincarnation Bird' are no longer human. Even if you think so in your heart, right?"

Meihong was silent about the pain that ordinary people could not bear.

"For eternity where time cannot leave traces, no matter how novel things are, sooner or later you will get tired of them."

"Understand that the previous sadness and troubles are not important, eternity is not important, and the happiness now is the most important."

"But after many years, when he forgets the time scale, his daily life will be overwhelmed by boredom, maintaining the humanity that returned to nothingness, and hesitating between the moment and eternity."

Kaguya pulled out the last arrow and threw it on the ground, spreading her hands, with a rather regretful smile on her lips:

"Maybe I can see this scene in a few thousand years, but that guy has been attacked recently, so it will probably be postponed."

"I was planning to use myself as an attackable branch option before, trying to reverse it."

"What a pity."

"You are still the same woman as you were back then." Meihong's eyes twitched, and her expression gradually became weird:

"Other Kaguyas in Penglai Mountain in Gensokyo don't have such a bad taste as you."

"Looking for the joy of living in survival, you are the same." Kaguya smiled and asked: "Meihong Tan, isn't it good to have another interesting fellow?"

"Don't call me with such disgusting words."

"Turkey."

"Get lost!"