I Kill Monsters For A Living

"SPACE boss, someone SPACE robbed the SPACE chicken down in SPACE street..." Said a tall man with glasses, he wore a checkboard suit with a red tie.

"Steven... you gonna say space again?" Said the old man sitting in the business chair.

"In SPACE!"

"Steven... it's not funny anymore, just knock it off..."

"I think it's funny..."

"It's because you're Steven..."

"That's right! I'm Steven!"

"..." The old man then sighed and stood up from his chair and turned on a flatscreen tv. He played video footage of Ada robbing the Space Chicken. "Talking about Space Chicken... someone just robbed one of our establishments..."

"Don'tcha mean spaa-"

"Steven, if I hear the word SPACE come out of your mouth one more time, I'll stab you to death..."

"Spaaaa...."

"That's what I thought Steven..." He then gave Steven a picture of Ada. "This is the girl who robbed our store."

"Why is she wearing a winter coat when it's hot outside..."

"Why would I know, she's probably crazy..."

"Whoever she is, she'll TASTE THE WRATH OF MY SPACE KUNG-FU!"

"IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT YOUR STUPID SPACE KUNG-FU, I'LL KICK YOUR A-"

-One hour later-

"WE'RE BACK!" Ada then kicked down one of the plastic chairs and woke Kim up.

"What the hell?" Kim muttered as she woke up.

Ada then gave Kim a paper bag and a drink, "I bought some food to celebrate us killing the vampire hunter!"