I Killed the Academy Player

Dating counseling (1)

Germain scratched his head as he looked at the schedule for the upcoming final exam.

“Now it’s finals…”

It is a difficult time for all students.

General guardians secretly pay attention to test scores because they lead to better employment after graduation.

Of course, that is not that important to Germain, a second-class high-ranking knight…

“Haa… I’m in big trouble, I’m in big trouble. I didn’t study at all…!”

“Wouldn’t it be okay to do it from now on?”

“You’ll be fine because you just study the Bible! I also have to take theory classes!”

A first-year public official… No, it’s Melina, a classmate who is a wizard and one of the few people that outsider Germain Luthor communicates with.

She was a girl with cute red pigtails and freckles that even Germain wondered how he had become friends with.

No, I know roughly.

My motive was to introduce me to senior Marie from the 3rd year magic department.

This request would not have been made if he had not belonged to the Korin Guardians, the most popular student guardians in Merkava.

It could be said that it was a miraculous relationship for him, who lived a monastic life pattern that involved a lot of evangelism.

“Wow, Germain. Look at that.”

The direction Melina pointed was the spacious lawn garden that can be seen when leaving the classroom.

In a place where many students lay out mats and forget their packed lunches on nice days, one group stands out.

Someone said it was the famous Corin Locke and his female seniors.

A group with a serious gender imbalance that spreads mats on the lawn and eats packed lunches. Watching him play the harp while eating rice balls, you can’t help but admire him.

“That senior is also a really great senior.”

“I guess Corrin is kind of amazing.”

He is a famous senior and very popular, but…

“Still, being that promiscuous is a bit… isn’t it?”

It was a very uncomfortable sight for Germain, a devout religious person. Of course, even as a man before being a religious person.

“What do you think? The people are so nice.”

However, Melina’s reaction appears to be different.

“Thanks to that senior, I have acquired equipment that only third-year seniors can use. Thanks to that, it is much easier to run missions. I guess the range of choices has expanded.”

“ah···.”

It was during the hunting ground practice at the beginning of the semester.

The obnoxious senior who had been toying with the first-year students with his overwhelming ability had sprinkled a large number of high-grade magic stones on the entire first-year class.

I heard he spent almost all his money on that one room, but when asked why he did that, he shrugged his head.

“It was for preparation for the Archmage, but someone unexpected showed up.”

But I just passed it on, thinking it was okay because my juniors did a good job.

‘What are you really doing…?’

He’s a strange senior.

He infiltrated Merkava Academy as a spy for the Zeruem Church and can only guess that Corin Locke is something beyond his imagination.

“ha······.”

“What? Why are you sighing so much?”

“No, just.”

I can’t say it because I’m jealous.

‘I am like Corin…’

Germain’s gaze was directed at the red-haired girl.

* * * *

Although the friction between Danash’s demons and the royal family was not completely resolved, it seemed to be gradually being resolved thanks to Marie and Estelle’s active protection.

Anyway, one major issue has been resolved, so it’s time to focus on academy life for the time being. There is also a fall harvest festival that is slowly replacing the final exam festival.

Collision with Ohad Breath. And I realized that Sevancia Duke’s power was still not complete.

The power itself is amazing, but I have to become even stronger here.

Anyway, the world has already treated him as a special guardian, but without precepts backup, his skills are somewhat ambiguous.

“Little brother, little brother~”

“100 million···!”

slap! Estelle said and hugged me from behind. I wonder if it’s fun to tease me with excessive skinship, and he does this all the time.

The problem is not just Estelle. Since Wangdo, the number of children who actively approach the area has increased.

Representative examples include Arisha and Hwaran, who would link their arms or open their arms wide and hug each other whenever they got the chance.

Whenever I get angry, I go inside and switch to Ran…

Marie, Alisha, Hwaran, Runia and Estelle…

“You bastard.”

“Can you handle it?”

Yes, of course it is like this.

Jaeger and Lark, who know me well, reacted positively.

Even classmates around me who were friendly to me often looked at me with an expression like, ‘Wow… what’s that kid?’

Isn’t 90% of students who have never been in a relationship? But I walk around arm-in-arm with the Academy’s most beautiful women…

-That damn bastard. He just goes around flirting with all the academy girls.

-Is it just girls? I was also liked by the professors.

-Just pretending not to be interested and just…

These days, the evaluations and rumors about me are getting harsher. It was like this in the previous episode, but these days it’s gotten even worse and we’re hearing all kinds of strange rumors.

“No matter what, I don’t go around seducing 100 women…”

“Yeah, damn it.”

“Do you really think so?”

Jaeger and Lark react like this when I say something. Anyway, my friends can’t comfort me.

“The rumor was so false. The relationship was definitely a bit strained this time…”

“There was a report from the Oul store manager that more than 30 girls were brought in from Mr. Suit, a hidden restaurant in the city. What do you think?”

Including the previous episode, there were over 70 people, but this is a real misunderstanding.

“Oh, you’re wrong. I just took you here to show you the taste of strawberry milk latte, which girls might like. But isn’t it a bit funny that the latte is milk, but it’s called milk latte?”

It actually says that on the menu.

“No, Teacher Corin. You bastard with no morals. Rather, please explain the ridiculous things you said.”

Jaeger guy. Lately, I’ve been feeling angry because I’ve been having a fling with someone and it failed. It’s not that difficult. We’ve been dating for over half a year.

“I heard you guys are bad at dating, but Lark, how are you these days?”

“Oh, do you see how this bastard is changing his language?! You bastard swallow! Explain!!”

Let’s roughly ignore Jaeger’s seizure and focus on our nerdy wizard friend.

“Ha… would you have relationships with women other than yourself?”

“Why is it that if you are just like me, you will be fine and your future will be bright──”

“Hey, Corin? You destroyed my future dream of getting a job at the Magic Tower by destroying the Magic Tower.”

“Oh······.”

That’s right, he also went to Magic Tower as an intern during his vacation.

“Hey, there’s a really evil boss at the Magic Tower. It would have been better not to go.”

“Ha~ Even if a third-level wizard gets a job, you have to be a researcher to rise in status.”

“But if you entered as a 5th grade student and got a 3rd grade, you’ll be successful, dude.”

“Are you the only one who wants to do it?”

“Uh huh, officially it’s level 1.”

“What kind of first-class person in the world would single-handedly block an army and change the terrain with spearing?

Anyway, because I dismantled the magic tower, Lark’s path to employment was also blocked.

“If you’re going to go into research, why don’t you become an assistant professor under a professor in the Department of Magic or go to the south?”

“Even if the assistant professor says so… The South? They only do farming there.”

“There are senior slaves like Marie and I over there. We can create a research institute with wizards who will work for free for the rest of their lives.”

“······Didn’t you say they were being treated as salt farm slaves?”

Lark shudders and looks horrified.

Well, when I heard that even high-ranking mages were beating them up in the salt farm and using them as slaves, their complexions turned pale.

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Aren’t these people who would normally be their own bosses?

“I heard that they are giving back to the research side mainly model students. In particular, this time, it is a reward for those who have performed well. Can you provide one person at the level of a professional? Can’t you just ask him to pass on the entire vision?”

“crazy······.”

Lark is astonished to hear that a Guardian-level wizard who is a level 1 or higher and a professional level wizard is being treated like a lunch box.

Anyway, by making good friends, Jaeger and Rak will be successful. I’m also famous for being someone who takes good care of my friends.

Even on Earth, when Sangwoo was injured and had to play baseball, I took care of him and did everything! I am such a loyal guy.

He was so successful that he even mentioned my name during the interview after winning the Asian Games.

“I dedicate all this glory to my dearest friend.”

Wow, honestly, I was touched. Although talking about love was a bit cringy.

I was in the midst of reminiscing about old memories. A boy approaches me with a stiff expression. It was Germain Luther.

“Ah, hello, tongue… no, seniors.”

Germain was trying to call him brother as usual, but he noticed Jaeger and Lark’s notice and corrected the name.

“Germain, what are you doing here?”

“Well… I need some counseling.”

“If it’s something I can do.”

The time has come to harvest the seeds this guy has sown.

Well, regardless of that, let’s see what kind of advice my cute junior is talking about.

“I… I need some love advice!”

“Omg.”

“Wow~”

This is my first time doing something like this…

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Anyway, I ordered Germain’s drink and sat down with him.

“Why are you asking for dating advice out of the blue? Are you dating these days?”

“It seems similar.”

“Wow! Even first graders date these days? Not when I did! I never even imagined it, man!”

Jaeger is indignant. Lark firmly hit Jaeger with facts.

“Yes, you didn’t do well during home training class because you played with mushrooms.”

“Ugh…!”

“Because of you, I, who I used to be close with, was downgraded to a wholesaler?”

“This guy Corin! This guy is my friend too!”

“He’s an exception among exceptions. He’s a natural, what is he…, bastard?”

“Isn’t that a bit harsh?”

Is there anyone who lives a good life like me?

“Anyway, junior Germain, why me?”

“Well… it’s my first time doing something like this. The only senior I can consult with is senior Corin.”

“As you know, I’ve never been in a relationship much either.”

“Zugiyo Koga bastard? Stop f*cking with me?”

“Pay attention to your conscience.”

“Ssi… They only talk sh*t to me.”

Anyway, listening to Germain’s story, it seems that he recently became close with a first-year female student named Melina.

It seems that the opportunity came from helping him in a theology class, and it seems that they had a few times together and had conversations.

When it was even said that it was suitable for shopping in the city, Jaeger and Lark reacted positively by saying, ‘Oh,’ but…

“Aren’t you just acting as a porter?”

My thoughts were a little different.

“Is that so?”

“That’s the case. We’re not even that close, but you’re calling me to be a porter in the city? You’re being used——”

“Koga bastard… I don’t think so…”

Jaeger tackles my opinion. On the other hand, Lark seemed interested and asked my opinion.

“Then what do you think some is?”

“······kiss?”

“Are you crazy…?”

I swear right away. A wizard who values reason and logic shouldn’t do that.

“Even if it’s not a kiss, it should be at least a kiss, right?”

“No, you crazy Corinne, where are the crazy b*tches who start with kissing at the dating stage?”

“······There was.”

“There must have been a tickling romance before that!”

“Seo, senior! Even so, isn’t it too early to kiss in the dating stage?!”

“Uh… specifically?”

Three people who stopped as if my words had stopped them. Jaeger asked as if he had noticed something.

“You’re this slut… Is this really just a story from experience?”

“······!”

How did know?!

“W-Who are you? Who did you kiss?!”

“Ah, you… that! Who should I tell first?”

“From whom?!”

“Not just one?!”

“Brother Corrin?!”

It’s a misunderstanding… No, it’s not a misunderstanding, it’s true…

“No, that’s not important right now. Of course we didn’t start with the kiss. There was that subtle step, but I don’t think it lasted that long.”

“Ko, Koga bastard… please answer me just one thing.”

“······say it.”

“‘How many’?”

····················································

When I closed my mouth, silence was enforced. Everyone is staring at me and forcing me to answer.

“Well, if it’s just one person who ‘kissed,’ then it’s four, no, five…”

Alisha, Hwa, Ran, Runia… and even Estelle.

You don’t have to kiss Mariena, who hasn’t kissed yet, or Miriam, who was pregnant in the previous episode, right?

“······.”

“······.”

A long silence continued for a while. Their eyes began to fill with awe and doubt.

“Perhaps… in fact, we were mistaken?”

“Corrin’s world is the true world, and there may be a world that we Mossols don’t know about.”

“Something starts with a kiss… a note…”

Even the memo… Germain asked.

“Then… Love Guru.”

“Love expert… the title is too much.”

“If the guy who brings dozens of women to a cafe isn’t a love guru, then who else is a love guru?”

“It’s a misunderstanding. They’re all friends.”

Even though I repeatedly explained that it was a misunderstanding, they didn’t listen.

“Well… what’s the secret?”

“The secret is…”

What should I answer if you ask such a vague question?

To begin with, I am someone who has never had a proper relationship. As for Miriam, I’m the one who was attacked, so I’ll make an exception.

Even on Earth, I was so busy playing with my friends that I didn’t even care about dating. Strangely, everyone around me had no interest in dating.

“Umm…”

Still, since I have experience with marriage… let’s talk about my brief relationship with Miram… there’s nothing special about it.

“If we eat together and dance together, it comes naturally…”

Isn’t that what happens when you get attacked and have a baby?

“Are you going to search and catch me?”

No, it really happened? I even got married!

“How do we eat together? How do we dance together? How do we do that naturally?”

“Umm…”

Actually, it’s not that difficult.

“First, put some selfishness into it.”

“You want me to put my selfish intentions into it?”

“Memo… put your selfish thoughts in.”

Luther, don’t take notes.

“Anyway, people are quick to notice if someone has ulterior motives.”

“I don’t think that’s what you would say.”

“Be quiet. This guy is special.”

“There’s a lot of chatter.”

“Yes, Taoist Master, please give me some teachings like hahahahae.”

My logic was simple. Actually, this is closer to my know-how in dealing with people rather than dating know-how.

“It seems like a good restaurant or a bling-bling cafe. But he said it would be a bit burdensome for a man to go alone, so he told me to buy it for him and ask him to go with me.”

-Oooh.

-It’s natural.

-But when I ask why I eat with you…

“From the other person’s point of view, figure out if there is anything you can help with. Ask if you can help by lifting something like a heavy load.”

When I added, “Don’t be too pushy,” and passed on some know-how on how to deal with human relationships, Germain was delighted and bowed down holding a notebook with notes written on it.

“Well, then! I’ll do as you said!”

“Okay, give it a try. Normally, if you eat together, you all become friends.”

And the next day.

“······Senior, is it not possible?”

Germain confessed his failure with a look of disappointment on his face.

“You can’t even eat? If you can’t do that, isn’t it hopeless?”

“No, Corinne. It’s not that easy…”

“Isn’t eating rice a bit difficult?”

Jaeger and Lark, suitable for Germain’s love counseling from yesterday.

“Follow me.”

Coincidentally, today’s class overlaps with the first grade. Since the 5th period for first year students starts at 1 o’clock, I will be in the student cafeteria. I took the three of us to the student cafeteria and soon met Melina.

A junior girl with red hair and impressive freckles. It wasn’t that I didn’t know him, so I pretended to know him and approached him.

“Junior Melina, what is your class today?”

“Uh, Senior Corrin?”

“What about you, senior? Leave out your name.”

“Ah… yes, senior. It’s meatball spaghetti.”

“Really? Oh, it looks like you changed your hairstyle. A hair salon in town?”

“Yes, I recently got a new one.”

“Inapum?”

“Wow, how did you know?”

“They do it a lot there. The director there does it well. I also do it there. Do you need a scalp care coupon? There is a 10% discount coupon.”

“Wow! I’d appreciate it if you could give it to me!”

“They say they give you a scalp massage if you go on a weekday. But do you know any good restaurants in the city? Something like meatball spaghetti. The education is decent, but it’s only average, so it’s a bit disappointing.”

“I know perfectly well! This is the first time I knew you liked spaghetti. Shall I tell you a good restaurant?”

“I like it, but it’s a bit awkward to go alone. I have a question to ask the girl, so please help me do my hair and do the shopping. Instead, I’ll buy dinner that night.”

“Is that so? Then, let’s get our hair done and have dinner the day after tomorrow.”

“OK.”

When I returned from a quick meal plan, three people were looking at me with their mouths wide open.

“What…what just happened?”

“I don’t know either······.”

“How about it? It’s easy, right?”

He shrugs his shoulders, but Germain has a gloomy expression.

“Why am I…”

But, kid. You really didn’t just ask for a quick meal, right?

“······Hey, this can’t be right..”

“······Do not say.”

“······Interesting.”