I Killed the Academy Player

Perfect Plan(1)

There are three weeks left until the fall harvest festival begins. Finals in a week. Two weeks after the end of the semester is the Fall Harvest Festival.

Normally, students only have about two weeks to prepare for the harvest festival. but······.

“I give up the exam.”

“······Are you crazy?”

“Hyung, I don’t think that’s a good idea?”

The sunroom in the dormitory where we gathered for a strategy meeting. Ren and Ron clicked their tongues at my idea.

“I can’t help it. I don’t want to disappoint you.”

“······Brother, honestly, you know it’s karma, right?”

“Ugh…”

Ron’s point that I now have no choice but to acknowledge. I was furious.

“Hey! I know everything about you too, dude!”

“Huh? What am I?”

“You’re so popular these days among first-year girls!”

Ron is objectively a pretty boy. He looked like he was in middle school and acted cute, so he was popular among girls.

Among the first graders, there are some who approach me because they are interested in Ron.

“I don’t extend my octopus feet like my brother.”

“Who did you learn that from? Where did you get such mean words?!”

“It’s okay. Boss, there must be a reason why you called us.”

Ren looked up at me coldly. Although he still has the physique of a nine-year-old, Ren is more mature and cool-headed than Ron.

But why isn’t it growing? As someone who knows this guy’s future, I have doubts.

“In short, at this harvest festival, I have to win an equal number of competitions to secure five golden ribbons.”

“Don’t they give you a ribbon just for third place?”

“It’s the same color as bronze. It’s the same with silver. If you give it to someone differently, they’ll be disappointed…”

“You have amazing fishing management skills.”

“Ugh…”

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In short, everything you need to do is a golden ribbon. Everyone wins and the same five ribbons are handed out to everyone.

“But is there anyone else the boss needs to give a ribbon to?”

“······for now.”

I asked Runia just in case. Would you like to participate in the fall harvest festival?

“I have work to do during the harvest festival. And I don’t want to put any more burden on Piangsae.”

“Lu, Runia! No, Sister Runia…!”

“I’m looking forward to making my younger brother lose his temper while he enjoys victory.”

“······Runia?”

I read the intention was irreverent, but Runia will not participate anyway.

“What about that snake princess?”

“Miram is out because she has to hold an event in the royal capital! Princesses basically have duties in their own districts!”

So the only people I need to take care of are Marie, Alisha, Hwaran, Estelle, and Master. It’s also funny to say ‘just’.

First, I put up a leaflet for the harvest festival, an event schedule, and a notice listing the upcoming events.

“First of all, here are the events that are scheduled to take place. Applications will begin immediately after the final exams are over, and surprisingly, there are some that can be accepted on the same day.”

“There are some that only give prizes without giving ribbons.”

“Tournaments are the representative ones. There are many other fun things to do. Oh, you guys, try participating in a design contest. There is a third-year senior named Elsa who likes making clothes, and she said she wants to use you guys as models.”

“Why don’t you meet some other women?”

“······It’s just a hit.”

Everyone has a deep misunderstanding about me. With that senior, I’m just a close friend who occasionally goes to cafes, eats, and goes shopping together.

“Hmm… Anyway, I’ve narrowed down the competitions I’ll be participating in to five.”

The events I pointed to are circled in colored pencil. Ren and Ron looked at it closely.

“Hunting competition, cooking sale…auction?”

“The auction is a kind of popularity vote, and since it can almost guarantee the winner, you have to participate at all costs.”

“Anyway, the mock trial… is a magistrate, so a magic fair? I don’t understand this, do you?”

“That’s right. You’re not even a wizard.”

“There is a way. I called you all to ask for help in the hunting competition.”

“A hunting contest?”

Two people tilting their heads. In this hunting competition, Len and Ron will perform almost deceptively.

“A hunting competition is literally hunting. You release special monsters into the hunting ground and hunt them to compete for points.”

“This is for one person to participate?”

Yes, one person can participate in the hunting competition. 1 ‘person’.

“For hunting competitions, you can bring professional hunting dogs.”

“······.”

“······.”

The two people looked at each other and me in turns and then became increasingly stiff. Put a wedge in there.

“Me. Hunter. Eual. Hunting Dog.”

“oh my god.”

“Boss, with those eyes…”

“Of course I know it’s a bit like that! I’m sorry! But no matter how I think about it, this is the best!”

Ren and Ron were golden. They say he is a born hunter. If these two transform their bodies into Geumrang mode, no hunting dog will be able to overcome it!

“Of course, I’m not asking you to do it for free. I’ll give you anything! Just really, just this once! Help me just this once!”

“······Why don’t you ask Deokgu for help?”

“Stop f*cking with me.”

I went to Deokgu first. That guy…! These days, he walks around wearing designer clothes and all, and knows how to beat up local b*tches, but he doesn’t even show any filial piety!

“······What are you going to do about Ren?”

Ron looked at her as if trying to follow Ren’s opinion. Ren thought for a moment and came to a conclusion.

“Okay. I’ll help you.”

“Ohh, Ren…! Our cutie!”

“Because I owe the boss a lot.”

done! With this, I will win the hunting competition!

“Do you have any plans for the rest of the competition?”

“hehehe, of course. I have a perfect plan.”

“······Boss, your plans usually slip in strange places.”

“If you say that, I don’t have anything to say…

Ren is all good, but he’s too negative. We need to have a more positive mindset.

“But, Hwaran senior has two personalities. Shouldn’t I give him two ribbons?”

“······.”

“······.”

It was a terrible family. no way···.

“No, it won’t be true. He… will understand.”

You will understand… right?

Let’s think positively, be positive.

* * * *

After the last mound subjugation incident, wizards were given their own classification.

First of all, there were wizards residing at the Guardians office.

The rotation revolves around excellent prisoners from the seven schools of the Magic Tower.

A total of 35 people, five from each school. Only less than a tenth of all slaves could enjoy this benefit.

The environment was incomparably worse than when we were struggling in the Magic Tower, but everything is relative.

The wizards, who had escaped the harsh salt farm labor and were exposed to the fresh air, did not want to give up this life.

“That’s why you guys are creating entries at this magic fair.”

He was in a position where he had to follow Corrin’s orders unconditionally.

“You mean this expo?”

Jolin, the Red Faction’s Professor, frowned as he looked at him, who had suddenly gathered the resident wizards.

“Well… we don’t have enough time. There are only three weeks left until the Harvest Festival…”

“You say you can’t? Really? You can.”

Jolene felt uneasy at Corinne’s obedient attitude of acknowledging it. This is because I have fully experienced while drinking Seonjit soup that this crazy guy’s mental world is unique.

“There are a lot of people who can do it besides you. Let’s see, who among the applicants for the office’s resident magicians can replace them──”

“Ha, I will!”

“You can do it. Three weeks! No, two weeks is enough!”

“I haven’t even talked about the topic yet. Still, I’m glad to see you so motivated, Director Lee.”

Corin tapped the shoulder of a middle-aged wizard who must have lived twice as long as me. Jolene was jealous, but I don’t know what would happen if she revealed it.

How much effort did you put in to become a resident here? I never want to go back to the life of baking salt day and night!

“The goal is to win the magic fair! I have to win the golden ribbon by any means necessary.”

“Hmm… if you want to win the grand prize at the fair, ordinary items won’t work.”

“I have an idea for everything.”

Corrin laid out the plan.

“Oh… this?”

“It’s groundbreaking. What is this idea?”

The wizards’ reaction was significant. The idea of a modern Earth style and what is needed to recreate it are achieved through magic. The resulting product is sure to attract attention at the fair.

And the principle, structure, and interpretation of this object were not that difficult for wizards.

Although they are now said to be reduced to slaves, they are the world’s most elite intellectuals.

When such a large group of brains with master’s and doctoral degrees come together, it is not that difficult to interpret the ideas of rudimentary modern Earthlings.

“But this structure. It’s amazing, but the problem is how to reproduce it.”

“I don’t know if metallurgical technology will keep up. In theory, it would require thousands of pumpings per minute.”

I understand it’s a great idea. There was actually a similar product, and this one is close to an improved or reduced version of it.

The question is how to create this innovative product.

“What should I make of this?”

“Why are you asking me that?”

“huh?”

“yes?”

The wizards who were amazed at the groundbreaking idea all stared at Corrin. But this person just shrugs his shoulders slyly.

“You guys have to think about that from now on.”

This bastard… The wizards could barely swallow their curses.

* * * *

There are a total of five competitions I will participate in at the Fall Harvest Festival.

The first is a hunting competition.

As long as you have the best partners in Ren and Ron, winning the hunting competition is a no-brainer. Above all, I have Ge Derg, a magic spear specialized in hunting animals.

2. Magic Fair.

The name of the exhibitor is Corin Locke, but the ones who actually make it are the wizards of the Tower of Magic.

I told them to just throw in an idea and create it on their own, but if they come up with even a basic product, they are guaranteed to win.

Why? This is because Park Si-hoo won in the previous round with this.

In the first place, the magic fair was a competition for players to increase their abilities by experiencing winning events. Except for the player, the participants don’t come up with anything that great.

To what extent will Professor Dana receive the Excellence Award and gain sponsors?

And since the Magic Tower was originally in good condition during this period, most of the statues were swept away from the Magic Tower. If there were no players, the target would have been burned to the ground.

There is no need to present a perfect product because the magic fair is not about creating a perfect product, but rather about showing off the next technology and future possibilities.

Now, excluding the hunting competition and magic fair, the remaining three are the auction competition, sales competition, and mock trial competition.

The auction is a kind of idol auction where knights and wizards offer themselves as prizes and go on a meal date if they receive the highest bid.

The money earned at the auction was for the good purpose of being used to relieve the poor, and since it is not an auction with a lot of money, you can win as much as you want with a little money.

In other words, I will be bidding on myself at the auction. Through an agent, of course.

At most, five gold coins would be enough. There wouldn’t be any fools who would waste money on something like a meal date ticket.

‘Still, should we stop Marie from participating?’

If that older sister participates, everything becomes a waste of money. You will never be more surprised by this pattern!

The remaining two are sales sessions and moot court. As for the sales event, there is nothing special about it.

It is literally a competition where students open a cooking store and compete for profit. If you do this as well as the previous round, you will be able to win with ease.

And the long-awaited final moot court.

This is something I decided to participate in while studying to be a magistrate.

It is a more fun event than you might think, with Professor Edgar Linton posing difficult questions and taking turns acting as prosecutor and lawyer at the trial.

Actually, there wasn’t anything else to do other than this. Excluding the ones that can definitely win, this is all that is left.

「Women’s dressing contest.」

You can’t go out like this, right?

Oh, of course I left in the previous episode. Not me, but Park Sihoo.

It was a win.

The player was a very pretty boy.

Of course, even though it is a cross-dressing contest, it is similar to a popularity vote among insiders. From my experience working as Park Si-hoo’s coordinator, it wasn’t that difficult to win if you just did the right thing.

There aren’t many competitors, and the winning prize is nice… but I’m not going! I will never leave!

Are you crazy? Should I participate in a cross-dressing contest? Would you be able to walk around the neighborhood without being embarrassed?

“Sihu, you can do it? really. Honestly, you look pretty, don’t I admit it? So close your eyes just once! Let’s go to the competition.”

············Well, this makes me feel like trash.

No, Park Si-hoo suited him very well. Even though he was a reckless guy who always gave a damn, he dressed up as a woman so he didn’t have any selves?

You can eat it raw, so why not eat it? It was natural to think that way.

On the other hand, I don’t think cross-dressing suits me. Look at me! These biceps, triceps, and princely muscles have been strengthened through exercise!

It only suits soft-spoken guys like Park Si-hoo and Ron, so even if I tried it, it wouldn’t suit me at all, right?

“Maybe I should ask Ron to try it.”

If Ron did it, he was guaranteed to win. She doesn’t even need makeup. Since she has the same face as Ren but no breasts, all you have to do is put her in a dress…

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“Ugh, I don’t like it. Did you look at me like that?”

“Are you crazy, boss? Why would you ask a kid to do that!”

“······Hey, so I look like trash! The winning prize is so cool? Let’s do it!”

“No, what’s the point of banthing? If we’re going to do it, we have to have it all!”

Sheesh. I heard that Ren, despite his young appearance, is overly sweet.

It seems likely that I will have to give up participating as a proxy in this cross-dressing competition.