I Killed the Academy Player

Autumn Harvest Festival (7)

“Defend yourself against the heinous act of bestializing a goat.”

“···························What the f*ck?”

This is it, you fart… What are you defending?

A small auditorium that is getting cheap. Not only me, but also the judge, Mueller, and the other participants waiting looked shocked.

Goat bestiality… What is immorality? No, you’re judging something like this?

But no one can object to that. This is because these cases are based on precedents experienced by actual magistrates.

“Before the trial, we ask that both sides familiarize themselves with the precedents. We will give you five minutes.”

We quickly take a look at the case under Professor Edgar’s lead.

This incident occurred in a remote village called Hamarakaru.

Mr. Tomubera, a shepherd who worked at the ranch, was caught and accused by the ranch owner, Mr. Aliha, of molesting a goat during the night.

Magistrate Samantha, who was passing by, severely punished the man who was being held in the village hall.

One of the testicles of young Tomubera was castrated. It was a bit too much punishment for a crime of disorderly conduct, but it was said to be such a shocking incident that the only person who opposed it was the person involved.

-Oh.

-That’s a bit…

The men who read the file that was distributed as a summary of the case were able to hide their own information.

Yes, female judges tend to be more firm on s*xual crimes.

However, it is not an impossible punishment if a special charge is levied on disorderly conduct. As it was the middle and early modern times, much harsher and more extreme punishment was possible than in modern times.

And I have to defend this and make it not guilty or not guilty.

‘Not guilty has the highest score, but it’s impossible. To begin with, these are cases where people are caught red-handed. And not guilty…’

Wouldn’t it be difficult?

No matter what, you can still get acquitted of bestiality? It’s taken away from the point of disorderly conduct?

“Sssssssssssssssssssssssssss…”

“Are you okay, boss?”

Ren, who had been brought in as an assistant, was looking at this incident closely while being astonished.

“It’s over. I can’t win this…”

“Well, it might not be the worst. Others might have it worse…”

“Do you really think so? Name me three worst-case scenarios.”

“······.”

Ren pursed his lips and couldn’t answer. It’s just muttering something incomprehensible.

“You might have liked the goats.”

“huh?”

“I guess the animals don’t know what they’re thinking. That could have been good.”

“······.”

Ren blushes as if he is embarrassed after saying it himself. That was the opportunity.

“Wait a minute, let’s look at the data.”

I hastily look through the data.

Basically, magistrate trials do not last long.

As long as the minimum legal provisions are met, precedents or detailed legal provisions are not followed like local courts or the Supreme Court.

It is a waste of administration for a magistrate who has to make a local tour in the first place to stay in a remote location for several months. There is a critical lack of time to investigate.

So the rulings are also inconsistent. So the information given is at least. then······.

“Ren! Find what I’m talking about on page 39 of the Civil Code!”

“Huh? Uh, I understand.”

A thick law book provided for your reference. Quickly prepare the ingredients.

This trial.

Maybe it’s more possible than you think?

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“Then the trial will begin. Judge Mueller, please begin.”

As Professor Edgar continued, Müller opened a thick book of laws and spoke.

“The defendant is accused of disturbing social morals by committing an act of open obscenity under Article 255 of the Criminal Act. Bestiality with a goat is——”

“I have an objection!”

“yes?”

From the beginning, Mueller seemed taken aback by my objection. He looked like he didn’t know what he was objecting to here.

However, this ‘word’ choice is an important point and cannot be ignored.

“It was ‘bestiality’. It was ‘bad s*x’!”

“······What the f*ck?”

“I have an objection! Judge Mueller, please use modest words in this strict courtroom!”

“Judge Mueller. Please be careful when using terms.”

“Ah, yes… Ah, I understand.”

Müller shrinks from Professor Edgar’s instructions. He hurriedly continued his story.

“Hwagan, the definition of Hwakan is a relationship between a man and a woman through mutual agreement…?”

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“The goat in this case, Miss Merilda, was clearly a female! She meets the definition of male and female!”

“What’s the name again? No, s***! It’s human after all.”

“Is there a definition in the law that says a person must be a ‘human being’? I can’t find it? Tell me!”

“Of course…”

“‘Of course’······? Please use the word ‘certain’ in court. Respected judge!”

Müller seemed distracted by my efforts to catch him. But he is also a classmate who took the magistrate class with me.

They fought back without being swayed by my pod.

“Isn’t there mutual consent? How on earth can you give mutual consent to a female goat?”

“I see. But is there any evidence of mutual non-consent?”

“That’s right…”

“‘That’s right’? Honorable Judge?”

“This sh*t…”

“I, Corin Locke! I will proudly reveal this here! Me and Miss Merilda…were in love!”

“what?!”

────!!

-what?!

-Unbelievable!

-Crazy bastard…!

-No matter how much I want to win…!

The crowd looked shocked and horrified at my shocking declaration. Love with animals. It would be an unscrupulous thing that people of this era cannot even imagine.

However, for the sake of ‘sentence’, there is nothing we can do. I must win!

“You! You’re just throwing out random words during the trial! I can prove that!”

Müller’s neck stiffened as if he had just witnessed someone commit an infernal act. Yes, no matter how hypothetical, you probably think I crossed a line. however!

“I can prove it!”

“what?!

“Respected Judge! I make a promise here!”

“W-what?”

“I will marry Miss Merilda! Please allow our love!

-Oh······.

-This is crazy. This is crazy…

-Lord, how can You allow these trials to be heard in my ears?

-Keee! This is not reality ahhh!!

-I can’t admit this reality!

The left is falling into a crucible of chaos. But we have to keep the momentum going.

“I will give a dowry to my father-in-law, the rancher Aliha, and convey my intention to marry! Please bless our love!”

“······f*ck.”

“under······.”

Müller could not hold back his swearing and Edgar entered the decision by touching his forehead.

Okay, how much does that goat cost? If it is a dowry and you pay more than that, the rancher will most likely hand over the goat.

It may be surprising that a somewhat crazy person was a shepherd, but there is no reason for the rancher to refuse the benefit.

“Disruption of morals comes from non-consensual public obscenity! However, if the relationship is consensual through love! Isn’t that okay if you are a fiancee who has promised to be engaged to be married?”

“Corin, you crazy bastard! Aren’t you talking too much about mock court!”

“Respected judge! Please maintain dignified speech and behavior in court!”

“Oh, you creatively crazy bastard! Your very existence is minus the dignity?! I’ve known you since you were Immortan Locke and all!”

It got increasingly ugly, but anyway, the verdict was just as I wanted… no, much more perfect.

innocence.

It was my victory.

“Keu, keuhm… I see. I see… The boss… is someone who can do that?”

It seemed like Ren had a huge misunderstanding.

Next trial. With the positions reversed, I successfully found Müller guilty and achieved an undefeated, complete victory.

And the next trial is──

“Defendant Corinne Locke. Defend yourself who has been accused of numerous s*xual misconduct.”

“hahahaha… It’s just a cuckold? How many people did it? Three people?! Isn’t this bastard completely crazy?!”

-Is Corinne Locke ready to speak?

-How far has his octopus foot extended now?

-I don’t know. I didn’t count more than 100 people.

I lost.

Completely defeated.

No, why did I lose this?

* * * *

“Corin Locke. Honorable mention. Silver ribbon.”

“······.”

Why… why did it become like this?

It’s a big deal. All I wanted was a golden ribbon. But the silver ribbon here?

You came last and failed?

“Well, isn’t four golden ribbons a great thing? Although one is just not enough.”

“······.”

Uh, why is this…

Huh… let’s calm down. The ribbons I got now are four golden ones. One silver one.

Normally, getting this much would be an absurd result.

The problem is that I have five golden ribbons to give in the upcoming ‘Woman of Autumn’.

Marie, Alicia, Hwaran, Estelle, Master Erin…

As I am receiving so much love from everyone, I wanted to present the golden ribbon equally without discriminating against anyone.

I should have done that…

“Ren…”

“why?”

“Well… if you give a silver ribbon to just one person… who would be the best?”

“Umm… Marie-senpai…”

“Corin! thank you! Yes? Me, just me with a silver ribbon? Oh… I see! huh! No no. are you okay. Yeah, it’s okay.”

“Well, even if you pretend to be okay, you’re the type that will get hurt the most, right?”

“Damn… Alisha…”

“Oh, I see. yes I’m okay. Because I can’t compare myself to other people. I’m OK.”

“I guess it’s like this, right?”

“Ahh…! You’re going to be self-deprecating, right? You can’t do that!”

“What about the Netherlands?”

“Hwaran is out of the question. Ran will cry and Hwaran will beat me up.”

“······Yes.”

“If this happens, Sister Estelle…”

「Hmm~ Really? good. But little brother, you owe me.”

“Aren’t you afraid of what the price will be?”

“······.”

Now, what’s left is Master…?”

“If you are a teacher…”

“Well, someone who will understand.”

It is the only relationship that is not entangled with romantic feelings. If you were a teacher, you would know and understand my situation.

“hehehe, it’s okay. “You must have worked really hard to win so many ribbons.”

okay! If you were a teacher, you would definitely say that and pat your head!

“Huh? It’s Corrin.”

“Uh, Master? What’s going on here?”

“I came because I happened to see my student on my way to an event.”

Before I knew it, Master was approaching next to me. Instead of her usual work attire, she was wearing a gorgeous, open fall dress.

“Wow, the dress is pretty.”

“hehehe, since I was appearing on Woman of Autumn… I tried dressing up a little. Is this a bit of a habit at this age?”

“That can’t be right. You’re so pretty. You should have dressed up like this a long time ago.”

Master smiles kindly at my words and gently lifts the hair below the glans.

“Look, here are the earrings my student gave me as a gift. I’m wearing both the necklace and the bracelet!”

Master was wearing all the accessories I gave him. The already beautiful teacher is so beautiful now that she is fully dressed up.

“Master, I’m talking about the Lady of Autumn.”

“Ah, yes! This master is looking forward to it!”

“yes?”

In an instant, the cry that was trying to escape my throat was swallowed up again.

“It’s the Lady of Autumn… It’s a contest featuring pretty children in their prime, so I don’t have high expectations… but it’s okay. All I need is one of my students’ golden ribbons.”

“······.”

I couldn’t tell. Is it okay to use a silver ribbon? No, it will work. It is unlikely that Master said these words with any particular conscious thought.

“Really… this is the first time I’ve felt this way. I’m also a very careful person. Instead, I’ll show my best self to my student, so please look forward to it.”

“······.”

Master said that and disappeared towards the event venue.

“······Isn’t that what you should have just said?”

“············.”

“president?”

“Ah~ Thank you! Teacher’s grace!!!”

“Are you crazy?”

“Ah~ It’s amazing! Teacher’s grace!!”

Can not help it. I can’t betray those smiles and expectations!

“Issitpal…! My plan is always like this!”

“······.”

“Didn’t I have insurance? hehehehe…!”

2nd year of saving the world. It always happens that plans don’t always go as planned.

Of course I prepared insurance!

“You’re Corrin Locke, a second-year student at the Department of Knights, right?”

“That’s right!”

“I thought you weren’t participating because you didn’t come until right before the event.”

“If I had to, I wasn’t going to participate.”

“Ah… then the participant has arrived…”

-Congratulations on participating in the cross-dressing contest?

A wise man always has a plan B ready.

“hahahahaha…! Wahahahaha!!”