I let you be a rich man, not a scumbag.

After the two policemen took out their IDs, they began to understand the situation as usual.

Before Jiang Cheng could speak, Yu Xiaoxiao rushed over quickly.

She shook her head and said hurriedly: "Mr. Police, it's none of his business. This man wants to cheat in marriage because the elders of our two families were engaged before. But after I met him, I found that he is not only bisexual, but also likes to dress up as a woman. So I made it clear long ago that I would not marry him. Today he came to harass me on his own, and this gentleman also helped me to avoid harassment out of kindness.

Jiang Cheng looked at Yu Xiaoxiao's actions and couldn't help but feel satisfied.

Because he found that Yu Xiaoxiao's expression and actions towards him were more intimate than before.

At this time, Yu Xiaoxiao's peaks were tightly against his arm again, and they were actively attached.

Jiang Cheng touched her shoulder again to comfort her: "Don't worry."

"Is there any misunderstanding? They are all small disputes. Just talk about it and deal with it. "

After the police learned what happened, they began to mediate.

He said with a red face: "What misunderstanding, what do you mean, there are surveillance cameras here, I demand..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng used the bad luck card he had just awarded on Zhang Yu.

Puff~····~~····

Suddenly, several strange sounds came from Zhang Yu's body.

He stopped talking with a strange look on his face.

His eyes turned nervously, and his legs clamped unconsciously.

His butt slowly stuck out.

He slowly covered his stomach with his hands.

At this time, he felt as if a warm current began to rush out of his intestines uncontrollably in his stomach.

This subtle and embarrassing feeling reminded him of an unforgettable moment in his childhood.

At that time, he was still young and had just started elementary school. Grade 3.

One day the teacher called on him to answer a question.

He happened to have diarrhea that day.

He stood up nervously, and as he stood up, he accidentally wanted to fart.

At that time, the young boy understood a sentence for the first time.

That is, never believe any fart when you have diarrhea.

Because on that day, he naively thought that as long as he farted slowly while answering the question.

Everything would be unnoticed.

But the facts proved that his idea was wrong.

At that time, he not only farted but also farted in his crotch...

He will never forget the pale and disgusted expressions of his classmates and the teacher on the podium at that time.

And at this moment, the long-lost feeling appeared again.

Zhang Yu blushed at this time and slowly told himself in his heart.

"Don't believe in farts. "

After reciting a few words silently, Zhang Yu began to take deep breaths slowly and tried to control his body.

After all, there are surveillance cameras here, and there are many people.

He will never allow this to happen to him again.

But things in this world are not always as expected.

Zhang Yu found that the gas in his body was getting more and more.

Cold sweat kept coming out of his body.

Suddenly he remembered that he didn't eat anything at noon today.

He just had fun with his old lover in the hotel.

Could it be that the old lover's stick was poisonous? ? ?

That's why it suddenly brought such a big impact on his intestines? ?

Zhang Yu asked everyone with a pale face: "Excuse me, where is the toilet on the first floor? "

He used great efforts to slowly control his breath and said these words.

But even if he controlled it again, it was useless now.

A familiar warm current and his dignity of more than 20 years began to flow out again.

The police officer saw that he was pale and his movements were strange, and asked with concern: "Sir, what's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?"

Zhang Yu squeezed his buttocks even tighter at this time, and he was seen breathing slowly, and his mouth was gurgling as he wanted to speak.

"Yes, a little bit, soon..."

Zhang Yu didn't dare to say anything before he finished speaking.

He found that as long as he opened his mouth, his sphincter loosened a little more.

Originally, he only leaked a few drops sporadically, but after his movement, he leaked more than ten drops.

And there was a faint feeling of a big explosion...

..

Zhang Yu knew that although he had tried his best to control it.

But it could only prevent a bigger bomb from exploding.

What was coming would come.

At this time, he felt that his crotch was getting wetter and wetter.

Others only thought that his behavior was a little strange at this time.

Jiang Cheng, who used the bad luck card, had a vague guess of Zhang Yu's situation at this time.

This expression appeared for no reason, which meant that there must be something wrong.

And Zhang Yu couldn't even care about calling the police now.

Jiang Cheng smiled evilly, walked to Zhang Yu's side, patted his shoulder hard and said: "Brother, if you feel uncomfortable, don't be polite, the police uncle will help you."

Zhang Yu was shaken by Jiang Cheng's hand for a few times, and immediately took a deep breath and tightened his sphincter more tightly.

He slowly turned his head, his face flushed and his eyes wide open, staring at Jiang Cheng.

Every time Jiang Cheng shook him, he was closer to exploding.

"....Send me to the toilet..."

Zhang Yu gritted his teeth and said these words, and then he dared not speak again.

At this time, an unpleasant smell floated out.

"Fuck? Why is it so smelly?"

"Yeah, is the toilet broken? It shouldn't be, the toilet is still far away from here!"

"Could it be that the manure truck is coming?"

"Well... My God, it feels fresh. Who secretly pooped? You know how to control yourself now that you have grown up."

".............."