I! Liu Xing, the opening show turned the whole class

Challenge patience –

Liu Xingshu ah, come by the way!

“Oh, how many beatings have you suffered when you were an eighteen-year-old college student. Is there so much pressure, hairline… Oh hey, I can’t find it, it’s going to be bald. ”

[Grievance value +199, from Zhang Lang! ] 】

This ‘scrap iron’ is really owed.

You can’t live more than three episodes in the TV series!

“Let me declare, I’m not a college student, I work, I’m not bald, it’s just that I have less hair.”

“Oh, all worked? How much is your monthly salary? Where do you work? Did that talk about the object? ”

[Resentment value +299, from Zhang Lang! ] 】

Nima!

Isn’t this the soul torture encountered only at the New Year?

Why do netizens still ask this when they meet?

Crooked Monkey Brother VS Scrap Iron Brother Round 1!

Liu Xing First-Blood!!

It’s the same as Liu Xing helping Xia Xue to go thunder.

Zhang Lang came to explore the way for Zhang Xinran.

Liu Xing knows the truth! The mood is relaxed.

But he didn’t know, his face was frozen at the moment.

This man, if you don’t push it—

I don’t know how much his grievances contributed.

Liu Xing smiled and asked: “No, no, there won’t be anyone who is bald and hasn’t made a girlfriend.” ”

When the people around listened, there were melons to eat.

Suddenly, one by one, they stopped and looked at the boy.

Zhang Lang felt the strange eyes cast by passers-by, and the whole person was not good.

[Grievance value +999, from Zhang Lang! ] 】

What evil have I made, and why did I come to see this unbeaten fellow?

Sister, what kind of netizens are you making here, this is simply a pit goods!

Crooked Monkey Brother VS Scrap Iron Brother Round 2.

Liu Xing Double-kill!!

Counterattack!

Zhang Lang thought of fighting back.

The meeting between the two sides is too passive.

He still represents a crooked monkey at the moment.

But he never expected that Liu Xing would not play cards according to the routine at all.

“On purpose, I also ask you a question.”

“You say.”

“Do you like Lao Tzu?”

“I don’t like it.”

“Me too, I prefer Mozi.”

“To be precise, I like my grandson!”

“Your milk.”

[Grievance value +999, from Zhang Lang].

Crooked Monkey Brother VS Scrap Iron Brother Round 3.

Liu Xing Triple_kill

Three kills in a row!!

Zhang Lang suddenly couldn’t bear it.

“To tell you the truth, I came instead of the crooked monkey, but I came right, you don’t look like a good person.”

“Look what you said, the bad guys still care if you have an object, whether the job is good or not, and whether the income is high or not?”

Zhang Lang: “…”

In particular, do you care about this book, it is clearly disgusting.

“Well, I also have a showdown, don’t pretend, I’m not scrap iron.”

Zhang Lang: “…”

My Nima’s, you are not scrap iron, talk to me for a long time!

“Don’t tell me you’re here instead of scrap iron, are you?”

Liu Xing nodded, “The real scrap iron is coming, then the real crooked monkey is also coming!”

“The crooked monkey is on the side of KFC, so where is the scrap iron?”

“Isn’t that a coincidence? Scrap iron on the opposite side of the Golden Arch. ”

Zhang Lang: “…”

Crooked Monkey VS Scrap Iron.

KFC vs Golden Arches.

What is this special thing called?

At the moment crooked monkeys and scrap iron are peeping.

Holding the mobile phone, he waited to dial the alarm.

But I didn’t expect that the preparations of the two sides were so consistent.

……

On the other side, Liu Xing’s home.

Liu Mei waited on the phone.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyu actually came according to the original plan.

As soon as the phone on the case table rang, Liu Mei quickly picked it up.

“Mom, I’m calling you on my phone, I’m safe, please don’t worry.”

“Where are you? Seeing that there are no people, what about Liu Xing, how to hang, this child is really. ”

Liu Mei pondered that it was wrong.

The two of them can’t just mention Xiaoxue herself.

The next moment, Xiaoyu, the unlucky child, was caught.

A cell phone, a tape recorder, a black line.

The mobile phone was borrowed by the second fat family.

Lu tape recorder is Xiaoxue’s.

One black line is Liu Mei’s.

“You made it clear, dare you think of countermeasures to fool me before?”

The little fat man’s head shook like a rattle.

“It’s not me, it’s Xiaoxue and Liu Xing, they have the inside story, five hundred yuan.”

“Xiaoxue promised me the benefits, and I will also be in the soup, hey, I’m so sad.”

Well, the light rain is all shaken out.

Although there are discrepancies from the previous plan.

But Liu Mei still felt offended!

[Resentment value +99, from Liu Mei! ] 】

Liu Xing at the door of the book building was stunned!

What happened to her mother this time?

The real crooked monkey is on the same page as the real scrap iron.

It’s just that this trip is really strenuous.

After Liu Xing and Zhang Lang’s trip, Xiaoxue and her netizens looked at each other.

“This is your brother?”

“This is your brother?”

The two were almost at the same time, the same reaction.

Xiao Xue smiled and said, “Crooked monkey, your brother came all the way to Yanjing?” There was also a misunderstanding, sorry, mainly, my mother was worried about my safety. ”

Zhang Xinran nodded, “Who said it wasn’t, my mother is also worried about my safety.” It’s like an agent on the street, and your brother cares about you a lot. ”

“That is!”

Xiaoxue was quite proud, this time Liu Xing really warmed her heart.

There is such a younger brother, it seems that the needle does not poke, the needle does not poke!

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