I! Liu Xing, the opening show turned the whole class

Chapter 0249 – Liu Xing pinched his fingers, you changed your name to Ritian!!

The canteen in the military training camp is not bad.

Or the arrangement of Spring Wind Middle School is very good. At this time, everyone sits at the long table and eats.

The tables in this camp are frighteningly long.

One and a half two will be arranged.

The snack Lin Miaomiao ate very deliciously.

“Stinky Liu Xing, it’s a pity that you didn’t eat in the school cafeteria yesterday.”

“What do you say?”

“It tastes pretty good, several times stronger than our fifth middle school.”

“So is the cafeteria aunt’s hand shaking?”

“Poof…”

On the table, several girls laughed.

“Oh, don’t face me, I haven’t eaten yet!”

Qiao Yingzi rolled her eyes.

“It’s not to blame you, why are your points of concern so different!”

“The main thing is to see if Parkinson’s is widespread!”

“Nasty ghost, I haven’t been to the school cafeteria, just spit on my aunt, you are really good enough.”

“Xiaoqi, why are you on the bar with Liu Xing again.”

“I…”

Deng Xiaoqi glanced at Liu Xing, and then his face turned slightly red.

Can I say, I met him in front of the girls’ bathhouse? He beat him with my bath towel.”

It’s too embarrassing to say it.

[Grievance value +99, from Deng Xiaoqi! ] 】

“I know 780!”

The big mouth looks like I have melons.

Liu Xing gave him a farewell look, “Big mouth, great compassion!” ”

“Oh, Amitabha, female benefactor, eat and drink well!”

Big mouth choked back everything he wanted to say.

In case he beats Liu Xing on the spot, it will be finished.

It’s just a question mark on everyone’s brain, which is black and bold at the moment.

What a thing!

“Big mouth, when did you convert to Buddha? Don’t you believe in Jesus? ”

“Poor roads are not chickens!”

Everyone: “??? ”

Big mouth, what kind of faith are you also striving?

Jiang Tianhao smiled and said, “Big mouth, Sanxin family slave?” Aren’t you afraid that Jesus, Tao-kun, and Buddha have made you together? ”

Everyone burst into laughter!

Big mouth: “…”

MMP’s!

How to ridicule me one by one, ah, I was forced.

With Liu Xing’s physical ability, I can’t escape.

“Liu Xing!”

“What for? Jiang Tianhao, are you looking for fault? ”

“P, what am I looking for? I’m just curious how you exercise, and then the grades don’t fall behind. What Qiao Yingzi and Lin Miaomiao said was too mysterious. ”

“Want to be like me?”

Jiang Tianhao rolled his eyes, “Nonsense, who wouldn’t want to!” A horse with a strong show of culture and sports, but also attracts girls… Ahem, that’s not the point in the back. ”

Huh!

It is estimated that the latter is the point.

Liu Xing glanced at Jiang Tianhao.

The old god said in the presence: “The mention of the year today is also based on your fate, I will calculate it for you!” ”

“Walter?”

Everyone has a black line.

There was a big mouth in front, and the faith was all messed up.

At this time, Liu Xing actually told Jiang Tianhao’s fortune?

Qiao Yingzi said with a smile: “Pi Pixing, aren’t you a fortune teller, how come you put it all right.” ”

“I use the scientific method.”

Qiao Yingzi pouted: Only if you believe in you can there be a ghost.

It’s not just her.

Lin Miaomiao and Fang Duoduo also looked unconvinced.

Liu Xing is so skinny, he must be on show again.

Jiang Tianhao was surprised: “It works? ”

“It has to work! Oh…… Pregnant. I’ll pinch my fingers, you change your name to Ritian. ”

Poof~

Today for the second time, the collective spray of rice, is spectacular.

Jiang Tianhao: “…”

[Grievance value +199, from Jiang Tianhao! ] 】

Special name change!

I’m so stupid! Fooled by you.

“!”

“Four-character small fresh meat, fire is not the same.”

“What?”

“Change it to Jiang Tian Tian Tian and you will achieve great things.”

Jiang Tianhao: “…”

God’s special Jiang Tian every day.

I’m afraid my parents are going to beat me to death.

Jiang Tianhao pouted, “When I’m the same as Big Mouth, is my IQ not online?” ”

“I feel offended!” Jiang Tianhao, are you polite? ”

“Don’t care about the details! The main thing is that Liu Xing pulls the calf! ”

Big mouth: “…”

Liu Xing pulls the calf, you pull me! Am I at the end of the food chain?

“Jiang Tian Ritian, you are excessive…”

“Well, I don’t want that name!”

Liu Xing waved his hand, “Anla, Anla, it’s normal to have a nickname.” For example, many people call me handsome, and I don’t think about people. ”

Everyone: “…”

Nima!

Liu Xing, you are a real show.

What else do you think about calling you a handsome guy?

“That’s it? Liu Xing, you’re a bit! ”

“For example, Zhou Shuren, after changing the name to Lu Xun, can live for hundreds of generations, really, I can’t wait to change my name.”

Hear Liu Xing’s explanation.

Jiang Tianhao nodded but shook his head again, “I always feel that something is wrong, uh, can changing the name really change the fortune?” ”

His old man was in business.

And the business is not small, and I have seen feng shui fortunes and the like.

This kind of stuff can be fantastical sometimes.

When in doubt, throw it out.

Liu Xing looked serious, “Definitely.” Don’t you know that Lu Xun, formerly known as Bingxing, later changed his name to Bu Jiaoyun, also known as the immortal crying god, cried down the Great Wall. ”

Walt?

Jiang Tianhao was dumbfounded.

Am I the fish that slipped through the net for nine years? Why are the books I read completely different?

Qiao Yingzi smiled bitterly, “Liu Xing, don’t harm Mr. Lu Xun, his old man’s coffin board is going to be lifted!” ”

“After lifting the coffin board and then serving in the army on behalf of his father, after unifying the three kingdoms, he exposed his identity and was forced to go to Shuibo Liang Mountain, and the gourds he planted were all extraordinary, known as the gourd brothers.”

Everyone: “??? ”

Lin Miaomiao patted her forehead.

“It’s over, Mr. Lu Xun is going to suffer again!”

“Don’t worry! It was not him who suffered, he went down the mountain to find the Hulu brothers, and if he wanted to kill Snow White, he could only travel 20,000 miles around the bottom of the sea with seven dwarfs, this is the story of One Piece…”

Everyone: “!!! ”

That’s fine.

Can you string together a story?

Fang Duoduo looked puzzled, “Liu Xing, you don’t write urban romance, rewrite the book?” ”

“How about this plot?”

“Not good? Thief chaos! ”

The more Jiang Tianhao listened, the more confused he became, and the more he listened, the more confused he became.

“Liu Xing, you will wait for such a conversation, Lu Xun is just his pen name.”

Liu Xing waved his hand, “Don’t be in these details!” ”

“One Piece joined hands with Doraemon to form a sheep village, and after changing its name to participate in the college entrance examination, it was an old day.”

Jiang Tianhao: “…”

[Grievance value +299, from Jiang Tianhao! ] 】

I believe you are a ghost!

If you already knew it, you wouldn’t ask about this stubble.

In the future, this nickname will probably accompany me around every day. Jiang Tianhao’s children’s shoes were bitter, obviously they were played badly.

And at the moment!

Their long table, neat laughter.

“Hahaha, it’s still the college entrance examination, Liu Xing, you’re finished!”

“My God,, how did you twist together.”

“Served, what kind of brain circuit, I’m going to kneel.”

Today for the third time.

The audience was stunned, why was the first year of high school (1) so happy? The other classes finished military training.

Are they all going to die and live?