I live in a desert island property

[But... But, don't you want to see the image I designed? 】Miss Calabash, who was defeated by the aerospace aircraft carrier, asked unwillingly.

"On the one hand, if you entered my dream, wouldn't I be able to see it?" Zhang Ming said seriously.

"On the other hand, I overheard your conversation and feel deeply malicious."

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One day in the past, Ms. Hulu once asked what kind of character design Lao Zhang likes.

After ample deliberation, Lord Shimama made a serious suggestion: "There is an old saying among human beings that the eyes are the window to the soul! Those eyes that see through the autumn water are the most attractive."

"So, eyes, the bigger the better, the more the better!"

"It's best, the whole head is the eyes!!"

The stone yelled frantically, scaring the gourd.

The old man Bai Ze on the other side suggested seriously: "I just read an ancient human poem: There are beautiful women in the north, who are peerless and independent."

"So, it's best to only have one leg, or the one that can be independent. Humans should like golden rooster independence very much."

Pelican: "Gah! (The one with the big mouth!) Ga! (The bigger the mouth, the better!)"

[It sounds reasonable! 】

Xiao Bai, who had no right to speak, suddenly felt a chill.

Faced with these strange companions, Zhang Ming was behind the baffle, his scalp tingling when he heard the three key words "a head full of eyes", "golden rooster independence", and "a big mouth", which almost made him dizzy.

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【Do you think I'm an idiot? I'm just teasing them for fun. 】

Hulu was a little unconfident by what he said, and his tone softened a little: [All right, I will get you a space storage device for an aerospace aircraft carrier. 】

"Wait." Zhang Ming suddenly made an expression of enlightenment, "I see, I understand, you also want to participate in my dreams, and you can combine them as you like if you have the materials."

"But there are many existing materials that we haven't tried yet. For example... I still had a girlfriend, and some things have been done before."

"I own these materials...why didn't I combine them randomly?"

Hulu found that the "Moral Abyss" showed signs of a riot that was not right, and quickly started to escape.

[Sorry, that exceeded my mental tolerance threshold. I haven't grown up yet! 】

Before Zhang Ming could react, she had already slipped to the edge of the balcony.

Sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, Zhang Ming wailed with confidence: "It seems that if you want to catch you, there is still no way to save the lifespan consumed by activating the eye of time and space."

"My lifespan. It looks like I'll be tortured to death by you guys soon!"

As a moral model, Hulu was somewhat reluctant to let Zhang Ming's lifespan be consumed through supernatural powers, and he was caught directly with such a stupid effort.

Zhang Ming didn't even use any magical powers, he just jumped forward and caught her by the balcony.

[I will give you the storage items of the aerospace aircraft carrier! ! 】Miss Calabash said tremblingly, 【Can you let me go to bask in the moonlight? 】

There was a dark light in Zhang Ming's eyes: "Hahaha, I caught an aerospace aircraft carrier!"

"Actually, I don't want an aircraft carrier. If I think about it carefully, I still want a beige sweater."

[No, no, for the sake of all mankind, you must need an aircraft carrier! 】

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At four o'clock the next morning, I woke up refreshed.

Like all young people in the human world, Zhang Ming first breathed the first breath of purple air in the morning.

They also inspected the juniors who were still asleep—they might have to sleep for three days and three nights.

As for the crayfish, it may take a month to eat.

Next, I was bored, went to the real estate agency and bought a well-decorated small villa with a yard built by the lake, the kind that I could move in with my bags.

"So this is my new home..." Zhang Ming sighed slightly. The housing prices in this era are not as abnormal as in the past, but villas with yards by the lake are still quite expensive. He has achieved so easily what he never dreamed of when he was young. This is the good thing about the human world. As long as you have enough money, many things are very convenient.

Even Lao Zhang himself feels this way, it seems that money does have a special magic power.

As for the ginkgo tree planted by my sister, I will not transplant it hastily.

Wait for the ginkgo fruit to grow in autumn, sow some seeds, and new trees will grow. .

The coalition government seems to have dispatched a special person to study his character, and specially gave him two ID cards, one of which is his real identity.

The other ID card was named "Zhang Ming", a popular passer-by name, and his age was forged to be 35 years old.

On the contrary, this false identity can be used for more time, saving him from shocking passers-by no matter where he goes, and it would be too embarrassing to pretend to be a slap in the face when buying a house.

This kind of arrangement is quite comfortable. After having an ID card, it is very convenient whether it is buying a house, a mobile phone, a phone number, etc.

It took half a day to purchase all kinds of furniture, and then returned to the small villa.

Zhang Ming remembered the business and started to make calls through Gaia consciousness.

This time I called my friends.

"Shimama, Shimama! Are you still alive? Killed by poachers?"

Soon, the cheap maid came online.

"It turned out to be Zhang Mama, haha, my grandson Gui has already completed the key steps of test-tube turtle eggs! Soon my Xuanwu clan will soon occupy the human world, and you have accepted the commander of my Xuanwu will."

Shimama beamed with joy.

The voice of this lowly servant girl has not been heard for a few days, and it is still so kind.

"Okay, you command human civilization, every family must raise a tortoise, is that okay?"

"That's naturally excellent." Shi Mama beamed with joy.

As a result, in the next second, it seemed to hear what Xiaobai said, and cursed: "What, the experiment failed! It was you who called us, which caused us to fail!"

"Fuck... none of my business!" The veins on Zhang Ming's forehead twitched a few times.

But the tone couldn't help being respectful: "Master Shimama, the high level of human civilization, heard about the great achievements of Xuanwu Your Excellency, and wants to worship you as a teacher and learn the essence of Xuanwu breathing technique. I wonder what Master Shimama's intention is? "

Human respiration has been modified and modified until now, and its efficiency has basically reached its peak.

How to go further without the turtle shell?

Master Shimama can only do it himself and explain the "authentic basalt breathing technique" in detail.

Even Zhang Ming couldn't do this. After all, he didn't have a turtle shell, so he couldn't understand many things.

"Hehe, not so good! Even if they worship Xuanwu crazily, do I have to teach them? It's none of my business."

When this stinky stone should be smart, he was indeed a little smart, but he didn't agree, knowing that this matter is extremely troublesome, and it can't be done in a year or two.

"Then what do you want? Make a price, and we brothers will not talk nonsense." Zhang Ming said in a bad tone.

After a while, the stone set its own price.

"My tortoise grandson is still underage, and too much essence leaks out, which is not conducive to cultivation."

"However, it's not a big problem to vent a few times. Let humans use the test tube turtle egg technology to breed 100 million turtle eggs with Xuanwu blood. This emperor, personally teach the orthodox breathing technique!"

Zhang Ming was confused, what kind of technology is the test-tube turtle egg technology? There are 100 million turtles, isn't it too exaggerated?

You fucking raise so many turtles, don't you really want to attack human civilization?

"Success...success?" Seeing Lao Zhang's distorted expression, Shi Mama knew that she had gone too far, "pata" bounced, and settled the matter on her own.

Having said that, since this guy took the "quantity" route, he began to become troubled.

It feels that it was an idiot in the past, and the elite route is so difficult, why must it be stubborn?

Should have taken the quantitative route a long time ago!

"Can you feed 100 million turtles?"

Zhang Ming tried to bargain for the cattle and horses of the human scientific research team.

"It's none of my business. Survival of the fittest and elimination of the unsuitable. I will train the most elite turtles. The rest, let them live or die."

"But human beings can't intentionally breed and eat meat. I, a descendant of Xuanwu, am not a pig in a pigsty!"

That's natural, and it's impossible for Zhang Ming to just watch the turtles turn into vegetable turtles on the chopping board.

"Then... a deal? I'll help you talk about it, but whether humans will agree, I don't necessarily guarantee it."

"If you don't agree, it will be 1 billion eggs! If you don't agree, it will rise to 10 billion! It's them who want me!" Stinky Stone shouted arrogantly.

Zhang Ming could already imagine the scene of this lowly servant girl torturing the researchers crazily.

However, isn't a major issue resolved?

How troublesome humans are is none of my business!

Next, he called old man Bai Ze again.

Because this guy is big and powerful, Gaia's awareness of it is quite high.

Before even dialing, a holographic image of an old sheep's head appeared on the blue interface.

The old sheep head is... grazing happily? !

The huge sheep-headed skeleton chewed the dewy grass in the sun, with a huge mouth opening and closing, and it couldn't stop at all.

In the canyon on the other side, a large group of beautiful creatures like white deer, as if worshiping their ancestors, picked up plants like dogtail grass and stuffed them into the mouth of the huge old sheep's head like a mountain.

And its mouth is like a black hole, no matter how much it swallows, it can eat it all at once.

this scene...

It's a little weird!

"Mr. Bai Ze, old Mr. Bai Ze. Are you there?" Zhang Ming swallowed.

Hearing this voice, Bai Ze immediately swallowed the last mouthful of green grass, pretending to be gentle and refined—Zhang Ming doesn't know why a skeleton sheep head needs to maintain his perfect image, isn't it just eating grass Well, it doesn't matter if someone sees it, right?

Then, its spirit connected to the Gaia consciousness: "Is this the Gaia consciousness space? It's an interesting ability...Mr. Zhang, have you found your hometown?"

Zhang Ming said: "Well, I found it. Although the family has passed away, the descendants of the family are living a good life, so I am relieved."

"How is your stay here? Is it pleasant?"