Chapter 34: Take a shower together

The reason why Duan Yu noticed this book was because the title was named, “coaxing people”.

Yesterday, while standing at the door of the room on the second floor confronting Lu Yuanbai, he realized that he was at a disadvantage, and had no sovereignty.

And the reason why Lu Yuanbai can say that he is speechless is because he can coax people.

The opening and closing of that small mouth were all confusing words, which made him stand still and couldn’t move, and he didn’t get bored even when he got angry afterwards.

And when Lu Yuanbai said that he was speechless, he felt a deep sense of powerlessness for the first time.

This kind of passivity makes Duan Yu very uncomfortable, and now that the two are getting along day and night, he has to gradually regain the dominance.

At least after reading this, the next time the opponent regenerates his anger, he will have a countermeasure.

You don’t have to lose your wife and surrender like you did yesterday.

Duan Yu raised his hand to open the first page, and then his deep eyebrows were tightly wrinkled.

The first rule of green tea coaxing people: You must learn to feel sorry for giegie…

Duan Yu’s tall body stood by the desk, and he did not move for a while.

The eye falls on the syllable at the end.

Giegie…

What does it mean?

He has read more books than his peers since childhood, graduated from world-class universities, and studied abroad for several years.

The boss, who thinks he is knowledgeable, holds the book, but he can’t figure out what giegie means.

Beginning and ending.

This was the first waterloo in my life.

Duan Yu looked at the first article with a headache, and since he didn’t understand it, he turned back.

Afterwards, Duan Yu soon discovered that the whole book is full of many strange and incomprehensible syllables.

giegie, xwsl, yyds, srds

[ Flo: Ahem.. Today’s lesson for Chinese slangs along side with Duan Yu:

yyds (永远的神)

永远的神 (yǒngyuǎn de shén; yyds) means “eternal God” and describes an outstanding person or thing. It’s similar to the saying GOAT (Greatest of All Time) in English.

nsdd (你说得对)

你说得对 (nǐ shuō dé duì; nsdd) means “what you said is right” and is generally used to endorse or approve of what someone has said.

zqsg (真情实感)

真情实感 (zhēnqíng shígǎn; zqsg), which translates as “true feelings,” describes an emotionally touching or heartfelt situation and is generally used to comment on movies or TV dramas.

xswl (笑死我了)

“笑死我了” (xiào sǐ wǒ le; xswl) literally means “laughing to death” and is used by speakers to respond to something funny, comparable to LOL in English.

plgg (漂亮哥哥), pljj (漂亮姐姐)

漂亮哥哥 (piàoliang gēgē; plgg; used for men) and 漂亮姐姐 (piàoliang jiějiě; pljj; used for women) can be translated as “pretty brother” and “pretty sister,” respectively. Chinese netizens generally use these phrases to compliment someone’s good looks.

Keep in mind, however, that “plgg” is typically used to describe stereotypically feminine men.

Gie gie

It’s 哥哥 gege (brother) but written like giegie to make it sound more cute or give it a 撒嬌 jiejie (sister) vibe if that makes sense. 

its 哥哥 pronounced in a intentionally high pitch voice

The whole slang/ meme originated from this video: https://youtu.be/rsSaY_7zfg0

It’s essentially the girl acting all fake cute to attract the guys attention (probably as a joke) aka “绿茶” . In the video she says this one phrase : 我只会心疼哥哥（giegie)：

Only I feel for you , 哥哥

Many people thought the clip was hilarious so the phrase caught on

Now felt how my aunts feel with internet slangs]

Duan Yu was holding the book, and his face became more and more difficult to look at.

The next moment, only to hear a “bang”, Duan Yu closed the book and threw it back into the stack of books.

There was still half an hour before the end of work, and the secretary walked in with the five-hundred-character view of him and his colleagues.

“Mr. Duan.”

Duan Yu looked at the document without looking up.

The secretary was accustomed to it, and put his observations on the abandoned project plan on the desk.

The secretary deeply knew that even if she and her colleagues wrote this kind of thing, their boss would not read it.

The reason why they had to hand it in after they had written it was just to get revenge on them for looking at his man’s ass.

The secretary was so angry that she didn’t dare to speak.

Oh, the dignified boss has just this amount of energy.

Just look at your man’s ass.

Pooh! So stingy!

Although there was a MMP in her heart, the secretary still said with a smile on her face: “If there is nothing wrong with Mr. Duan, I will go out first.”

After speaking, she was about to turn around.

The next moment, she heard the man’s deep voice say, “Wait.”

The secretary groaned inwardly, turned around and asked nervously, “What else is there to do, Mr. Duan?”

Duan Yu pushed a piece of paper in front of the secretary.

“What does this mean?”

The secretary looked down, and the next second, her delicate features froze. She saw giegie written in strong handwriting on the piece of paper…

“…”

The secretary didn’t know why Duan Yu asked her this question for a while, but since her boss asked her, she had to answer truthfully, “Mr. Duan is a recent Internet buzzword, it’s what gege meant.”

Duan Yu listened, then he frowned slightly, as if he was very disgusted after hearing the word “gege”.

“Let’s go out.”

Seeing the boss’s words, the secretary hurriedly stepped out of the office in high heels.

After the secretary left, Duan Yu got up from the boss’s chair, and with an ugly face, he went to the book that had been brought in today, and picked up the green tea code of coaxing people again.

Then he took the expensive brand-name pen and marked the end of the giegie syllable.

When Duan Yu came home at night, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Lu Yuanbai waiting at the door.

When the latter saw Duan Yu again, his eyes lit up, “Wife, you’re back.”

Duan Yu looked at him and gave a soft “um”.

“How was your day?”

Lu Yuanbai approached the person and asked Duan Yu, imitating the words of Ms. Lu Wanfang when he was a child.

Although the tone sounded strange, Duan Yu was silent for a while and said, “It’s okay.”

Then Lu Yuanbai asked a question, and Duan Yu answered.

Every time Duan Yu came home, although the housekeeper and Aunt Wang would wait at the door, there was never a situation like Lu Yuanbai’s.

After Lu Yuanbai saw Duan Yu, his small mouth began to babble. Just after Lu Yuanbai asked a bunch of questions in his ear, Duan Yu looked down at him, “What are you doing at home?”

You say what you did today.

Lu Yuanbai took the briefcase from Duan Yu and followed Duan Yu like a follower.

Up to the room on the third floor, Duan Yu’s room is generally not allowed to enter except for cleaning, but Lu Yuanbai’s situation is special now, thinking that the two are loving husbands.

If it is stopped, it will definitely leak out and cause suspicion. Lu Yuanbai can’t stand the stimulation now, and Duan Yu has not stopped him from following in.

Then Lu Yuanbai was holding the briefcase and saw Duan Yu taking off his suit jacket slowly.

Even if he was just wearing a white shirt, as long as Duan Yu raised his hand slightly, he could clearly see the muscle lines on the opponent’s arm.

Lu Yuanbai raised his hand and poked, and said enviously, “Wife, you are in such a good shape.”

“…”

Lu Yuanbai was like a small loudspeaker by his side, having endless words to say to him.

Duan Yu looked at people standing there obediently and didn’t care.

Afterwards, Lu Yuanbai will follow Duan Yu’s activities, as if he really wants to participate, and he is very attached to Duan Yu.

Duan Yu looked down at him, then walked towards the bathroom.

When Lu Yuanbai saw it, he followed and walked over, still talking about what he had for lunch today, and wanted to share it with Duan Yu very much.

Walking to the bathroom door, Duan Yu turned around and looked at Lu Yuanbai with a playful look on his face, “What? Want to wash together?”

The look on Lu Yuanbai’s delicate cheeks was stunned for a while, but he didn’t react for a while. Then his cheeks started to blush like a ripe apple.

Slowly pushing back two steps, he was a little stunned by the heated atmosphere, “No…wife…no…wife, wash it yourself.”

Duan Yu looked at him, his dark black eyes fell on Lu Yuanbai’s red face.

Lu Yuanbai was at a loss when he stood at the door of the bathroom, Duan Yu leaned over to look at him, and said softly, “Aren’t we together?”

Lu Yuanbai shook his head in a panic. Although he and his wife are married, he is still in the stage of falling in love with amnesia.

He has never been in a relationship, and he doesn’t know how to talk. He just can’t help but want to share things with the person he likes.

He didn’t even know that the two of them could be so close to taking a bath together.

Except for Ms. Lu Wanfang who helped him take a bath in kindergarten, Lu Yuanbai really never took a bath with anyone.

Then, like a little mouse who was a thief, he raised his head and quietly glanced at Duan Yufengshen’s handsome face, and instantly a mosaic filled his mind.

When he thought of those kinds of scenes, Lu Yuanbai felt his face hot and scary.

Lu Yuanbai hugged his briefcase and stepped back half a step while stepping on his slippers.

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He don’t know if it’s because of the unwillingness of the two people to lose the upper hand in the confrontation yesterday, or because the person in front of him is interesting and wants to make fun of him.

Duan Yu took a step forward, looked at Lu Yuanbai’s flushed cheeks, lowered his head in the ear and said, “What are you shy? We used to wash together.”

The man’s hot breath hit his ears and neck. Lu Yuanbai blushed with shame, the distance between the two was too close, although they hugged each other this morning, but Lu Yuanbai was not as bold as this morning.

Duan You is good-looking and almost his whole body is according to Lu Yuanbai’s aesthetic, so he likes waking up next to him.

He always thought that his wife was shy, so he didn’t talk much and didn’t like to laugh. The most important thing for two people to complement each other in life together. If his wife is shy, then he should take the initiative.

But he didn’t expect his wife to be unusually bold sometimes.

It was simply a surprise kill.

“No… Wife, wash it yourself, I… I’ll wait for you outside.”

“Really not to wash together?” Duan Yu looked at Lu Yuan’s white and red ears, “You used to pester me, and you wanted to follow me. bath together.”

Lu Yuanbai can’t be ashamed now. If it weren’t for the briefcase in his hand, he would have wanted to cover Duan Yu’s mouth with his hand, “Wife, you…don’t talk about it.”

Lu Yuanbai was stammering more and more because he was nervous.

Duan Yu’s eyes dimmed, as if he had caught Lu Yuanbai’s weakness.

He raised his articulated hand to stroke Lu Yuanbai’s red earlobe, and his slender fingers gently pinched on Lu Yuanbai’s earlobe.

When he found out that usually confident Lu Yuanbai was shy like this, he wanted to hide and didn’t want anyone to find out.

Because of the other party’s actions, Lu Yuanbai couldn’t help lowering his head, and his fair neck gradually turned red, like a boiled shrimp for a while.

He lost the energy that Duan Yu had when he first came back, and kept talking behind his back, and now he doesn’t even dare to look up at Duan Yu.

“When we were taking a bath…”

Seeing Duan Yu, he wanted to say something embarrassing.

Lu Yuanbai hurriedly stepped back on his slippers, and stumbled because of panic. Duan Yu took a look and stretched out his long arms to take the person into his arms, avoiding the intimate contact between Lu Yuanbai’s butt and the floor.

But Lu Yuanbai’s current thoughts are not like the morning, the unique hot breath of a man is blowing on his face, because of the hot topic just now, the hug seems to have changed.

Lu Yuanbai fluttered in Duan Yu’s arms like a salted fish with a white belly, for fear that someone would drag him into the bathroom.

The briefcase fell to the ground, and Lu Yuanbai pushed Duan Yu’s chest with his left hand, “Wife, go take a bath, I…I’ll go see if Aunt Wang’s rice is cooked.”

Duan Yu didn’t say any more. Embarrassed, let go of the hand that was wrapped around Lu Yuanbai’s waist.

This release of Lu Yuanbai is like a rabbit that has taken off the reins, and runs away, not at all the sweetness that Duan Yu had when he first came back.

His legs trembled slightly when he went downstairs.

His wife is really too bold.

As expected from studying abroad.

Very open-minded!

Duan Yu looked at the back of Lu Yuanbai leaving in a hurry, turned and entered the bathroom.

When he came out after taking a bath, he didn’t see Lu Yuanbai who was said to be waiting for him obediently outside the door.

Duan Yu didn’t care either, and took a nap after a day’s work.

When it was about to eat, the door was knocked again.

The youth’s voice came from outside the door, “My wife is going down for dinner!”

Duan Yu opened his eyes after hearing the sound, and then got up to open the door.

During dinner in the evening, Lu Yuanbai was surprised to find that although his wife was slow and graceful when eating, he was a little picky eater.

That’s right, very picky.

Duan Yu doesn’t eat animal offal, carrots or cucumbers. Duan Yu doesn’t seem to have any desire for green things…

Duan Yu, didn’t even move his chopsticks to the green vegetables on the table.

Lu Yuanbai frowned slightly, Duan Yu worked so hard every day, and only eating meat could not achieve balanced nutrition.

Duan Yu also noticed Lu Yuanbai’s fiery gaze.

Looking up, Lu Yuanbai looked at someone unexpectedly.

Then he saw Lu Yuanbai pick up a carrot and put it in his mouth, “It’s delicious.”

This is the trick that Ms. Lu Wanfang used to coax Lu Yuanbai to eat when she was a child.

Lu Yuanbai, who was a little bun when he was a child, didn’t like to eat very much, so Ms. Lu Wanfang sat in front of her with a rice bowl and ate.

The little bun saw that what his mother was eating was delicious, so he went to the table to eat.

Now Lu Yuanbai is trying to make Duan Yu eat some in this way.

However, the next moment, Duan Yu looked away and said in a low voice, “If it’s delicious, just eat more.”

“…” Lu Yuanbai persevered, “Wife, don’t you want to try it?”

Lu Yuanbai looked at Duan Yu expectantly with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and cautiously probed in his words.

Duan Yu saw through Lu Yuanbai’s careful thoughts at a glance.

What he doesn’t like doesn’t move, and he doesn’t want people to sway his thoughts and decisions.

Thinking about the scene that happened on the third floor before, he also successfully found Lu Yuanbai’s soft weakness.

Duan Yu’s sharp eyes looked straight at Lu Yuanbai, “You want to feed me?”

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Lu Yuanbai blushed and began to bow his head to eat obediently.

The dining table was quiet again, but it didn’t take long for Lu Yuanbai to stretch out his chopsticks with a handful of big greens in front of him.

Duan Yu: “…”

Duan Yu’s words did make him shy, but Lu Yuanbai did a lot of psychological construction after that. Although he was shy, he still thought about his wife’s health.

After hesitating for a while, he took action.

But Lu Yuanbai has a full self-awareness of himself, and knows that he is nervous and embarrassed when facing Duan Yu.

Carrots, green vegetables, cress…

Duan Yu looked at the vegetables in front of him filling slowly on the chopstick, and was speechless for a while, and for the first time he tasted what is the self-inflicted evil.

Looking up, Lu Yuanbai’s face turned red, but his peach eyes still looked at him calmly.

In the end, Lu Yuanbai opened his mouth and began to babble, “I really can’t do anything about you, so eat it.”

Duan Yu: “…”

The bosses who have a big face in the business world will always say no matter where they go, and Duan Yu has not faced any face since he was ten years old over such a powerless situation.

After all, it was he who said it before.

He dug the hole by himself.

He just didn’t expect that it would be him who would also be planting the body in.

In the end, Duan Yu just had to bite the bullet and put the dishes that Lu Yuanbai had brought into the bowl, and after Lu Yuanbai had finished eating, he would secretly pour it out.

However, Lu Yuanbai didn’t give him this chance, staring intently at the vegetables in his bowl with a pair of peach blossom eyes.

Duan Yu couldn’t reject, and finally had to eat the food.

That night, Lu Yuanbai didn’t pull Duan Yu to speak, but went back to his room early after finding someone to squeeze the toothpaste.

After Lu Yuanbai washed up, he went to bed and planned to sleep.

Before going to bed, he set an alarm clock for 3:30 in the morning. After all, the agent will be here tomorrow at 4:00 in the morning, and the employees are also working very hard. So Lu Yuanbai is embarrassed to let people wait.

When he woke up in the early morning of the next day, it was only at three o’clock in the morning that the sky began to turn white.

Lu Yuanbai was sitting on the bed with a chicken coop hair on his head, his facial expression was very dazed.

It must be muscle memory, as the action is faster than the brain. He walked into the bathroom to take a cold, and squeezed out some toothpaste on his own, but the process was very difficult.

After washing up, Lu Yuanbai found a set of sportswear from the closet. The agent said that the brand would give him a dress at some point, so he could wear something more casual.

When everything was ready, Lu Yuanbai walked up to the third floor lightly, then took it out of his pocket and put it together, the coins and banknotes were two hundred and fifty, squatted down and carefully placed it on the front of Duan Yu’s door.

And he left a small note of love.

“Wife, this is today’s pocket money!”

In fact, Lu Yuanbai didn’t have the money to give Duan Yu pocket money today, but when he changed his clothes just now, he found some change in his pockets.

Lu Yuanbai turned over all the clothes in the closet, no more, no less, just two hundred and five.

In fact, there were more clothes in the cloakroom next door, but Lu Yuanbai didn’t have that much time, so he put 250 in front of Duan Yu’s room and went downstairs.

At this time, the villa was very quiet, and Lu Yuanbai carefully came down from the upstairs.

Then he walked out the door lightly, for fear of disturbing others.

The sky was glowing with white light, and the air in the summer morning was very clean and pleasant. When Lu Yuanbai walked out of the gate, he saw the nanny car parked on the street not far away.

After seeing Lu Yuanbai, the agent Lin Mu got out of the car and waved.

Lu Yuanbai walked over and got into the nanny car. A few people were at the studio in advance.

Lu Yuanbai’s studio is not small in scale. It has three full-screen floors in a commercial building.

This is the first time that Lu Yuanbai has come here since he lost his memory. The employees all know the status of their bosses, and they don’t even recognize them now.

But after seeing Lu Yuanbai, he couldn’t help but hug him.

“Brother Yuan! You can count it, we have had such a hard time!”

“Brother Yuan!”

The editor, who was passionately scolding the netizens, cried after seeing Lu Yuanbai, “Boss! Ahhh Ah boss, do you know those netizens? They cursed and yelled at my mother!”

Lu Yuanbai looked at the employees in front of him for a while at a loss, but he could see from their performance that the twenty-five-year-old Lu Yuanbai was a very reliable and dependable person.

Lu Yuanbai looked at the female writer, crying out of breath after seeing him, and just planned to comfort him carefully.

The next moment he heard the other party say: “But it’s okay!”

Lu Yuanbai gave her a thumbs up: “You are so strong!”

Wen editor: “I greeted his family’s ancestral grave!”

“…”

Lu Yuanbai sat in the studio for a while, and the makeup artist and stylist walked in with their things.

If Lu Yuanbai is not mistaken, the makeup artist is carrying a small suitcase.

The stylist also took out the clothes. It was a white suit without too much decoration. The accessories were only a brooch with exquisite workmanship.

Lu Yuanbai looked at the bottles and jars that the makeup artist took out of the suitcase, his eyes shaking at the large amounts of products.

“Are all of these for me?”

The makeup artist nodded. “Brother Yuan probably hasn’t done much skin care during his recent rest period. Let’s put on a water mask first.”

Then he took out a set of water masks and started heading towards Lu Yuanbai to stick on the face.

Celebrity artists naturally spend more time than ordinary people putting on makeup, so Lu Yuanbai fell asleep on the chair after the set.

It was already seven o’clock in the morning by the time jis hair was all done.

The agent Lin Mu stepped forward to wake Lu Yuanbai.

Lu Yuanbai looked at Lin Mu with strong eyelids, and then said, “Is there anything I need to pay attention to today?”

Lin Mu shook his head, “Just be your own.”

Then he felt that the answer was wrong as Lu Yuanbai had just lost his memory. He hurriedly added another sentence, “Keep aloof, don’t laugh and talk less.”

Lu Yuanbai was like this before he lost his memory, a flower that no one could climb on.

Lu Yuanbai nodded, “Got it.”

When everything was ready, Lu Yuanbai took the nanny car to the venue held by the brand.

The scene was very grand and spectacular. Lin Mu accompanied Lu Yuanbai to get off the car and walked to a remote location that was some distance away from the entrance of the red carpet.

Along the way, there are many staff members and the stars who are waiting for the brown sugar to look sideways at Lu Yuanbai.

The expressions were different, but they all had an indescribable surprise.

One is because Lu Yuanbai is popular now, and the other is because this is the first appearance after Lu Yuan’s car accident. They really didn’t expect to see Lu Yuanbai here.

Lin Mu pointed to Lu Yuanbai: “Brother Yuan, go over to walk the red carpet in a while, and I will wait for you at the exit on the other side.

There is only one question session from the host, so you don’t have to think hard for the answer.”

“Okay, I see.”

After Lin Mu left, Lu Yuanbai stood there obediently, waiting for the staff to tell him when to play.

Because the venue is an open venue, there are many fans around the red carpet after the block, whichever one has, every time an artist walks on the red carpet, it will attract a lot of cheers.

Lu Yuanbai stood upright at the entrance of the red carpet and waited, watching the entertainers in front of them smiling like flowers on the red carpet and waving to the fans.

His heart started to get nervous for a while.

Soon the staff came to Lu Yuanbai’s side, “Mr. Lu is here for you.”

After hearing this, Lu Yuanbai took a deep breath, thinking about what Lin Mu had explained to him before, smiling less and talking less.

There was no trace of superfluous expression on the cold face, a pair of peach blossom eyes flowed, he gestured to the staff, and then stepped onto the red carpet.

Lu Yuanbai did not disclose any news about his participation in the event, and naturally no fans were present.

But some other fans around the back of the block saw it and couldn’t help but open their mouths.

“Fuck, is that Lu Yuanbai?!”

“Lu Yuanbai!! It’s Lu Yuanbai who came up!!!”

“Let me see, it’s really Lu Yuanbai!”

“Ahhhhh Ah, it’s worth it, it’s worth coming here today!”

“Lu Yuanbai!!!”

Just seconds after Lu Yuanbai stepped onto the red carpet, deafening screams erupted from the venue, more than when all the artists appeared before. If he didn’t know, he would have thought the whole venue was filled with his fans.

All the cameras were aimed at Lu Yuanbai.

Lu Yuanbai walked with long legs without stopping, and soon came to the side of the host who was waiting in the middle of the red carpet.

The hostess was also very excited when she saw him.

But because Lu Yuanbai was too tall, she had to look up at him slightly.

“Lu Yuanbai’s presence today is really surprising, and thank you for your support of the brand.”

“What kind of mentality did you come with today?”

This sentence is a very clever statement that subtly attacked Lu Yuanbai whose first appearance since the car accident.

A large number of reporters at the scene were prepared for Lu Yuanbai’s remarks after his first appearance.

Lu Yuanbai raised his peach blossom eyes slightly, and said in a cold voice, “I came to earn some pocket money for my wife.”