I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Midsummer.

Cicadas sing in white clouds, young birds through the forest.

At this time, it is the hottest time of the year in Jiangcheng, a small northern city.

So even though it’s already westward time.

But Yang Lin, in this small shop called “Funeral All the Way”

It’s still suffocatingly hot.

Yang Lin is a crosser.

Two years ago, he inexplicably crossed into this world.

He became a Mr. Yin Yang who was not very skilled in business.

And from the dead ghost master,

Inherited a funeral supply shop that opened in a cul-de-sac.

Mr. Yin and Yang is a folk term for those who know Yin and Yang

It is also one of the three folk outlets.

Out of the horse, debut, out of the black,

Among them, the black refers to Mr. Yin and Yang.

It mostly refers to a type of person who knows some feng shui, yin and yang gossip, and five element numerology;

In the early days, it evolved from Taoism, and it was calculated for people to calculate the evil of fortune, birth, old age, illness and death, and so on.

And in the north.

Mr. Yin Yang’s work is mostly undertaken by white affairs.

Find the grave in the cave, choose the burial time, and exceed the deceased.

When Yang Lin crossed over, his master was still alive.

But before Yang Lin could learn a one-and-a-half move from his master.

This old guy just glared at him.

Only a small funeral supplies store was left for Yang Lin.

To say that this year, the world is not very peaceful

There are many dead people.

So even though his shop is in the innermost cul-de-sac.

From the feng shui bureau, it is a dead land.

But the business is still so-so.

Although no one asked him to look at things (to undertake work related to white affairs).

But on weekdays, I sell some ingots candles, incense candles, paper people and so on.

Life goes on.

Of course, there is no need to think about being rich.

It is also reluctant for him and Lin Xiaoxiao to mix food and clothing, not cold in winter and not hungry in summer.

Lin Xiaoxiao is the only clerk in this shop, and his family is rural.

He is twenty years old.

He is also very handsome.

The two small dimples on his face are quite charming when he laughs.

The parents are still there.

However, I heard that she has three brothers, none of whom have yet married a daughter-in-law.

The burden on her parents is also very heavy.

So he was ready to sell her to a fool in the next village as a daughter-in-law.

So that her brother could marry his daughter-in-law.

Lin Xiaoxiao naturally did not want to.

To say that this nizi is also a true martyr.

Knowing that he couldn’t talk about his stubborn parents, he packed up his things overnight.

Ran to the city.

Just happened to meet Yang Lin, who had just buried his master

So it was only natural that he became the only clerk in this store.

By the way, I usually cook and wash clothes for him.

At this time, Yang Lin was eating while brushing short videos of funny.

Lin Xiaoxiao, who was also looking down to cook next to him, leaned his head over.

“Boss, you said that you have to do business online now, but we have posted so many videos and there are only about twenty fans

None of the things in the little yellow car were sold. ”

Yang Lin’s expression remained unchanged, and he continued to brush the short video:

“What’s the hurry, isn’t this just beginning, when we have a fan base, we can sell goods live.”

“At that time, the business will naturally become bigger and stronger, and create glory again.”

Lin Xiaoxiao had rice in his mouth and asked vaguely:

“But who would buy these dead people’s things online?”

Well, that’s a problem.

Yang Lin was silent for a while.

yes, who would buy these dead people’s things online.

I’m afraid that even if you look at it, you will feel embarrassed.

If this problem is not solved, his live broadcast sales plan may not really work.

After eating, Lin Xiaoxiao went to the back to clean up.

At this time, no guests came to the door, and Yang Lin was bored and opened the funny again.

He first went to see the video he had just posted an hour earlier.

Only a dozen likes and four replies.

“I’m blah, blah, how can I brush up on such a video.”

“In this era, has even the business of dead people come online?”

“Dog head save life, I don’t want to use these things.”

“Are there any beautiful women? The very beautiful kind, my grandfather asked me for two. ”

……

Look at these messages that are not nutritious.

Yang Lin said he was also used to it.

Today is quite good, maybe funny dad pushed him a little traffic.

That’s all four replies.

To be placed in normal times.

His videos are all zero replies and zero likes.

Sighed slightly.

Yang Lin didn’t care either.

Anyway, he posted these videos, originally did not expect to become popular overnight.

This year.

Can it be fire, can it be red,

The main thing is to see if there is anyone who holds it.

And he is a half-bag Mr. Yin Yang who deals with dead people, it would be strange if someone held it.

While sighing, he began to brush up the video again.

To say this is now a tease.

I can’t watch it.

Of the ten videos, seven or eight are thighs wearing yoga pants.

What yoga pants YYDS are also available online.

It’s just nonsense.

Skinny jeans are the eternal god, okay.

Nature.

Yang Lin will never admit what big data pushes.

Under the attack of Baihuahua’s thighs.

Before I knew it, dozens of minutes passed like this.

Suddenly.

After Yang Lin swiped his finger again

A video caught his attention.

This is a video of eating broadcasts with the ID “Super Belly”.

The background of the video is a more luxuriously decorated room.

A big fat man who may weigh more than two hundred pounds is frantically stuffing all kinds of food into his mouth

Eating is a mouth full of oil.

While eating, I was shouting:

“Family, be careful.”

On the table in front of him, there were all kinds of foods that looked very greasy.

There are large lobsters that do not know whether they are real or fake, and oversized squid

There is also braised pork that is as high as a mountain.

It’s clear,

This is a mukbang.

Foodcast is a new type of live streaming in recent years.

As the name suggests, it is “eat live”,

Originally arose in the cold country,

After becoming popular in the cold country, there are also many anchors in the dragon country who broadcast their own meals live on the live broadcast platform.

So as to become an Internet celebrity.

But what caught Yang Lin’s attention.

But it’s not these foods that look so colorful.

Instead, a line of transparent font suddenly appeared in front of you:

【Ding! Service object detected, ID: Super Belly].

[Death prediction: long-term overeating, 90% mortality due to myocardial infarction within one hour].

Hosts are advised to pay attention

See these few lines of text.

Yang Lin was sluggish for a moment.

Who is it serving?

Death prediction?

This is…… Activated the system?

But after a few seconds, he was relieved.

As a standard crosser

He is naturally no stranger to systems.

However, this system knows at a glance that it is not a serious system

It’s also about dealing with dead people.

At this time, the video of Super Belly has been played.

Yang Lin conveniently clicked on the super potbelly comment area:

The backhand sends a like, plus a follow.

And also left a sentence in the comment area:

“Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Ga, you can get a nine-fold discount if you book in advance.”

(New books set sail, data is very important, seek collection, seek flowers, different style, different content, guaranteed cool)