I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

“Brothers, tonight we are still outdoors, everyone be careful to brush up.”

Binhai City, in a park in Jian’an District

Dressed in red, tight leg pants, and beanie shoes, the lice are screaming hard into their mobile phones.

His green hair, under the reflection of street lamps

It’s particularly dazzling.

And in his live broadcast room, the barrage is also brushed up:

“As long as I’m fast enough, sadness can’t catch up with me.”

“Rely on the defense.”

“I’m Shu Daoshan, upstairs to apologize to Brother Lice.”

“Lice 666”

“Lice, go to the grave again tonight?”

“Isn’t the Martyrs’ Cemetery next door?”

“Music is always with me.”

“Walk up.”

……

Watch the barrage in the live broadcast room and the soaring number of people online

As a lice of social youth,

I’m also very excited.

After tonight, I am afraid that I can gain another wave of fans

Then take advantage of the popularity and bring a few more waves of goods.

The money is not spent yet.

What the?

Do I like grave hopping, you ask?

Silly!

That’s just the way Ye attracts traffic.

Ye doesn’t love bungee or

grave

Grandpa loves the soft sister coins in your pocket.

“Brothers, do you want to watch the anchor’s grave, want to watch the buckle 1.”

The lice shouted hard while thinking

Suddenly, a large 1 floated in the live broadcast room.

“Brother lice.”

“The loudest I am the wildest, the grave jumps on my dance king.”

“Lice, let’s jump on a different grave today.”

“In ancient times, there was a beautiful monkey king peeing like a hand, and now there is a louse brother who leaves urine on the grave.”

……

To say who is this mixed with whom,

The live broadcast room of lice is also full of social youth

It’s all the kind of God first and my second.

So,

For a while, the barrage simply went crazy.

But at this moment,

An extremely discordant barrage came into the eyes of the lice:

“Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Ga, you can get a nine-fold discount if you book in advance!”

Well?

The lice were stunned.

What’s the thing?

Mr. Yin Yang?

Groove.

How did the business of dead people hit him with advertising?

That’s not how traffic is rubbed, right?

It’s such a shame.

The lice were a little angry in their hearts

Just about to scold,

But before he could react

There was a sudden barrage in the live broadcast room:

“Groove? This is…… Fa Ye? ”

“I… My day. ”

“I’m so numb, you see, it’s really the ID of the hair master, lying groove.”

“Nima, it’s really a master, it’s over.”

……

For a time, netizens in the live broadcast room exclaimed.

“Lice run, you’re being noticed by Fa Ye.”

“It’s over, it’s gazed.”

“It’s time to eat.”

“It’s outrageous, why did Fa Ye come here.”

“Lice, we’ll miss you.”

“Where can I run, Fa Ye is across the sea.”

“Lice, you can go with peace of mind, I will take care of your girlfriend.”

……

At this time, looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room

The lice also finally remembered who this ID was.

All the way… Funeral?

Hair…… Fa Ye?

“Lying groove, I was paid attention to by Fa Ye?”

The lice’s eyes widened.

Binhai and Jiangcheng are 108,000 li away

Far away.

But lice happened to brush a popular post called Modern Baixiaosheng blogger before.

And the Fa Ye mentioned in Bai Xiaosheng’s post

Its ID is all the way to the funeral.

In fact, from the bottom of his heart

He didn’t believe what Bai Xiaosheng said.

To put it bluntly, isn’t it a means of hype?

His grave jumping is a hype tactic

Isn’t that also a means of hype.

Everyone is playing the Internet

Who doesn’t know who.

In fact, they were all brushed up by hired water troops, didn’t they?

This set is also very slippery to play.

The lice comforted themselves in their hearts.

But having said that

When he knew that he was being paid attention to by Yang Lin

He was still a little panicked.

So he quickly clicked on his message list

After rummaging through the sky for a long time, I finally found the message:

“Ding! Funeral attention all the way to you. ”

Groove,

Really noticed.

The lice’s face changed a little.

Although he didn’t believe much,

But what Bai Xiaosheng said is indeed very evil.

It also looks very creepy.

Thinking of this, he was a little strained.

So he quickly said:

“Brothers, a little S, I’ll go down first, start broadcasting in ten minutes, everyone waits.”

After speaking, he went down at the speed of light.

Turn off the live broadcast and see you, he quickly sent a private message to Yang Lin:

“Brother, how much money can be taken off, to put it bluntly, is 100,000 enough?”

Before he wanted to come,

Everyone plays the Internet,

Isn’t it just for the money.

If you want money, say it bluntly

Eight thousand, one hundred and eighty thousand,

Lao Tzu can afford it.

It’s like spending money to buy peace of mind.

At this time, Yang Lin’s side also received a private message from the lice

I immediately wanted to laugh.

He had already tried to take it off

It is a pity that everything that the system recommends his attention to

There is no option to turn that off at all.

Or else

One hundred thousand to take one attention,

How to see how cost-effective.

He ran to the master every day, and then asked others to pay for the pass

It won’t be long before you achieve freedom of wealth.

Alas, it’s a pity.

“Sorry, there is no such thing as an option.”

Yang Lin replied helplessly.

“Damn, half a million? Million? Don’t go too far, a million is my limit. ”

The lice hearts are dripping blood,

One million is also a lot for him.

He streamed live for a long time to earn it.

But there is no way, who makes the name of Fa Ye too loud.

He didn’t quite believe it, though

But my heart is also hairy.

……

Just when sending a private message to Yang Lin

Not far from him, in the shade,

Wu Bin, who was wearing civilian clothes, quietly asked Sun Zhengyuan next to him

“Team Sun, let’s just watch like this?”

“Well, stay vigilant at all times, pay attention to the surrounding movements, and as soon as there is a wind and grass, first protect the safety of the target.”

Because they all wear miniature walkie-talkies

So what he said, everyone else could hear.

After speaking, a low reply sound came from the headset:

“Raven understands.”

“The white melon understands.”

……

At the same time,

Inside Du Wenming’s mansion,

A separate room,

Du Yuejin sat alone on the sofa, holding a cigar in his hand.

And his gaze,

He was staring at the large TV in front of him that occupied the front wall.

The top half is the picture of Yang Lin’s live broadcast room.

The other half is the picture of lice bouncing in the live broadcast room.

Looking at Yang Lin, who was interacting with water friends on the screen

Du Yuejin hated his teeth.

Involuntarily, I remembered today’s events again.

Treadmill.

He had never been so angry.

First, I waited hungry for someone to sleep

Then he came back and was scolded by Mr. Huang again.

This gave him a grudge.

And all this is caused by this guy in front of you.

Isn’t it a broken Internet celebrity!

Speak loudly,

What’s remarkable.

I have seen such Internet celebrities a lot

Hype, everything is hype,

“Hmph, aren’t you paying attention to that lice bouncing around?”

“I’ll be here tonight watching to see how you

I must prove to Mr. Huang that you are a trash who started by hype. ”

Du Yuejin said hatefully.

……

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