I, Naruto, get stronger when you crit

Chapter 81 Tsunade, let go of me, I’m going to suffocate!

“Hey, little friend, why did you appear here, your adult.”

Tsunade was playing enthusiastically, and suddenly saw a small child squeeze in, and he looked very calm, which couldn’t help but surprise her.

How did this imp squeeze in, and it still looks a little familiar.

But upon closer inspection, Tsunade shook his head to confirm that he had indeed not seen the child in front of him.

(You managed to arouse Senju Tsunade’s curiosity, crit nine times, and gain strange powers.)

Naruto didn’t bother with this and instead grinned, “I heard you’re a fat sheep, so I’ll give it a try too.”

“Oh, no guardian is not something you can play around, children go aside, don’t influence me here.”

“Tsunade, long time no see.”

Just as Naruto was about to say something, Jiraiya also squeezed in at this time, and greeted Tsunade with a smile: “I can be regarded as his guardian.”

“Jiraiya!”

Tsunade’s expression sank, “Why did you appear here?”

“There’s something to do with you, and don’t see me with a gloomy face, okay, I’ll invite you to drink later, and we’ll talk.”

“I like this proposal.”

Tsunade looked at Naruto, his eyes twinkled, “Little ghost, are you sure you want to come?”

She saw it, and Jiraiya said that he was Naruto’s guardian, but it was actually a joke, the child in front of her was very assertive, and the two of them had no sense of discord together.

(You managed to arouse Senju Tsunade’s curiosity, crit thirty times, and obtain the Celestial Foot.)

“Come on!”

“Hmph, look at me ruining your family.”

Tsunade sneered inwardly, I can’t play those old fritters, can’t I play you a stinky little ghost, it’s just a joke.

It didn’t take long.

Tsunade walked out of the gambling house in a trance, his face full of incredulity.

Lost.

She lost, she lost very completely, she almost lost her pants.

The little ghost in front of her is simply strong and terrifying, pressing what she wants, directly killing her to lose her armor and armor, and she can’t raise the mood of resistance at all.

(You managed to cause Senju Tsunade to be depressed, crit tenfold, and get +3 for gambling luck)

Naruto looked disgusted, it was useless.

He didn’t have this idea again, and if he hadn’t let Tsunade lose quickly this time, he wouldn’t have personally taken action.

However, what a fragrance!

Naruto silently calculated that the big fat sheep was indeed the big fat sheep, and the wallet in his pocket was another wave of fat.

Shizune who followed behind him was also in a trance, this casual child can kill Tsunade and lose his armor, sure enough, Tsunade-sama is not very suitable for playing this.

It should be dead this time, right? Wrong

Tsunade-sama is the kind of person who pokes more and more courageously, how can he admit defeat at this point.

Shizune shook her head, she should be convinced of this, otherwise their lives would be good now, instead of wandering around like now, avoiding debt collection.

Only when the money arrives and then slowly pay it back, keep a little to continue playing, and then continue to lose, and so on, this pattern has lasted for a long time.

Tsunade quickly recovered from the blow, stepped forward with a smile and grabbed Naruto hard, and said with a smile: “Little ghost, is the technique good, is there a secret, teach me.”

“Woo hoo, let go, breathless.”

Naruto muttered, struggling.

Muggle, the hero of the female is arrogant, and now he can’t stand it at all.

But it’s so fragrant.

Naruto sighed inwardly: “I don’t know if Hinata will also be proud in the future.”

(You successfully aroused Jiraiya’s envy, critted a hundred times, and obtained a hemophobia pill.)

This thing, Naruto’s heart moved, and he stopped struggling for a while, but he really couldn’t breathe, and Naruto began to struggle again.

“There is no secret.”

Finally, he broke free from Zi Laiye’s envious and jealous gaze, and slowly breathed a sigh of relief: “Ha, it’s comfortable.

You can choke me to death just now.”

Jiraiya: “…”

Gan!

This little bastard, Jiya gritted his teeth.

But he knows what kind of virtue Naruto has here, this is a small color batch, but Tsunade also automatically sent to the door, I leaned, Mu Mu.

It’s so envious.

Don’t look at Tsunade seems to be a little older, but her ninjutsu keeps her young forever, and she is full of a temperament as the years go by.

This temperament is fascinating.

(You successfully aroused the emotions of envy and jealousy of Jiraiya, and you hit ten times and obtained the water of Reiki.)

Naruto didn’t pay attention to Jiraiya, but touched his nose, the smell just now, unexpectedly good.

“It’s a shame, I thought there was some secret.”

Tsunade pouted, unaware of anything wrong with her behavior just now, in her eyes this was just a child, no big deal.

“Let’s go, Jiraiya, say yes, I don’t have any money now.”

“Let’s go.”

Jiraiya lamented that things had already happened, and it was useless to say anything, so it was better to forget it in a targeted manner, and then took Tsunade and they came to a shop.

“There’s a lot of traffic here, so it should taste good.”

“I’ve been here.”

Tsunade randomly found a place to sit down, and said with a smile: “The taste here is really good, speaking of which, I haven’t eaten Ichiraku ramen in Konoha Village for a long time, I don’t know if it’s still there.”

“Yes, the store has expanded.”

“This time I’m here to find you back.”

“Find me back?”

Tsunade was a little surprised: “Find me to go back and do something, I don’t turn around like this when the village is gone, and I don’t bother to look at the faces of those people.”

“Didn’t you pay attention to what happened in the ninja world?”

“Mute?”

Tsunade looked at Shizune, “Did something happen in the ninja world?”

Silent confused.

How do I know, every day in the gambling house with you, although there is well-informed, I am not going to collect intelligence, I don’t care at all.

What I care about every day is what to eat and where to stay.

I haven’t paid attention to the ninja world for a long time, and now I really don’t know if you ask me.

“Forget it, it seems that you don’t know, so let’s just say it directly, has something happened in Konoha Village?”

“Orochimaru came back, and directly launched the Konoha collapse plan when he took the Zhongnin exam.”

“It’s been more than a month since this happened, and you don’t know anything about it, I said you don’t have to integrate into ordinary people so thoroughly.”

“Naka Shinobi exam? Big Snake Pill!”

Tsunade frowned: “Konoha collapse plan, this really looks like the style of Orochimaru.”

“And then what? It’s useless for you to look for me, things have already passed, wouldn’t it be good that Konoha Village didn’t collapse.”

“No Hokage.”

“Three generations are dead?”

Tsunade’s pupils contracted violently: “He died so easily, but also, after all, he is old, and it is normal for his physical strength to be exhausted, and it is not unusual to encounter the big snake pill and die of this yin product.”

； Hey!

Self is also silent.

Is there such a choreographer as you?

“Not dead.”

Rubbing his temples, he also explained with a wry smile: “There is a super strong person in the village who dismantled the Konoha collapse plan this time, but for some reason, the three generations are no longer suitable to stay in the position of Hokage, so let me come out to find you.”

Boy.

Naruto sideways.

You didn’t say a word about the above people letting you be Hokage, only saying that let Tsunade be Hokage, but there really is yours.

The face is not red and breathless, and there are no traces of you lying at all.

Tsunade, who was taking a sip of wine, was stunned, and looked at Jiraiya with a difference: Super strong? Looking for me as a Hokage? You’re not kidding? ，

“Do you think I’m joking?”

“Who is the super strong, do I know?”

This Tsunade came interested.

Orochimaru was very careful in every action, he was such a person, if he was not absolutely sure, he would not carry out the so-called Konoha collapse plan.

So this person must no longer be expected by the big snake pill.

No, it must have been far beyond his expectations, otherwise it would not be so.

“Strictly speaking, you know too.”

“Who is it?”

“Far away, near at hand.”

“You?”

Tsunade scoffed: “Don’t tease, if your sow can go to the sky, you will definitely be played by the big snake pill.”

Zi Lai was also expressionless.

I thank you for knowing me so well, you are right, I was really played by the big snake pill.

“It’s not me, it’s him.”

“Naruto Uzumaki.”

Tsunade and Shizune looked at Naruto in unison, looked at his height, and the corners of Tsunade’s mouth twitched fiercely: “Are you sure you’re not teasing me?” Why don’t I believe it.”

“I didn’t tease you, that’s him.”

Naruto smiled coyly, “It’s okay, it’s okay.”

“It’s okay.”

Tsunade is confused, just such a little guy, you told me that he dismantled the conspiracy of the big snake pill, but it seems that Jiraiya’s serious look did not seem to lie0………

So it’s true?

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya incredulously, and then at Naruto, and couldn’t help but gasp.

(You managed to cause Senju Tsunade’s shocked emotions, crit a hundredfold, and obtain the art of Hyakuhao.)

(You managed to cause a silent shock emotion, crit thirty times, and obtain Reiki greens.)

“Tell me specifically.”

Seeing that Tsunade still didn’t believe it, he didn’t say anything, and if he didn’t see it with his own eyes, he didn’t believe it.

But the truth is that fucked, it’s true.

Jiraiya also told Tsunade about Naruto one by one, and Tsunade’s face changed as he listened.

Shock, or shock!

This will make her really unable to sit still, looking up and down at this Naruto who was covered by herself just now, her face is very wonderful.

“Phew!”

“It’s incredible.”

For a long time, Tsunade let out a soft breath of turbid air, and incredible emotions remained on his face.

It’s terrible.

Immortal mode, nine-tailed chakra mode, and the top Buddha, this pile of things made her dizzy.

Especially the top Buddha, isn’t this the ninjutsu used by his grandfather? Why would Naruto Uzumaki too.

As Jiraiya said, this Uzumaki Naruto is a mystery.

Tsunade became a little curious about Naruto, why he was so powerful, she had seen a lot of monsters, but it was the first time that such a demon ninja had heard of it.

(You managed to cause Senju Tsunade to be very shocked, crit a thousand times, and obtain the Spiritual Transformation Technique.)

“Well, the art of spiritual transformation?”

Naruto glanced at it, this technique is famous, in Naruto’s opinion, this is the art of soul separation, which can attack and carry energy.

It is one of the best existences in S-class ninjutsu.

Out-of-body and killing with a sword.

This is not similar to the nature of the Royal Sword Flight, but this thing is too dangerous, once trapped in the soul body, it will be the rhythm of the end.

“It can be used as a hole card.”

Naruto incorporated it into his body and carefully comprehended the magic of this spiritual technique.

“Forget it, these have nothing to do with me, as for the position of Hokage, I won’t take it, you guys find someone else.”

“Why?”

“There is no why, I don’t really want to go back to Konoha Village.”

Tsunade shook his head.

That place was her own sad place and if she could, she would never want to go back in her life.

Jiraiya looked at Naruto, Naruto was stunned, you see what I do, I can’t do anything, if Naruto before might have used his mouth to impress Tsunade.

But I’m not?

I don’t know anything about my mouth 3.9.

“Is there really no way?”

“There is no way, even if I want to go back, I can’t go back.”

Tsunade saw that he was not dead, and he also knew that this person was a stubborn temper, and said directly: “I am sick, and I am not mildly ill.”

Naruto: “…”

It is worthy of the legendary three Shinobi, all of them are particularly cruel to themselves.

Now this one in front of him openly said that he was sick, and he was not lightly ill.

Tut!

Maybe that’s why they’re successful.

Zi Lai was even more startled: “What disease?”

“Hemophobia.”

Tsunade’s fluttering three words made Jiraiya change color, and his voice was high: “What?”

“You heard it right, it’s hemorrhophobia.”

“How is this possible!”

Jiraiya’s expression is unstable, hemophobia can cause great trouble to ordinary people, not to mention medical ninjas like Tsunade, it is really a fatal blow.

No wonder Tsunade has become so decadent now, it turns out that the crux is here.

But knowing the crux of the matter, he couldn’t do anything about it.

This is traumatized by the psyche.

“That~”

Naruto spoke up, “Won’t you be able to go back to being a Hokage if you cure your hemorobia?”

“Of course.”

Tsunade looked at Naruto and felt that although it was a little powerful, it was a little naïve, was hemophobia so easy to treat?

Naruto subconsciously reached underneath and touched into the ninja bag and pulled out a box.

Oh!

What a coincidence, the special medicine, I brought it, you better go back with me obediently.

Naruto handed the box over…