I only care about making money and not love. I’m the best professional bootlicker!

The heart of a woman is higher than the sky and wider than the earth.

Even though Lu Xing has been in the professional dog-licking world for many years, he still sometimes can't figure it out.

For example, now.

Xia Yeshuang didn't sleep at night and called him to scold him why he didn't come to his birthday party.

This is more reassuring than asking him suddenly now.

God gold.

Is this woman going to put a curse on him?

Lu Xing was a little scared.

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony..."

Lu Xing muttered for a long time before he felt relieved.

"You don't plan to terminate the contract."

Lu Xing said that last week to give Xia Yeshuang a chance to make a new choice.

Don't grab a poisonous vine just because you are lonely.

This can only be a temporary solution.

When someone suddenly appears in your life who hits your point in every aspect.

Then I can only say - please download the National Anti-Fraud APP immediately!

Lu Xing stared at the 18 messages withdrawn from the chat interface and the latest message asking mbti.

Suddenly I felt that Xia Yeshuang had not thought about the question he raised at all.

Xia Yeshuang seemed to be surrounded by countless people in school, but this little golden retriever was actually a very lonely person.

For example.

Sometimes, when she said that everyone around her should go away, she didn't really ask them to go away.

But it's a pity.

Because of the obedience of the people around her to Xia Yeshuang, they would really listen to Xia Yeshuang's words and leave immediately.

In fact.

At this time, Xia Yeshuang's real thought was - don't leave.

Haha.

"Little tsundere, take it easy."

Lu Xing expressed infinite praise for his professionalism.

I am worthy of it!

Okay.

Little golden retriever, I gave you a chance.

The contract itself was signed until June.

Since Xia Ye Shuang was unwilling to terminate the contract, it could only continue.

Anyway, he didn't mind the money.

[Lu Xing]: Sister Xia, I don't know what kind of mbti I am (cat crying.jpg)

Lu Xing had just sent the message and blinked, and Xia Ye Shuang on the other end seemed to live in the phone and immediately sent a link!

Lu Xing: ? ? ?

In the past, Ye Mei said that Xia Ye Shuang was a person who liked to reply immediately!

When he was conducting a survey on Xia Ye Shuang's reputation, he heard that Xia Ye Shuang didn't reply to messages at all?

There were also very courageous people who asked her if she didn't see the message.

Xia Ye Shuang's uniform reply was:

"I replied, and I replied in silence."

Thinking of this, Lu Xing wanted to laugh. He felt that Xia Ye Shuang was really interesting.

Although she could easily explode.

But as long as the person is not too mean, she will not be idle to find fault.

So look at it.

In fact, she is still a very polite and arrogant little golden retriever.

Lu Xing happily continued to read the message that Xia Ye Shuang was typing.

The next second.

[AAA Xia Ye Shuang 18 years old Yi Shunmao]: Insert it

Lu Xing: ? ? ?

Ah...

Lu Xing covered his face artificially, "This is not good."

"AAA Xia Ye Shuang 18 years old Yi Shunmao" withdrew a message

[AAA Xia Ye Shuang 18 years old Yi Shunmao]: Check it out

Bad input method, you are really bad!

Across the screen, Lu Xing seemed to see Xia Ye Shuang's face and ears that were red to the point of exploding.

Hahaha.

As a professional lick dog, you must be familiar with the characteristics of each customer.

If a little arrogant like Xia Ye Shuang replied immediately, she would definitely know that Lu Xing saw those three words.

Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility.

To prevent the world from losing a little golden retriever who was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to die.

Lu Xing cut out the page, read ten silly love words, and then cut back to the chat interface.

[Lu Xing]: Sorry, sister Xia, I was preparing something just now and didn’t see the message. Can you say it again?

[AAA Xia Ye Shuang 18 years old Yi Shunmao]: Prepare what?

Another instant reply.

Lu Xing raised a smile at the corner of his mouth.

This little golden retriever is really much simpler than Chi Yueshan, and he just followed his words casually.

[Lu Xing]: Prepare a gift (sorry.jpg)

Seeing this message, Xia Ye Shuang, who was lying on the pillow, suddenly stood up, and her messy golden hair was blown up like a little lion.

She was wearing a white nightgown with suspenders, and her thin and straight collarbone was delicate and beautiful.

But when she heard Lu Xing preparing a gift

When I was eating.

Xia Ye Shuang miraculously felt that her hair was a little smoother?

"Prepare a gift?"

Xia Ye Shuang's heart moved.

Whose gift?

Whom to prepare?

Of course I will give it to you!

If not to me, who else?

It's not Wei Qingyu's birthday!

Xia Ye Shuang snorted, and the corners of her mouth curled up without her noticing. The annoyance of not seeing Lu Xing at the birthday party was swept away.

She knelt on the bed and held up her mobile phone solemnly, and her delicate eyebrows were unusually solemn at this moment.

"What to reply?"

She didn't care that much, she just wanted to reply to Lu Xing out of politeness.

Xia Ye Shuang bit her lower lip and fell into a dilemma.

After thinking for a long time.

Xia Ye Shuang typed a word seriously.

[AAA Xia Ye Shuang 18 years old Easy to smooth hair]: Hmm.

Not as enthusiastic as "good", nor as cold as "oh".

Perfect!

Xia Ye Shuang was proud of her IQ.

One minute later.

Lu Xing did not reply.

Xia Ye Shuang continued to stare at the chat interface on her phone while lying down.

Half an hour later.

Lu Xing did not reply.

Xia Ye Shuang turned up the notification sound of her phone to the maximum.

Two hours later.

Lu Xing did not reply.

Xia Ye Shuang slowly placed her hands on her eyes.

The next second.

chua!

She propped up her eyelids that were about to close and continued to stare at the chat interface on her phone.

The next day.

As expected, Xia Ye Shuang did not get out of bed.

......

Monday morning.

When Lu Xing entered the school gate, he ran into Li Dachun and Hu Zhongzhong.

After Li Dachun's persistent harassment of Hu Zhongzhong's questions and questions, the relationship between the two people has made rapid progress.

Specifically manifested as.

Hu Zhongzhong called Li Dachun "Da Silly Chun."

Li Dachun called Hu Zhongzhong "Skinny Bamboo Pole."

Li Dachun saw Lu Xing's figure and ran over quickly with a bun in his mouth.

He was holding Hu Zhongzhong in his hand.

"Oh my god, what are you doing, Da Silly Chun?"

Hu Zhongzhong was dragged over and looked very embarrassed.

Li Dachun was too lazy to pay attention to him, just looked at Lu Xing happily and asked.

"Xingxing, have you had breakfast? I have buns here!"

Li Dachun took out a bun from the plastic bag in his hand while talking, and introduced it like a treasure.

"This is snow vegetable, delicious."

"This is meat bun, delicious."

"This is tofu, delicious."

"This is..."

Hu Zhongzhong was angry: "Why didn't you let me eat any just now!!!"

He was so angry.

He was almost starving just now, but this damned Dashachun didn't even give him a bite to eat!

Beast!

Lu Xing was happy, took two buns, ate one for himself, and stuffed the other into the mouth of the chattering Hu Zhongzhong.

"Thanks."

"Woo woo woo." Hu Zhongzhong angrily ate a bun.

The next second.

His eyes suddenly cleared: "Fuck! So delicious?!"

Li Dachun proudly puffed up his chest.

"Damn it! Don't underestimate the bond between me and food!"

You can disbelieve Li Dachun's aesthetics, but you must believe in Li Dachun's taste buds!

Lu Xing said with a smile.

"Your seven emotions and six desires are only left with appetite. I think your Engel coefficient is almost 1 now."

Li Dachun corrected.

"It's not almost 1."

Lu Xing didn't believe it.

"I'm already 1."

Lu Xing believed it.

You are worthy of it!

"Good morning."

A clear and even voice interrupted the conversation of the three people.

Hu Zhongzhong looked back and blushed instantly.

Wei Qingyu wore a modified uniform today, with long black hair draped over her shoulders. Her ink-like eyes showed no emotion, but because she was white enough, she looked like a delicate and beautiful little cake.

Lu Xing's eyes fell on Wei Qingyu's chest.

A star brooch reflected a dazzling light under the morning sun.

Lu Xing nodded: "Good morning."

He looked at the nanny car parked not far from the school gate and the housekeeper standing outside the nanny car.

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