I, Pikachu, the empress’s salty companion beast

"Daoist friends ahead, please stay!"

Chu Zi said loudly.

As soon as the words fell, a group of hundreds of people really stopped.

"Little friend, are you calling us?"

The leader smiled kindly and turned back to ask politely.

He was nearly eight feet tall, one head taller than Chu Zi.

He was in a plain robe, wrapped in a turban, with cloth shoes on his feet, and a three-foot long sword at his waist.

The whole person exudes a very elegant atmosphere from the inside out.

Even so elegant that it gives a pedantic feeling.

The hundreds of people behind him are also dressed like this, and their temperaments are not much different.

They all smile kindly and are very elegant.

If it weren't for Ziyun opening his mouth to break their realm, Chu Zi would even mistakenly think that this was a group of people who were studying.

"Senior, where are you going?"

"Traveling home."

"That... Senior's home, is it there?

Chu Zi pointed to the territory of Huaxia and asked.

"Naturally yes! What about Xiaoyou? Is it also homecoming?

He asked, still with a kind smile on his face.

Not arrogant or impetuous, looks very elegant.

"I'm also going home, can I ask my seniors for their surname?"

"Don't dare to call it presumptuously, Kong."

Chu Zi: ...

"Confucius name Qiu Zi Zhongni?"

The man nodded, slightly surprised, "Xiaoyou knows me?" "

Nonsense!

Dacheng Most Holy Master, Confucius who is the teacher of all generations, which Chinese people don't know?

That... These that followed him....

Yan Hui, Min Ziqian, Ran Geng, Ran Yong, Zaiyu, Duanmuci....

No wonder their temperament is so elegant that they are almost pedantic, and they dare to love some legendary big people!

Confucius traveled east, traveling around the world, persuading monarchs of all parties to govern the country with benevolence and righteousness.

He was respected by the monarchs of various countries and was honored as a guest.

A copy of the Analects is still enshrined as a sacred text by China!

My mother!

Chu Zi quickly straightened his clothes and bowed and respected: "

The junior meets the master of all worlds!"

Hearing the title of [Master of All Worlds], the sage nodded gratifyingly, touched Chu Zi's head and praised:

"The son is really teachable!"

Chu Zi felt that his scalp was about to explode.

The identity of [teacher] directly suppressed his bloodline.

He stiffened his head and asked without words:

"Where did the teacher return from?"

"Traveled all over the world, preached my morality, and now I have gained a little, go home and rest."

"The teacher's Analects is really a classic, and students will memorize a lot."

"Zi Yu: Chao Wendao, you can die at night!"

"False!"

Chu Zi was stunned, yes!

"Ask the teacher..."

"The Analects are not read twice, but one!"

Chu Zi: ...

It is worthy of being the master of all worlds, too rigorous!

But... Isn't the Analects just two tones?

Forget it, the Analects are written by people and disciples, and they are willing to read a few sounds and read a few sounds.

Li Shu looked amused.

Even when facing that crazy woman, he can talk and laugh.

But in the face of this old gentleman, he picked his fingers nervously.

"Let's talk as we go."

A group of more than 100 people flew towards Huaxia.

...

At this time, Huaxia was much more prosperous than when Chu Zi left.

The streets are full of traffic.

More than 100 people stood quietly in the middle of the road, feeling the taste of their hometown with open arms.

Vehicles passed through their bodies.

The saint and his disciples had tears in their eyes and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

We're back.

After a long time, Yan Hui wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said respectfully: "

Teacher, the disciple will go and find you a place to stay."

The saint nodded, with a kind face, "Remember, to convince people with virtue, do not force it."

Not long after, Yan Hui led everyone to appear in a luxurious villa area.

The grass, the trees, and the fountain of water are worth a lot.

"Can you convince people?"

The sage asked.

Yan replied, "Don't you dare not convince people with virtue."

Chu Zi couldn't help but sigh.

What a saint in the end!

Such a large villa area, actually with Yan Hui's mouth, directly requisitioned!

How high a charisma this is!

How high is this virtue!

There is really no mediocrity under the prestige!

"Don't disturb the teacher's rest, the three of us will leave for the time being."

The sage nodded and said kindly:

"In this case, I also want to understand the current situation and see if my morality is still circulating."

"We'll talk later."

Still talking?

If your old man has anything, just give him orders.

Chu Zi stiffened his head and said,

"All listen to the teacher's meaning."

...

Coming to the bedroom, Chu Zi turned on the TV and lay down directly.

Li Shu and Ziyun sat left and right.

"Looking at you, why do you seem to be afraid of that old gentleman?"

Li Shu asked puzzled.

Chu Zi shook his head, "It's not fear, it's respect!"

"It's hard for you to imagine what kind of influence this person has on me and the Huaxia clan."

"If Senior Ji Xuanyuan is the ancestor of humanities, then it is not an exaggeration for this sage to say that he is the master of all worlds!"

"More than two thousand years ago, there were still wars here, but this saint was able to move among the great monarchs, propagate his morality, and make the major monarchs respect and believe in his ideas..."

That one is not a resolute person, but he is also impressed by the saint!

"Let's just say that just now, his disciple Yan Hui borrowed such a large villa area."

"You can't imagine how valuable this villa area is to the people!"

"If Yan Hui used force to forcibly requisition, I didn't say it."

"But you also heard just now, he is a man of virtue!"

"It's true that I have cultivated the Benevolent Etiquette Letter to the extreme!"

"Unthinkable!"

Chu Zilian expressed the shock in his heart with a few unimaginable words.

Who said that useless is a scholar?

The saint directly slapped in the face!

Leaning on the bed, Chu Zi picked up the remote control and began to fiddle with it.

The pictures are cut one by one.

"What is it?"

"Remote control!"

Chu Zi roughly described the development of science and technology on the earth.

Hearing this, Li Shu and Ziyun were amazed.

Suddenly, the picture stopped.

[May I ask the spokesperson, in response to the economic experience of the United States. What is China's response to the sanctions?

[May I ask the spokesperson, can the deployment of anti-missile systems by the United States in country R be understood as a military blockade against China?

[May I ask the spokesperson, for country R...]

The spokesman is neither humble nor arrogant, and answers the reporter's questions.

Confident and calm, full of saintly style.

Chu Zi's face became darker and darker.

Originally, he was a little angry, and he couldn't hold back after his strength crossed the dimension.

Made!

It's been more than thirty years, why are these dog things still playing this one?

However, this also shows that Hua Guo is increasingly afraid of these dogs.

"Little friend, the teacher has a request."

The voice of another disciple of the saint, Duanmuci, came from outside.

Chu Zi sighed helplessly.

According to his expectations, if those dogs jumped like when he left, they would directly block their door and make a group.

But now... The saint is benevolent and righteous, and he will certainly not approve of it.

Ay!

What to do about it?

You can't always conflict with a saint, can you?

Even if there is a conflict, it will not be able to defeat the saint!

When he came to the hall, the sage also happened to be reading the speech just now.

The spokesman was quoting his famous phrase at this time.

The sage frowned and asked,

"How did my morality be misinterpreted to this extent?"

Distort?

In connection with the question just now, there is nothing wrong with the spokesperson's words?

Chu Zi didn't know how to interface, so he had to ask,

"What about Brother Yan Hui?"

"Oh he, go to the people with virtue!"

"Who?"

"Just what about the R country he just mentioned... What ministers.

The sage said, pointing to the speaker on the TV.

Chu Zi was even more helpless.

It is true to convince people with virtue, but some dog things cannot be called people at all.

Isn't this a slaughter, leaving a waste of air?

Too pedantic!

Everyone froze in the hall.

As the speakers quoted more and more, the saint's face became more and more ugly.

"My morality has been misinterpreted!"

"Do not do unto others what you do not want to be done to others, that's not what you mean!"

Doesn't that mean?

Not right!

Chu Zi was puzzled and asked,

"[Don't do unto others what you don't want] doesn't mean that what I don't want to do to others can't be imposed on others?"

The sage raised his eyebrows and said loudly:

"False!"

"The original meaning of this sentence is that even if it is something I don't like, no one else can take it!"

Chu Zi: ???

This....

So domineering?

Isn't that right?

"Teacher, the disciple is back."

Yan Hui looked elegant and stood in the hall.