I, Playing Aizen In Ninja World, Joined The Group Chat

Hatchet Girl: Cowherd’s shop? I remember, it’s a shop specially designed to please women? How dare you give this kind of coupon to our group leader as a gift?

Gui Yanye was stunned and dumbfounded.

Shark Face Guy: Wow, what a newcomer.

Kisame Kisame laughed so hard that his mouth split open, he really wanted to see the expression of Mr. Aizen now.

Curly: That, sorry. I don't actually know this guy, what he did has nothing to do with me!

Wig: what's the matter, eye time?

Curly-haired boy: Shut up, Laozi doesn’t even know who you are! Kick it out, group owner, please kick this idiot out! He’s a scourge if he stays here!

If this continues, Sakata Gintoki feels that he will be killed by this guy. Give Aizen the coupons of the Cowherd shop? What kind of fairy operation is this? At least there must be a limit to death!

It's an actor: It's okay, I'm not mad. But you'd better keep that coupon for yourself, Mr. Gui.

Wig: Is it 18? That's a pity.

Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: An Ran-sang is not interested in men.

Upskirt madman: Hmm, An Ran-sang already has sister Konan. By the way, there is a side room.

Book artist: Laizijiang, delete the last sentence for me!

Wig: Today's performance may not be completed.

Curly-haired boy: What the hell are you regretting about this? And after accepting this kind of job, you actually sell it in the chat group? Kill yourself, you idiot should kill yourself quickly!

Upskirt Maniac: With a wig, he is indeed a warrior who is not lower than A Yin.

Fairy Chilian: Today I finally experienced the feeling that a mountain is higher than a mountain.

Wig: It's not a wig, it's Gui!

This is an actor: Although everyone already knows your identity, you must introduce yourself according to the practice of this group.

Wig: That's it, I see. My name is Katsura Kotaro, I am male, I am 27 years old, and I am a person who fights barbarians and a salesman at a cowherd shop. The wish is to meet Elise here.

Chilian Fairy: Who is Elise?

Book artist: I don't know, it seems that this character has never appeared in Gintama, right?

Wig: She is the honored priestess of the Elven Forest, who is good at using natural magic to destroy the evils that invaded the world.

Upskirt Madness: Priestess of Glory?

Scarlet Training Fairy: Evil Demon?

Curly-haired son: I can’t meet you, you are a pervert married woman! And now it’s the era of PS5, no one will play that kind of old-fashioned red and white machine games! Compared with this, you should hurry up and show me Look at the memory list, bastard!

Book artist: So, this Elise is a character in the red and white machine game?

Shark face guy: I actually want to meet my favorite virtual character in the chat group, what a pure idea. However, it seems that there is no such possibility?

This is an actor: Kisame also has his own favorite virtual character?

Shark-faced guy: I can't say I like it, but there are quite a few people I want to see. Just like those Espadas in the Shinigami world, I want to know how much toe there is between me and them.

This is an actor: if you can reach Harriet Bell's Koji in another thirty years at the rate you are currently accumulating Reiatsu.

The Reiatsu accumulation speed mentioned by Aizen here is the kind of Reiatsu accumulation purely relying on one's own strength, without using points to buy other people's energy.

Shark Face Guy: In another thirty years, I can only reach the level of No. 3 Espada? It seems that my No. 2 in the Hokage world is really in name only.

Upskirt Maniac: Ghost Saber-san is already very powerful!

Fairy Chilian: I think you should think about it differently. How old is Heli Bell, and how old are you? After hundreds of years of hard work, you have caught up with her in a few decades. What is there to complain about?

Curly-haired child: It has to be said that Holly Bell is really big.

Illustrator of the book: You are so big, you are very different from Sister Mochou, right? Old color criticism!

Curly-haired son: Yinsang, I didn’t say anything, it’s you, old Si Ji, who misinterpreted my meaning!

Hatchet Girl: Well, there is a problem. If I buy Reiatsu of Kisame-san with points, will there be a mask on my face?

Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: No, I already bought it.

Here's an actor: Reiatsu is just pure energy constructed from psychic power. If you want a mask to appear, you have to add the Arrancarization feature.

Shark Face Guy: I didn't upload that one.

Book artist: That thing, even if you pass it on, I won't dare to buy it. If the mask of Arrancar appeared on my face, I would not be able to explain it to my family.

Upskirt Maniac: The New Fashion Trend?

Book artist: You can't be fashionable all your life!

Wig: No, 060 can't be...Silver time, is this true?

Book artist: What the hell, no brains.

Curly-haired child: I'm afraid I discovered the truth of that incident, which is understandable. That's right, a wig. Mr. Songyang, he really

Wig: That guy Aizen Sōsuke actually took Miss Kushina into his harem? I, Katsura Kotaro, will never forgive this kind of thing!

Curly-haired boy: What the fuck!

Sakata Gintoki is in a bad mood. He originally thought that his old comrade-in-arms would marvel at what happened to his most respected Master Songyang, but he didn't expect this guy to give him a magical turning point!

Fairy Chilian: Are you a fool?

Book artist: Harem?

Upskirt Maniac: What the hell is a harem? Where did you come to the conclusion?

Wig: Hmph! Think about it, a beautiful wife like Ms. Kushina... is something that no man can refuse! It is conceivable that poor Ms. Kushina will be forced to do this and that by the big devil Aizen It's too bad! This is really too bad, a big crisis! (Expression: laughing wildly)

[Hint: The wig was banned by the group owner for 1 hour].