I pretend to cultivate immortality in kindergarten.
Chapter 41 Han Wenwen's plan
Han Wenwen blinked the fox's eyes for granted: "I found it from the novel. Why are you doing such a big reaction? There is nothing that is not suitable for children in it."
Xiao Heqing exclaimed, not understanding: "Isn't this not suitable for children?"
"Let me see." Han Wenwen took back the book and looked at it: "No, because it was written by me. In my opinion, the content of the whole book only has four words, which are innocent."
Xiao Heqing didn't agree and carefully held the pillow and secretly read the contents of the book again. As a result, the more she read, the more she felt shy she felt.
Han Wenwen put the potato chips aside and licked the potato chip powder on her fingers, then pulled out a piece of wet wipe from the side and wiped her fingers:
"In my opinion, the reason why your relationship with Lin Zhengran has stagnated is because you two are so familiar with childhood sweethearts. Have you ever read a sentence online that the more familiar people are, the harder they are to start?"
"But Jiang Xueli has known Lin Zhengran for many years, and she is the same as me."
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Han Wenwen leaned against the wall, and the non-existent fox ears fluttered, giving advice to her best friend:
"Although I don't know what happened to Lin Zhengran during this period, I can boldly infer that recently, Jiang Xueli must have done something that she could not do before, which changed her relationship with Lin Zhengran. Lin Zhengran felt fresh. "
Little He Qing blinked blankly.
Didn't understand.
Han Wenwen looked at her: "Or how could arrogance have the upper hand? I can only say that I underestimate Jiang Xueli. She has absolute persistence towards Lin Zhengran like you, and she has the kind of persistence that is necessary for him. β
Little He Qing continued to blink blankly, saying this to Jiang Xueli while talking about her, her little face also showed a hint of pink.
Han Wenwen continued to explain: "So if you want the relationship to make progress, there must be changes. So I got this secret book for you, and I will read a few for you..."
She casually found a page: "For example, I wrote this page. Next time you go to his house, don't stand aside or sit aside, but have to move to show yourself after sitting down. Itβs too complicated, like sitting down and pulling the hair in your ears and secretly looking at him.β
After she said that, she also demonstrated it, pushed the broken hair in her ear away from the fox's eyes and glanced at He Qing charmingly, and said gently: "Just like this, isn't it very artistic?"
Xiao Heqing felt that Han Wenwen was not too much doing this, but when she thought of herself in front of him, she felt ashamed to get into the sewer.
Han Wenwen: "For example, when eating, if you don't dislike the food Lin Zhengran has eaten, you can put the food he has eaten into your mouth in small mouthfuls. This intimate action will be unexpectedly attractive to boys. and can be reused."
Little He Qing's head was completely buried in the pillow, and her head was already overloading and smoking.
Boiler explosion.
This...is all indirect.
"For example, this one, since you have determined that his somewhat shy movements can also be done appropriately, such as pretending to accidentally sit on his lap when the atmosphere is right, and gently bite his ears?"
Little He Qing couldn't stand it anymore, so she lay on the bed and covered her with a quilt:
"Wenwen, stop talking, stop talking! You are not something that people of our age can do! That's so shameful!"
"Then change to blowing your ears?"
Her voice dullly under the quilt, "Isn't that all the same?! I can't do it! Even if I do it shamelessly, he will definitely be angry! He is very fierce and will knock on my head!"
Han Wenwen saw Xiaoqing hiding in the quilt, wrapped around her body like a large silkworm pupa, and imagined the behavior she had just mentioned.
"Not it? These things are not even kissing and hugging? I just wrote them all because of the fact that they are not popular. If I have a boy I like, I think it's normal to do this. I definitely want to seduce him for a day. Eight hundred times.β
Xiao Qingqing secretly exposed her head from the quilt, and her pure and clean eyes were speechless: "Wenwen, you have been defiled by the novel and are impure."
Han Wenwen smiled and touched Xiao Qingqing's head: "Qingqing, you are so cute. I really don't know how Lin Zhengran held back, but... If you don't make any changes at all, you will lose. What's the point of doing some intimate actions with the boy you like? "
Seeing that little He Qing hesitated, she asked in a stunning way, "Why don't you try it? Maybe it will make your relationship progress."
Little He Qing bit her lip and thought for a long time. Her face buried in the bed again, but suddenly she remembered something: "By the way, Wenwen, let's not talk about these things for now. I have something to discuss with you."
"Let me just say something if you have something to do. Do we have to be polite?"
The large silkworm pupa sat up and spread its wings. Han Wenwen understood it and wrapped it in a quilt with Xiao Heqing. Her two heads were exposed and she was cute:
"Although I don't have the same class as Lin Zhengran, I know that apart from Jiang Xueli, there should be other girls who like him in normal times? After all, he is handsome, good at studying and strong in all aspects, and has been very popular since elementary school."
Han Wenwen admitted this: "That's right, I also noticed that many girls in the class secretly like him, and even other classes came to talk to him."
"Can you...can you secretly help me keep an eye on him? That is...you can understand what I mean, right?"
Han Wenwen thought for a while: "Xiao Qingqing means to let him talk less with other girls, right? This is simple, but I have to remind you that I am now sitting at the same table with him. If I keep an eye on him more in the future, there may be some rumors about us in the class. You must not be angry."
Xiao Heqing smiled and hummed: "Of course, I asked you to do it. As a reward, I will treat you to dinner tonight."
"It's a deal!"
The two besties made a pinky promise.
Han Wenwen deliberately asked maliciously: "So what do you think about what I just said?"
Xiao Heqing was too embarrassed to see anyone: "Let me think about it, let me think about it!"
Finally, Xiao Heqing gave in, but things were obviously not the same as Han Wenwen imagined. Some things she did were useful, but Xiao Heqing would only do useless things.
So since the two besties made this series of plans today, in the last half month before the winter vacation, only Lin Zhengran was tortured.
For example, a few days later, Lin Zhengran found that the previously well-behaved Xiao Heqing began to have a seizure in front of him for no reason.
For example, she started to scratch her hair at the temples for no reason, again and again.
Lin Zhengran asked: "Does your head itch? How long have you not washed your hair?"
Xiao Heqing uttered an embarrassed "ah" and immediately stopped: "No, my head is not itchy... I just... woooo."
Failed, crossed this out in the little notebook.
For example, one weekend Xiao Heqing went to his house to play, and Lin Zhengran opened a box of biscuits.
He took a bite, and Xiao Heqing snatched it and put it in her hand with a tangled face.
Because she knew that this was indirect... She was too shy to eat it.
Lin Zhengran didn't know what this stupid girl was going to do, so he picked up another piece and took a bite, and Xiao Heqing took the piece she had eaten and put it in her hand.
After several consecutive times.
Lin Zhengran was speechless when he saw her holding a handful of half-eaten biscuits: "Are you counting hamsters? Why are you storing food in between? There are so many in the box, why do you always take mine? Give it back to me!"
After saying that, he gave her a slap on the head.
Little He Qing covered her head in pain and returned all the biscuits to Lin Zhengran with tears in her eyes.
"I'm sorry..."
Failed, so I crossed this one out.
As for blowing ears, little He Qing didn't have the guts to do such a thing, so she chose to settle for blowing her hair.
So one day, Lin Zhengran was sitting on the steps of the school thinking about something, and found that He Qing was standing behind him and blowing his hair into a mess.
He fixed it with his hands, and He Qing messed it up again, and messed it up again.
Lin Zhengran's forehead was bulging with veins.
Hard, fists hard!
"He Qing! You've been having a seizure recently, right?! Stand in front of me and get beaten!" Seeing that she was startled but still stood up honestly, he gave her a slap on the head.
Little He Qing squatted on the ground with her head covered, feeling aggrieved, thinking that it was useless, nothing at all...
Only made him angry every day.
And recently it was not only He Qing who was acting crazy, but also a certain Han fox... Neither of the two best friends was easy to deal with.
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