I Pushed the Weird World Horizontally

The whispers of March followed, turning into the softness of willow tips.

The swallow whispered, and the spring was bright and beautiful.

A big orange cat lay on the eaves, basking in the sun, with its tail fluttering.

"Meow~"

On the fence in the distance, three or four small orange, white, and black wild cats stared at it, shaking the "dandan" behind them from time to time, making rapid and low calls.

It is spring who is lustful, and the cat is also called spring.

This is a season for all things to estrus and multiply.

"Ahhh~~~"

"Go away~"

Ju Bao slapped Lingkong with a claw.

The wind screamed, scared the four male cats in heat and raised their hairs, and fled in embarrassment.

After a while, a few new male cats approached instinctively...

This is the desire for high-quality genes to reproduce.

"I hate spring!"

Ju Bao jumped down and hid in the yard.

"Gu Yan, can I go to Sister Leng's house?"

Ju Bao kept the Harazi and looked eagerly at Gu Yan, who was wearing only small buttocks pants and lazily stuffed with the sun.

Gu Yan has become more and more lazy recently.

Lie down here day and night, and don't care about the food it eats.

"She went to Kyoto."

Jubao's tail wagged happily.

"It's okay. I know the female family members of Sister Leng's family. They like me. They often give me honey elbows, lamb chops, beef with sauce, emerald pigeon... for me to eat."

After Jubao finished speaking, Harazi had wet the ground, and Gu Yan fell asleep hypnotically.

"Gu Yan?"

Ju Bao's small claws are holding Gu Yan's calf.

"Go away~"

Bang~

A repulsive force directly rushed the orange treasure to an altitude of more than ten meters, turned into a parabola and disappeared in the field of vision.

Before Jubao cheered, a traction pulled it back again.

"Remember to come back early."

Bang~

"I will return..."

Accompanied by the ending sound of Jubao getting farther and farther.

It flies again...

Without the noisy orange treasure, Gu Yan stretched out comfortably.

After parting with Cang Tianxue that day, he went to pick up Ju Bao and rented this small courtyard with no shelter for temporary settlement.

Now, it has been nearly a month.

Feeling the rotation of the eight Tai Chi cyclones in his body, Gu Yan changed his posture and continued to lie down.

Because Tai Chi cyclone passively pulls the essence of the sun and the moon too slowly.

In order to speed up the progress.

At this time, he ignored anything outside.

He didn't even practice another innate practice "The Great Yin Baodian".

But day and night, lying flat all over, actively driving the cyclone in the body to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.

It is estimated that it will be another week at most.

He can completely cultivate "Sun Moon Body", and then break through the innate!

When Jubao came back, it was already midnight.

"Um?"

It looked at the courtyard suspiciously.

"Why isn't Gu Yan lying in that place?"

Thump thump~

With a small basket wrapped around its tail, it fell into the courtyard.

Suddenly, a figure jumped from the roof and landed in front of it.

"just came back?"

Gu Yan snatched the basket away, and Ju Bao was taken aback.

"Gu Yan, you have to scare people to death, hiccup~!"

Ju Bao looked at him dissatisfied.

It's so fascinating that he didn't even perceive it.

Gu Yan ignored it and opened the food basket.

"Good guy, Leng Xiaomo's food is so good at home, no wonder you keep thinking about it and want to be someone else's cat."

Gu Yan arranged the wine and dishes.

"Jubao, come over and have a drink with me."

"do not want."

Ju Bao cocked his tail proudly and went into the room to sleep.

snort!

Who told Gu Yan to scare it.

Gu Yan shook his head, raised his wine glass, staring at the sky and the moon in a daze.

The moon today is very round.

"A toast to invite Mingyue, and the shadows will become three people."

With a sigh, Gu Yan drank the drink in one sip.

He was inexplicably sad today, and he missed his previous life a bit.

"Seeing this big full moon, I want to eat moon cakes."

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as Mid-Autumn Festival in this world, and of course, there will be no moon cakes.

"When will the bright moon come, ask Qingtian about the wine..."

Gu Yan hummed "Water Tune Song Tou", tasted the food brought back by Jubao, and enjoyed the loneliness of being a stranger alone in a foreign land.

He suddenly had an idea.

"This world can fly in the air by nature, and maybe in the later period, it can really cross the body and go up to the moon to have a look."

I don’t know if there will be a Guanghan Palace on the moon in this world, with jade rabbit Chang'e, endless osmanthus trees, and Wu Gang, who is lonely and impatient but can only play with the handle of an axe...

Suddenly, Gu Yan put down his wine glass.

The darkness fell on the courtyard.

"Yefeiyue?"

The darkness faded.

A little Lolita wearing a black dress looking at a fairy inside was exposed.

Little Lori is as white as snow and has long hair like a waterfall. She is the brilliant sister Ye Feiyue.

"What's your humming tone? It sounds good."

Ye Feiyue walked to the other side of Gu Yan and sat down.

"Humming."

"Why did you come to the county town?"

Ye Feiyue sighed, with helplessness on her expressionless face: "It's not my brother yet. An old lover of his suddenly got entangled again, just about to resurrect."

"My brother would rather die than follow."

“结果被胖揍一顿，还威胁他不复合就将他的老情人全部杀光。”

"Now two people are so bored every day."

Gu Yan laughed and said, "Isn't this pretty good, maybe it will add blood to your family by being everywhere."

A smile appeared on Ye Feiyue's face.

"I actually brought a piece of news here. I hope you can laugh out loud after listening."

Gu Yan smiled and drank a glass of wine.

"Tell me."

"Sima Wumei, come to you!"

Slap~

The wine glass burst.

The dark night around Ye Feiyue turned into running water, rippling and swallowing the spattered porcelain shavings.

"My brother is entangled."

"From day to night, it's hard to rest and you can't get out of your body, so I can only tell you to come over."

Ruddy appeared on her face.

"Anyway, counting the time, your physique shouldn't last any longer, and I can't protect you by myself. My brother meant that instead of dying in Sima Wumei's hands, it's better to give him a nephew."

"And he said that when our child grows up, let him keep some offspring and adopt a surname Gu."

"I also agree."

Gu Yan:...

I disagree!

"Sima Wuwu belongs to the Imperial Family of the Great Wei Dynasty, and is also a Netherworld Jiedu Envoy. The authority is not small. I have already found your information. I guess I can find you in a few days."

Ye Feiyue stood up and walked to Gu Yan.

"So don't waste time."

Darkness envelops the surroundings and obscures the light outside.

"I think I can save it."

Seeing Ye Feiyue's posture of doing things directly, Gu Yan said dryly.

Even if it is true.

Ye Feiyue looks like a child, isn't this a mess.

Besides, Sima delivered to the door without me, so he could just hammer him to death, and he was worried about himself.

"Ink!"

A heavy trend was suppressed on the surface of Gu Yan's body.

Ye Feiyue's long hair fluttered, and her body began to hang in the air.

"To tell you the truth, the secret technique of "Tiangang Pure Yang Body" is passed down by the Void Clan. First, the physique is a fiery physique to practice, and the second is that the secret book is attached to the meaning of the extreme sun, or you will die."

"You are about to die, why not leave a bloodline!"

Ye Feiyue looked serious.

Although she doesn't like Gu Yan's thin and thin type, her brother's appearance is probably abolished. She has to be demons, not humans, and it is difficult to give birth to bleeding veins.

She must take up the important task of this department.

"I'm not the outlier of my brother!"

"Today you are willing or unwilling, I am asleep at night!"

Gu Yan was stunned.

This is done, is it illegal?

Ye Feiyue doesn't care what Gu Yan is thinking.

Thoughts moved.

Eight tentacles shot out from the pitch black, wrapped around Gu Yan's body, and tied him into a large font to fix him, which is very similar to the form of the ban on the mountain monarch Ye Glorious in the first place.

Then her body shape rapidly changed and expanded, transforming into a hot, more mature woman.

"I heard that the process of swallowing talent transferring to crystallization is painful, so I try to be gentle."

Looking at Ye Feiyue who said seriously that she would be gentle, Gu Yan was speechless, ready to end this farce.

Sudden.

Tear~

Dozens of sickles abruptly tore through the darkness.

A densely packed, giant praying mantis covered with bone spurs occupied the courtyard, with compound eyes staring at Ye Feiyue indifferently.

"What do you want to do to Gu Yan!"

The little girl's voice came from behind the praying mantis.

It is Tachibana.

Ju Bao appeared on the head of a praying mantis.

It looked at Gu Yan who was tied up, his tail wagging cheerfully, and his big eyes were full of curiosity and excitement.

Does human reproduction need to make such strange postures?

Curious.

"Gu Yan, don't be afraid, I will protect your innocence!"

Just follow it.

Those praying mantis did not move at all.

Ye Feiyue looked at the sudden change, her eyes turned black: "What a strange cat demon, can actually drive so many praying mantises, I haven't found where the door came from, it seems to have suddenly appeared around me."

A bigger shady curtain enveloped the entire courtyard.

"Little mother cat, are you trying to grab a man from me?"

Tear~

Ye Feiyue's clothes were torn behind.

A pair of wings that bend like demons protruded from the inside, and Ye Feiyue was suspended in the air, drawing the darkness around it.

"Then I will tear you apart!"

Boom~

At the top of the sky, a big hole appeared.

The silver brilliance projected down and turned into a huge silver beam of light, which completely shrouded Ye Feiyue in the silver brilliance.

Accompanied by the sound of bones.

Ye Feiyue's snow-white skin was densely covered with black lines, her slender palms turned into sharp claws, and her snow-white bare feet turned into monster-like claws.

Whoosh~

Ju Bao was so scared that he turned and jumped back to the roof.

Hiss~

The rest of the praying mantis screamed, slashing towards Ye Feiyue in the sky from all directions.

Each of these deformed praying mantises has a black level of lethality, and a pair of scythes are faster and sharper ~ www.readwn.com ~ cuts the void out of ears and screams.

"I don't know if the quantity is meaningless to our night family!"

Ye Feiyue's two wings flicked behind her back.

In an instant, the silver light shone on the dark sky, like a bright moon rising.

Phoo~

When the cold wind blows, countless blood clots fall to the ground.

Clear the field with one move.

"Gu Yan, I can't stand it anymore, do you follow~"

The voice was still lingering in the air, and the orange treasure cat shadow had disappeared, and Gu Yanzhen's story was deeply impressed.

"Count you running fast."

The canopy was closed again.

Ye Feiyue walked on her slender thighs, swimming with black stripes on her body, exuding a charm of enchantment, and walked towards the bound Gu Yan.

She wants the overlord to hold the bow!