I, Rakuko Uchiha, join the group chat

[Congratulations on joining the sand sculpture netizen exchange group, I wish you a happy chat. 】

Listening to the conversation that sounded in his head, Uchiha’s conscious body instinctively frowned, and a contemplative expression appeared on his face.

The place where he is now is the Pure Land.

In the Ninja World legend, after entering the Pure Land, the soul still has consciousness and can carry out activities. But this is actually all made up, and when you enter the pure land after death, you will directly fall into a deep sleep.

The same is true of Uchiha, but he is awakened by an inexplicable tone. The voice asked him if he wanted to join any chat group.

Curious, he agreed.

Then he was indoctrinated by a stream of information, which made him understand the functions and functions of this so-called chat group.

Connecting all worlds, the existence of different worlds converges. In this group, you can upload your own abilities and memories to earn points, and you can also buy other people’s abilities and memories through points….

All kinds of magic, simply beyond his imagination.

If there is a god in the world, then the existence that created this chat group is definitely the real god. Even far beyond the Six Dao Immortals.

After all, even the legendary Six Dao Immortals can only toss in the Ninja Realm.

Uchiha took a breath and looked around. One by one, the soul consciousness bodies floated in the pure land space, like fireflies flickering in the night sky.

The other conscious beings had their eyes closed, only his eyes open.

I tried to move my conscious body, but found that I was bound by an invisible force and could not move at all.

Boring.

Uchiha thought so inwardly, gave up the struggle, and turned his gaze to the group chat. He began to try to send out the message as prompted by the previous system.

Small padded jacket between columns: ?

Poisonous tongue old fat: The newcomer spoke, @沙雕群主.

Sand sculpture group owner: I saw it, no need to remind me.

Poisonous tongue old fat: You’re not going to say something, aren’t you?

Sand sculpture group owner: Ahem, welcome newcomers. Since you are here, then everyone is their own. But first of all, according to the practice of this group, let’s introduce yourself.

The little padded jacket between the columns: introduce yourself?

Sand Sculpture Group Owner: Yes, this will allow you to integrate into our cluster faster. The format of the introduction is also very simple, just briefly summarize yourself. Name, age, occupation, hobbies, whether you have a spouse, and your orientation.

Poisonous tongue old fat:? Orientation?

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Shiyu-chan, do you have anything to add?

Poisonous tongue old fat: No, nothing.

She originally thought about whether it was a little too much to let people introduce their orientation, but suddenly she became interested. How would this Uchiha answer, is his orientation male or female?

Shiwa Kasumigaoka also knows that his personality is a bit bad. But, it’s really fun!

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: So rookie-chan, please start your show.

Hairspray man: Your Excellency, shouldn’t you add personal life goals to your self-introduction?

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Ahem, huh. I agree.

Hahahaha!

Wuyue in reality was almost laughing, he understood that Brother Ran also wanted to have fun.

What is Uchiha’s life goal, Brother Dye, who has long seen Hokage’s memory, must know ah! But at this time, let the family say it in the group, is this not a public execution?

Moreover, he deliberately changed the title of “Moon Lord” to “Your Excellency the Group Lord”, which was afraid that Uchiha would recognize the identity of Wuyue in reality. The black hand drips without leakage, which is worthy of blue dyeing!

Poisonous tongue old fat: I also agree, newcomer sauce, please start.

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I don’t know why, Uchiha felt a very subtle and peculiar atmosphere from between the lines of these people.

It can’t be considered malicious, it’s more like with some kind of inexplicable expectation. But he couldn’t understand a little, what was he looking forward to?

How strange!

Uchiha frowned, and began to think about replying: My name is Uchiha Ban, the specific age is not clear. Should the profession be a ninja? No special hobbies, just don’t like to be with stupid guys.

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Well, what else?

Poisonous tongue old fat: You only said the most basic, but not the important ones. Spouse, orientation, and life goals!

Weren’t they surprised by their names, which means they really weren’t from the ninja world?

Uchiha is very confident, if he is a person in the ninja world, he will definitely not have heard of his name as a ninja world Shura. But looking at the bland performance of these people, they obviously did not have any surprise at their names.

This made Uchiha think that these people were definitely not people in the ninja world. He didn’t expect that his screen name had already been exposed.

Small padded jacket between the columns: I don’t have a spouse and the orientation is normal! As for the goal of life, it is to make the world I live in forever peaceful!

Poisonous tongue old fat: What kind of answer is this, just use a normal orientation.

Shiwa Kasumigaoka was disappointed, feeling that he had not received an answer at all.

Small padded jacket between columns: ?

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Shiyu-chan means that what is normal in your eyes may not be normal in the eyes of others. So, please newcomer-chan or don’t play tricks and answer this question head-on. Is your orientation male or female?

The little padded jacket between the pillars: Is something wrong with you?

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Something is wrong? I don’t think so, it’s a normal exchange, Bansan.

The little padded jacket between the pillars: You call this normal communication?

Asking someone who has just met is a gesture of normal communication? Could it be that those exchanges in the ninja world were abnormal?

Hairspray man: We will be companions in the future. Then for whether this companion is qualified, it is natural to consider all aspects. So this is indeed normal communication, Mr. Madara .

Small padded jacket between the columns: ……

Uchiha didn’t know what to say. He thought what the hairsprayer said made sense, but it seemed strange.

Sand sculpture group leader: Just answer whether the orientation is male or female. With Bansan’s energy to make the world peaceful, shouldn’t it be embarrassing?

Uchiha didn’t hold back this violent temper suddenly, would he be embarrassed? Will he be shy? Non-existent, direct reply: female!

Sand Sculpture Group Leader: That’s not right, Bansan. The name between the pillars does not look like a woman.

Small padded jacket between columns: ??? Where did you guy hear this name, you’re from the ninja world?

Sand Sculpture Group Master: I swear in the name of my ancestor that I am not a person from the ninja world! Otherwise, my ancestor was beaten by a black tiger, and there was no Tintin!