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Chapter 369 The pattern is opened!

"American guys quit smoking after reading online novels?" This video also went viral on Douyin in China. There are a lot of plagiarism videos all over the world. YouTube bloggers repost domestic videos, and domestic video bloggers will also repost their videos. As a popular video in the past few days, they will naturally not let it go. So, after some editing, such a video appeared on domestic video platforms of all sizes. Those online novels that once made us stay up late and couldn't stop reading are now more alive in spoofs. "My lord, the princess has been exposed to the sun on the city wall for three days, and she still refuses to apologize!" "He cursed softly: "Shift"!" "I saw the old man in brocade clothes said: 'Help me kill her!' The apprentice heard it strangely behind the screen and thought: 'The old man is talking about her, not him. Could it be that this person who makes the six major sects feel like they are facing a great enemy is actually a woman?'" Various plots that make people crazy! Just when the routines of online novels are exhausted and seem to be declining, they quietly go abroad and conquer foreign readers one after another. In order to catch up with Chinese online novels, some people have no appetite for tea, some people don't want to eat, and some people even quit D!

This American guy who successfully quit D by indulging in Chinese online novels is named Kevin Cazad

It has to be said that the video makers nowadays are really hot. The copywriting, rhythm, and pictures are all very professional, which makes people unable to help but watch again and again.

From the underlying logic, this is actually a reflection of the progress of video production technology.

If it were a bunch of bland videos without nutrition and gimmicks, it is estimated that there would be no online writers who would watch Douyin every day until they lost their full attendance and then burst into tears. (Crying!)

The domestic audience is amazed at this kind of thing.

"I didn't expect that the burden of cultural output would fall on online literature."

"It's so funny! What's the point of quitting P? I've quit masturbation by reading novels! I haven't been criticized for 21 years."

"Hey, brother, a friendly reminder, there is no connection between being single and reading novels. Is it possible that you can't find a partner without reading novels?"

"." (Broken defense)

"Oh my god! I can't even access the Zhongshan International website. Do I need to climb over the firewall???"

"You guys are so stupid! No way? No way? No one can't use VPN? If you need it, send it to me privately, it's free!"

- Reply: "Dad!"

- Reply: "I'm a freeloader, give me one."

A group of people started looking for tools to see the content of Zhongshan International. After all, this website is built on a foreign IP and cannot be directly connected to the domestic Internet.

"I'm dying of laughter! You guys are a bunch of foreign worshippers, foreign farts are all good! If you like foreign countries so much, why don't you immigrate there?"

--Reply: "???"

--Reply: "Where does this wisdom come from?"

--Reply: "Don't look at it, it's a private account, and it's a slutty 0 that everyone pokes."

There are always such people on the Internet, who will post some inexplicable and inappropriate opinions, and stiffly set the pace.

Seeing such remarks, it may even be a robot.

On Weibo, a blogger posted a request for help, the content is as follows:

"Ask a question, someone fell from 20 to 30 meters on the construction site, who is usually responsible?"

At this time, a female account on the first floor immediately replied: "Haha, there are too many scumbags."

The host: "?"

The host, with a question mark on his face, was confused, what the hell was going on!

Then he carefully observed his question and found a key word: 'Who is responsible'.

This obviously triggered the automatic punching key word of a female boxing account, and it started to fight!

Under his comment, a group of people were amazed.

"Keywords: boxing robot, right!"

"What modern boxing!"

"Modern AI boxer!"

It was a large-scale scene of watching the excitement. At this time, many people realized that sometimes the people who argued with you were not human at all!

Below, another person replied: "Fuck! I also have an AI robot that discredits Huawei. It makes me laugh! Look at this # link."

It was a news from Guancha.com: "At the end of last year, in Tianjin City, the defendant Chen Mouhua unloaded the goods and put them into storage as soon as possible."

The first floor comment: "Haha, Huawei's mobile phone is too bad. It broke after half a year. I will definitely not choose this brand next time."

The keyword was triggered again!

"The defendant Chen Mouhua/unloaded the goods and put them into storage as soon as possible. Awesome, the small benches in the front row are melon seeds and popcorn, everyone watch the robot in an orderly manner!"

The Internet is too deep for ordinary people to grasp!

Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with this wave of cultural output, and no one can say a word of no!

This kind of thing that greatly enhances the pride of national culture was widely forwarded after it became popular on domestic video platforms.

Poor Kevin, he became popular abroad and became an ambassador for quitting drug addiction. Now he is even more popular in China.

For a while, many netizens knew about Zhongshan Novels, a magical website that promoted Chinese online literature to the world.

"The pattern! The pattern has been opened!"

"I admit that I spoke a little loudly before. From now on, I will be a loyal paying user of your website. For no other reason, in the past, during the Opium War, foreigners opened our door with tobacco. Now I beg you to open their cultural door with online literature! For this little money, I will translate one more chapter of your novel for you!"

"This is what domestic online writers should do. Stop raising a son-in-law like a dragon king every day. I'm tired of watching the ads! Can you make some progress! Learn from Zhongshan International and harvest foreigners' money."

"I love it, I love it. Zhongshan Novels is quite good. I've been reading it for two months. I basically didn't spend much money. I just watched a few ads. Everyone, go and have sex for free!"

As a website that takes online writing beyond borders, Zhongshan Novel is also popular in China!

The pride of national culture took over at this time!

We watch Korean dramas, Hollywood blockbusters, and RB cartoons every day. Why can’t people in the world see Chinese culture?

We have a history of five thousand years and are the only country in the world that has never stopped cultural inheritance!

Speaking of culture, no country in the world can have as profound a culture as China!

So why can't we export culture?

Let our culture occupy the streets and alleys of the United States and worship today's Chinese culture just like we worshiped Bruce Lee. How cool!

This is what Zhongshan Novels does!

How can it not make people’s hearts swell?

On that day, Zhongshan Novel became a hot search topic in China along with Kevin, the guy who sucks sex, and the number of new registered users reached 5 million that day!

The fire is a mess!

The influx of a large amount of traffic caused Zhongshan Novel's backend, which had always been running smoothly, to experience lags.

This traffic is really scary!

Everyone in the online literature department was shocked!

They originally thought that it was unbelievable that the foreign news became popular once, and it could be said that God had given them a meal, but this wave of news in China was even more unexpected!

The benefits brought to them are far higher than those abroad!

Everyone in the online literature department looked at each other, and there was only one word in their minds: Big money!

Niu Zi shouted: "Let's go and tell Mr. Pu this good news!"

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