I really want to hit the street

Time is moving slowly, and the Internet is turbulent.

A week later.

Xiaoyu, a beautiful white-collar worker.

When I was browsing the latest game recommendations on Douyin, I discovered a strange Metaverse game called: DYChat.

VR online chat room.

It's interesting to listen to the introduction.

She happened to have a new set of VR equipment given by her previous licking dog, so she took it with her and cut cubes a few times.

The reason is because she was using Douyin and saw someone wearing VR glasses cutting squares and said, "So handsome, I like it so much!"

Then the next day, Liigou delivered a large bag of things to her downstairs.

Xiaoyu happily accepted and rewarded Lickdog with a dinner and a movie. During the process, he said a few ambiguous words, and Lickdog Niuzi raised his head for a long time.

One sentence in the evening. I have to go home on time, and my mother won’t let me play too late. That’s it.

Liangou also kept praising her as a good girl.

Of course he didn't know that he had two more bar games to play in the evening, but it was open and he couldn't bring innocent licking dogs there.

There is no way, the little licking dog is easy to deceive.

But recently, Xiaoyu feels that life is a bit boring.

The men she chats with every day are only thinking about that little thing about her crotch.

I responded to an old saying: If you are not beautiful, I can chat with you about quantum mechanics, but if you are good-looking, I just want to sleep with you.

Xiaoyu is a very good-looking girl, and all the boys around her want to sleep with her.

Although she was comfortable with this kind of social interaction, she was a little bored and lost the pure feeling of chatting. The same was true in the game. When she played League of Legends, every time she opened the mic with others, she would change from 4 teammates to 4 licks. dog.

After a round, four messages:

"Whenever you usually go online, I will come too and take you with me to play games next time."

"Are you a CP? I'm Yasuo Rogue 6!"

"Sister, your voice sounds nice. If possible, could you add me on WeChat? It's okay if it's inconvenient. You don't have to consider my feelings."

"What skin do you like? Tell me and I will give it to you. From now on, when we play together every day, I will give you a skin every day."

Compared to reality, the degree of licking by the boys in the game is outrageous!

Price gouging happens every day!

Xiaoyu was numb from being licked, and she was bored playing games.

So, when she came across a new game called DYChat recommended by a game blogger on Douyin, she felt that there might be some normal people in this strange social chat space.

She is not a female boxer. On the contrary, she feels that the lives of boys today are too humble.

After downloading, enter the game.

Choosing a two-dimensional little sister model, she entered the first chat room on the list: the initial space.

There are all newbies here, and there is system guidance, so they can get a little familiar with the basic operations.

"Well, although the pixels of the picture are not high, the two-dimensional painting style is quite good and quite comfortable."

After all, it is an official picture.

Then, before she could get used to the operation, everything suddenly went dark.

A large penguin stood in front of her.

An English name above the head: Kitto

"Mud bugs dig at coins?"

"Mud bugs dig at coins?"

"Mud bugs dig at coins?"

"Insect dig coins, insect dig coins, insect dig coins all!"

Xiaoyu: "?"

This half-baked Mandarin confused people for a moment.

"What is a bug coin?"

Seeing that she didn't answer immediately, Penguin took out an AK47 from behind and fired into the sky, hitting gold coins one by one.

"Pick coins! Give me money! Give me money! Money!"

The penguin circled around her, muttering these words over and over again.

Xiaoyu looked at the image, the gold coins, and the thick translation accent and finally figured out what he was talking about.

"You're asking me if I want to recharge Q coins, right?"

"Yeyeye! Insects dig coins!"

"Uh, shall I recharge?" Xiaoyu said with a black line on her face. At the beginning, she was blocked by a foreign penguin and asked to recharge Q coins. It was a bit abstract.

Moreover, she has not heard that this game can be recharged with Q coins, and it is not a game owned by Penguin.

She casually used the "coin throwing" special effect that comes with the game and threw out a bunch of banknote models.

After the big penguin saw it, he cheered and left, raising his gun to find the next newcomer.

The entire novice guidance space has been filled with lame sentences:

"Mud bugs dig at coins?"

Moreover, while she was watching, several foreign penguins came from nowhere and chased people everywhere to charge Q coins.

"What is this. A ghost game."

She got a little familiar with the operation, which was very simple, and then exited the guidance hall and found a room that looked a little more normal: the witch's backyard.

"It sounds like a two-dimensional gathering place."

After entering, the yard was full of people and there were all kinds of noises, as if we were in a park.

As soon as she entered, a little bear came running over: "I am Otong! I am Otong!"

Still broken Chinese.

Xiaoyu: "."

Fallen into a gay den?

Seeing that she was silent, Little Bear continued to wave his hands and asked, "Are you Otong? I am Otong!"

Xiaoyu: "I'm not Nan Tong, can you stay away from me?"

The little bear seemed a little surprised and immediately asked in English: "Do you speak English?"

Xiaoyu: "I know a little bit."

"What did I mean by what I just said?"

"You're gay."

Little Bear: "."

He covered his face: "Oh my god! Fuck!"

"A Chinese guy just told me that this is the way to greet new friends. I've told no less than 10 Chinese guys. Fuck! I said why can't I make friends all morning!"

Xiaoyu had a dark look on her face.

If you tell people everywhere that you are a male Tong, it will be strange if you can make friends!

wrong!

If you can make friends, it will be even weirder!

"It's okay. Don't say this anymore. When you see people, say 'Hello~' (Chinese)"

After teaching the foreign bear several times, she finally corrected his way of greeting.

Little Bear was very grateful and said in another Chinese sentence he knew: "Thank you so much!"

Xiaoyu: "."

"Thank you so much, you're so fucking awesome!"

Xiaoyu: "."

She covered her face and immediately understood: "This is what your Chinese friends taught you, right?"

Little Bear said in English: "Is there a problem with this sentence?"

Xiaoyu patted it on the shoulder: "Stay away from your Chinese friends."

What are you learning!

These people who teach foreigners are so heartless!

She walked a few steps in the room, and many foreign two-dimensional people (animals/plants) with half-baked Chinese skills came over and enthusiastically showed off the Chinese they had learned.

"Hello, I'm Sand Dollar, are you a dog?"

Xiaoyu: ".I'm not."

"That's what dogs say."

"Single dog cowbee!"

The entire chat room is filled with all kinds of half-baked Chinese quintessence, which is very abstract.

Xiaoyu sighed: "What exactly have you exported to foreign culture?"

"Stay away from your Chinese friends!"

Then a smile appeared on her lips, which was accurately captured by the VR device and reflected on her VR model.

A little girl next to her jumped up happily after seeing her and asked in English: "Hello, I am Hina, Korean. Can you teach me Chinese? I want to play with my Chinese friends."

The corners of Xiaoyu's lips curled up slightly: "Okay, follow me. I'm a smart little girl."

"I'm~de~jin~xin~xiao~men'er~"

At this time, a lit statue nearby moved its opening slightly and pointed it at Xiaoyu and Hina.

In a cheap rental house in Kyoto, an older young man was eating instant noodles and looking at the material recorded on the computer, his eyes shining.

"This time, I will definitely be popular!"

This is a "daytime" update, there will be more in the early hours of the morning