I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Mr. Carios, your collar is crooked."

"Oh, hey, thanks. I know it's gonna be late today, but don't cry if you miss me."

"Yes, I will wait for your favorite simmer full of eggs. Be careful of your injuries."

"It's hard to leave you, I'm going to rip myself apart... but this is also my job. Sorry."

"Yeah, I don't want to leave you either. But I don't want to interrupt your work. Swallow the tears..."

Would you please stop? Every day, every day, a couple of colours flirt in front of a vending machine.

My partner Golls is tired of putting his hand on his forehead. The two of us are often the gatekeepers, so I guess they're asking me to extend my love story. Poor thing.

"Mr. Munami, it's a beautiful day, too. The sun is getting warmer these days and it's a great day to walk."

"Right. Is everything okay with the store today?

Here comes another set of troubles. This is Munami, the self-proclaimed billboard daughter of a young merchant and a lodger. This one hasn't developed as far as lovers are concerned, but Munami seems to be speaking as a friend, not in the tone of dealing with customers, so we're getting along pretty well compared to before.

And we're all set. Why, we start chatting in front of me. Ha, I wonder if the temperatures have gotten higher lately and I'm starting to feel the coming of spring, the fact that spring is full of people.

Spring. Even if it is soothing. It's time for hunters to operate. Yes, of Ramis' promise to participate in an expedition with the Fools' Bizarre -.

"Hackon, how's it going?

"Whoa, looks like the sale is going well today. Today it was cold and cuddly."

Rumor has it, I don't know. Ramis and Hulumi came.

Looks like the couples went somewhere sometime. We're good friends, but really, I want you to do it elsewhere. This one has no life, so there is no connection to romance.

Nothing, I'm not jealous. Next time I'll congratulate them on their friendship and give them a warm carbonated drink.

"Hackon, we're leaving tomorrow, but are you okay?

"Welcome"

I've known this for a long time, so there's no reason to say no now.

I can't stop worrying, but she wants to be strong. Me and her are like one heart. The only thing missing is making up for each other.

Well, I tried to talk about it, but I'm less overwhelming. I don't know because I don't have legs or hands. I always take care of you.

"Well, was it from tomorrow? You said you were going to accompany the Fool's Odd Regiment."

"That's right, Hulumi. Well, I'm sure he's going to find out what's going on."

"The Magic of the Moose. One of the three forces that live in the Lake Hierarchy of the Fresh Stream."

Hulumi is right, the demons that inhabit this hierarchy are divided into three main types. Frog Humanity Frog Man Demon. Snake Twin Demons who attacked the settlement. And a crocodile human, not a two-legged Lizardman, a crocodile demon.

Apparently, it's a hierarchy inhabited by frogs, snakes and crocodiles. Where the frog and snake came out, I remembered the trifle when I found out there was another kind, and if I imagined it was a lame whale, I was a crocodile.

If I think about it, it's a wetland zone, so it's weirder to have Namekuji.

"Since I defeated the Frogman Demon and the Snake Twin Demons, it seems like there are too many of them. He said the crusade was second to none, and he was going to find out how threatening it was."

Two of the three major threats were badly damaged, so if you're looking at crocodile habitats here and they seem to be increasing too much, they're planning to form a crusade.

There is an ecosystem in the hierarchy, and it is classic that some kind of anomaly occurs when you collapse it without darkness, and they say the catastrophe three years ago is also the result of the disequilibrium of the demons' forces.

"You're sure it's troublesome if we don't find out within the moment. I'm talking about the King Frogman demon showing up and even the giant Snake Twin Demons. Maybe there's some kind of anomaly going on in this hierarchy... Ramisu, if that sounds bad, retreat."

"Yeah. I'll run away with Hackon when it's dangerous. Hey."

"Welcome"

Always remember to be vigilant during your expedition so that you can put your boundaries up at any time.

Normally, I may need a lot of preparation, but I have nothing in particular to do. Enough to look into new products so that they can be released according to the situation on the spot? Oh, do you want to wholesale the ingredients to the store?

And let's sell drinks cheaply to temporary stores in Munami. We'll be away from the settlement for a while, so we need to make sure our regular guests can replenish it.

It seemed clear during the settlement that the Fools' Odd Regiment and we were going on an expedition, and many of our guests showed up late at night today and bought them away.

The next morning, next to me, Ramis and Hulumi are having breakfast.

I know Ramis is wearing leather armor and boots in preparation for his expedition, but other than that, he's about to hang a small bag on his hips. And about the carrier to carry me.

The food is fine because I have it, and the lights are fine if I illuminate it. If you stay close to me when you go to bed, the thermal insulation seems to work, and the cold and heat can be relieved, so the proper temperature is maintained. You can serve a bath towel if you want.

When that happens, do you hardly need tools? Besides, you carry me, so you can't have a big bag either way. They say the minimal tools you need are provided by the Fools' Bizarre Regiment, so don't worry so much.

"Oops. Rummis, Hackon. Are you ready?"

What emerged with his voice was a disgusting man wearing a trademark tengalon hat obliquely and accumulating an inertial beard, Captain Kelli Oil. Next door is also Mr. Filmina, the blue-haired deputy commander.

"Good morning, everyone. If there's no problem, we'll have a loaded hog waiting at the gate."

"Yes. I'm fine. Shall we go Hackon? Good."

He is carried lightly, as usual, and follows behind the captain and deputy captain. It's been a long time since you've been in the settlement all winter. Lately I felt more in a fantasy movie studio than in another world.

Few people were armed in the winter and many dressed in rustic attire, so occasionally I almost forget that they are different worlds. Well, Chairman Bear and others with animal faces are rare, so they're drawn back to reality.

The beasts of this world are not just fancy beings like cat ears and tails, but animal faces as they are. The same goes for frog humans, but it seems common to have only managed to make animal skeletons look human.

"Living in walls is cramped, isn't it? Sometimes if you don't go outside and breathe, you're gonna rot."

"Welcome"

And I replied, what the heck, but I just noticed Hulumi walking in line next door. Will you drop me off?

"That's the hog truck owned by the Bizarre Regiment."

In the direction Filmina points to, there is a loaded hog car pulled by a huge one Unas. Parking a little further from the gate, there were Carios and Golls nearby, chatting with the club-like hunters.

"Whoa, Ramis, Hackon. Go easy on me. Oh, wait a minute. I'll make some refills."

"I'll buy it, too."

I don't think we'll see each other for a while, so I'd recommend buying out.

She bought a lot of them, so when I gave her a slight chance, she was only hitting the slot with a hit. I haven't had a rear appeal lately.

"Oh, you brought the captain. Mr. Ramis, Mr. Hackon, nice to meet you."

"Whoa, two...... one and one? Welcome, welcome."

Nice to meet you.

This regiment seems to be an at-home relationship, with many people who seem to have an upward and downward relationship for once but are basically familiar with it. The faces accompanying the Fool's Odd Regiment are the Commander, the Deputy Commander, and the hunter-like woman who was during the Frog Human Crusade. And two good twins.

"All right, let's go. Now, get ready."

Captain Keri Oil kicks into the wheel so as to hasten the twins who were lenient on the front carriage. The twins turn to your seats, and the captain and deputy captain board the carrier.

"You can ride Ramis and Hackon, too."

"Yeah. We'll keep running like this! It's better for workouts. Besides, if I put Hackon down, I think Unas is hard."

Well, it weighs a few adults. It could be more burdensome than all riding.

I'll take your place.

That's what Hulumi, who should have worn to drop him off, jumped on the carrier. And, yeah, eh.

"What, Hulumi's coming too?

"Ouch. If it's going to be an ecological survey of monsters, you'd better have someone knowledgeable. I'm getting a request from Chairman Bear."

You kept your mouth shut just to surprise us? No, you didn't show a lot of bare hands worrying about us.

That's the name, but the arm is definite. The Fool's Bizarre Group will take his place as an escort, so I don't know what the other world with demons is, although I'm sure it's okay with Hulumi not having combat power.

I can protect you when you're beside me, but the main thing is to travel with Ramis, so the basics will be to have you hidden on the carrier.

Adventure... I didn't know I would be able to explore the labyrinth this way when I was reincarnated into another world as a vending machine and would normally just end my life as an iron box selling things.

Life - vending machine students, that's something you don't understand.

He watched the settlement moving away emotionally, rocked by the back of Ramis running at the same speed as the Loaded Pork Car.