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Chapter 76 The country slaps me in the face and abuses the scumbag (9
Let's turn back the clock a few days, to May 19, before the task force was established.
The canned comrade who has not yet been caught by the dragnet laid by the state machine has ended his life in the hospital. At this time, he had to pick up the house fighting script at home and start fighting against the best aunt.
This matter starts with the reason why Le Jing fainted.
Although the will of the world knocked out Le Jing, who was taking an exam, out of the need to maintain the plot, there are still basic rules to follow in order to knock him out.
The will of the world cannot directly knock you out or kill you just because it dislikes you. This would violate the internal algorithmic logic of the will of the world (or what is called the system program).
So the will of the world arranged a logical reason for Le Jing's fainting, that is, he suffered acute food poisoning from eating unripe beans brought by his aunt Xie Yan. He suddenly fainted in the examination room and was sent to the hospital by the teacher, thus missing the exam. The next exam will make Lejing's performance level consistent with the original plot setting.
In this regard, Ms. Xie Yan, a close relative, made a tearful speech to Xie's mother and neighbors: "I grew those beans myself, and I often eat them myself. They are juicy and tender. It's okay for me, an old woman, to eat them. Why?" What happened to a young man? Oh, it's all my fault. I wish I didn't give you that pot of beans. I've been cooking for most of my life, and now I can even fry beans. Not familiar yet…"
Before the neighbors said anything, Mother Xie's anger was gone and she started crying: "Sister, stop crying. Xiao Jing and I both know how you feel about us, and Xiao Jing won't blame you." "You didn't do this on purpose. It's just bad luck that we are in this situation." After that, she winked at Le Jing and said, "Quickly advise your aunt."
Le Jing realized for the first time what it meant to be speechless and choked. This is also the first time he has seen a person like Xie's mother.
If it was Le Jing's biological mother, Ms. Chen Mansi, she would probably be secretly planning how to kill her and dismember her body by now. Don't get me wrong, it's not that his mother wants to avenge him out of maternal love for him, it's purely because it can provide boring Ms. Chen Mansi with a reason to kill with confidence.
No wonder Xie's mother in the original novel was defrauded of all her family's wealth by her sister, and died in the end.
In response to this, System No. 77, who has been clamoring for Le Jing to abuse the scum and slap him in the face, gave a strange answer with a sudden change of style: [Host! I'll call the police for you! Arrest your aunt! Just ignore these things, your future is a sea of stars! You are the man who wants to help China cheat! ! 】
Le Jing raised his eyebrows, 'You don't want me to abuse the scumbag and slap him in the face to increase the ratings? ’
Before No. 77 could answer, the audience in the live broadcast room rushed to answer:
[Taking advantage of the situation: The ratings are nothing! ! ! People like you, the anchor, who have knowledge and ideas should build socialism! 】
[Yu Jingqiu: On the 77th, what was the country’s reaction after reading that letter? ? When will the country come looking for the anchor? ! ! 】
[Tranquilizer: I am too lazy to play with the light brain now. Now I stay in the live broadcast room every day, scratching my head and wondering when the anchor will be able to connect with the country, and then help the country cheat and rewrite the history of the world (little yellow chicken is looking forward to it) Rubbing hands on the ground)]
[Yue Yu: This is the first time I have seen an anchor who actively self-destructed after time travel and wanted to help the country cheat! ! Such an unexpected plot direction, me! good! happiness! joyous! 】
[Yes, one, no, Yiyi: I used to be a vulgar woman who loved to torture and slap people in the face, but now my ideological realm has been sublimated! Abusing a scumbag and slapping him in the face is not as good as cheating the country (thumbs up)]
[Luzi: From Xingbo, is this a new anchor who surrendered himself to the country? 666! 】
[Nono: I have gotten rid of the vulgar taste of beating scumbags in the face. Now I am a straight-blooded woman who only wants to watch the rise of great powers╮(╯▽╰)╭]
[Yiren Weilai: One person’s blood book begs the host to stop playing! Hand yourself over to the country as soon as possible! With the father of the country as your backer, cannon fodder like your aunt is nothing! 】
[I am self-enchanting and self-generated: Coming from the same star blog, doesn’t the anchor want to take advantage of the time traveler to cheat the country? Why is the name of the live broadcast room so...emmmmm]
[Tianyuan: System, please remember to change the name of the live broadcast room. 】
[System prompt: System No. 77 has renamed the live broadcast room of "Cannon fodder counterattacks, tortures and slaps in the face" to "Traveling through **: I help the country cheat\
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