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Chapter 93: My Buddha’s Compassion (2)
For Le Jing, with these divine eyes, becoming a national master is just a piece of cake.
But you have to eat food in one bite, and you won't become fat if you eat one bite.
The top priority right now is to make money to fill his stomach first, and then get enough living expenses. Otherwise, he would starve to death and freeze to death before he could become a national master.
So now he has no choice but to make a guest appearance as a fortune teller.
People were coming and going on the street, and he just squinted his eyes for a few minutes before feeling dizzy and having throbbing pain in his brain.
No wonder the original body is stupid.
He rubbed his temples and glanced at the street. Not bothering to look further, he randomly picked a passerby who was walking towards him, preparing to call him when he approached.
He has already thought out the lines, and the general idea is that if you have a dark appearance in your hall, you may be in trouble in the near future. If you want to turn bad luck into good luck, just listen to my words.
However, plans cannot keep up with changes.
Just before Le Jing opened his mouth, a passerby turned around and stopped in front of an old man setting up a stall on the opposite side of the road.
The old man was wearing a dark gray Taoist uniform, his eyes were closed tightly, and a white hanging flag was fluttering in the wind. On it was written "One hexagram solves a thousand worries" with five large splash-ink characters of flying dragons and phoenixes.
Le Jing narrowed his eyes and then frowned deeply.
For some reason, he couldn't see the cause and effect on this old man.
A passerby asked anxiously and angrily: "You said last time that my wife must have given birth to a boy, but yesterday my wife gave birth to a girl again! Are you trying to cheat money?!"
The old man's expression remained unchanged and he said calmly: "I hope my little brother will be careful. I have been in the industry for decades and my reputation is well-known. It is impossible to cheat money. What did I test for you last time?"
"The test you gave me was my horoscope."
"Tell me your horoscope again, and I'll do the math."
The passerby told him his horoscope again.
The old man pinched his hands, recited incantations, and tossed copper coins. Then he said in confusion, "That shouldn't be the case. No matter how I calculated it, you should have a son this year...Wait a minute and tell me your wife's birthday."
After listening to the passerby's answer, the old man pinched his hands in a decent manner, muttered something in his mouth, and picked up the tortoise shell on the side to measure the good and bad luck. It seemed quite capable of bluffing people.
After completing this set of procedures, the old man looked astonished, stroking his beard and sighed: "So that's what happened. I was negligent. I didn't expect it..."
A passer-by asked quickly: "What's wrong, Master? My mother-in-law has the wrong horoscope?"
The old man nodded his head in a subtle way, and first talked about a series of mysterious and mysterious theories, and finally made an enigmatic summary: "Your horoscope is Yin, and your wife's horoscope is Fire. Water and fire are difficult to tolerate, so naturally the child will have a hard time breathing. ”
The passerby was stunned for a few seconds, then slapped his thigh hard: "Smelly bitch, no wonder I can't give birth to a son. No matter how hard I work, what's the use if the land is not fertile? Master, do you think I can only divorce my wife and remarry?"
Le Jing:……
Was he watching a low-level trick?
Although he didn't know why he couldn't see the cause and effect of this fortune teller, he was sure that this old man was a charlatan.
Even if he didn't use his eyes to see the cause and effect of the passerby, Le Jing knew the reason why the passerby couldn't give birth to a son: it had nothing to do with his wife at all, it was purely his own problem. Biology has proven that the male determines whether a child is a boy or a girl. Because the woman only has X chromosomes, but the man has XY chromosomes, the sex of the fertilized egg is male only when the X chromosome and Y chromosome are combined. So it is not a question of whether the soil is fertile or not, but a question of seeds.
Although this man is vicious and stupid, Le Jing is not interested in meddling in his own affairs, and divorcing him is actually a good thing for his wife.
Lejing's current top priority is to earn money and get out of the current predicament.
He turned his attention to the streets and prepared to look for new candidates.
Four and a half-year-old children came jumping up and down, and they all stopped when they passed Lejing.
"Hey, idiot!"
"This fool is so stubborn. It's so cold that he didn't freeze to death."
"Zhang Ji, didn't your father say that the fool was beaten to death by him? Why is he still alive?"
"Is this idiot really that evil? I heard that your grandma was hit by a car, your brother fell into the water, and your father cut off his fingers while chopping meat. They were all cursed by him?"
The man they called Zhang Ji was a fat man with fat shoulders and a round waist. Hearing the questions from his friends one after another, his face became more and more gloomy, and his eyes towards Le Jing were filled with naked malice.
Le Jing stared at the group of children not far away who were pointing at him openly. They were chirping at him in a loud voice and did not shy away from him as the client.
Although the fool was stupid and most of his memories were vague, his memories of these four children were particularly clear. Probably because they were beaten so many times that even fools remembered them.
These four people are usually the main force in bullying fools, and fools are their punching bag, and they often get beaten.
Zhang Ji smiled ferociously: "Isn't it a good thing that he's not dead? It's a good thing that we can have some fun."
The other three looked at each other and approached the fool with malicious smiles.
Zhang Ji took the lead and picked up a stone from the ground, shook it, aimed at the fool's forehead and threw it hard.
However, the expected scene of the fool's head being beaten and bleeding did not appear. To his surprise, the fool tilted his head and easily dodged the stone.
Surprised, he met the idiot's eyes of different colors. The color of his eyes was light, and the light was deep and cold. It contained a kind of thoughtful and calm thoughts that only appeared in normal people. He was completely different from his previous foolish and crazy appearance.
Is this still a idiot?
Is his madness cured?
"Zhang Ji, are you not full? Can you do it? You can't hit me even at such a close distance. Hahaha."
Being laughed at by his companions, Zhang Ji also got angry. He strode to the idiot with great momentum and said with malicious sarcasm: "Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days. You are so brave and you can hide."
He raised his foot and kicked Le Jing.
Le Jing had already stood up and started to guard against his actions, so at this time, he tilted his body and easily avoided Zhang Ji's attack again.
Zhang Ji was extremely angry after being dodged twice in a row. His eyes were red and he was breathing heavily. He said word by word: "You are looking for death."
If it was before, the fool would have been trembling with fear, but today, I don't know what medicine this fool took wrong. Facing the furious Zhang Ji, he actually smiled and calmly said: "I don't know when I will die, but I know that one of you is going to die."
Wow, this is a rare thing, the fool can actually speak. But after listening to the content of the fool's words, several naughty children were happy.
"Hahaha, this lunatic is talking nonsense again."
"This is the first time I've heard a fool talk so fluently. Did he get his stutter cured by being beaten?"
"Hehe, then tell me who will die between us, haha."
Immediately, a skinny guy pulled the man's sleeve with an ugly expression, "Don't talk nonsense, this lunatic is really weird, have you forgotten what happened to Zhang Ji's family after he cursed them?"
The man whose sleeve was pulled had pockmarks on his face, and he smiled disdainfully, "Come on, you think too highly of this idiot, don't you? If this idiot really has this ability, can he still beg on the side of the road?"
"You don't believe it?" Le Jing crossed his arms and leaned against the wall lazily, looking at Zhang Ji and his friends with a half-smile, and raised his chin and said slowly, " The skinny guy over there, you live in Qinghe Lane. When you were young, you had nightmares every night. Your family specially asked someone to tell your fortune and asked you to recognize the big locust tree in front of your house as your godfather so that you can sleep peacefully. "
The skinny guy looked at Le Jing in doubt: "? ? ? ? Our family has never told anyone about this, how do you know?"
"Yeah...how did I know?" Le Jing smiled and said: "The short and fat guy behind you, when you were five years old, you accidentally sat in the brazier, and now you still have scars on your butt. When you were ten years old, you accidentally entered a spider nest in the cave and were crawling with spiders. Since then, you have been afraid of spiders. "
"Who are you saying is the short and fat guy? !" The short and fat guy reacted a beat slower: "Fuck, how did you know?" He had been hiding his fear of spiders very well, even his parents didn't know!
Le Jing tilted his head and asked with a smile: "Guess how I know?"
The short and fat man asked tremblingly: "Could it be that you can tell fortunes?"
The fool blinked his eyes, clapped his hands slowly, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, you got it right."
No one dared to laugh at the fool for talking nonsense now. Even the pockmarked face who had just spoken out swallowed his saliva and looked at the fool who was standing against the wall but smiling without saying a word with a suspicious look.
His hair was disheveled and his face was dark and black, like black coal, but only the pair of glass-colored eyes were shining, flashing a strange color in the sun.
The fool is different from before!
Everyone realized this vaguely. Although the person is still the same person, the aura has changed.
Although the person in front of them is thin, small, and dirty, they are strangely afraid to bully him.
Seeing that he successfully subdued these naughty children, Le Jing also breathed a sigh of relief. He was now hungry and injured. The malnourished little fool was simply a food delivery to these four strong and strong naughty kids. He had no power to fight at all.
And... he didn't need to fight back personally...
Le Jing's eyes slid across the faces of the four ignorant naughty kids, and the smile in his eyes deepened.
Fate has already marked the price of everything.
However, the three naughty kids were frightened, and Zhang Ji, who thought he was the leader of the small group, was not so easily scared away. He looked at the three soft eggs with contempt and sneered: "Are you stupid? He is just pretending to be a ghost. What he just said may have been heard from somewhere. Do you really think he is a fortune teller? This madman used to say some crazy words before. If you really believe it, you are stupid... And we have dealt with him so many times before, why didn't he tell fortunes at that time?"
When the three heard it, they hesitated. Zhang Ji immediately continued to work hard. He raised his head and said arrogantly to Le Jing said: "Didn't you say you can tell fortunes? Then help me tell my future."
Le Jing glanced at the increasingly dead look on his face, then glanced behind him, his smile deepened, and he shook his head: "I can't tell your future."
Zhang Ji seemed to have found some evidence when he heard this, and his expression was even more smug. He put his hands on his waist and said to his friends: "You see, he really can't tell, so he is a little liar. Let's not talk nonsense to him. If we don't teach him a lesson, he will think we are afraid of him!" At that moment, his three younger brothers were ready to make a move.
Le Jing's expression remained unchanged, and he said with a smile: "I'm sorry, you misunderstood. I said I can't calculate your future because you have no future." He pointed at Zhang Ji with gleaming eyes and a charming smile. Behind him, "Look, you are going to die soon..."
A low roar came from behind, and Zhang Ji subconsciously turned his head to look, and then his expression completely froze.
A wolfdog with red eyes and salivation was staring at Zhang Ji eagerly.
The soft voice of the fool came from behind: "This mad dog was your enemy in the previous life. In this life, the entrusted person turned into a mad dog and came to seek your life."
As if in response to the fool's words, the mad dog opened its mouth, let out an angry roar, kicked off its hind legs and rushed towards Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji's face turned pale, and he forced out an inhuman scream from his throat. He ran away, with the mad dog chasing after him. When he ran past the fortune-telling stall, the mad dog turned around and turned over the fortune-telling stall. Well, the passerby who was telling the fortune was so frightened that he cried for his father and mother and fell down on his buttocks. He was so disgraced and embarrassed. The fortune teller maintained his balance as light as a swallow, his clothes were fluttering and not stained by dust, and he looked like a master.
Everywhere a person and a dog go, cars and horses turn upside down, and chickens and dogs become restless.
"Help!"
"Everyone, come and save me!"
Zhang Ji's voice was hoarse when he screamed, and no one dared to beat the mad dog.
Le Jing looked at the trio of younger brothers who were stunned but stopped, and asked coolly: "Aren't you going to help?"
"Nonsense! That's a mad dog! Anyone bitten by it will go crazy to death!" Chubby Dun blurted out. After finishing speaking, he realized who he was replying to, and looked at Le Jing as if he was about to cry. He shook his body and said tremblingly: "Well, can you really predict the past and the future?"
The pockmarked face was already somewhat convinced, but he couldn't believe it. He said to himself as if hypnotized: "No, he can't be so accurate. It must be because he saw the mad dog first, so he said it casually. Isn't that right?" Maybe he figured it out. If he could figure it out, wouldn't he be a living god? "
Le Banxian Jing pointed to Zhang Ji who was crying and walking in circles on the street with the mad dog not far away, and said calmly: "Don't worry, that mad dog can't bite Zhang Ji to death."
Although Pockmarked said he didn't believe the fool's calculations, when he heard what the fool said, he couldn't help but believe it. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the fool gasped and said, "Because he is avoiding a mad dog." In the process, the horse under his father's seat was frightened, and his head was crushed by the horse's hoof, so he was kicked to death by the horse. "
The boy's glazed eyes were transparent in the sunlight, his gaze was long, and his tone was firm as if he was talking about what had happened.
And that is indeed the future that is destined to happen.
Almost as soon as the fool finished speaking, Butcher Zhang appeared on horseback at the other end of the road.
Zhang Ji's eyes lit up when he saw his father, and he rolled on the ground in excitement and rushed towards Butcher Zhang, "Dad, save me, save me quickly!"
Butcher Zhang was startled when he saw Zhang Ji suddenly rushing up from the side. He quickly tightened the reins, trying to stop the fast horse underneath him.
But it's still a step too late.
The horse was frightened, raised its hooves high, and kicked Zhang Ji's head hard. Zhang Ji's body flew out, and then landed heavily on the ground. Blood flowed from his head into a river, and even white brains flowed out.
Butcher Zhang's eyes widened with tears in his eyes, and he roared: "Ji'er!!!"
The three young men who had witnessed the whole process were stunned for a few seconds, and they involuntarily turned around with great movements to look at Le Jing, who had sat down calmly. Their eyes almost popped out, and their eyes were so horrified that they seemed to be watching. What kind of monster is this?
Le Jing casually crossed his legs and supported his chin with one hand. With a gentle smile on his face that frightened them all, he continued unhurriedly: "Next, the mad dog will bite Butcher Zhang's shoulder. Although Butcher Zhang finally The mad dog was killed, but a week later, Butcher Zhang got mad and died quickly, so it should be said that Butcher Zhang was bitten to death by the mad dog."
The three of them looked back towards the street stiffly like rusty robots. They saw Butcher Zhang rolling down from his horse and staggering toward Zhang Ji's body.
The mad dog with red eyes pounced from behind him, opened its big mouth, and the dark yellow canines dug into his shoulders. Butcher Zhang let out a miserable cry, and the mad dog kept tearing and rolling on the ground, and fell into a tragic situation with his bare hands. A bloody fight.
Probably the pain of losing his son gave him infinite strength. In the end, he strangled the mad dog to death and won the final victory.
Then the scarred man crawled beside his son's body and howled like a trapped animal.
The boy sitting cross-legged not far away looked on with cold eyes, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his voice was neither sad nor joyful. He was like a Buddha on a high rosette, giving absolutely fair judgment to all living beings: "Butcher Zhang burned, killed, robbed, and committed all kinds of evil on the battlefield. , raped 57 women and children, and killed 18 children. Now it is considered retribution on his family - of course his family is not innocent. "
The three naughty children were silent, their eyes filled with awe instead of fear.
At this point, they no longer know whether the fool is talking about the future he calculated, or whether the fool is talking about... a future that is destined to come true.
With a plop, Mazi's knees softened first and he knelt down directly to Le Jing. Then the little thin man and the short and fat man also knelt down to Le Jing one after another as if they were waking up from a dream.
"Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I won't dare anymore!"
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I will never bully you again, I can give you all my New Year’s money!”
“I don’t want to die, I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me this time, I will kowtow to you, okay?”
Le Jing had seen the cause and effect of these people before, the three of them were not vicious villains in their past lives, and they had not killed anyone. The three of them were the kind of small hooligans who kept committing small evils, but never committed big evils, so there was no disaster that endangered their lives. At most, they were a little unlucky and poor in this life, but it would not affect the next life.
"...How much New Year's money can you give me at most?"
The skinny guy who was kowtowing was stunned for a moment, and said with tears in his eyes: "One tael?"
Le Jing stretched out his hand to him: "Give me the money, I promise you won't die in a short time."
"...Short time?"
"Just forty or fifty years."
Hearing that he could live for another forty or fifty years, the skinny guy immediately smiled and hurriedly took out a silver coin from his pocket and stuffed it into Le Jing, as if he was afraid that Le Jing would regret it, and said forcefully: "We agreed, you are not allowed to regret it!"
The other two naughty kids also woke up from their dreams, one of them hurriedly said: "I don't have the money now, wait for me, I will go home and get my and my brother's New Year's money, you must wait for me!!"
The other one said readily: "I will give you my New Year's money too! Don't curse me."
Le Jing was in a good mood after successfully plundering the New Year's money of the three naughty kids. Although he didn't know the purchasing power of silver here now, three taels of silver would definitely be enough to eat, right? If it is not enough, then there is still the New Year's money for the short and fat man and his brother, right?
Le Jing ignored the farce of Zhang the butcher crying for his son on the street. He closed his eyes and rubbed his temples again.
He was already a man of firm determination, but now he just saw the blessings and misfortunes of several people in their past and present lives, and his brain was a little overwhelmed.
The fool's eyes are really terrifying.
After personal experience, Le Jing felt that these eyes could not be called predictive eyes, but should be called cause and effect eyes.
Cause and effect is a concept from Buddhism. Everything in the world has a cause and an effect. According to the Buddhist theory of reincarnation, what you sow is what you reap; good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil.
To give a simple example, some evil people began to claim to be "reformed" when they were old, and did a lot of good deeds. Their purpose was to atone for their sins and accumulate good deeds in order to reincarnate into a good family in the next life.
According to the logic of Buddhism, you suffer in this life because you have done too many evil deeds before, of course, this before also includes the previous life.
As long as Le Jing stares at a person for more than three seconds, some of the causes and effects of this person's past and present lives will automatically appear in front of his eyes.
For example, the passerby who wanted to have a son looked strong and healthy, but he would soon be haunted by the resentment of the baby girl who was drowned by his own hands, and his body would weaken rapidly, and finally be dragged into the water and drowned by the ghost baby.
Another example is the waiter who just delivered him food. He and his family did a lot of good deeds on weekdays, so they accumulated some good karma, and they will reap good results tomorrow - his distant uncle who was an official passed away, and left a will before his death to leave part of his inheritance to the waiter's family.
Although the fool's eyes are magical, they usually only see the small causes and effects that happen to people and things. For example, the big causes and effects that are related to the fate of the country, which the fool has seen once in his life, and he only saw the results this time, not the causes.
He only saw the bloody hell, and didn't know when the war broke out, nor did he know why the war started.
And most importantly, the fool's eyes can only see the causes and effects of others, but not his own causes and effects.
It can only be said that even with this pair of divine eyes, it does not mean that Le Jing has become an all-knowing living god.
"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to earn some hard work fees. I didn't expect to meet you here. If I disturbed you, please forgive me."
Le Jing opened his eyes in shock, and what caught his eye was the fortune-teller who was as light as a swallow. At this time, he was bowing to him stiffly, with a flattering smile on his face, and asked carefully: "Your great magical power really opened my eyes. I wonder which sect you are from?"
Le Jing: ? ? ? ? ?
Author has something to say:
Le Jing: ? ? ? ? ? ?
Author: [Hahahaha didn't expect it] This is not a fictional ancient time, but a low-level magic cultivation!
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