I Scored Myself A Mate

"No and no. I just. I just saw these two." He said with mumbled words. "No one seemed to look at them weirdly like they do with us. They were a perfectly normal couple. Normal" he mumbled with a sad expression.

"Allias..." Theseus called out but the elf didn't hear him. He kept mumbling on his own..

"I don't want you to be sad. I want everyone to respect you, see how great you are. You are all that I want. I just...I just...they were going to have a baby. I want a family too. Maybe one day." He said with a faint smile before he fell asleep. 

Theseus felt a sting on his chest like someone was piercing his heart with a needle. He caressed Allias' brunette locks, playing with them in his fingers and removed some from his eyes. He had a bittersweet smile on his face as he admired his lover. He knew it wasn't his fault. He knew how much Allias loved him, every day and every moment he was thinking of him, he had given his life to protect him but he couldn't stop thinking about it. A baby, a normal family. Those are things Theseus could never give him and even though the king denied them in his sobriety or acted like they were nothing, some things that are simply not for them, right now, drowsy by the sweet wine he expressed himself perfectly.

"What will I do with you?" Theseus wondered and laid on the bed, resting his head on Allias' chest, hearing his heartbeat. Rythmic like a luluby. He closed his eyes and took in a deep breath, wrapping his arms around him and sighed. Allias was so warm. So beautiful, so kind and he, he would always be flawed, in many ways. In ways he would never be able to fix. "After everything is over should I leave you? Give you the chance of a human life?" He wondered loudly and instantly regretted it. Tears swelled in his eyes. "Why am I so selfish, why? I love you but I can't leave you Allias. I'm sorry." He cried silently, sniffling on Allias' chest when he felt a palm land on the back of his head in a very strong slap.

"Theseus." Allias mumbled in his sleep. "Shut up and sleep. You will get bad skin if you don't sleep well and I will have to see your ugly face every day" he told the general and Theseus raised an eyebrow.

"You're not sleeping are you?" He asked him and Allias' chuckled.

"I tried but I have to hear you and your whining. Come here." He said and brought him in his embrace. He kissed the top of his head. "I don't want children of I can't raise them with you. You should know that." He mumbled and the general nodded. "Also about my plan. I know how we can blame Alice." He said and Theseus raised his head to look at him.

"How?" He asked.

"And don't ever let me hear about this nonsense. You really thought I would let you leave me? Ha! You're too funny today Theseus a comedian indeed. There is no way getting away from me I'm like a fucking plague." He said and Theseus chuckled. 

"Tell me about the plan." 

"Tell me you love me first." Allias told him and kissed his head again and again. "Say ittt."

"Are you still drunk?"

"Am I? I wonder."

"I am not wondering, I am actually sure my king." Theseus said.

"So what? Does that stop you of telling me how much you love me? Betrayal? I am quite sure this is it. Say you love me you filthy worm." Allias exclaimed and headbumbed him, making the general frown.

"Tell me about the plan Allias. I need to know too."

"Give and take jerkface." The king said with a bright smile.

"Are you going to swear more from now on or is that an attribute you gain when you're drunk? Was the wine so heavy?" Theseus wondered but realized that he had never finished his first glass to begin with so it never got refilled. "You were too excited to talk with the trolls and now this."

"Tell me you love me!" Allias shouted and jumped up. "Say it." He repeated and his hands landed on his stomach.

"Allias." Theseus called out his name in a warning tone. "Allias don't."

"Shit." The elf swore and gagged.

"Not on me! Not on me!" Theseus shouted and stood up from the bed with a disgusted expression. He took Allias, dragging him to one of the windows and pushed his head outside. "Bird here." He said but nothing came out.

"I'm fine. I am fine." Allias repeated and pushed back inside his head. He smiled at his lover who was still examining him with his eyes and hugged him. "I am fine so tell me that you love me." He said again. 

"Come on you need to lie down." He told him but Allias denied to move. He took a step back and stared at Theseus blankly for a second before he threw up on him. He took out everything, landing on the general's shirt. Theseus gasped and bit his lip, trying not to tell at him. Allias stared at the general's shirt then his pretty purple eyes and smiled.

"Oops." He said playfully. "Tell me that you love me." He said but didn't manage to hear it. The next minute he had dropped on the floor this time almost dropping dead. Theseus looked at Allias and then his shirt as he sighed loudly. 

"I love you, you idiot." He said with an angered expression and took off his shirt. He grabbed Allias, taking him in his arms and laid him on their bed. He wiped his lips and looked at him. "I love you so much that I can't be angry that you liked on me you idiot." He mumbled.