I Scored Myself A Mate

"So you're telling me that Allias, the king who was here just a few minutes ago is suddenly busy and all of you simply gathered right here by accident." Dionysus said. He was sitting on a chair at the throne room, his legs crossed while his chin was being supported by his fist. He was grinning, entertained by the three men in front of him. They were all standing, straight as a ruler with their arms behind their back, looking overly cautious, weighting their every answer. 

"Yes." Theseus said and a chuckle was heard. Apollo was looking at him, one of his blonde eyebrows raised as he tapped his fingers on the wooden table. 

"Don't make the Council send someone else. They are not as nice as us. Fetch the little wolf. He has to meet the council for an assessment." The god of light explained and Luke smiled.. 

"He ran away, you saw it with your own eyes. I have my people searching for him all over the place. Believe me soon we will find." The Alpha said. 

"Yes, so why don't you take some time to relax, enjoy the wedding, the feast. We will take care of everything. I wouldn't want my godfather to be having a bad time at my palace." Theseus told them. 

Dionysus shook his head, he pushed back some of the stray locks that fell on his forehead, showing his beautiful eyes as he stood up. He fixed his tunic, straightening the fabric and sighed. 

"Fine, fine, stop looking so stiff. I know they all ran away together. There is no reason to hide it for me. You all look so creepy with those smiles on your faces. Honestly I do not understand at all how I still haven't gotten fired from th Council. I've done everything. Broke every rule, I am even dating one of my coworkers, I helped you but still they just won't kick me out, these old geezers." Dionysus started complaining and the three men stared at him with wide eyes. 

"So you've been trying to get fired all along?" Asmodeus asked, his eyes landing on the god as if he was seeing an alien for the first time. 

"Yes! All of my brother and sisters get to hang out in Olympus while I, the god of literally partying has to stay in the Angelic capital where the headquarters are and endure all that shit about rules and the paperwork. One day all I had to do was sign papers, again and again and again. I don't care about your little wolf. Fuck it make him eat the whole council for what I care, just free me from this torture." 

"You're over reacting Dionysus." Apollo told him and the two gods looked at each other. 

"I am? Then why did you reject the job huh? The offer was passed down to everyone else before me but all of you said no! Even Hermes did." He cried and rubbed his face in irritation. 

"Of course he would refuse. He is the messenger of the gods how did you expect us to get shit done without him? Also, everyone refused because well, torturing you is fun" Apollo said with a cunning smile and Dionysus' eyes widened. 

"You're dead. Fucking dead." He screamed and grabbed the god from his collar, bringing him up. Apollo started laughing, his laughter a melodic sound, spreading beautifully in the room, echoing like a song. The three men were standing there, stunned by this whole situation. It was pretty obvious the gods were not really interested in their affairs but at the same time they were being forced to act. Theseus sighed as he slapped his palm on the table, wanting to have their attention. 

"Let's all calm the fuck down please. Listen. Just stay here. They will be back in a few days. Mark is planning to train Alexander so he can attend the assessment and show the Council that he is capable of living with his pack. Can't you simply pretend that you're looking for him? You're gods. You can't tell me that you will be leaving the Council do whatever they want with you." He said and raised his eyebrow. He was provoking them, hoping that their pride and ego would be hurt. Theseus did not get the reaction he was expecting though. Apollo and Dionysus stared at him for a second before both of them started laughing. 

"That is a very childish approach." Apollo commented. 

"You know we've been around for a while right? You can't provoke us that easily dear elf general." Dionysus added. "The truth is though that I don't enjoy in meddling in other people's affairs either. I would love to be with Suijin at the moment somewhere far away but guess what I was forced to be here. It's not the Council that is forcing us. Is keeping world order and a part of a pantheon we have to do it." 

"Well we could take a day or two to rest. How are the elf people?" 

"They are well." Theseus replied. 

"That's not what I mean. Are they good looking?" he asked and Theseus tilted his head to the side, blinking. "Would they be fond of me? I haven't taken a lover in a while." He mumbled. 

"Oh, yes yes! We can take you out."

"We can?" Asmodeus asked with a frown. 

"We can!" The elf general said between gritted teeth.  "The best taverns with the best people. Many people will be impressed by you."

"That doesn't sound so bad." Apollo said looking at Dionysus. The god rolled his eyes. 

"At this point I do not care. Just bring me some good wine."

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Honestly I can not spot wondering how a night out with these men would be. That is exactly why I will be writing it! I want a lighter mood for now. You know the calm before the storm so enjoy as long as it gets to last. XD Hope you had fun reading this chapter. Have a nice day!