Just when Su Yang was thinking that this fortune teller might have some ability, he heard him change the subject,"But……"
This familiar routine made him laugh.
It was exactly the same as in the TV series, there was always a twist at the critical moment.
"But what?"
Su Yang was very curious.
His reaction made the fortune teller stroke his beard proudly again. He shook his head mysteriously and suddenly said in a serious tone,"This happy event doesn't seem to be so good."
"The so-called harmony of yin and yang, the balance of heaven"
"Great joy will be followed by great sorrow!"
After hearing this, Su Yang was quite impressed.
He felt that this fortune teller was quite good. The system was indeed very good and gave him many useful skills.
However, the tasks he issued were...
Even dogs would shake their heads when they hear this.
No matter if he calculated it or guessed it.
Su Yang still thinks this fortune teller has something.
Su Yang agrees, but the netizens in the live broadcast room don't buy it, they even sneer at him.
"The rhetoric is still the same, nothing has changed"
"I also know these two tricks. If your face is rosy, I will also say that you have good news recently. If you look sad, it means that you have been unlucky recently."
"In one’s life, one will encounter good things and bad things. No one will always be lucky. If you want good things to keep happening, then give money. But if you want bad things to turn your luck around, then give money!"
"This is to control people's psychology. If the goal is not achieved, it means that there is not enough money."
"Damn, my studies are wasted, I have to start a side business!"
"The anchor is usually very cunning, could it be possible that he really believes this?"
"He believes in ghosts. Have you forgotten why he came here?"
"Hahahaha, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me"
"Master, why don't you resolve this for yourself first?"
"The thought of two fortune tellers confronting each other makes me roll around in bed like a maggot"
"Fight, fight!"
"......"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all there to watch the fun.
After listening, Su Yang asked,"Master, what do you mean by great sorrow?"
The system has been bound, and he really can't remember what else it is.
If it was yesterday, he would probably have believed it.
At that time, the system had not been bound, and if it was uninstalled because the task was not completed, it would not be a good thing.
But now this thing is like growing on him, and he can't get rid of it.
Then he really can't think of what bad things he can encounter.
It has to be said that at this time, the fortune teller fooled Su Yang.
The fortune teller did not directly answer Su Yang's question, but asked,"What specific aspects do you want to ask?"
Su Yang thought for a while,"Career."
He just wants to make money and do a career now, and he doesn't want anything else.
Hearing that it was a career, the fortune teller leaned in to observe Su Yang's nose.
After reading it, he pinched his fingers and frowned.
A few seconds later, he showed surprise on his face,"In physiognomy, the nose is the palace of wealth."
"Main career and wealth"
"Young man, you have a high, straight nose, not too exposed."
"Career and financial luck are both very good."
"You will definitely make a lot of money and rise to great heights in the future."
After a while of flattery, the fortune teller suddenly began to shake his head, looked up at Su Yang, and continued to shake his head.
This reaction made Su Yang feel uneasy.
When he was about to ask, he saw the fortune teller let out a long breath,"Young man, although your career luck is good, you have a great disaster in your life."
"This disaster may cause you to lose money at best, or even harm your parents' health at worst."
""Time! Fate!!!"
If Su Yang had some recognition of the fortune teller's ability before, at this moment, he was completely sure that the other party was talking nonsense.
Where did he get his parents?
Damn!
If there was no flaw here, he would have believed it.
But the fortune teller had no good intentions, so Su Yang just followed his words and continued to act.
"What should I do then?"
Su Yang's tone was a little anxious.
Seeing this, the fortune teller narrowed his eyes, shook his head again and again, and then said,"Young man, this is a big disaster."
"And my efforts to spy on the secrets of heaven are also too great.……"
He stopped talking halfway.
Su Yang understood immediately, he had to pay more!
"Master, you can say whatever you want."
He was a mature and sensible man, so he would not let the fortune teller's words fall on the ground.
Seeing Su Yang like this, the fortune teller slightly curled his lips, stroked his beard and continued to say slowly,"Forget it."
"Seeing that you are so sincere, Master, it doesn't matter if I spend some of my energy."
"Let me see where your fate lies."
Then he started to pinch her again.
"Young man, this disaster will happen around the age of 30. If you don't handle it well, that year will be a watershed for you."
"At the least, it will cause financial loss, at the worst, it will cause misfortune in your home, and in serious cases, it will affect your fate."
Another round of tug-of-war.
If Su Yang hadn't seen through it, he really couldn't bear it.
"Is it so serious?"
"Master, please teach me how to resolve this problem."
He acted like it was real.
Even the netizens in the live broadcast room could feel the urgency in his tone.
"Hahahaha, the anchor is showing off his acting skills again"
"If I hadn’t watched yesterday’s live broadcast, I would have believed it."
"It's over. My brain is broken. I was fooled by this fortune teller."
"There are too many fools in this world, and not enough liars."
"Download an anti-fraud app. I'm not kidding."
"If you believe this kind of talk, come here and I'll hit you with a hammer to wake you up. I'll make sure the force is just right to wake you up without hurting your brain."
"Didi is at your service"
"......"
Seeing Su Yang like this, the fortune teller knew that it was done.
He shook his head and said,"It is not difficult to resolve it. Just do the following three things."
"First, avoid pornography, gambling and drugs"
"Second, stay out of other people's business."
"Third, stay away from drinking buddies"
"As long as you do these three things, bad luck will stay away and your family will naturally prosper."
Although I know that the fortune teller is talking nonsense, these three points are indeed the foundation of life. As long as you do them, you will definitely be much smoother, not to mention getting rich.
"But……"
At this time, the fortune teller started to keep the secret again.
After a moment's silence, he said,"Although bad luck is far away, the situation of losing money has not been solved yet."
After saying that, a trace of worry appeared on the fortune teller's face again.
As if he had made some kind of decision, he slapped his thigh and said,"Forget it!"
"Since we are destined to be together, I will give you my only remaining piece of lucky charm paper."
"This talisman has been burned for 49 days in Tianshi Temple."
"Extremely effective"
"As long as you return this talisman, I will burn incense in the morning and evening."
"I can guarantee you a safe life!"
Give it to him for free?
Is there such a good thing?
While Su Yang was still fantasizing, he heard the voice of the fortune teller.
"I can give you the talisman paper, but you have to show some sincerity in offering incense money to the Tianshi Temple."
"In my opinion, 500 yuan is enough"
……
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