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——Watanabe can actually find that there is a problem with the dream?

Kazuma turned to look at Yuzao.

Tamamo: "For self-consciousness in dreams, Watanabe-kun has a strong heart."

Kazuma translated it myself: Watanabe-kun is a person with an entry.

Tamamo glared at Akani: "Go on, don't stop."

Akani bit his lip and continued: "Watanabe started to become nagging and went to see a psychiatrist.

"Nowadays, psychiatrists are very expensive, and Watanabe's family is obviously too stretched to offer him to Meiji University, so he still has to go.

"Then he worked harder to collect all kinds of mysterious products, ran all the shrines in Tokyo, and asked for all the amulets he could ask for. He even asked for the amulet that blessed the birth!"

Kazuma: "Maybe Watanabe just wants to experience childbirth? You see, if a man is immutable, one thing that he can't experience is childbirth."

——Wait, what am I doing? Others are going to talk, why should I interrupt her?

Kazuma covers his mouth.

——What the hell, Yamataro was also at that time. Although he is usually a person who likes to think and talk bullshit, it is too annoying, right?

Yuzao: "Don't care, this is a dream. In a dream, even a human with a powerful soul cannot completely suppress the self with self. Your self will naturally be revealed."

Kazuma: "Isn't I the lowest structure of human personality? I am essentially a heartless crosstalker?"

No, I don’t have an entry for a cross talk actor——

Kazuma is suddenly not sure, I do have entries full of comedic effects, such as the entry "Parkour like Jack Chen", from the main body of the entry to the description to the actual effect is very comedy.

Tamamo took a picture of Kazuma: "Don't be silly, the biggest difference between humans and animals is that they can suppress instincts with moral and cultural things.

"Your ego is the essence of your soul, and of course the influence of the id is everywhere."

Kazuma: "What about the superego? My word... soul, does not include the superego?"

Almost uttered the keyword "entry".

Yuzao: "That's what I think. The power displayed by a strong human being is the so-called superego."

Kazuma: "The superego is a power?"

"Almost... can it be roughly understood as the original force?"

Kazuma: "Isn't the force essence lightning?"

After talking about Kazuma, I know the bad things, because now in 1981, Star Wars has just filmed the Empire Strikes Back, and people will see the Force Lightning for the first time until the third Jedi Counterattack.

He glanced at Yuzao anxiously, calculating how round it would be, but Yuzao found no problem at all.

"The topic is far off," she said, "Anyway, your gag is not your fault, unless you are strong enough to be completely self-directed in your dreams in the future, otherwise your id will still leak out."

Kazuma: "That way is more... so it is."

He didn't know why he said the accent of the imperial army in the anti-Japanese drama in the first sentence.

So he hurriedly corrected his pronunciation and said the same thing again.

Ma yeah, dreams are so dangerous. If you accidentally say "Fuck" and "Nima" in Chinese, it won't be easy to explain.

After this episode, Kazuma looked at Akani again.

Akanishi saw Kazuma and Yuzao's attention turned to him again, and said:

"Because Watanabe read a lot of psychology books during that time, I also read a lot of books in order to have a topic with him... The self superego, is this Freud?

"Ina, Inari Daming God is so knowledgeable, or the knowledge of modern psychology...Are you really a god?"

Yuzao smiled and said, "You don't believe it? Then I will show it? In the past, I can extract the memory when your soul is complete without leaving any sequelae.

"Now, the mysterious decline, I can only extract the memory from the broken soul. So you must break your soul first, Kazuma!"

Kazuma didn't respond. He was waiting for Tamamo to show his supernatural power to overwhelm Akani, when he suddenly heard his name, a little confused.

"Uh, eh? Shall I bang?"

"Of course, you blast a little bit more brokenly, it's better to extract the memory."

Kazuma raised his hand to draw a knife, but hesitated in the middle, and looked at Yuzao: "I’m going to bang, will I not be able to fight? She will become a vegetable? Or let’s talk about it tomorrow, she and Everyone sleeps in our house together.

"She has become a vegetative for no reason. Even if the police come to investigate and confirm that we are innocent, other people will not think we are innocent."

Chixi shouted, "No! Don't do it!"

She curled up and put on a posture of self-protection.

It seems that Kazuma gave her a deep impression on her before.

Tamamo probably also considered that Kazuma had actually hurt her, and the threat of Kazuma would be more effective.

Akani maintained a curled up posture, holding his head in his hands, and continued to tell: "Watanabe seems to have mastered something after reading a lot of books on psychology, mysticism, and folklore.

"When I came to the activity room one day..."

"Wait a minute!" Kazuma once again used the interruption skills, "Is this one day in college or high school?"

Huh, it's not gag?

I really am a serious (future) police detective, not a cross talk actor.

Chixi: "It was college days. It was a day in June of the freshman year. I remember it was drizzling that day."

Yuzao: "May rain をあつめて早し Most Shangchuan (collecting the summer rains, gathering the most Shangchuan)."

"What are you doing?" Kazuma immediately complained, and patted Tamamo on the shoulder, "Don't just say haiku just because it's the rainy season!"

Sure enough, my id is a cross talk actor!

Nyima is praised.

Akani glared at the two of them: "You...Is it because I was playing with you too late tonight, and I was affected by you, and then I had hallucinations?"

Kazuma actually quite understands Akani's current thinking.

After all, all of my apprentices are keen to turn dialogues into comic talents. But now we can't let Chixi treat all this as an illusion.

Kazuma: "If you want to doubt, use something like your nose to poke my forehead?"

Akani shivered: "No, no need."

She sighed, and then the topic was interrupted just now: "June, May rain... I mean it rained lightly that day!

"I chose a fashion-related course myself that day. Watanabe didn't choose this one. Although Oda chose it, he never came again after listening to a section. Anyway, I ended the get out of class by myself and rushed to the activity room.

"Then I saw Watanabe lying on the table and fell asleep. He was always reading in those days, and he was going to be dreamed by me. Dreaming not only consumes my physical strength, but also consumes Watanabe.

"I have observed that Watanabe was always very tired the day after I fell asleep, as if it had been all night.

"That day happened to be the second day after I fell asleep, so it's not surprising that Watanabe would fall asleep at the table."

Kazuma interrupted again: "According to you, he was stable one day a week and could not sleep? This situation continued for three years? What did you do, stupid woman. Watanabe didn't overwork, it was him. Life is hard."

Chixi frowned: "Men still have to have this kind of basic sex? And I choose Saturdays, he can sleep in on Sundays! Look at the men who go to work, aren't they all working overtime to eat? It's not much harder than this. Up?"

Kazuma: "People work overtime because the company provides wages, and they also provide pensions. Do you pay Watanabe? Do you help him with the pension?

"You make people sluggish, and if something goes wrong, he will not be able to work in the future, and he will only be a homeless man if he can't pay for insurance. What do you do?"

Japan adopts compulsory universal insurance. As long as there is a registered address with the government, you will have to pay regardless of your income. The reason why many Japanese do not go home and choose to be homeless is because their income is unstable and they cannot afford it. Money.

Without a fixed address, this person is equivalent to non-existence for the government, and naturally there is no way to collect insurance money.

Many "homeless people" in Japan actually have normal jobs, and some even work in high-income jobs like lawyers and still live in containers-just don't want to bear the money.

Akani could not refute the question of Kazuma.

Yuzao came out to make a round: "This is not important anymore. Watanabe-kun has already left, so he doesn't have to worry about these things anymore. Go on, what happened that afternoon?"

Akani: "I saw Watanabe lying on the table the other day and fell asleep, so I wanted to cover him with a piece of clothing. After all, it was quite cold that day."

In the rainy season, although it is time to change summer clothes, it will still get chilly when the wind blows when it rains.

Japan is really hot in the three months of July, August and September.

"When I leaned over with my clothes, I found Shigeru Mizuki's Japanese monster illustration book on his desk, which happened to turn to the page of eating dream tapirs."

Kazuma: "He has noticed it..."

Tamamo: "It's probably the image'seeing' with the eyes in his sleep, vaguely remaining in his consciousness. This Watanabe-kun will probably recover himself in the dream soon."

Akani nodded gently: "Yes. I was very scared that day, worried that Watanabe had discovered that I was a half-demon, so that night, I broke the rules set for three years and did not wait for the end of the week's'cooling'. Once again entered Watanabe's dream.

"In the beginning, everything was the same as the day before, without any abnormalities. I was very careful not to show the prototype, and prepared to use a simple conversation method to compose Watanabe's words.

"The person in the dream is very easy to be confused, just like taking Veritaserum."

Kazuma: "I want to correct you. There is no real Veritaserum in this world, only things that can have a similar effect. In addition, it is recognized that the most powerful Veritaserum is vodka."

Akani: "Huh? Is that true?"

"Of course. If there is Veritaserum, the Japanese police like to torture to extract a confession and then take a confession to prosecute, and it's not over if you use Veritaserum.

Akani was stunned: "Huh? This... eh? Do the Japanese police often use torture to extract confessions?"

Kazuma realized that I had once again regarded the knowledge of my previous life as my life. Documentaries exposing those unjust, false and wrong cases made by torture in Japan did not come out gradually until the latter half of the 1990s.

The Japanese police in this era are still very civilized, at least in terms of external propaganda.

Kazuma accidentally punctured the window paper.

Fortunately, it was in a dream.

Kazuma: "Huh, don't you know? I know it very well, because I know many people in the criminal police, legal, and even Jidao."

Yuzao: "So, what happened when you fell asleep that day?"

"That day, I was going to have a chat with Watanabe—well, according to what you just said, it was probably a chat with Watanabe's self? Anyway, just have a chat."

Yuzao: "Let's have a chat, then what?"

Akani took a deep breath: "Then... Watanabe suddenly called me Akani."

"In my dream, I always let him call me Feng."

Kazuma: "You didn't even call each other's names in the first place?"

"It's already!" Chixi yelled out anxiously, and then her voice suddenly lowered, as if she was sobbing, "It's already...yes, I was so happy the day I was called..."

Kazuma: "Which day? College or high school? Girls like to dig out details. Such an important day will definitely remember the specific date!"

Of course, Meijiazi is an exception. Monkeys don't care about details.

Akani: "University age, April 17, 1980."

Yuzao: "You lied! The proof is that you haven't said the name of the transition side up to now! In your sleep, the id will show beyond the imprisonment of the self. You don't call his name at all now because your id is very clear. , You haven't reached that stage!"

Akani screamed in pain, as if Yuzao's words were directly turned into throwing a pen and throwing a gun, piercing her heart.

The moment Kazuma produced this idea, the dream changed, and the huge Ronginus gun flew from outside the sky and went straight to Chixi's chest.

Upon seeing this scene, Kazuma knew that this was done by himself, so he turned into a purple giant and grabbed the Ronginus gun to save Chixi from being pierced.

Yuzao let out a long sigh of relief: "Thank you for your quick response. Be careful, this is a dream. You are the strongest of the three of us, and your thoughts will be realized at any time."

Kazuma also wiped the sweat from his forehead-and then he found out that he was streaming LCL-don't care about these details.

Akani looked in shock: "This...is this the power of humans? I thought youkai was the stronger one."

"Once upon a time, the monster was the stronger one." Tamamo said, with no remembrance in his tone. "Okay, go ahead. What did Watanabe do in a dream at that time?"

Akani was silent for a few seconds, then sighed: "In my dream, I kept asking him to call me Maple. I think that if you persist in it, you should be able to affect reality. But Watanabe suddenly called me Akani-this time it's true! Stop piercing me with that terrible gun!"

Kazuma glanced at the Ronginus gun in his hand. Well, this gun looks a bit fierce.

Mainly the big ~www.readwn.com~ Akani continued: "I was so scared that I left the dream immediately, and then cried all night in the bed. My only reliance was gone, Watanabe was about to...run away from me Up."

Kazuma: "Then what?"

Akani suddenly stopped whimpering, and his expression looked like a different person: "Then I decided to let Watanabe shut up forever. This way at least he won't say that I can enter other people's dreams."

As soon as the voice fell, everything in front of Kazuma appeared to be cracked like glass.

On the shattered "glass", Kazuma saw the reflection of a certain fantasy creature.

The shape of a pig with an elephant trunk-it is the dream-eating tapir.

Yuzao: "Daze"

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