I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

　　 Kazuma was about to head out of the bathhouse, and suddenly remembered that although the water on my body was all dry now, I still maintained the state of just leaving the bathhouse.

　　 His things are on the shelf of the boy soup next door.

　　 So he turned around and came back.

　　 The boy just looked at him who turned back suspiciously.

　　 Kazuma grinned at the boy, went up the wall quickly, and turned back to the boy soup to get his clothes.

　　 He was in trouble in front of the shelf—I've been half-washed in this bath, should I put on new clothes?

　　 Kazuma has a habit of changing clothes in the bath, otherwise he always feels uncomfortable after washing his dirty clothes.

　　Sometimes he even feels that dirty clothes will irritate the skin and make it itchy. Originally, he thought that everyone was like this. He went to the dormitory together at the university and discovered that this was his exclusive problem.

　　 Everyone in the dormitory modeled on the title "Phantom Pain" of Metal Gear Solid 5, and gave the Kazuma a problem called "Phantom Itch".

　　 But now, Kazuma is half of the bath, it feels wasteful to wear clean clothes, and it’s uncomfortable to wear dirty clothes...

　　 was hesitating, the police outside shouted: "I'm the Director of Inspection Sato! Listen, the people inside, we're going to break in if you don't come out! Tear gas ready!"

　　 Kazuma crossed his mind, put on dirty clothes, and ran out of the bathhouse: "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Don't rush in! Stop!"

　　 After yelling, he realized that there were only a few police officers outside, including the person holding the loudspeaker.

　　 "It worked." The young policeman next to the hornman whispered.

　　 Kazuma is good at the ability to go down the wind, and he can hear this kind of whispered whisper clearly.

The horn man is probably the Director of Inspection Sato. He pointed the horn at Kazuma: "Don’t panic! Japanese police use tear gas is very troublesome. Just take the tear gas out of the arsenal and sign at least three. Words, don’t worry about it for a few days."

　　 Kazuma puts down his raised hands: "So..."

　　 "Come here and tell me my name and address of the school."

　　 "Tokyo Prefecture!"

　　 "You don't need to be so loud, we can hear it." Inspector Sato waved his hand.

　　 Kazuma shrugged, he has been traveling for a year, and when he hears others asking for his own name, he will subconsciously become very energetic. It can be seen that this memetic pollution has penetrated deeply into his bones.

　　 After registering the name of Kazuma, Director of Inspection Sato frowned: "Kiryuu Kazuma, University of Tokyo? Are you that Kiryu?"

　　 Kazuma: "Yes, I am the Kiryu."

　　 I feel that if this trend continues, he can change his name to Nag Kiryu in the future.

　　 "It's over." Inspector Sato pressed his forehead, "I have never told my wife that I love her."

　　 Kazuma:?

　　 Sato continued to read: "I always want to find an anniversary to say this. After all, our marriage is completely arranged at home for blind dates, and then we just get together like this. I have never said anything about love..."

　　 "What the **** are you talking about? Even if you are from Kyushu, there is nothing so nonsensical, right?"

"I'm talking about you being a famous disaster star! When you were in Osaka, there was an accident in Osaka, and several policemen died. You were in Tokyo. There was always an accident in Tokyo. The latest time this year even the entire Kandagawa Police Station went to heaven. Now you are in Fukuoka... still in the jurisdiction of our police station..."

　　 The first reaction of Kazuma at this time was: He actually didn't know what happened in the hot spring street near Sendai. It seems that the US military and the Self-Defense Forces are quite good at covering their covers.

　　 In the future, maybe wherever I go, bad luck to the police will become a common practice, and I will be regarded as a walking plague.

　　 However, the Director of Inspection Sato in front of him, fast-forwarded from the rumors to have not said goodbye to his wife, Lenovo's ability is really too strong.

　　 Is this the way Kyushu people think?

　　Sure enough, the Japanese hometown is more and more amusing as it goes west?

　　 Saga, which is further west than Fukuoka...

　　 Kazuma cleared his throat: "I am not a plague god. From a scientific point of view, just because I have encountered various major events in the past, I will assert that I will also encounter various major events in the future. This is not appropriate."

However, according to Yuzao, Kazuma is the Venus and the son of man. This is similar to the son of luck when practicing immortality. The fate of many people is entangled with the fate of Kazuma, so in the future, Kazuma (Kazuma will surely encounter all kinds of big and strange things again.

　　 This time, science doesn't work.

　　Of course, you can directly ask Yuzao, Yuzao will definitely tell you to believe in science, and then move out the theory of probability, survivor deviation, etc. to convince you.

　　 Kazuma continued: "You don't have to worry too much, but I think I should do it as soon as possible to confess my love to my wife."

　　Inspector Sato grinned at Kazuma: "I just joked, can't you tell?"

　　 "...Uh, I just think your performance just now is very embarrassing."

　　Inspector Sato sighed, "It's really embarrassing."

　　 The young policeman next to him joked, "Sato-senpai has been posting jokes to magazines, but he has never been selected."

　　 Okay, a policeman who is determined to be the king of jokes?

　　 Without waiting for Kazuma to comment on the matter, another policeman came over nervously and muttered a few words in the ear of the inspection director Sato.

　　 Kazuma leaned on Shunfeng's ears, and heard it really: "One of the victims registered over there has the surname Shimo Inaba."

　　 "Wait a minute!" Kazuma raised his hand to interrupt the other party, "The group of people over there took the initiative to beat me, why did they become victims? A group of them surrounded me and beat me!"

　　 Director of Inspection Sato: "Do you have any injuries?"

　　 "That's not..."

　　 "You beat the two of them so swollen and didn't hurt at all. Now you have to say that they are the victims, so don't get cheap and sell well."

　　 Kazuma: "No, the truth is that I am a victim. I can't just fight because I am especially good at it... You can wait for a while. I only hit one person. How come there are two swollen in a circle?"

　　 In his memory, only the rock climber named Fujimura was swollen by his bench.

　　 Other people with a big day are bruised at best.

　　 "There are indeed two people who are swollen in a circle," Director of Inspection Sato took out his police handbook and looked through the records. "One is called Saburo Fujimura, and the other is called my grandson Yosuke."

　　 "I didn't fight the second one! He broke into the women's bath by himself and was beaten up like that by the ladies. It's none of my business!"

Inspector Sato raised his eyebrows: "It's true that this person called my grandson came from Nyutang... So that's it, he should be regarded as molesting a woman? Hey, let me ask someone who came out of Nyutang, is there any People want to sue my grandson Yang Jie for indecent assault."

　　 Not far away, the little policeman who was with the hotel staff to appease the ladies responded.

　　 At this time, the policeman who had just come to report to the Director of Inspector Sato was anxious: "Senior Sato! The man over there called Inaba, who claims to be the third son of the Superintendent of Police!"

　　 "Really? Then? He has three heads and six arms?" Inspector Sato looked at his men suspiciously, "Are you here to tell me what you want to do?"

　　 "Just say that the police officer..."

"Young man," Director of Inspection Sato patted his subordinates on the shoulder, "tell you about the common sense of the police world. The Chief of Police is indeed the highest rank of the Japanese police. That's right. It sounds great, but he can only control Tokyo. As the Fukuoka prefectural police, the Superintendent of the Police cannot control us. The one who can control us is called the Chief of the National Police Agency. Go and ask Mr. Shimo Inaba if he has a father who is a Chief of the National Police Agency."

　　 The young policeman who reported the letter looked as though he was out of thinking during the worldview update: "Huh?"

　　 Sato patted him on the shoulder: "Go and ask! It's okay, the Superintendent of Police really can't control us. And for non-professional groups like us who haven't gone to college, it's definitely impossible to transfer to Tokyo in the future."

　　 The young policeman thought for a while and nodded: "Then I'll go ask."

　　 He turned and ran towards the crowded Japanese college students.

　　 Sato’s partner is speechless: "He can't really ask, right?"

　　 The voice fell, Kazuma heard the policeman over there ask Akira Inaba: "Inspector Sato asked, do you still have the father of the police chief?"

　　 Inaba Akira's expression is even more ridiculous than when he broke his finger in Kazuma.

　　 Kazuma laughed loudly.

　　Inspector Sato also clapped his hands and laughed. While laughing, he picked up his horn and shouted at Shimo Inaba who was about to do it: "No matter who your father is, you have to go in to attack the police.

　　 "You are here to participate in the Jade Dragon Banner, we will say hello to the Kendo Association, and they will remember to cancel your qualifications and adjust the schedule."

　　 Sato put down the horn, and his partner said with some worry, "Is it really okay? Although the police chief only manages Tokyo, it's not good for his son, right?"

"Don't you understand?" Sato glanced at his partner. "You have only been in the police station for three years, so you don't know. The boss of our Fukuoka prefectural police was released from outside Tokyo because he was not graduated from the University of Tokyo. The Baotuan Dongda Party squeezed away."

　　 The young policeman frowned: "Is there anything else?"

　　 Sato: "Why did I lie to you? Our boss likes to wear a white watch, right? That can be said.

　　"On the Metropolitan Police Department, the senior graduating from the University of Tokyo would wear a gold watch, which is the so-called gold watch set. A genius remembers 噺バ一Chinese m.x/8/1/z/w.c/o/m/

　　 "The boss wears his hands all day long, you think it's so obvious."

　　 Kazuma nodded with the little policeman: "I see."

　　 Sato frowned and looked at Kazuma: "I was thinking about it just now, your ears are so good."

　　 "No," Kazuma argued, "You just said it was loud, I heard it normal, right?"

Inspector Sato stared at Kazuma suspiciously for a while, and shook his head: "Forget it. Anyway, ears are not a good thing. The less you know, the longer you live. Let's go and go to the police station. You should too Are you used to entering the police station?"

Kazuma nodded: "Yes. The police station is good. The people inside say it nice and nice. I like staying in the police station the most." ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~ 1zщ.còм

　　 "Huh, you didn't go in as a suspect at first sight. Take the team, close the team!"

　　 After speaking, Sato realized that the horn was not turned on, so he turned on the horn again and added: "Attention everyone, the team is closed!"

　　 just went to ask the little policeman who didn’t have another father in Inaba and asked, "What should I do with people who are older in Japan? Are you taking them away too?"

"Of course! Bring it back to make a transcript. And there was just a testimony from this Kiryuu Kazuma, saying that they were the initiators of the brawl, so I have to take them back until I find out what's going on. There is also the over there. , Have you asked the girls? Are they going to sue for assault?"

　　 The group of policemen in charge of questioning the girl shook his head at Sato.

　　 Sato is speechless: "No prosecution, sure enough..."

　　 Women in Japan have been assaulted, and they rarely choose to sue, because they think that is equivalent to shouting "I'm not clean" with a loudspeaker.

　　 Because of this, the phenomenon of Japanese satyr has been repeatedly banned.

　　 In Japan, some passers-by even caught the gangster bravely, but because the woman in question was unwilling to sue, they let the gangster escape the case.

　　 What's more, some Japanese women feel that being indecent shows that they are attractive.

　　 Whenever I see things in this area, Kazuma can only sigh "It's really Japan."

　　Inspector Sato looked at Kazuma: "Let’s go!"

　　 Kazuma nodded.

　　 Then he was taken out of the hotel and brought into the police car.

　　 Sato also got into the car and turned to look at the Kazuma in the back seat: "By the way, won't our police station go to heaven tonight?"

　　 Kazuma smiled and said: "Not so much."

　　 "I think so too, how could there be someone like the detective in the detective novel, wherever he goes, someone is unlucky." Inspector Sato asserted.

　　 Kazuma always felt that he might have said this early.

　　 Sato’s partner took the position of the co-pilot. He turned around and asked Kazuma with little interest: "I heard that you always have to hum a song after playing. Is it because you didn’t hum today because you didn’t have a good time?"

　　 Kazuma only then found out that I had forgotten to hum the tune~www.readwn.com~ Humming the tune is to better absorb the combat experience. Of course, there will never be too much experience. Mosquito legs are also meat.

　　 But in Kazuma it is impossible to say "Oh, I forgot", that's too much.

　　 Kazuma: "In this battle, I didn't feel full of fun at all. Music is a natural product of emotions. If emotions are not there, there will be no music."

　　The young man who has only been a policeman for three years has seen so many markets, and immediately showed an expression of admiration to Kazuma: "It makes sense."

　　 It makes sense, your sister, I'm talking nonsense.

　　Inspector Sato is obviously an old fritters and is completely unmoved: "You'd better not sing. My car, it's old, it's quite bumpy. If you sing in my car, I'm afraid you bite your tongue."

　　 After he started the car, he proved his words with practical actions: his broken car had to be a little bit better than the car of the traffic police Kobayakawa who had taken a ride in Tokyo in Kazuma.

　　 But Ren Kobayakawa’s car bumped, it was too fast.

　　 Director of Inspection Sato, this car is estimated to be less than 20 mph, and it bumps up like a 100 mile car, which is very problematic.

　　 Of course, it may also be that the road conditions in Fukuoka are not good, and there are more broken stones.

　　 Anyway, waiting for Kazuma to fall to the Eastern Metropolitan Police Station, people are almost falling apart.

　　 "Here. Don't have a bitter face, it's just a bit bumpy."

　　Inspector Sato tapped Kazuma on the shoulder: "Go over there!"