I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

On September 1, Kazuma once again stood in front of the famous Akamon at the University of Tokyo.

　　 He put the monthly pass into his pocket and moved his body that was about to fall apart because of the crowded bus.

　　 "Yo!" Someone behind him greeted Kazuma. From the perspective of the voice, Kazuma judged that it was Kanzhong Miwa-senpai. No one else could be so short.

　　 So he turned his head back and made a posture of looking for someone.

　　 Kanzhong Meiyu sighed: "Alright, alright, look down and look down."

　　 Kazuma lowered his head, and then a suddenly realized expression: "It's you, senior sister!"

　　 "You fellow, when you look back, you know that I did it, didn't you? Believe it or not, I broke your knee!"

　　 "Senior Sister, I am a martial artist. Although you are brute force, it is still a bit difficult to break my knee."

　　 "That's not necessarily the case. There is a racehorse in my family that loves kicking people. I have observed the way it gets out of the legs for a long time, and I also learned how to do it. Would you like to try it?"

　　 Kazuma hurriedly shook his head: "It can't be done."

　　 Kanzhong Miyu sighed: "Oh, you will be teased about your height as soon as you arrive at university. It's endless. So, how did you spend the half summer vacation after the hot spring trip?"

　　 Kanzhong Miyu went on a hot spring trip together,

　　 Kazuma looked at the sky, and recalled: "It's hard to say a word. I defeated the evil organization's reforming people, and also cut down a vengeful ghost that can attract thunder and lightning..."

　　 "What the hell," Kan Zhong Meiyu frowned and looked at Kazuma, "Did you work on the Kamen Rider shooting set in the second half of the summer vacation?"

　　 Kazuma: "No, I really experienced this."

　　 Gan Zhongmeiyu blinked: "Really?"

　　 "I created it." Tamamo suddenly appeared! While talking, she handed a large brown paper envelope to Gan Zhong Meiyu.

　　 Kanzhong Meiyu is happy to look like: "Oh oh! So thick! I am Kangkang!"

　　 She just opened the tether on the envelope and took out the pile of manuscript paper inside.

　　 "Kiryu Kazuma Incident Book?"

　　 Kazuma also craned his neck and looked at the cover of the stack of manuscript papers. When he saw the title of the book, he burst into laughter.

　　Kiryuu Kazuma and Kiryuu Kazuma are pronounced the same in Japanese. They are both Kazuma, with different characters.

　　 The problem is that the name Kiryu Ichima makes Kazuma very interesting. The protagonist in a game that he liked very much in his last life is called Kiryu Ichima.

Kazuma glanced suspiciously at Tamamo, then Kanaka Miwa turned to the first page: "Oh, there is also a summary of the story, let me see, folklorist and amateur Kendo enthusiast Kiryu Ichima participated in the hot spring trip The regiment, as a result, was involved in the waves caused by the bacterial weapons left by the old Japanese army...

　　 "Is this written based on our hot spring trip? The sudden malaria has been changed into a legacy bacterial weapon. This is a subject that editors I know would like."

　　 Kazuma took advantage of Kan Zhong Meiyu's attention on the manuscript, and leaned in front of Yuzao and asked in a low voice, "When did you write it?"

　　 "I've been writing about this all summer vacation." Tamamo also pushed his glasses.

　　 Kazuma glanced at Kan Zhong Meiyu, who had already begun to read the text, and continued to ask: "You write this, shouldn't it be thinking..."

　　 "Yes, that's what you think. The best way to cover up the truth is to create another truth."

　　 Kazuma is stunned: "I can see that you are determined to kill the mystery and not give it a chance to regain its tide."

　　 "I didn't mean anything like that. I said that infinite quantum physics suddenly made a breakthrough, and everything mysterious has a scientific basis, and then it naturally resurged."

　　Tamamo said, Kazuma will understand, this guy just wants to kill the mysterious, the purpose is probably to become a human being.

　　 Yuzao: "I want to die old."

　　 "You definitely have a mind-reading spell!"

　　 "It used to be." Tamamo said seriously.

　　 Kanzhong Meiyu said loudly: "It feels very interesting! This manuscript is left with me, I will take a day to read it! Then show it to the editor I know! Okay?"

　　 Kazuma: "Senior sister, you still know the editor..."

　　 "I'm in my junior year anyway, and I have to start thinking about work. Now many left-wing publishing houses hire female editors."

　　 Kazuma: "Left wing...but you, a daughter of Aomori Daiba, go to the publishing house as an editor, isn't it right?"

Kan Zhong Meiyu raised his eyes and looked at Kazuma with arms akimbo: "If I go home, I will be arranged for marriage by my family immediately, with that Toda. My parents like him very much, and he is very good to horses. He will definitely be able to raise a famous horse for the Grand Slam. His admission is a great thing for our family."

　　 In Kazuma, the appearance of Toda-senpai came to mind. To be honest, his sturdy appearance does not seem to be good at raising horses, and he is pretty good at fighting for hegemony at the end of the century.

Kan Zhong Meiyu put the manuscript in a kraft paper envelope, put it in his bag, and then looked at Kazuma and asked: "I know what Yuzao is doing in the second half of summer vacation. Wouldn't you just read Yuzao with nothing? Isn't the story of's gone?"

　　 Kazuma: "No, I went to Fukuoka to participate in the Yulongqi."

　　 He glanced at Yuzao, and then said: "Then I defeated the transforming man of the evil organization on the Jade Dragon Banner, and by the way, I cut a monster that uses lightning and mastered Rachel's abilities."

　　 "Ah, is that right, I see." Gan Zhong Meiyu waved her hand with a perfunctory attitude.

　　 It seems that Yuzao's strategy has succeeded at least for Sister Gan.

　　 Kazuma continued: "Then I became the only disciple of Shangquan Masagang, and participated in the funeral of the old man."

　　 Thinking back to the day of the ritual, Kazuma frowned, and his sons gave him a terrible impression.

　　 I feel that they are very afraid that Kazuma will share a legacy in the past, especially the eldest son, who directly questioned the identity of Kazuma and insisted that Kazuma use the new Yinliu moves in public.

　　 So Kazuma performed without sword.

　　 Hundreds of celebrities in the kendo world were present at the time, and they all said that this was the authentic no-sword picking, which confirmed the identity of Kazuma, the only disciple who entered the room.

　　 Kazuma wanted to pass the exemption to the one who got it by the way, but considering that it was the memorial service of Masago Uizumi after all, so I gave up.

　　 can't be too much teacher.

　　 Anyway, I have all my business cards, so I will contact you later.

Ganzhong watched Kazuma with a stubborn expression on his face, and patted his upper abdomen: "I understand. When my grandfather died, all kinds of relatives who were not able to see at all came, and he was stunned. Several stallions were taken away."

　　 Kazuma shrugged: "It's okay. It's better than a funeral where there are no relatives who come to fight for the inheritance."

　　 The funeral before the Kiryu family was like this. Except for the Kiryu brothers and sisters, there were no relatives. The deserted venue was shocked to even the monks who came to do things.

　　 Although it is cremation in Japan, it must be done first. Relatives and friends carry the coffin on the car in the crematorium before cremation.

　　Because of the poor brothers and sisters, the monk called the social workers of the social work organization he was off the job, so that he could make up enough people to carry the coffin for funeral.

　　 Kanzhong Miyu: "It seems to bring back bad memories for you, sorry."

　　 Kazuma was about to speak, and a senior who passed by shouted: "Kanzhong, how much taller have you grown during summer vacation?"

　　 "One millimeter!" Ganzhong shouted back, "How about you, have you got a girlfriend? Surely not! You don't think you will have a girlfriend if you dye yellow hair?"

　　 The senior immediately showed a look of horror: "I, I didn't dye yellow hair for this!"

"Huh, you are too dishevelled. As a student of the University of Tokyo, plus a yellow hair, I still couldn't make a girl. Look at my younger brother Kazuma. He was with eight single girls this summer. The child went on a trip to the hot springs together!"

　　 Kazuma: "There are not eight!"

　　 However, the revision of Kazuma was too late, and the senior had already ran away.

　　 Kanzhong Meiyu looked back at Kazuma: "I have added a bit of luster to your legend, thank me."

　　 "I thank you." Kazuma said helplessly.

　　 Tamamo looked at his watch: "If you don't choose courses, you will be selected for good courses. You don't want to go to the classes with difficult and strict professors, do you?"

　　 "No, I don't want to go to a boring professor's class by comparison. Is there a professor like Indiana Jones? I really want to listen to his class."

　　 Kanaka Miwa: "If there is, he will definitely be selected for his class in an instant. By the way, because the Raiders of the Lost Ark movie was released last year, the subject of archaeology was super popular.

　　"Then Professor Sakai of the Department of Archaeology was very angry because he felt that the kind of Indiana Jones who would only destroy monuments was not an archaeologist at all. It was very strict to let blind students know what real archeology is.

　　 "Because so many people didn't get enough credits last year."

　　 Kazuma smiled and said: "I kind of want to listen to the class of such a unique professor..."

　　 Tamazao: "We are in the Faculty of Law, so if you take the course of archaeology, it will be regarded as a bad job."

　　 Kazuma spread both hands: "What does that mean, it would be nice to get credits."

　　**

　　 The first day of school ended soon, and on the second day, according to the schedule selected with Yuzao, there were only two classes.

　　 After finishing the class Kazuma, I finished eating outside, only then did I change the subway and return home.

　　 The unmanned dojo is extraordinarily quiet, which highlights the hustle and bustle of the construction site in the distance.

　　 Kazuma pushed open the door of the dojo, looked at the empty yard, and felt the wind with the breath of autumn.

　　 The sound of wind chimes is light and sweet.

　　 Kazuma heard Tamamo's footsteps behind him, and looked back and found that she had come in with a teapot.

　　 "You really can't live without tea all day long."

　　 "I have drunk it for a thousand years, that's it." Tamamo smiled.

　　 "If this sentence was heard by a bug, what do you think the monitor would think?"

　　 "I thought we were in the drama club." Tamamo laughed.

　　 Kazuma shrugged, and took the tea mug that Tamamo gave him.

　　Because he usually exercises and drinks tea as water, Tamamo prepared him this one-liter large enamel cup.

　　 Yuzao himself uses that kind of normal tea cup, light green, and a little blemish-Kazuma is also uncertain, maybe this kind of imperfect color with lines is the real precious tea utensil.

　　 Kazuma took a sip of tea, and suddenly said, "On the way back, I found that the house that Takashi Hana and their rented had also been demolished. I don’t know where they are stationed."

"I think they may have decided that we have a big news conference to call them as soon as possible, so they gave up on surveillance." Yuzao responded, "In the latest weekly magazine Fang Chun, the headline is the news about the derailment of the singer of the girl. Kazuma Your new single with Kazumasa Kobayashi can't even mix up a single line of small print."

　　 "From the perspective of an artist, it is a good thing not to be Fang Chun last week." Kazuma shrugged disapprovingly.

　　 At this moment, he heard the sound of footsteps coming from the front entrance.

　　 "Mikako is back so fast?"

　　 While Kazuma muttered to herself, Mikako swished through the shelter of the house and appeared in the courtyard.

　　 "Kazuma! What a great deal! I started a debate with the professor in the International Relations Class that started today!"

　　 Kazuma: "Huh? So what?"

　　 Kazuma had been in class in my previous life, and I would argue with the professor from time to time. I went to university in Japan, but settled down.

　　 is mainly because of the experience of social people in the previous life, and it is not so sharp.

　　 "The professor scolded me for being whimsical! Am I going to drop my course?"

　　 Kazuma: "It's better to say that it was an accident that you had all A's last semester."

　　 "What do you mean, I am a well-known talented girl in school now!"

　　 Kazuma just happened to drink tea, and a sip of tea sprayed a meter away.

　　 Mikako flexibly escaped the breath attack of Kazuma, folded her hands in front of her and shouted: "It's a hidden weapon!"

　　 "Also hidden weapon! Is your wise talented girl in this kind of vivacity and shouting ‘hidden weapon’? Isn’t this too avant-garde?"

　　 "Your talented girl from Dongda is still waving AK on the street!"

　　 "No! Even if the Yasuda lecture hall offensive and defensive battles, I didn't use AK, okay! At most, I used clay artillery and Molotov cocktails."

　　 Mikako: "Really? I don't believe it!"

　　 "Then I don't care. So what did you want to say in the first place?"

　　 "Ah, I want to ask, what should I do! I'm going to drop a course! My image of a talented girl is going to end!"

　　 "It's over, hurry up." Kazuma waved indifferently.

　　 Still Tamazo took Mikako's voice: "How did you quarrel with the professor?"

"Today is to comment on the summer essays that I received yesterday. The professor was too diligent. The essays I received yesterday were all read today. Then he projected my papers on the whiteboard with a projector, as a typical negative. ."

　　 Kazuma scratched his head: "It won't happen."

　　Mikazi’s thesis was written by him hand-in-hand. The main content is to observe the situation of the Falkland Islands and to deduct the future situation.

　　 Falkland Islands, also known as Falkland Islands, Kazuma used the advantage of its own traversers, and after knowing the results, pushed back to find arguments and judged that the Argentine president would take the risk of occupying the Falklands by force.

　　 Then Mrs. Thatcher will immediately regain the Falklands by force, and it is logical that the domestic contradictions in the UK that have been intensified by her reforms at this time will be transferred to the international contradictions.

　　 Kazuma thinks that this paper is just a general view of think tanks, and it should be able to get a good score.

　　 Mikako looked angrily, akimbo and chest up, making Kazuma suspect that her size was bigger again.

"The professor said that the first half of my thesis is reasonable. The President of Argentina may indeed raid the Falkland Islands in order to win the support of domestic populists. After all, Britain is already weak and far away from the islands. Mrs. Thatcher is in the country. Reforms have led to domestic unrest, parades every day, and the IRA problem...

　　 "But it is nonsense to say that Britain will expedition later. It is nonsense to say that Britain pulled up France and Israel in 1950 to fight Egypt, which is hundreds of kilometers away from Gibraltar. In the end, it was not settled. It was impossible to expedition to Argentina alone across half of the earth."

　　 Kazuma: "That means your professor does not understand modern warfare. Britain has a generational advantage over Argentina. The only Argentines bought from France are the flying fish missiles and super ensign jets that are the weapons of the same era as the British."

　　 Mikako clapped his hands: "That's what I said! But the professor laughed at me and said that weapon determinism is outdated. Americans in North Korea and Vietnam have lost to the locals who are behind weapons."

　　 Kazuma is astounding: "The United States lost because of China... Only North Korea and Vietnam and the United States have won."

Speaking of this Kazuma, I suddenly discovered something that I didn’t pay attention to before: during the Cold War, Ami was deflated twice because of China~www.readwn.com~ North Korea was beaten back directly, and Vietnam was because the Chinese said it. , May, if you cross the north-south line, I will put on the volunteer uniform again. Are you afraid?

　　 Ami said that I was afraid, so I really did not cross the center line, otherwise the American soldiers would have leveled Hanoi long ago.

　　 The Vietnamese can't actually fight. When the Americans are gone, everyone's judgment is that the North and South Vietnam will be the same as North Korea. Unexpectedly, the North Vietnam had undertaken a military adventure and succeeded.

　　 China was surprised because the North Vietnamese army was established with the help of Chinese military advisers. The military advisers who returned home felt that the North Vietnamese cuisine was far worse than the little comrades in the north.

　　 As a result, Vietnam was unified, and I was surprised.

　　 So afterwards, China was very cautious before fighting back in self-defense. It was judged that it might sacrifice 30,000 people. After the fight, it cost 3,000 people.

　　 Later, what trees can speak Vietnamese are all jokes.

　　 And really want to compose a paragraph, the complete one should look like this:

In several countries that have fought in Vietnam, the Americans are scared to death when they hear the tree speak Vietnamese, and the Vietnamese are scared to death when they hear the tree speak Chinese. The French are special. They see the tree and are scared to death. .

　　 Kazuma was thinking about this, Mikako yelled and interrupted his thinking: "Kazuma, what should you do? I'm going to drop the course.

　　 Kazuma spread both hands: "Well... don't worry, everything will be fine when Thatcher launches an attack."