I Teach Kendo in Tokyo

On April 3, in front of the main entrance of Sophia University.

The practice of the school every year is to recruit new students from various clubs.

The quality of life in a Japanese university's community directly determines the way you can have after graduation, which is very important.

In the upper echelons of Japanese society, there is often a way out of alumni, which is the difference between what can be done or not.

Of course, young people who have just entered university generally don't understand these, and they are even less likely to join a specific club.

At this time, some organizations with relatively weak resources will spend a lot of effort to attract people.

This time, the Kendo Club was the most dynamic among the various clubs of Sophia University.

The kendo club of Sophia University is very weak. This is related to the employment direction of their school. Whether you are going to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs or the Ministry of Education as an interpreter, you don’t need kendo skills.

The most proud OB resource of the Sophia University Kendo Club is probably that many seniors were admitted to the Ministry of Defense as civil servants and went to the Ministry of Defense to work as interpreters.

Therefore, the members of the Kendo Club have an inherent advantage in entering the Ministry of Defense as interpreters.

If you are a student of the English Department of Sophia University, joining the Kendo Club would not be a waste, but if you are a French student, adding Kendo Club would be a big waste.

After all, the Ministry of Defense needs only that short of French-speaking talents.

But this does not prevent the Kendo Club from becoming the most watched club in the school.

Because Fujii Mikako was holding a trumpet, standing on a podium made up of four desks and uttering aloud: "Everyone! Look here! I'm the fairy sister who appeared on the front page of all daily newspapers before! And I look like Marilyn Dream today. dew!"

In fact, Mikako Fujii is not Marilyn Monroe at all today, where does she have Monroe's charm, and her clothes are wrong.

But it doesn't matter. In fact, most people at the scene didn't realize what Monroe should be like.

Most of the people present knew that Monroe was "the beautiful Yankee of the thief", and there were even a few young people who were stunned and equated Monroe with the passerby nurse who kissed the end of the battle.

In short, Mei Jiazi's call has succeeded in attracting all her attention.

Mikako: "Today our Kendo Club is recruiting new people! When you come to the Kendo Club, you can see me wearing a Kendo uniform!"

Her simple and straightforward language highlights a strong and powerful.

Is there anything more attractive than a beautiful sendo's kendo costume?

In fact, yes, the kendo uniforms are tightly covered after all, and there are such thick protective gears. In fact, they are not very eye-catching. Of course, heroic spirit is true heroic spirit, but heroic spirit and eye-catching spirit are two different things.

If you want to say, the temptation of the tennis uniforms of the senior girls in the tennis club is much more attractive than that of Mei Jiazi.

But Meijiazi has a strong sense of existence. Many freshmen have lost their ability to think at this time. They all want to come to the Kendo Club to experience it, and see what good kendo uniforms are good for.

The tennis club next door went mad and turned on the loudspeaker to the maximum: "The school sisters in our tennis club are all miniskirts!"

Mei Jiazi turned his horn to face the tennis club: "It is true that you are all miniskirts, but your boyfriends have changed many times!"

A senior sister from the tennis club went to the table unceremoniously and shouted to Mikako: "Aren't you also the concubine of Kiryuu Kazuma!"

Mikako: "I'm different! I'm a heroine. I vomited blood from Professor Qianjiang! I also ate noodles with Associate Professor Kazuo Qianjiang's nostrils!

"My value is not in appearance, but when I am talented, I happen to be beautiful. You are different, you have nothing except your face!

"Last semester's report, you have to post it to your classmates before someone writes it!"

The senior sister of the tennis club rolled her eyes with anger: "You! Mikako Fujii! What hate or resentment does our tennis club have with your kendo club?"

"There is no grudge, but you just happened to jump out, so I sprayed it easily." Mei Jiazi replied, laughing while talking.

The tennis club just retreated.

However, because the school sisters of the tennis club went to the table, their miniskirts had a happy time, which attracted many freshmen to join in.

Mei Jiazi was holding the trumpet. At this time, she didn't know how to pull people for her analog think tank, so she shouted: "Oh yes, besides participating in the Kendo club, you can also come to the analog think tank! The papers published by our analog think tank, The coincidence rate with the papers published by famous think tanks is extremely high! Come to us, becoming a diplomat is just around the corner!"

The students of the Kendo Club dismantled Meijiazitai: "It's just that your report was taken by the professor to a famous think tank for publication, right?"

"Oh, how can you say that? Can university professors be considered stealing?" Mikako waved his hand nonchalantly.

To be honest, the character of Mei Jiazi is full of affinity for freshmen, and because she is still a beautiful woman, many freshmen have been cheated.

Seeing that the kendo department of Sophia University is about to expand its enrollment unprecedentedly.

But at this time, Mikako Fujii suddenly saw the figure who had just entered the school gate, and looked a bit familiar.

Mei Jiazi turned his horn and said loudly at the person who had just entered the school: "Isn't this Professor Qianjiang? You won't inherit your father's position smoothly, right? But that's not right, we already have a new professor of international relations. !"

A professor in a Japanese university has a radish and a hole. It is rare that there are two professors in the same subject in a university.

In a comprehensive university like Eastern University, some sub-subjects have multiple professors. For example, in the same law school, there is a professor called criminal law, and another professor teaches civil law.

But generally speaking, there are no two professors teaching the same subject in the same university.

Even if there are indeed two professors who teach the same subject, they have to make a little difference and differentiate their positions.

Sophia University already has a professor of international relations. Generally speaking, it is impossible for Qianjiang Kazuo to obtain the position of professor of international relations at Sophia University.

Chie Kazuo was a little at a loss when he heard Mikako's words: "Huh?"

Mei Jiazi is also a big-hearted guy, and continues to hold the trumpet and continue to yell: "So, our school already has a professor of international relations! It's useless if you come over, and you won't let you be a professor! You should practice early. You can eat noodles with your nose, and then you can go to super glutinous rice and eat it!"

Chie Kazuo frowned and stared at Mikako as if thinking about what she said, then he slowly turned to the teaching building of the English Department of Sophia University.

Mei Jiazi also turned to look at the teaching building.

At this time, Meijiazi finally felt that the situation seemed not so good.

She decided to adopt a soothing strategy for Qianjiang Kazuo: "I see, you want to see where your father worked, right? Ahahaha, I will apply to show you around the campus."

Speaking, Mei Jiazi turned his head to wince at a junior brother from a kendo club: "Go to the police!"

The senior man looked puzzled and obviously didn't think about it at all. He replied: "Let me apply? I don't know which department to go to?"

Mikako kept her eyes squeezed.

The brother looked blank.

At this time, a girl who was a sophomore with Mei Jiazi was relieved: "Mei Jiazi asked you to find a new professor of international relations! This kind of thing is obviously between them and the same professor!"

Mikako couldn't help shouting: "Don't find a new professor! Then you have to fight! Can't you see that Professor Chie Kazuo is super dangerous now?"

Everyone looked at Qianjiang Kazuo together.

Chie Kazuo is also in a state of thinking about the downtime, looking dull.

Several classmates shook their heads and looked at Mei Jiazi: "I don't think he is in any danger."

"Isn't this silly?"

In fact, Mei Jiazi looked at the current Qianjiang Kazuo, and thought he was quite naive.

But her instinct was screaming, telling her that the situation was not good.

She said to herself that she had experienced so many storms anyway, and she had seen everything.

At this time, the junior brother suddenly thought of something and said loudly, "Ah, I remembered, after you forced Kazuo Chie to eat noodles with his nose on TV, he seemed to be crazy. I heard that he went to participate in the event. What kind of psychotherapy class? One of my classmates saw him when they went to volunteer."

After all, Chie Kazuo is also a "celebrity" who has performed on TV to eat noodles with his nose, and it is excusable to be remembered by a student who does not care much about international relations.

The junior brother just said this as a funny incident that came to mind.

Mikako looked at Chie Kazuo's expression sternly.

But it looks like it's okay?

Chie Kazuo now behaves like a harmless uncle, his face is covered with Buddha.

Mei Jiazi frowned and was puzzled.

——Does it really mean that I think too much?

——Chie Kazuo was not upper body by anything? He is just an uncle who was deeply hurt by himself now?

Mei Jiazi curled his lips.

She decided to observe one more hand, carefully sailing the Wannian Ship.

But the junior's courageous brother had already fattened up, and he directly stepped forward and said he wanted to take a photo with Qianjiang Kazuo: "You are the only person in this world who can eat noodles on his nose, Professor Qianjiang!"

Qianjiang Kazuo just chuckled, the laughter was like Maitreya Buddha.

Mei Jiazi became more uneasy.

She took a step back and widened the distance with Qianjiang Yinan.

The third-year senior was still immersed in the idea of ​​taking a photo with Qianjiang Kazuo: "Grass, I didn't bring a Polaroid! Is it too late to borrow from the photography department?"

One man Qianjiang smiled and said to the boy: "Yes, no problem, it's too late. I don't have classes today."

The junior brother laughed and hooked Qianjiang Kazuo's shoulders: "You, "I have no class today" are great, I like this burden!"

On the Japanese side, it is customary to refer to the burden and everything as "pinch him". The pronunciation is just two syllables, but it can refer to both the complete comic dialogue and the staged jokes.

Qianjiang Kazuo grabbed the arm of the junior brother and asked seriously: "What I said just now, is there any ridiculous thing?"

The brother did not notice the strange look of Qianjiang Kazuo at all, and laughed: "Isn't this all ridiculous? You are no longer a professor! Since you performed the nose-eating noodle show on the political theory program, you are no longer an associate professor. , There is no place for you to go to class!"

Sweat dripped from Meijiazi's forehead. She tried to remind her junior: "Um, brother, it's okay to say it once, you don't need to pinch him with the same one over and over again."

"Oh," the brother suddenly turned his head and said to Mikako, "you just made a joke about Associate Professor Kazuo Chie!"

Mijiazi was about to reply when Qianjiang Kazuo suddenly grabbed the arm of the junior brother.

The brother had a doubt on his face at first, but the doubt immediately turned into a painful expression.

"It hurts! My hand!"

Qian Jiangyi single-handedly knocked the tall junior senior brother to the ground.

All the people around were stunned by this sudden change.

Most college students did not accept this surreal scene, and some even showed a dazed look on their faces.

Chie Kazuo continued to pressure.

The junior's arm had been bent to an impossible angle, and it seemed to be broken.

But Chie Kazuo's iron claw didn't mean to let it go.

Mei Jiazi shouted: "Enough, Associate Professor Qianjiang, what are you doing!"

Mijiazi suddenly felt that calling Qianjiang Kazuo the title of "Associate Professor" might change him a bit of reason.

However, there is no use for eggs.

Chie Kazuo used extremely cruel techniques to break the arm of the junior brother.

The senior yelled loudly, and then he passed out.

Chie Kazuo carried his broken arm on his shoulders, with a distressed expression: "I am obviously going to teach you the truth~www.readwn.com~ but you don’t listen. Toast and not eat or fine wine, today I will be with you. It's not over, Kiryu Chiyoko."

Mikako looked embarrassed: "Um, my name is Fujii Mikako."

"That's not important!" Qian Jiang waved the broken arm in his hand as a weapon, and slammed it on the face of another member of the Kendo Club. "All the students are not obedient! On the campus of Sophia University, they are all Disobedient bad boy! I want to punish all bad boys!"

After that, Chie Kazuo let out a hideous laugh: "Don't you want to run! I put a bomb in the school! If you run away, I will blow up the whole school!"

Mei Jiazi said loudly, "I don't believe you! You said it on a temporary basis! I don't think you thought about where to go when you left home today!"

Chie Kazuo stared at Mikako in anger and anger, and then began to buckle his face hard, buckle piece after piece of flesh and blood: "Why are you rebutting me! Why are you rebutting me!"

Mei Jiazi also gave up at this time, holding the loudspeaker and shouting: "Because you are wrong! Chie Kazuo, I don't know what your nerves are, but to be honest, someone like you is crazy. , I have seen more!"

Kazuo Qianjiang glared at Mei Jiazi with a grinning smile: "I'm fed up with you being defiant! Watch me tear you to pieces at once! The kind that can't fight back!"

At this time, the hapless junior in the hands of Qianjiang Kazuo wailed: "Then what are you doing to me? I have no grievances and no grudges against you.

Chie Kazuo's fingers dig into the sleeve of the junior's shirt-there is now a freshly formed wound, this hapless hand has just been abruptly torn off.

While torturing the hapless guy, Qianjiang Kazuo stared at Mikako tightly: "You wait, I will tear you apart!"