I, the salted fish boyfriend of the school flower goddess

The next day, Fang Yifan finally recovered his previous mental state.

Although the sleeping pill plan officially failed, he still did not give up the idea of moving into Shuxiang Yayuan.

“Fang Yifan! You give me a stop! In the aisle outside the classroom, Qiao Yingzi saw that Fang Yifan was normal, and he was angry and ready to settle accounts with him.

As soon as Fang Yifan heard Qiao Yingzi’s voice, he ran away without hesitation: “Grandma, I was wrong, you spared me this time!” ”

Lu Yan coaxed in the back: “Can’t be spared, with the first time, there must be a second time, it is recommended to increase the punishment!” ”

Qiao Yingzi originally planned to spare Fang Yifan, but when Lu Yan said so, he felt that it made sense, Fang Monkey this guy has so many ghost ideas, and he will definitely think of other ways to move into Shuxiang Yayuan.

“Stop!” Thinking of this, Qiao Yingzi chased after him again, intending to give Fang Yifan a fat beating.

Huang Zhitao next to him didn’t know about sleeping pills, and he sounded a little confused, so he turned to Lu Yan and asked, “What did Fang Yifan do to provoke Yingzi again?” ”

“You guess?” Lu Yan shrugged his shoulders, not planning to tell Huang Zhitao, the less people know about this kind of thing, the better, maybe one day it will reach the ears of Song Qian and Tong Wenjie.

Huang Zhitao gave him a good-looking white eye: “Guess if I guess?” ”

“Guess I guess you guess or not?” Lu Yan told her a tongue twister.

Huang Zhitao didn’t have the heart to continue, and said directly: “Tell me, what is going on?” ”

Lu Yan joked: “It’s not because someone turned Fang Yifan’s fascination upside down, he just wants to move to Shuxiang Yayuan now, and Yingzi and I are treating him, I want him to dispel this idea as soon as possible.” ”

Hearing this, Huang Zhitao was a little ashamed and a little helpless: “I’ve told Fang Yifan many times before, I don’t like him, but he just doesn’t listen.” ”

“Then it is estimated that you are too kind and did not refuse too hard, so you gave him some hope.” Lu Yan guessed.

“Huh?” Huang Zhitao also felt that there was such a possibility, so he asked: “Then what should I do to make him completely dead?” ”

“You ask me? I ask who goes? I have no experience in this kind of thing, you might as well ask Du Niang.” Lu Yan couldn’t laugh or cry.

After that, he went straight back to the classroom.

Huang Zhitao pondered in place for a while, and decided to follow Lu Yan’s advice and ask Du Niang.

[How to make a guy completely dead to you].

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Countless answers suddenly came out below.

Huang Zhitao randomly chose a point to enter.

It said: “The root of a boy’s immortal heart is that he still has hope in you, or your kind thoughts, and does not want to hurt people too much, giving him hope.” ”

“So, the way to make a boy completely dead is to completely cut off his hope, which is not a simple rolling word, or I don’t like you can solve it.”

“Compared to these, it is better to ignore him. Because some people are cheap to a certain extent, even you will like to scold him. The “stalking” method of licking dogs is even more disturbing. ”

“So, you’d better refuse it concisely, and then say don’t contact in the future, and cut off communication from now on.”

“If you don’t want to give up this friendship, you can also find someone better than him who can’t catch up with him to fake your boyfriend, do some intimate actions, and make him completely dead, of course, this one is used carefully.”

After carefully reading this tirade, Huang Zhitao unexpectedly felt that what was said above made sense.

Obviously, she has always ignored the other party’s love, but this guy is not angry at all, it seems that he is still a little happy, and it seems that he will like to scold him.

In the end, Huang Zhitao actually didn’t want to give up this friendship, so she put her mind on the last piece of advice.

Hmm-

Find someone who is better than Fang Yifan and can’t catch up with the horse to fake your boyfriend?

Huang Zhitao subconsciously thought of Lu Yan.

It seems that among the people I know, he alone meets the conditions.

But how to tell Lu Yan and Yingzi? Ask them for a favor?

“What do you think? So fascinating. At this time, Qiao Yingzi’s voice sounded from the side.

Huang Zhitao came back to his senses, glanced behind Yingzi, did not see Fang Yifan, felt relieved in his heart, and said with a smile: “After cleaning up Fang Yifan?” ”

Qiao Yingzi pouted: “What to pack up, that guy runs faster than a monkey, and Fang Monkey’s nickname is really not wrong.” ”

Huang Zhitao thought of the fake boyfriend, hesitated, leaned into Qiao Yingzi’s ear and whispered: “Yingzi, has there been any progress in your relationship with Lu Yan?” ”

Qiao Yingzi’s face was red, she didn’t dare to tell Taozi about Lu Yan yesterday morning, “Yes, what progress can be made, it’s not the same old.” ”

Hearing that the two had made no progress, Huang Zhitao was immediately relieved, and she handed the phone to Qiao Yingzi and asked her to see the answer.

“I want Fang Yifan to die completely this time, so that he won’t keep thinking about moving into Shuxiang Yayuan, and it’s better to spend his time studying if he has this extra thought.”

Soon, Qiao Yingzi finished reading.

How to say that she is also a good friend for two years, she immediately guessed Huang Zhitao’s choice: “So you want to find someone to fake your boyfriend?” ”

“Looking for whom? You wouldn’t be looking for Lu Yan, would you? Qiao Yingzi asked tentatively.

Huang Zhitao smiled awkwardly: “You also know that our third year of high school belongs to Lu Yan who is handsome and good at studying, so I want to ask your opinion…”

Qiao Yingzi didn’t know what to say.

Huang Zhitao saw that she did not directly refuse, and quickly hit the railway while it was hot: “Don’t worry, I will definitely not worry about your family Lu Yan, really just borrow a period of time to make Fang Yifan completely dead, oh, please Yingzi.” ”

“Forget it, go find Lu Yan yourself, this matter must be agreed by Lu Yan himself.” Qiao Yingzi did not resist Huang Zhitao’s coquettishness, and directly raised the white flag.

“Eiko, you’re the best!” Huang Zhitao said happily.

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A few minutes later.

Outside the classroom of the third (3) class of high school.

“What?!” Lu Yan’s voice suddenly raised an octave: “Taozi, you want me to be your boyfriend?!” ”

Qiao Yingzi quickly stretched out her hand to cover his mouth: “Can you be quiet?” Do you have to let everyone hear? ”

Huang Zhitao corrected Lu Yan: “It’s not a real boyfriend, it’s a fake boyfriend.” ”

“No, absolutely not!” Lu Yanyi refused solemnly.

Huang Zhitao had to make a killer move: “I will pack your lunch for the next two weeks.” ”

“Ah this…” Lu Yan hesitated, “I really can’t do this kind of deceptive thing.” ”

It means – you have to add money!

Huang Zhitao understood in seconds: “A month’s lunch!” ”

“Okay, then that’s settled!” Lu Yan directly came to a move to change his face and said with a smile.

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ps: The second change, new book seedlings ask for support, ask for flowers, ask for recommendation tickets, ask for monthly passes, ask for all support! Kneeling and begging!!!

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