I, the shame of the Uchiha, am actually the darkness of the ninja world?

The two of them were in a state of panic, and the two of them were in a state of panic.

While Hoshigaki Kisame was sweating profusely, Uchiha Kage finally took out the storage scroll from the treasure bag in his crotch.

Seeing that what Uchiha Kage took out was a storage scroll, Hoshigaki Kisame's heart finally slowly fell.

Fortunately, fortunately...

It was just a false alarm.

If it was really a situation of "a strong man seducing a man", with the strength and speed shown by the other party, he really couldn't beat him, and couldn't run away...

Hoshigaki Kisame breathed a sigh of relief.

…

“A strong man should have the style of a strong man.”

“I’m still short of a sword-carrying guard. I wanted to capture a village’s shadow, but I think it’s a bit impolite to do so…”

“Although your strength is a little bit worse, it’s still okay. How about it? Do you want to follow me?”

Uchiha Kage took out a storage scroll from his shorts, unfolded it, summoned the big sword Samehada and the double swords Samehada, raised them to Hoshigaki Kisame, and said calmly.

But suddenly he saw the strange look on Hoshigaki Kisame’s face that had not yet faded.

“Hmm?”

Uchiha Kage raised his eyebrows in confusion.

Out of curiosity, he immediately showed his Mangekyō Sharingan and used the ‘Eight Meanings’ to sense and explore what Hoshigaki Kisame was thinking at the moment.

It’s better not to know. This investigation instantly covered Uchiha Kage’s forehead with black lines.

Trendy!

Women with rich capital can own a four-dimensional space bag, so why can't a rich boy like him own a treasure bag? !

He will never be like Madara and Hashirama, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo, Naruto and Sasuke... uh, now he should be called 'Tobirama'...

In short, the name is not the point, the point is that he will never be gay, and he will always only like beautiful girls! (Highlight!!)

"Damn Kisame!"

"What kind of terrible things are in your stupid head!?..."

Uchiha Kage's eyes twitched, and he clenched his fists tightly, staring at the embarrassed Hoshigaki Kisame with a fake smile, his eyes full of danger.

He swore that he would kick Hoshigaki Kisame's ass hard next time, and if he was really upset, he would change to pointed leather shoes!

A little brother, dare to doubt his sexual orientation? !

…

Except for this episode, the process of recruiting Hoshigaki Kisame went very smoothly.

The main reason is that Hoshigaki Kisame has lost his life goals and direction and is at a loss.

At this time, a choice suddenly appeared in front of him. No matter whether it is suitable for him or not, he must try it, even if it is just to find something to do in his empty life.

After successfully recruiting Hoshigaki Kisame, Uchiha Kage took a vacation in the Hidden Mist Village for a while. After staying for a full month, he was ready to go home.

"My dear Mei Terumi, let's go. It's not like I won't bring you back next time. Be good..."

Uchiha Kage looked at Mei Terumi, who was holding the roadside electric pole tightly with both hands and was throwing a tantrum. After trying to pull it down twice and failing, he persuaded her in a gentle voice with a helpless look on his face.

It's like sending a child to school.

"I don't want it!"

"Also, I never said I wanted to be your wife! I definitely don't like bad men like you who are lustful..."

Terumi Mei hugged the electric pole, tilted her head and stared at Uchiha Ying and shouted.

"..."

No, sister?

Is there any man in the world who is not lustful? If he is not lustful, then he is lustful for men!

And, aren't you also a bad woman!

"No wonder she became an older leftover woman in the original story..."

Uchiha Ying pouted and muttered to himself.

He immediately took out a blue sack exclusive to Terumi Mei from his colorful shorts.

"..."

"Okay, let's go."

"It's not that I don't like bad men like you..."

When Terumi Mei saw the sack that Uchiha Ying took out from the treasure bag, her face froze, and she simply gave up struggling and let go of the electric pole.

The corners of her mouth twitched a few times, and she rolled her eyes at Uchiha Ying and spoke.

Compared to the bad man, she couldn't accept being put into the sack taken out from the crotch!

"Indeed, as the saying goes, if a man is not bad, women don't love him!"

Uchiha Ying nodded in agreement and stuffed the sack back with great satisfaction.

He who knows the times is a hero.

His wife, Mei Terumi, is undoubtedly

This is the hero!

After solving the ideological work of Mei Terumi, Uchiha Kage and his party set off immediately and headed back home.

Uchiha Kage can definitely be said to have gained a lot from this trip to Kirigakure.

Not only did he quietly gain the title of Daimyo of the Land of Water and improve the progress of his wife's capture, but he was also not completely idle during his vacation.

As the saying goes, a goose leaves traces when it passes by. During this period, Uchiha Kage left a lot of Flying Thunder God techniques in the obscure corners of the streets and alleys of Kirigakure.

After a lot of land grabbing, the Land of Water and Kirigakure can be said to be completely included in his territory.

Come and go as you please in the future.

Even if someone finds out about the Daimyo of the Land of Water and wants to oppose it in the future, with the powerful strength of the clone Jie and the super high mobility provided by the Flying Thunder God technique, it will not make any waves!

Uchiha Kage's overall layout plan for the ninja world is roughly the same.

Without being noticed, he quietly "seized" the sovereignty of most countries and did great things quietly.

There are only a few people in the ninja world who are able to detect and see through Jie's disguise and illusion.

After discovering the truth, these few people have the strength to escape from Jie and publicize the matter, which is even rarer!

He will not be stupid enough to attack the powerful daimyo first.

Take it step by step and proceed cautiously.

Even if the truth of the matter can no longer be hidden in the end and is disclosed, most of the territory of the entire ninja world will have been included in his hands.

The remaining three or two big cats and small cats are also useless in the face of the general trend of the ninja world.

As a qualified time traveler, Uchiha Kage strictly follows the principles of time traveler:

Oh! Oh! All of them!

From the moment he traveled to the ninja world, the ninja world already had a master!

...

The Land of Fire, Konoha.

Soon after Uchiha Kage returned to Konoha with his wives and the sword-carrying bodyguard Hoshigaki Kisame, a rumor quickly swept through Konoha like a gust of evil wind.

"Have you heard about it?"

"This time, Jie did not bring back a beautiful female ninja from another village, but brought back a man!"

"Wow!"

"It turns out that he is popular with both men and women. No wonder Jie often comes to my stall in groups to buy glutinous rice balls..."

"It seems that I have to stay away from that guy in the future. After all, there are not many men who look as good as me in Konoha..."

The greasy and fat boss with a round face patted his chest with chest hair exposed at the collar, with a face full of fear.

...