I, the shame of the Uchiha, am actually the darkness of the ninja world?

The hot springs in the ninja world are famous for the Hot Spring Country, but the Fire Country occupies the most resource-rich land and has several hot spring resources.

There is such a hot spring hotel in Konoha Village.

"Madam boss, mixed bath, two people!"

Uchiha Ying shouted to the boss lady at the front desk.

Well, the boss lady is an elderly woman.

"Xiaoying!"

Uchiha Xiaonao hurriedly stepped forward to cover Uchiha Ying's mouth and smiled awkwardly at the boss lady.

"Men's bath, we want men's bath."

What a joke!

The men's bath costs 1,000 yen for one adult and one child, and the mixed bath costs 1,500 yen. He won't spend such money in vain!

"Are you sure you want the men's bath?"

The proprietress moved her pen slightly, looked up at Uchiha Xiaonao and the others, and said, "A young girl just went into the mixed bath..."

"Listen to me! We want to take a mixed bath!"

Uchiha Ying's eyes sparkled, and he pulled Uchiha Xiaonao's hand away, saying excitedly.

Uchiha Xiaonao did not object this time, his eyes wandered around, and he was obviously a little moved.

After registering at the front desk, the two changed into boxer shorts in the room, and opened the mixed bathing curtain with anticipation.

"Ga!"

How is this different from what Jiraiya wrote in the book?

Is this a young girl?

Uchiha Ying looked at the large empty space in the middle of the hot spring, and the middle-aged aunt, about 200 pounds, looked at Uchiha Xiaonao face to face.

Is this youth compared to the boss lady?

"Wow! The handsome boy has a good figure! Come over and chat for a while?"

The middle-aged lady weighing about 200 pounds couldn't help but brighten up when she saw Uchiha Xiaonao, and she covered her mouth and laughed softly.

Although Uchiha Xiaonao is an inconspicuous passerby Chunin in the clan, as a member of the Uchiha clan, his appearance is guaranteed, and ninjas need to exercise regularly, so they are also in good shape.

The most likely reason why he has no girlfriend so far is that the guard team has a bad reputation in the eyes of ordinary people in the village, and the Uchiha clan respects the strong...

So the reason why Uchiha Xiaonao is still single is because of the hateful Danzo!

"Teacher, your good fortune is here~"

Uchiha Ying pushed Uchiha Xiaonao, and quickly entered the hot spring from the vacant space next to him.

Although it is a loss now, it is a money spent!

If you don't soak, you will lose more money, so you must stop the loss in time!

Damn Danzo!

Ruined my hot spring dream...

Uchiha Ying immersed himself in the hot spring, only his head was exposed.

The hot steam made his head dizzy, but it was quite comfortable~

...

Uchiha Ying had agreed to pay the bill before coming, but Uchiha Xiaozhi was a loyal and honest man after all, so he paid the bill in advance.

For this reason, Uchiha Xiaozhi, who felt that he had lost both money and color, looked a little depressed.

"Okay, teacher, it won't cost you a piece of meat to be looked at twice. Next time I have a chance, I will invite you to experience the hot springs in the Land of Hot Springs..."

Uchiha Ying comforted him twice, but it was obviously not very effective.

Obviously, this hot spring trip shattered the beautiful fantasy in a man's heart.

"Cheer up, teacher, our explosive reform plan has not been completed yet! Think about those beautiful young ladies... Do you feel alive again?"

Uchiha Ying walked along, cheering Uchiha Xiaonao all the way, and finally made him recover.

"The second step to liberate your appearance is to take care of your hair!"

"Cleanliness is not only about a person's hygiene, but also the first impression he gives people in terms of image. Teacher, your hair style looks a bit sloppy, it would be better to cut it shorter..."

Uchiha Ying said, pulling Uchiha Xiaonao directly into a barber shop on the side of the road.

Although he doesn't understand styling, he has seen a lot of anime characters!

He picked up a pen and brushed it in the barber shop, and Uchiha Xiaonao's long-haired hedgehog head close to his face became neat and tidy in the hands of the barber.

Although it still can't change the nature of the hedgehog head.

Fortunately, my hair is soft, so I'll make a hair crown and a brocade robe...

Haha!

Don't fascinate the Uchiha in the clan!

"The last step of the explosive change is clothing style!"

"Clothes make the man, and good clothing style can enhance a person's temperament to the greatest extent. A clean image plus good clothing style is enough to determine others' first impression of you..."

After coming out of the barber shop, Uchiha Ying took Uchiha Xiaonao to the clothing store.

The sweatshirts, shirts, vests, etc. that Uchiha Xiaonao liked were all rejected by Uchiha Ying at a glance!

"Listen to me, put on this set of clothes..."

"Xiaoying! This is a yukata!"

"Isn't this a set of pants for you? Think of a young and beautiful lady, a girlfriend who is soft and fragrant, and gives you kisses and hugs..."

"Don't say anything, I'll wear it..."

"..."

After an effective communication, Uchiha Xiaonao successfully put on the same COS clothes as Sasuke in white.

"Not bad, don't tuck your chest too straight, show your chest muscles a little, and have a sense of relaxation, understand?"

Uchiha Ying made some fine adjustments and nodded with satisfaction.

These days, if you want to have a relationship, you have to take a different approach and be the most handsome guy on the street!

Peacocks know to spread their tails when courting, so it's not shameful to wear Pinru's clothes!

You really have to say.

After the transformation, Uchiha Xiaozhi walked on the street and the rate of turning heads was directly raised. After walking two streets, several bold young ladies came up to chat with him.

Uchiha Xiaozhi, who was experiencing happiness, was almost flushed. He let himself go and left Uchiha Ying to wander around the streets of Konoha.

"Ah! You really forget your loyalty when you see a beauty. I hope you can help me give birth to a beautiful little wife, so that my hard work will not be in vain..."

Uchiha Ying shook his head, sighed, and then turned and left.

Hiding merit and fame.

After parting, Uchiha Ying walked towards the snack street. With a huge sum of money in his hand, he wanted to eat a lot!

Hmm?

When he was about to walk out of the commercial street, Uchiha Ying's powerful mental power sensed something in the air, raised his head in confusion, and then looked at the shop across the street.

Sento is a public bathhouse.

It turned out to be the old pervert Sarutobi Hiruzen...

Uchiha Kage curled his lips in disdain.

Although he also likes to look at beautiful girls, he will never peep! Even if he has the ambition to be the prime minister, he will not show mercy to married women!

Of course, those who are helpless and need care cannot be counted as such...

"I despise such immoral people the most. They simply ruin the reputation of LSPs like me! I have to find a way to get him..."

Uchiha Kage's eyes flickered, and he began to calculate in his mind.

The telescope technique can monitor the target's chakra aura from a distance, and Sarutobi Hiruzen can observe at will within the range of the Konoha Village barrier.

And he can sense the chakra aura in the sky.

It can be inferred that the principle of this technique is to put one's own chakra into the surveillance location in some way, and then transmit the scene perceived by the chakra to the crystal ball for image reproduction...

If so, if one uses illusion to disturb the chakra responsible for perception here, so that it perceives the wrong scene, then this wrong scene will also be reproduced on the crystal ball.

And because of the crystal ball in the middle, Sarutobi Hiruzen can't tell that the scene he observed is actually an illusion!

There is a way, a lot of ways!

It just so happens that I have just learned two illusions. If I work hard, I might scare Sarutobi Hiruzen, who is in high spirits, into insanity!

"What a good opportunity, I'll also take the opportunity to try the strength of the three-magatama blood-red eyes in illusion..."

Uchiha Ying smiled evilly and observed the surrounding environment.

When passing a shadow, a shadow disappeared into an empty corner from under his feet.

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