I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 53 You are the eternal god

Su Han never thought that his father would show his mother the gift he gave him.

What a shameless!

but…

Why do I look forward to the performance of my mother behind me so much?

Zhou Qing’s eyes lit up after seeing the exquisite packaging that Su Long had taken out.

This old guy.

They are all a lot of age, so what are they still doing specialization.

Although she felt happy in her heart, Su Han’s mother just didn’t say, eh, just play!

“My wife, hurry up and take a look.” Su Long hurriedly urged.

He also wanted to see what kind of gift the brat had prepared for himself.

Fuck…

Fuck, this prodigal thing!

How to give me this kind of thing!

That dazzling packaging, dazzling shape.

Su Long couldn’t look directly at him.

Su Han on the side couldn’t help but want to laugh, his face was almost red, and he wanted to laugh too much.

Dad.

It’s all your own death.

Can’t blame me, I said it was for you, you still have to give it to mom.

And the other side.

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were very familiar with the words on the gift.

Almost at the same time.

The two remembered.

Good guys!

Two people called good guys in their heads.

Mother Su Han threw the gift box aside, the rich smile on her face gradually disappeared, replaced by a calm look before the storm.

“Hahaha…”

There was a calm laughter.

However, it fell in Su Long’s ears, yet it seemed so harsh.

“Is this the gift you gave me?” Mother Su Han picked up the gift in the box with a smile on her face.

Su Long quickly said: “Wife, no, you listen to my sophistry, tui, you listen to my explanation, things are not what you think.”

Mother Su Han didn’t listen.

Picking up the gift and tossing it, he said with a strange smile: “When did I learn to drink and want you to send me Feitian Maotai?”

This gift is Moutai that Su Han secretly came back from a prostitute when he ate a few days ago!

Su Han had thought about it, but today he would be happy for Su Long.

But…

Things backfired.

At this moment, Su Han hangs up high and it doesn’t matter to him.

Just looking away like this, even if the father winked hard at himself, Su Han didn’t waver at all.

“My wife, things are really not what you think.”

Su Long couldn’t help howling in despair.

He’s meowing, now I can’t wash it out even after jumping into the Yellow River.

Mother Su Han’s face became cold, and she immediately said, “Go back to the room. It seems that it has been too long to teach you. I’m so courageous!”

Su Long heard this and suddenly felt there was hope.

Hurriedly ran out and used the strongest force in his life to rush.

boom.

The door of the room closed tightly.

Su Han’s mother also got up and walked slowly to the room.

this moment.

The atmosphere in the living room has also become a little weird.

“It’s Feitian Maotai.” Lin Qingyan smiled slightly, turning her head to Liu Lingyue and said, “This wine seems familiar.”

With a faint smile on Liu Lingyue’s face, she looked at Su Han and said softly: “Yes, it’s a bit like the Feitian Maotai that was taken away during dinner that day. Are these two bottles?”

Su Han is not afraid.

The same mumbled: “Yeah, it really seems.”

“I remember, that day the waiter told me that they had a big promotion on Feitian Moutai in their store. Buying two bottles of the second bottle is a 9.999% off. It’s a bargain.”

“Really made a profit!”

Lin Qingyan: “???”

Liu Lingyue: “???”

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators saw this scene and burst into laughter again.

“As expected of you, my Su straight man, how did you get such a thick skin.”

“Su Zhinan, my idol, there is no one!”

“It’s really a man who inherited the lineage of Old Su, powerful! This face is really thicker than the city wall, and it’s a 9.999% off, laughing to death.”

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were very speechless.

Just look at Su Han.

However, Su Han didn’t feel embarrassed at all. On the contrary, it was very natural and took it for granted.

The three of them stared at each other in the living room, and Su Han did not panic when he beat two.

After a while, Lin Qingyan couldn’t help it, and said, “Brother Xiaohan, can you still want…”

boom!

at this time.

There was a loud noise nearby, and the three of them looked back and found that Su Han’s mother was slapping the door hard.

“Open the door quickly, don’t think you’ll be fine if you hide inside!”

Angry!

Obviously I am so happy tonight, but the atmosphere is ruined by this old man!

I shouldn’t have any hope for this old and dishonest person.

“Don’t open the door yet!”

The slap on the door became hurried.

Crunch.

The door to the room was opened.

Su Han’s mother was angry and was about to rush in to give Su Longshi a lesson.

His figure took the lead out of the room door.

Puff through.

Kneel on one knee!

Dad is holding a large bouquet of roses at the moment, smelling fragrant.

“Wife, today is your birthday. It was just me joking with you.” The old man looked at Su Han’s mother affectionately.

“The gift I want to give you is very special.”

Su Han’s mother saw him kneeling on one knee, she immediately covered her mouth and stared at him blankly.

This scene is so familiar.

Once, he used this trick to propose marriage.

The old man’s eyes were filled with deep emotions, and his words were extremely soft: “My wife, please give me a chance, let me give you this gift.”

“Okay, take it out.” Mother Su Han nodded seriously.

Old and dishonest.

The old man stood up slowly and passed the rose in his hand.

Taking the flowers, Su Han’s mother frowned and said, “Where are the gifts?”

Bo!

suddenly!

The old man hugged Su Han directly, and when she was caught off guard, he kissed deeply.

At that moment, Su Han’s mother was stunned.

This is not serious!

This scene is too sweet.

The three young people stood in the living room, staring at Su Long’s performance blankly.

Called from my heart:

“Father, you are the eternal god!!!”

This wave of operations directly turned the danger into a breeze.

Even Su Han didn’t expect that his dad, who usually looks dishonest, would have such an emotional intelligence.

It’s a bullfrog!

At this moment, there seemed to be only a sweet to greasy taste left in the living room, and the world belonged to these two old couples and wives.

All three of Su Han are superfluous.

After a long time…

The old man let go of his mother.

Looking at the somewhat unaccustomed mother Su Han, Su Long’s eyes full of vicissitudes and time flashed with pride.

“You old and dishonest, the children are still there.” Mother Su Han said embarrassedly.

Su Long grinned, his handsome middle-aged face was full of seriousness: “This is not important, wife, what is important is…”

“I love you!”

vomit!

Greasy!

Su Long’s words directly caused Su Han to vomit on the spot. Dad is too greasy!

But The next moment…

Su Long’s words made Su Han directly confused.

“Wife, in fact, the gift just now was given to me by our eldest son. I really don’t know anything.” Su Long said seriously.

Su Han: “!!!”

Damn it, daddy, you cheated! ! !

PS: Today’s 4th change 8600 words have been delivered, tomorrow will continue 5th change, begging for gifts and reminders~