I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 78 As someone who comes here… I suggest you don’t come here

There is a physical education class today.

However, the math class is the first one.

I used to look forward to physical education, but the physical education teacher seems to be too unlucky.

Today is different.

The physical education teacher actually came to class!

So the students are very excited and eager to see my dear physical education teacher.

or…

Everyone wants to play sports with new students.

At 10:20 in the morning, physical education.

All the students rushed to the playground at the greet of the physical education teacher.

First came two laps of running, and then went to the sports room to get basketball and badminton.

But Su Han is different.

He didn’t play anything, he was addicted to the king recently.

After running, Su Han ran to the familiar shade of the tree and sat down.

Then he took out his phone and started qualifying.

“Brother Han, go play, play the king.” Before the qualifying starts, Gougan and Jiezi Viagra walked over, grabbed Su Han’s phone, and said to him.

“Look at you beating the king every day, your body is about to get moldy.”

Su Han looked up at Goudan, and then at his own figure.

“……”

Should I tell you, I can actually beat the three of you with one punch?

Su Han is a little tired.

“I don’t want to play ball.”

I just want to have two happy qualifying matches.

However, Goudan and the others did not speak, and directly set up Su Han to the basketball court.

There are other classes here who are also taking physical education classes.

However, Su Han was also allocated half of the basketball court.

Nearby, the new arrival Yun Ran naturally merged into the new group, playing table tennis with a group of girls.

As a 27-year-old female cultivator who played two seasons of high school students, Yun Ran knows how to gain the trust and favor of her classmates.

Moreover, before the end of the show, she will not expose own.

Have a great time with a group of mortals.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators are also commenting.

“Xiao Ran Fairy is as pure as ever. I really like this Fairy.”

“I really envy those mortals. They can still play with Xiao Ran Fairy. Unlike me, I am now being played by Wangcai at home.”

“Wang Choi? Upstairs is the boss who fed his father Medicine Pill to the dog?”

“you know me?”

“Well, I know, I heard that your dog is almost Gold Core, and you are still in the Divine Hidden Realm.”

“???”

“Hahaha, upstairs, you speak too fatally.”

As a fat house, Su Han did not show that he was good at playing basketball, but was sparse and normal.

After a half-time match with the three of them, Su Han pretended to be panting, then returned to the shade of the tree and sat down.

but…

Su Han just wanted to open the game and was about to start owning the Canyon of Kings.

Su Han suddenly stood in front of him with a figure of Miaoman, looking at the smooth and straight large intestine legs in front of him, Su Han glanced up along the legs.

Standing impressively was Yun Ran who had just arrived today.

With a faint smile on Yun Ran’s peaceful face, she didn’t speak, and just looked at Su Han like this.

It seemed to be waiting for Su Han to speak.

But…

Su Han just squinted at her for a long, long time…

Three minutes passed.

Yun Ran couldn’t help it, and said first: “Hello classmate, what is your name?”

dammit.

Can it be fun?

You weak mortal!

Yun Ran cursed secretly in his heart.

Su Han suddenly fell into thought when he heard this. Two seconds later, Su Han replied: “My name is Wang Tiezhu.”

Dog egg: “???”

Sorry, I was offended!

Yun Ran was also a question mark on his face.

You are so special, I really think I don’t know what your name is, do you?

However, as an actor, she continued to smile patiently: “Hey, Wang Tiezhu is playing basketball over there.”

As he said, he pointed to the dog eggs running wild on the field.

Seeing her smile, Su Han fell into thought again, and then said, “Actually, my name is GUN.”

GUN?

Yun Ran looked at him suspiciously.

What do you mean?

The cultivator in the live broadcast room was also taken aback.

“GUN? Have you come out to explain what it means?”

“It should be some mortal abbreviation.”

“I remember that the natives of the Northern Territory seem to have this language.”

A group of cultivators are discussing what Su Han means.

But Yun Ran was too lazy to use his brain, and said directly: “Classmate, what does this mean?”

Special, can you be more serious?

Su Han paused, then said, “You take out your phone.”

Yun Ran followed suit.

Continue to ask: “Then what?”

“You turn the input method into pinyin mode, and then enter the three words of GUN. The first word is what I want to say.”

All right.

Yun Ran continued to do the same. She used Wubi and handwriting and had never learned Pinyin.

After she played GUN according to Su Han’s words…

The first word on the screen made her froze directly.

roll!

Damn it!

f*ck.

Can you be a little bit cheaper, I just want to ask your name, as for you?

“Hehe, classmate, you really love to joke.” Yun Ran’s expression was a little stiff.

Su Han glanced at her, calmly said: “Are we familiar?”

“Uh, I’m not familiar with it.” Yun Ran was taken aback, and shook his head.

“That’s right, so this word is what I mean.” Su Han said very flatly.

! ! !

In fact, Su Han’s nature is not bad, nor is it true for everyone, otherwise he would not have such a good treatment in the class, let alone have a good relationship with all his classmates.

If the kind of person Su Han hates comes in, then Su Han’s attitude is two completely different people.

Yun Ran took a deep breath.

Not angry.

This is a mortal, he can slap himself to death with a slap.

Yun Ran saw that Su Han couldn’t get close now, so she left first and continued to play table tennis with the girls.

“Brother Han, why are new classmates looking for you?”

At this time, Goudan also came over with a bottle of water, sweating all over.

Su Han thought for a while, then said, “What do you want to ask?”

Gou Dan looked up at the sky and asked, “Well, Brother Han, as a person here, can you teach me how to get closer to my sister?”

Regarding the encounter with own, the dog didn’t care at all, and it was not the first time he was rejected anyway.

Come here…

Thinking of something, Su Han squinted his eyes and looked at the dog egg. Su Han said, “How do I feel that you are taunting me?”

Dog egg: “???”

I am a cat, so I want to ask you why you are so attracted to girls.

Why can’t I? !

Why, why!

Dog Dan felt so angry.

However, Su Han didn’t know the reason for Goudan’s single. It was so obvious to everyone, but this guy didn’t say anything.

Isn’t it normal to be single?

Gougan asked hurriedly: “Brother Han, you are here, so please tell me how to attract a girl!”

At this time, the cultivators in the live broadcast room also quietly pricked their ears.

Yes.

Why is Su Han so popular?

With the expectation of everyone, Su Han meditated for two seconds, then slowly said: “As a person who came by, I suggest you…Don’t come.”

Dog egg: “???”