I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 97 You are standing in front of me, but I am playing the piano to the cow

Su Han came to school, but today he still didn’t meet the big devil.

Hey.

It’s another boring day.

When will my Straight Man Talking Skills + Poisonous Chicken Soup Daquan + Master Duan Rank + Bargaining Professionals be able to use it?

Su Han was in distress.

Because he found that he seemed too free.

One day’s course was spent in boredom. Today’s Su Han also read through all the textbooks from grade one to grade three.

Never forgetting skills are so perverted.

Su Han feels that he has been enriched a lot. This unpretentious and unpretentious school days is simply irritating.

However, I don’t know why, I didn’t even meet Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue all day today.

It seems that the two of them didn’t come to school for some reason.

As for the reason, Su Han said it has nothing to do with him!

When school is over, Su Han and Goudan leave school together and come to the fork in the road where they separated. Su Han took out the speaker from his backpack.

“Dogdan, this speaker is for you.”

Looking at the speaker in the image of Wang Lufei in front of him, Goudan was very surprised: “Where did I buy such a unique speaker?”

“Hey, if you ask so much why, this speaker will be for you.”

Putting the speaker into Goudan’s hand, Su Han walked in the direction of Green Court.

“It’s weird.” And Goudan returned home with the speaker happily.

Today’s Goudan is on a business trip again.

Gou Dan Ma played mahjong in the old Li’s house next door.

Gougan has long been accustomed to the days when no one is in the house, and he doesn’t need it anyway!

When I got home, I activated the speakers.

“Face binding is successful, nickname: Tie Zhu!”

After Gougan heard this sound, he was immediately unhappy.

“Can you change the voice of the female system? I’m not used to the male voice!”

“Who are you?” the speaker asked.

Gougan was immediately fascinated. Is the current speaker so advanced?

Can you still chat with yourself?

Without even thinking about it, Goudan said directly: “Your father!”

Then, the speaker directly replied: “Eh, good son!”

Dog egg: “???”

Damn it, your speakers take advantage of me?

Gougan was immediately angry.

What age is there, there are such people?

“You bastard, believe it or not, I hammered you?” Goudan threatened.

[You are the legendary grandma doesn’t hurt, uncle doesn’t love it, you’re the dog who is beaten by others, right? 】

Dog eggs: “!!!”

“Fart, everyone loves me!”

Where did the rumor come from?

Who am I?

Wang Tiezhu!

In school, who didn’t know that Wang Tiezhu was playing basketball with three-pointers casually?

Why is it so special?

Who can touch me?

This is not blind self-confidence, but true, no one dares to move oneself!

But…

The answer from the low-mouth speaker made Goudan messed up.

[Others say you are SB, I don’t believe it, I don’t think you can be as simple as SB! 】

“You are too much!”

[Sure enough, you are different from those coquettish bastards outside, you are just a bastard, not coquettish at all. 】

? ? ?

At this moment, the dog eggs are completely messed up.

At the same time, he also broke out, just follow this speaker to the end!

“With all due respect, you are a spicy chicken!”

[Hearing is better than seeing, you really are a SB. 】

…..

In fact, this scene is not only going on here. In the downstairs of Su Han’s house, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue’s eyes are full of bloodshot eyes.

Looking at the speaker in front of me, I can’t wait to smash it directly!

Lin Fairy gritted his teeth and said, “Can’t you say something nice to you?”

[Actually… I am your father! 】

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

She broke down.

What is this thing in front of me.

Liu Lingyue was even more tired: “I beg you, please shut it down.”

I wanted to go to school today, but the smart speaker brought by Su Han was so powerful that I couldn’t go out.

Because…

This speaker can fly!

As soon as he went out, it flew out, even if he ran fast, this guy could still find himself.

It’s scary!

The point is, it can’t be smashed!

Even if she used her own power to smash it, she still couldn’t smash it!

It’s toxic.

[Why are you so polite? Since you are so polite, let me test you. The farthest distance in the world is not Life and Death. Do you know what it is? 】

Upon hearing this, Liu Lingyue’s beautiful eyes immediately recovered a little luster.

finally…

Is it going to be normal?

“Yes… he’s behind you?” Liu Lingyue said uncertainly.

[No, the farthest distance in the world is, you are standing in front of me, but I am playing the piano to the cow. 】

Liu Lingyue: “Ah ah ah!”

“I can not stand it any more!”

[Stop it quickly, I didn’t let you go up! 】

Liu Lingyue: “!!!”

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators have already laughed, because all their perspectives this day are on the side of the two Fairy.

The dialogue here is still interesting.

“Hahaha, I’m so ridiculous, what kind of sound box is this, talking so badly?”

“The things sent by Su Zhinan are all ghosts.”

“I have to say that even if Su Zhinan is not there, his influence is indeed everywhere.”

“Study is abolished, and this speaker brings me one step closer to Death.”

“Hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, just bury me.”

…..

And in the distance.

Far from the North Pole of the Blue Star, the deep ocean covered by glaciers.

Luo Li was standing in front of an Immortal Cave.

On it, a few big characters are engraved.

“Princess Gu Immortal Cave”

This is a strong man who uses Gu. It is said that he once turned a city into a world of Gu.

All Life’s people in the city have become Gu’s nourishment.

And he himself… is a strong man in the supernatural power realm!

Luo Li’s mission is very simple.

It is to find all the footprints of the immortal cultivators in the blue star, and take out the opportunities inside.

Gu Master is a villain title in the cultivation world.

An ordinary Gu Master can slaughter a city by throwing out a Gu, within a day!

A city with a population of tens of millions, kill them all in one day!

This is the horror of Gu Master.

“Gu…” Luo Li trampled a meat worm on his foot to death.

This is a kind of love.

……

On this day, not only did Blue Star have a major event, but also a major earthquake occurred in the cultivation world Yaochi Sacred Land.

that is…

The descendants of Elder also want to attack Su Han from the Lower Realm.

Of course, it took a long time.

Look back on the blue star.

A few days passed quickly. Su Han also played games and cultivation seriously at home for a while, but later found it was too boring, so he went to do things again.

Time passed quickly.

While Su Han was playing games, he slipped away quietly for a few days.

After playing for nearly five days, one morning, Su Han came out of the room and walked out with a heavy heart…

And today…

It is the beginning of the college entrance examination.