I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#141 - Hehehe I am a holy fly! 6K
Chapter 141: Hehehe~ I am a Holy Fly! 6K
This was a beautiful hilly area, with vineyards covering the mountains and plains. These vineyards cultivated a variety of peculiar grapes, their leaves and vines appearing in all sorts of colors.
It was strange, as it was currently winter, yet these grapevines had not yet withered. Their leaves were dusted with snow, yet they remained vibrant.
Some ordinary people were clearing snow in the fields.
A young girl shielded her eyes with her hand, gazing at the mountains and fields, excitedly saying, "Did you see that? A painting, a very clear painting!"
Some older farmers beside her smiled, not taking it seriously.
Everyone chimed in:
"This spot is still a bit off; go a little further east, to that hilltop. You can see it more clearly from there."
"There's nothing strange about it. You just moved here and don't know. It's the handiwork of the wizard lords. Every few years, these crops all over the mountains and plains will grow into this painting."
"We've taken care of the fields so well this year. When will the wizard lords come? Every time they come, they give out reward money!"
The girl asked a middle-aged woman curiously, "Aunt Stea, I heard Jack say that a few years ago, a large group of wizard lords rode dragons and flew down from the sky, then went into the painting? Is that true?"
"Of course, it's true. A large group of people comes every three to five years. But they come out of the dragon's stomach. Once, a witch's cauldron fell from the sky, and after it landed, the water inside started to boil, and then the wizard lords came out of the cauldron one by one~~"
Everyone started discussing lively. The girl suddenly blinked, noticing a small flying insect in the distant sky.
The small flying insect got closer and closer, and bigger and bigger. She realized with a start that it was a giant wind serpent!
The wind serpent was even bigger than a dragon, with scales of three colors and wings on its back.
It flew very fast and quickly arrived above the mountain. It was probably tens of meters long, hovering over people's heads, blocking out the sun!
The villagers seemed used to this and shouted excitedly. Some of the older ones even shouted, "Oh!~~ It's Lord 'Ukosa' who came this year, the great wizard lord of the Red Maple Leaf Kingdom! He's an amazing great wizard!"
The wind serpent circled in the sky for a while, then flew to an open space in the distance, shook its body, and then many small copper coins, large copper coins, and small silver coins fell from the sky.
For a time, money rained from the sky, and the villagers knelt and worshipped the sky in surprise, then went to the open space in groups.
Everyone was surprisingly orderly. When they arrived at the open space, they didn't fight or scramble. They all gathered around the open space and selected some people to be responsible for picking up the money. There were also people specifically watching and checking to see if anyone was hoarding it.
Soon, a group of people came out happily to pick up money, and each household could get a little.
The girl was pleasantly surprised to find a small piece of silver in a small pile of stones. She wiped the sweat from her forehead and looked at the sky, discovering that the large wind serpent had already landed on the mountain to the east.
"It really does spit them out of its mouth!~"
Hundreds of wizards, large and small, walked out of the wind serpent's mouth in a line, lining up in the open space on the mountain. They stood respectfully beside the wind serpent.
Before long, some small wind serpents or other Tier 4 and Tier 5 magical beasts flew down from the sky. Although they were small, they were still ten meters long. They transformed into professors one by one.
Roland stood in the line, staring blankly at the mountains and fields before him.
From this angle, the colorful fields and flowerbeds in the mountains and fields formed a magnificent painting.
The content of the painting was two wizards playing chess on a white chessboard.
After the professors came down, they chanted spells towards the field painting through the air, and then the characters in the field painting actually changed!
The two wizards in the painting moved, and as the magic chess pieces slowly landed on the chessboard, the chessboard seemed to be under heavy pressure, and small cracks appeared.
It seemed that the gradually appearing crack was the entrance.
However, the people in the painting moved very slowly. At this rate, it would take a while for the crack to truly open.
After watching the excitement for a while, Roland looked at the powerful wind serpent, his eyes filled with admiration.
The wind serpent had already coiled up in place. Then it gradually shrank, slowly transforming into a wizard.
This wizard was tall and thin, with some scales growing on his body. He was taciturn and stern. When he saw the students' gazes, he grinned, revealing a very ugly smile.
It wasn't that Vice Dean Ukosa wasn't happy, but that he had snake-transformation disease. The muscles on his body were very stiff, and he couldn't make many expressions.
The magic fluctuations on his body were very unnoticeable, but Roland knew that Ukosa was Yingtao's mentor, which meant he was his grandmaster.
Miss Yingtao beside Roland had a hint of admiration flashing in her eyes when she looked at Lord Ukosa.
Most of the professors were working, but Miss Fox Spirit was being lazy here, pretending to be a female apprentice.
Roland muttered to himself, "Soaring through the sky like a dragon... is this what a true wizard is?"
After a pause, Roland looked at his infatuated mentor, Yingtao, and said with a slight disdain, "Miss Yingtao, other mentors can transform, but you came with us in Vice Dean Ukosa's stomach. As a student, I feel very embarrassed."
Yingtao's eyes twitched. Catherine had said before that this little brat didn't know how to respect his teacher. She had realized this during the past few days of traveling.
She dared to expose her cheating when playing cards with her mentor! She was only owed seven or eight magic stones, and he kept chasing after her!
"What's there to envy?"
Yingtao curled her lips, not showing the slightest envy on her face. She looked at Ukosa in the distance, shook her head, and sighed, "It comes at a price. You'll know after you advance to a formal wizard. Only those who have no hope of taking another step forward will try to assimilate with 'Natural Oddities'.
Although their strength will greatly increase after fusion, even becoming invincible among their peers, it will be difficult for their realm to advance even an inch further.
Just like my former mentor, Lord Ukosa, he swallowed that oddity in order to advance to a Tier 2 wizard. But Lord Ukosa will never have the chance to touch the stars again. His realm will forever remain at the early stage of Tier 2."
Vice Dean Ukosa had a three-element aptitude. He failed twice when advancing to Tier 2. With his last chance, he had little hope, so he chose to assimilate with a three-snake wind serpent oddity, using the oddity to verify the truth. But his path ended there.
Yingtao raised her head, pointed a finger at Roland's forehead, and said, "Don't learn from them. You have to endure loneliness. Oh, I forgot, my student has no special skills other than playing cards. I'm afraid he won't even have the chance to step into a formal wizard and assimilate with an oddity... Hehehe."
Yingtao mocked her student, laughing like a fox that had just stolen a hen.
Roland was in a bad mood. He thought to himself, 'Assimilation... Isn't this dual cultivation with the Dao? If my future path narrows, I may have to choose the path of merging with an oddity.'
She added, "But even if my student doesn't become successful, after graduation, your teacher will arrange a place for you to go, so you can make a living."
Roland's heart warmed, and he asked curiously, "Then what if you assimilate with a mysterious object?"
Yingtao frowned, and she suddenly became serious, "Then you have to choose a better mysterious object. Otherwise, you'll become strange things like the Twilight Wizards... However, there are also many successful cases."
The Twilight Wizards were even more evil than the Black Abyss Wizards. The Black Abyss Wizards contained mystery, turning the entire school into a large containment site.
The Twilight Wizards merged with mystery, then turned into strange things.
Once they successfully merged with the Dao, their strength was terrifying. Haywood was an example. Although he had just stepped into the threshold of a wizard, ordinary Tier 1 early-stage wizards were probably no match for him.
Apart from the perverts of the Black Abyss, a normal Tier 1 early-stage wizard might be able to handle twenty or so apprentices. But if it was a group of elite apprentices holding various oddities and trump cards, and knowing how to target him, they definitely couldn't handle it.
How could they be like Haywood, who waved his hand and went crazy, wiping out Keira and a dozen others? And even beat Roland until he bared his teeth.
At this time, Roland noticed that Vice Dean Ukosa in the distance had been standing with his hands behind his back, looking up at the sky. He thought that Vice Dean Ukosa had some presence, but after a while, the professors also looked up at the sky one after another.
Before long, Roland and many advanced apprentices suddenly moved their eyes slightly and looked up at the sky.
In the clouds, there was faintly a house of cards. As soon as Roland saw its appearance clearly, the house of cards turned into a large firework with a crash.
Then, a rain of cards fell from the sky. Each of those cards was more than half a meter wide, with wizards drawn on them.
After the cards slowly fell, those wizards emerged from the cards in mid-air and landed on the ground.
They seemed to be from the White Chess Academy!
But the number seemed to be only a little more than a hundred, only a little more than the people from the Black Abyss Academy.
At this time, Roland suddenly noticed that there were no professors among these people. The leader was a golden-haired advanced apprentice who had already stepped into the threshold of a formal wizard.
Yingtao curled her lips and said in a low voice, "It's the Magician's Club of the White Chess Academy. A bunch of little Bs with no eyesight."
Roland was surprised. The Magician's Club was a club in the White Chess Academy. And it seemed that the people selected from just one club were more than the entire Black Abyss Academy.
This group of White Chess apprentices were very arrogant. Vice Dean Ukosa was standing here with his people, but they didn't even come to say hello after they came out. They just drew magic arrays on the ground by themselves.
However, this group of people worked together with remarkable coordination. Each person was responsible for a small part of the magic circle, making their efficiency exceptionally high. Moreover, no one made any mistakes, and in just a few minutes, they completed that huge and complex magic circle!
If this were a war, Baiqi Academy could send a group of apprentices to allow the entire academy to provide support at any time.
The leading golden-haired apprentice erected a large stone tablet in the center of the magic circle and then activated it.
Subsequently, figures flickered on the magic circle. Immediately afterward, a second-tier, mid-stage white-robed wizard with a large beard let out a hearty laugh and walked over with several professors.
"Ukosa~ It's been a long time."
This large-bearded, white-robed wizard carried a large staff, had a small magic wand inserted in his waist, and wore a sword.
He looked righteous and very amiable. The only thing Roland complained about was that his beard wasn't white enough and he didn't look enough like Gandalf.
However, this large-bearded, white-robed wizard looked six or seven parts similar to Professor Nading. Sure enough, when Branch Dean Ukosa went to greet him, Professor Nading followed closely behind.
The large-bearded, white-robed wizard spoke gently with Nading for a few words, and Professor Nading was not so restrained in front of this large-bearded wizard.
Judging from this appearance, they seemed to be very close relatives, just not knowing if they were grandfather and grandson or father and son.
Branch Dean Ukosa and this wizard, one dark and one white, stood together.
There was a small difference in their cultivation realms, but the white-robed wizard was quite polite to Branch Dean Ukosa.
When Branch Dean Ukosa was talking to the white-robed wizard, he would twitch the corner of his mouth from time to time, smiling a lot.
Their relationship seemed to be quite good.
At this time, Roland noticed that most of the people who came out of the magic circle were from various schools of the Baiqi Council. There were not many Baiqi wizard apprentices.
Ying Tao had already run over to the large-bearded, white-robed wizard to curry favor, so Roland went to Charlie and the others to inquire about information.
The three gambling gods were all there, but Helena didn't come. Speaking of which, she had also advanced to an intermediate apprentice. After her strength became stronger, she became very arrogant, clamoring to come and challenging Senior Roland to a PK, with the loser getting spanked.
As a result, Roland used a bunch of tricks to completely subdue her. Then, when she heard that Roland was going to tie her up and spank her, she was so scared that she ran away without a trace. Otherwise, if she brought her little girlfriends to join in the fun, Roland and his brothers would have a headache.
Roland and his brothers were now standing together—the four great gambling gods.
The president of the Magic Chess Association, 'Andy,' the minister Charlie, the minister Lance, and the true gambling god Roland.
There was also a group of followers around them, and the vice president belonged to the followers—all advanced apprentices.
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But he played cards poorly and was not qualified to stand in the front.
Roland had been getting along well with the advanced apprentices these days. After he stood with everyone, everyone looked at Roland with an unhappy expression, as if they all owed Roland a lot of money.
After hearing Roland's question, President Andy said, "Baiqi Academy protects its seeds well. As soon as they heard that the Twilight Wizards might be coming, they forbade voluntary participation. Unlike us, when we heard there was danger, we increased the rewards a lot to encourage everyone to come and seek death."
Alex said, "Boss, don't say that. The news is not confirmed yet. June is the best time. If they didn't come, they probably won't come in this cold winter."
Lance stomped his feet, shaking off the snowballs thrown at him by the female apprentices, and said, "Not too many people from other schools have come."
President Andy said again, "Small schools don't have that many magic medicine gardens, let alone magic forests. Moreover, this is the academy cup organized by the council. Even if many small schools don't want to come, they have to give some face and send some dregs to make a show."
Roland nodded and said, "So that's how it is. President Andy knows a lot."
Charlie followed Roland and flattered President Andy.
Although President Andy was the worst player in the four-person group, his strength was very formidable. He had already half-stepped into the threshold of a formal wizard. If it weren't for this matter, he would have been promoted long ago.
Many professors regarded him as a wizard.
In addition, President Andy was very loyal and usually took great care of Roland, so Roland was very convinced of him and their relationship was very good.
Roland did see many low-level apprentices in the various schools. Most of them were about to be promoted, but they belonged to the marginal roles in the school and could not be assigned good resources, so they came to try their luck.
In comparison, the Black Abyss Academy was the most active. Even the Baiqi apprentices who had entered the Black Abyss were influenced by the atmosphere of the Black Abyss and actively signed up. No wonder the people from the Black Abyss Academy were three times fewer than those from Baiqi Academy.
However, the benefits this time were indeed many.
People who performed well would be given a fief. Many people came for this.
Apprentices being given fiefs was no small matter. Setting up a magic medicine garden would ensure a worry-free life. If managed well, it could become a town like Dahl.
People like Charlie seemed to be doing well in the Black Abyss, but they were relatively marginal descendants in the Baiqi family, unlike Helena, whose father had a noble status and was favored. Therefore, Charlie and the others wanted to try their luck if they had the chance.
Charlie pointed his chin at the golden-haired leader of the magicians in the distance and said, "Look, that's my good cousin, your that . . ."
Before he could finish speaking, a commotion suddenly erupted in the crowd.
Many Baiqi female apprentices who were originally playing around looked up at the sky, and then, as if they had seen something unknown, their faces turned pale.
The atmosphere in the crowd suddenly became solemn. Many people put down what they were doing, and some nervously clenched their fists.
It was a hot air balloon slowly drifting from the sky. The hot air balloon was painted with many moving oil paintings, but it was too far away to see clearly. Banners fluttered on both sides, colorful and beautiful.
The only strange thing was that this hot air balloon only had the balloon on top and no basket below.
Slowly, it got closer—what kind of colorful hot air balloon was that?
It was something made up of 'cocoons' of various colors!
Most of those cocoons were rotten, and irregular eyes grew in the decaying sores, flowing with colorful pus.
These cocoons were squeezed together, swaying. The pus on top was also swaying, looking like the moving oil paintings on a hot air balloon.
The 'banners' hanging on both sides of the 'hot air balloon' were not banners, but dense and long tentacles, which swayed randomly in the wind, looking like a solemn banner.
The hideous and huge tumor of flesh slowly drifted over.
It blinked the hundreds of eyes on its body, then looked towards the Black Abyss side, and then floated on the other side of the Black Abyss Academy, deliberately sticking very close.
Subsequently, an opening opened at the bottom, and a large pile of foul-smelling mucus poured down.
There were unknown things wriggling in the mucus, seemingly wanting to struggle to climb out, but they couldn't. Bizarre faces protruded from the mucus.
They cried out:
—"Thirsty~~ Teacher~ I'm so thirsty~~ I'm dying of thirst~~ Please help me, teacher, boo hoo hoo hoo~"
—"Gooli jila. Jili gulu~~"
—"Hee hee, hee hee hee~~ I'm a maggot, hee hee, I'm a maggot! Swaying~ You are also maggots~ Turn into flies~ Turn into flies~! (Angry) I want to turn into flies!!"
At this time, the large tumor in the sky produced some more eggs.
These eggs shook, and seven or eight professors who looked very much like humans hatched out.
"Good children, good children~~ Don't cry, don't cry, the teacher is here."
They lovingly poured various things on the mucus, feeding their students.
Roland's eyes twitched slightly, and he thought to himself, "Sure enough, Twilight Wizards are the most suitable wizards to explore the mysteries."
The internal relationships of this demonic sect seemed very harmonious and friendly.
The skin of those professors was burned like it had been burned by fire, and their mouths were split to the roots of their ears, with a pile of tiny teeth on them.
After they came out, they took out sacred silver altars, exquisite porcelain pots, and patterned large pots.
It was unknown what was inside, but when they were poured out, the colors were very gorgeous and the taste was incredibly sweet.
After these things flowed into the mucus on the ground, they were quickly absorbed. Immediately afterward, the protruding human faces in the mucus tore through the mucus and slowly crawled out from the ground.
These apprentices were doing their best to maintain a human form, looking like they had normal limbs and heads. From a distance, nothing could be found. Closer, you would find that their bodies seemed to have many 'patterns' or cracks.
Closer still, you would find that none of these people were normal.
They were just binding together the messy things on their bodies.
They had all undergone deep modifications in mutation studies.
Among them, there was a mutated advanced apprentice with very good skin and a hood on his head.
But if you look closely, it was a jellyfish person or a coral worm!
Those tentacles, like straw, were tied into the shape of limbs, so he had hands and feet.
When he turned around, people found that the hood did not contain a head, but a flat and huge eye.
Among the Twilight apprentices, there were still normal people, but they had been severely contaminated in the experiments and their flesh was rotten.
Among them was a High Apprentice, humanoid in form.
Except he was naked.
His bare flesh was covered in maggots, and his mind seemed deeply fractured. He hugged his head, swaying back and forth, giggling incessantly.
— "Hatched~ Holy Fly~ Desert of the Living and the Dead~ Ah, the goddess, the maddening goddess... Wuu wuu wuu... Hee hee hee..."
Strangely, within the ranks of the Twilight Apprentices, there were only three High Apprentices.
And the wizards didn't call them apprentices, but referred to these three as 'Saints'.
The Three Saints.
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