I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

#220 - Shut up, you monster! Change!

Seeing that she was about to throw the dagger over, Roland hurriedly shrank back.

'Damn it! Elina (Anna)'s intuition is too strong, and she knows me too well. Catherine only developed murderous intent because she was watching me. But she saw my figure at a glance. My stealth technique doesn't work that well on her now.'

For the past two weeks, Anna has been coming to Roland to make trouble every day.

The same trick, once used in front of her, is useless.

Roland has now exhausted all his tricks.

Now, when Roland duels with Anna, he no longer has the feeling of 'I can win' that he had at the beginning.

He can already feel the crushing pressure of a peak first-order powerhouse in front of Anna.

Anna has thoroughly studied Roland's movements and methods. Moreover, she moves too fast, and her magic resistance and evasion are both maxed out.

Wizards are completely outmatched when fighting her. If Roland doesn't use clones, he doesn't even have the confidence to last three moves!

This is still because Roland is very familiar with her routines and can always sense where she is hiding.

If it were someone else, with the strength of the early first-order, they would probably be dead as soon as they saw a figure flash by.

Lost in thought, Roland had already taken off his clothes. He moved away from the wooden wall and chose a good spot where he could see the scenery on the other side of the air wall.

Roland found that his hot spring and his senior sister's seemed to be connected.

This was originally a whole hot spring area, but it was temporarily divided into two areas.

The wooden wall should have been erected temporarily when Roland and the others came over.

However, this temporary wooden wall is a bit special. Although there are gaps in it, it has some prohibition effects, so the two areas are isolated and can shield divine thoughts and sounds.

If you want to see the situation on the other side, you can only climb up and look with your eyes. Or flip over.

It can obviously shield divine thoughts, but I don't know how the senior sister was peeping just now.

"So comfortable."

The withered blood wizards seem to especially like hot springs. Moreover, the temperature of the spring water is very high, but it is just right for fire element wizards.

'The withered blood wizards seem to be mostly of fire and shadow attributes.'

The maids just left a lot of good wine, and Roland felt thirsty after soaking for a while.

But who knows if there are leeches in the wine cellar of the Withered Blood Fortress?

Who knows if there are strange things drilling into the wine?

Roland asked the servants in the ring to pour a large wooden cup of 'corrupted holy blood' in the church. Then he took out the glass of wine and leaned in the hot spring to watch the rain outside.

After taking a sip, Roland raised his eyebrows and thought to himself: 'The taste of tree sap seems to have become much less... Moreover, it's only been a few weeks, and the wine actually has a bit of mellowness.'

Roland drank a little, drinking two large wooden cups in a row. Then he asked the nun to bring him a cup with ice cubes, ready to drink it later.

Perhaps because the temperature of the pool was high, Roland felt a little drunk after a while, and his face was slightly red.

Suddenly, Roland frowned with a strange expression.

After a while, a lady stretched her lower body into the pool of water next to Roland.

"Would you like a cup?"

Sounds like Miss Maria.

Roland pretended to have just noticed someone approaching and turned his head in surprise.

After seeing the scene around him, Roland was completely dumbfounded. He rubbed his eyes fiercely, and then he felt like he had been hit by a heavy hammer, and his body swayed slightly.

Who is the person talking to Roland in front of him?

That's a strange leech person.

Her lower body, which entered the water, is many shriveled, deformed big tails. Like many leeches of different sizes, twisting together!

Those tails were swaying in the water, very scary.

Her upper body is human-shaped, but it looks like it has been dehydrated, withered and shriveled.

It looks like a mummy, even the hair is gone.

The mummy's teeth are almost falling out, jagged. Its mouth opens and closes, as if it is talking.

But how could Roland hear what it was saying? It was a corpse, even the tongue was shriveled and stuck to the lower gums.

How could a mummy talk?

The mummy cracked its mouth, not knowing whether it was crying or laughing triumphantly. It wriggled its shriveled leech lower body, and splashed water at Roland with its shriveled hand—as if it was playing with Roland!

Immediately afterwards, the mummy in front of him disappeared, replaced by a beautiful and elegant lady.

It's as if everything just now was Roland's illusion!

"Lord Roland? Lord Roland?"

The splash of water splashed on Roland's body, and Roland took two steps back in despair.

How could this be?

How could this be?

Could it be that I drank too much?

Suddenly, Roland noticed that Maria's jade feet deep in the water were not quite right. They seemed to be slowly becoming soft and smooth.

Perhaps feeling Roland's gaze, Maria's toes moved playfully, and then the toes bent into an exaggerated arc as if they had no bones.

Then one of her toes shook like a leech.

Why does her feet turn into this after touching hot water?

Or is it that there are ripples on the water surface and I didn't see it clearly?

Looking at the increasingly soft and curved jade legs in the water, Roland couldn't help but become sluggish.

After seeing Roland's reaction, Miss Maria couldn't help but feel a little proud and secretly despised him.

She thought to herself: 'Humph, as expected, he is a waste who can't move when he sees a woman.'

Maria originally planned to have a small contact with this baron, but she didn't plan to do it today.

After all, he just came today, the atmosphere is not enough, and the two are not familiar enough. It is not appropriate to contact rashly.

But when she was reporting the matter just now, she received a task.

Maria is very entangled in this task, because she found that the baron's status is a bit special. If she breaks him, she will offend Princess Catherine.

So she euphemistically persuaded him.

As a result, she was drained of blood.

This process was extremely painful.

Now she must draw blood from this kid, even if it's just a small cup.

The matriarch can't wait to taste it.

Therefore, Maria came today with a mission.

She can't have a small contact with this new baron. Today, she has to have a very in-depth contact with this pervert.

A cup of blood is not much or little. If this little wizard is very sensitive, he will notice it.

So, you have to suck in these blood when he is excited.

Although today's scene is not very suitable, Miss Maria has made some careful preparations in order to create opportunities.

She specially selected a very seductive hollowed-out bathing robe, and the embroidery on it is very particular.

Bathing robes, those relatively conservative noble ladies, do not like to expose the privacy of their bodies, and like to wear some simple clothes to cover their shame when soaking in hot springs.

Their materials are often that kind of linen, which is similar to linen shirts. It will not become transparent after being wetted. It has a bit of swimsuit nature, but it is the kind of full-body style.

In the beginning, bathing robes were used to cover shame. But gradually the taste changed, and many hollowed-out bathing robes appeared. Their material is no longer linen, but light yarn.

At this time, the bathing robe is very close to the gauze clothes of the goddesses in the oil paintings. But it is even more sexy.

It is said to be a shame-covering clothing worn for soaking in hot springs, but the effect of this kind of gauze clothing after being wet with water... Hehe.

If some noble ladies are particularly confident in their figure, then the picture of wearing these clothes and pouring water on them will definitely make people's blood boil.

It is more captivating than not wearing clothes.

However, Miss Maria's bathing robe is not just as simple as being captivating. If someone has research on painting, after seeing this bathing robe, they will think of that famous oil painting—'Harem Terrace'.

The heroine in the oil painting is a famous female official—also called Maria.

You can't see anything from just looking at the oil painting, because the content of the oil painting is generally to depict how dignified and beautiful Maria is.

There are many details on it. After the oil painting appeared, the style of bathing robes on the female official once became a fashion trend.

But if you understand oil painting, you will find that this oil painting is not that simple. There are many metaphors on it.

For example, in the silver plate on the table, there are broken eggs—this represents loss of chastity.

Also, in the oil painting, black swans and other animals represent bad things, defilement, etc.

If the viewer is more careful, he will find that there are strange plants at the four corners of the oil painting—the viewer is lying in the bushes peeking!

This oil painting has a background story: The general idea is that the elegant Miss Maria was raped by a court baron who broke in while bathing alone.

Under the baron's coercion and inducement, Miss Maria dared not speak out, so she had to let the baron play with her wantonly while crying in a low voice.

After this, because she did not dare to expose this scandal in the palace, she became his dog under the baron's coercion—this female official is an M.

Even more ironically, on the day of the incident, the baron's wife was having afternoon tea with the queen next door.

Maria knows what this rumored pervert baron likes, or rather, many of the poems he gave to his lovers imply such content—defilement, rape, coercion, affair...

Moreover, judging from the content of many crystal balls, he (Little Roland) is still very interested in porridge.

The content of the painting "Harem Terrace" not only perfectly suited his taste, but was also very similar to today's scene!

It was simply too perfect.

Miss Maria was wearing the same bathing robe today as the female official in "Harem Terrace."

Therefore, her meaning was self-evident. No, she didn't reveal any attitude.

She was just wearing a bathing robe.

This newly appointed baronet would guess, he would be conflicted, struggling with what she really meant.

And the more he guessed, the more he pondered, the more the two would repeatedly pull back and forth.

Maria had already planned that she would pull Roland back and forth fiercely, and when he couldn't bear it, she would seduce him, give him a chance, and let him defile her.

He would be very happy.

Miss Maria believed that Baron Roland would give her some feedback.

After all, he wasn't a serious person, extremely lewd, and very daring.

Moreover, he was also very mindless.

But to Maria's disbelief, this Mr. Baron Roland seemed to take a few steps back without showing any emotion in order to observe carefully.

Afterward, he even pretended to splash water, wetting Maria's bathing robe!

Maria covered her mouth and giggled.

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However, she was laughing in anger—in her one hundred years of life, she had never seen such a hopeless man!

However, since he was so proactive, Maria had originally only intended to tease him, but now she had changed her mind.

She planned to satisfy this baron's nasty taste for adultery.

Then, she would dangle him like a dog!

Amidst the giggling laughter, Maria entered the water.

Maria came in the name of service. So her behavior was very direct.

Although Baron Roland had just refused the services of the maids, it was far-fetched for her to come now, but judging from the earl's past behavior, he was obviously pretending to be serious, worried about next door.

Judging from the maids' report just now, the baron had been observing the wooden wall when they left.

He must have seen the trick of the wooden wall now and wouldn't worry about the other side knowing what was happening here. He probably regretted chasing the maids away.

Therefore, Maria believed that her timing was just right.

Looking at the baron's current performance... the moment Maria's gauze robe was wet, she saw that this Baron Roland actually rubbed his eyes fiercely.

Afterward, Baron Roland's splashing water became even more vigorous. It looked like he wanted to wet Maria's whole body as soon as possible.

The smile on Maria's face became more and more charming—I'm really convinced, you shrimp-headed man!

How would Maria know that in Roland's eyes, she looked completely different?

Those parts of her body that didn't touch the water looked like a mummy wrapped in a magic carpet for many years!

Some places that touched the water looked like smooth skin.

And those places that had been soaked in the water for a long time were slowly turning into leeches.

She looked incredibly strange, like a pieced-together monster, very discordant. It made Roland wonder if there was something wrong with his mind.

Roland knew that he could see through the appearance and see the truth underneath. But he had never seen such a strange scene.

Perhaps there was something wrong with the wine he drank? After all, drinking too much of that Heraca wine could make you go crazy.

Or was it that Maria didn't have enough hot water on her body? Or was the temperature not high enough?

As long as the temperature was high enough, or there was enough hot water on her, would she reveal her true form?

Roland splashed hot water on Maria intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a strange expression: "Honorable Baron Maria, have you come to the wrong place?"

Maria had originally prepared a set of words, but now she planned to tease this hypocrite.

She said with some surprise: "Lord Roland, this is a mixed bath."

In her words, Miss Maria took a few steps forward intentionally or unintentionally.

Miss Maria was specially trained, and her movements were very charming, especially when she walked on tiptoe in the water, it was very appetizing.

She knew her physical advantages, so she was deliberately flaunting her charm.

But she was playing the lute to a cow!

In Roland's eyes, Maria sometimes looked like a human, sometimes like a dried corpse, and sometimes like a bunch of leeches kneaded together.

Every time after splashing water, she would completely turn into a different appearance.

Her appearance kept changing, and Roland was not feeling well.

Seeing that Roland's gaze at her was becoming more and more sluggish, Maria was still secretly proud and contemptuous in her heart.

Dead man, he was probably eager to pounce on her now, right?

But he was still slowly backing away in entanglement.

Miss Maria decided to add fuel to the fire for Roland.

She slowly approached Roland, as if intending to put her arm on Roland's shoulder.

She pretended to be ashamed and said: "Mr. Roland~~ Only this bathroom in the Dry Blood Castle is open today. In order to serve you properly in the evening (dining with Catherine and attending the ball), people also need to take a bath and change clothes."

Roland was slightly stunned, he took a few steps back and said: "Serve me? What do you want to serve me for?"

Maria blinked her eyes and said: "What do you think?"

"Oh, it's dinner and a ball." Roland looked relieved.

Suddenly, Roland rubbed his eyes fiercely again, and then splashed water at Maria.

Maria blocked a few times, glared at Roland with a slightly angry look, and then smiled gently: "Okay, Lord Roland, I'm not joking with you. I just went to Madam's place, and she told me to come and keep you company."

Maria didn't want to waste time with this lecherous and cowardly man.

She knew that Roland must want to sleep with her.

So, after she finished speaking, she smiled playfully, then dived into the water and swam towards Roland.

Looking at the strange leech wriggling in the water, Roland was shocked.

He turned to run, but the thing was incredibly fast, and in the blink of an eye, it swam to his side and wrapped around him.

At this time, the monster turned into that strange leech in Roland's eyes again.

This big leech... was actually quite sexy.

It was made up of many leeches of different sizes, and the middle of the body was very tight, like wearing a corset.

This made the strange leech look like it had a slender waist. It also made its 'buttocks' and the 'breasts' above show exquisite curves.

Its lower body was like petals, or a skirt. The largest tail under the skirt was like bound legs, or a snake body.

Roland was now bound by these legs, and he actually felt the smooth touch.

However, a huge question arose in Roland's mind.

Where did this big leech come from?

Just now, he was clearly still drinking, how could a leech like this suddenly appear?

Looking again, his position was also wrong.

He was clearly leaning on the other side just now, but now he was at the air wall!

"I... I drank too much?"

"Am I dreaming?"

Roland grabbed his hair and looked at the dried corpse that was hugging his chest like a snake.

Wait, wait, wait?!

Dried corpse?!

Maria blushed slightly and said charmingly: "You are not dreaming, come on, let me serve you."

Looking at the beautiful woman in front of him, lying on his chest, fresh and charming, Roland's mind boomed, and a thunderbolt sounded in his head.

He was like Roderick on the stone bridge, and many memories emerged from his mind.

At this moment, many things were connected together by Roland, and he suddenly understood why he had lost his memory.

"I understand, I understand!"

Roland shouted excitedly: "I know! I know why I just lost my memory!"

"There was no Maria just now!"

"Since there is no such person as Maria, I naturally have no memory of her!"

Maria was stunned for a long time, she took a step back subconsciously, away from this lunatic, she said: "What are you talking about? What do you mean there is no such person as me? Aren't I right here?"

Roland looked at Maria with red eyes: "Bullshit!

You were a leech just now!

Not Maria!

Since you are not Maria, but a leech, then Maria disappeared!

Without the person Maria, I naturally don't know about what happened between Maria and me!"

Maria was completely dumbfounded.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, Roland splashed water at Maria with red eyes.

He stared straight ahead and said: "Change! Change! Change!"

Maria: "???"

As a wizard of the Twilight Council, Maria had undergone professional training.

Regarding various mental problems, she had done a lot of research in these one hundred years.

Maria could be said to be very knowledgeable.

But today, she had her eyes opened.

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