I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#345 - Team building with female colleagues? Rub their backs! Hug them left and right!
Williams said that there were still many things to deal with in the city, and they had to clean up the mess left by Kohlerd.
Tonight, let the six of them take their medicine and rest well, and come back to see them when everyone is done.
That day, Roland handed the Myriad Shadows to Williams. Williams and Catherine then left with their people.
Afterwards, a group of nuns brought some thick and large sleeping blankets, so that the six of them could sleep in any position they wanted at night.
While the nuns were arranging the sleeping blankets and bedding, lunch was also delivered.
"Lunch?"
Roland looked at the window in astonishment and said, "Isn't it night?"
A nun explained to Roland and the others: "Lord Lawrence, this is Archbishop Williams' arrangement."
Judging from the nuns' words, many divine script restrictions had been set up on the seventh floor, and the information inside and outside was completely isolated.
Certain special mysteries can be spread and contaminated through information.
For example, the 'Idiot Holy Son'.
According to the old scriptures, during the ancient times when this thing was at its worst, you would be infected as soon as you knew about it.
This kind of transmission does not distinguish between distance or even time.
The Idiot Holy Son may have been destroyed yesterday, but if you suddenly know about Him today, then you will be infected. You will become a 'mermaid'.
Now this era is not as crazy as it was in ancient times.
However, the transmissibility of many mysteries is still very strange.
For example, the 'Ballet Ghost' is also a kind of information-transmitting mysterious creature—if you think of it, and it senses you, you will see it.
Therefore, in order to prevent the 'Extraplanar Envoy' from descending and infecting people in the city, or even running out, Old Black Abyss and the Dawn Society have set up a special restriction.
The Old Black Abyss people call this thing the 'Black Barrier'—the wizards say that this is a forbidden sealing technique left by ancient sages.
The people of the Dawn Society call this the 'Bottle'—the monks say that this is a demon-sealing technique left by the gods.
Whether it is the Bottle or the Black Barrier, they are actually the same thing.
It's just that both sides have some missing inheritances.
However, in the past ten years, the Old Black Abyss people have rummaged through everything of the Dawn Society. They have not only supplemented the missing documents, but also referred to the Black Abyss wizards' experience in dealing with various mysteries to make further improvements.
Therefore, this Bottle is now very close to the original Bottle.
This Bottle has turned the seventh floor into a 'Möbius strip', where information within the loop can only flow within the loop and cannot be transmitted out. Information from the outside cannot be transmitted in either.
Now, from the outside, the seventh floor of the Holy Spirit Hospital does not exist.
If someone takes the elevator, they will find that there is no 7th floor on the elevator.
If you take the stairs, after going up from the sixth floor, you will directly reach the eighth floor.
To reach the seventh floor or go out, the guardian outside the seventh floor needs to change the restriction and open a 'back door' to temporarily enter and exit.
This 'back door' is called 'back corridor' and is also an isolation zone. It belongs to a small bottle.
This kind of 'Black Barrier' isolates all information, so when Roland looks out the window, he sees the scenery outside at dawn. If you look closely, you will find that everything outside is still, and the appearance is like an abstract black and white sketch.
After listening, Roland felt that he had gained more knowledge.
Williams and these guys are already over five hundred years old, and they know more than his senior sister. In the Alexandra era, they were Alexandra's teachers and her magical advisors.
When she encountered something, she would consult these advisors.
Brianna nodded and said, "It seems that everyone did a lot of arrangements last night."
Roland nodded and said to the nuns, "Don't remove these restrictions yet, we still need to be isolated for a few days."
Roland and the other six firmly believed that they had serious contamination on them.
Therefore, when the nuns had placed the sumptuous lunch on a large round table and said they were going to feed them, everyone refused.
Florence said, "Our current situation is still unknown, so don't have too much contact with us. You can send over some daily necessities and hot water later, but don't come in again."
These nuns are generally not very strong, unlike the elites of Old Black Abyss and the Dawn Society, who have great resistance to mystery and contamination.
Everyone was worried that if they had contact with everyone for a long time, they would be infected and mutated, and even spread the infection.
Therefore, everyone didn't want anyone to stay on the seventh floor, and Brianna added: "After you leave, you have to be quarantined and observed in the back corridor for a period of time—just put down the things and leave."
The nuns looked at Roland and the others holding hands and said, "Then how will you eat?"
Brianna, who was leaning on the edge, covered her face with one hand in embarrassment and said, "You don't need to worry about that."
The nuns looked at each other, excused themselves, and left.
After the nuns left, Brianna couldn't help but whisper, "Williams and those guys are really old, how can they still arrange people to come to the seventh floor? And the people who had contact with us before just left like that, it's really too careless."
Florence sighed and said, "Yes, I originally thought there were no isolation measures at all. Since there are isolation measures, why did they just leave after contacting us?
They should also be quarantined here for a period of time.
In case some people with weak wills are infected, wouldn't they spread the evil disease?
Isabella said, "Maybe they are being quarantined in that 'back corridor'?"
Roland said, "Quarantine my ass. Those idiots firmly believe that we don't have the evil disease. They think we just have mental problems."
Anna blinked and said, "But, everyone has checked us many times, and all the results show that our bodies are very normal."
Everyone's faces couldn't help but become strange.
The unknowable nature of mystery lies in the unknown, and the Dawn Society's records of the 'Three Evil Gods' and the 'Evil Holy Son' are very comprehensive. Therefore, there is no 'unknown' issue.
Therefore, if there is a problem, it is impossible not to find anything at all.
What's more, there are so many elites in the entire Wilmick!
There are Black Abyss wizards who are proficient in various mysteries, and monks who can use the power of gods to predict the truth.
And there is a question answering machine.
If they have contamination on them, how could they not find even a little bit?
Even if the contamination level in that world is very high, they couldn't possibly mess up everyone's cognition as soon as they came back, right?
After some discussion, Anna timidly said, "Is there a possibility, I mean, is there a possibility... that we don't have any contamination at all? It's completely a mental problem?"
After this guy with an extremely simple brain circuit realized this, Anna actually found that her arm was not so stiff!
Isabella, that idiot, also suddenly realized that she seemed to be able to break away from Roland.
At this moment, Roland suddenly said, "Impossible! You all saw the contamination situation in that world. We stayed there for so long, how could we not bring back any contamination at all?"
Brianna nodded and said, "Yes, when we first came back, I glanced at the compass in the old clergyman's hand.
On that, the contamination level on us was 0!
Even if our contamination is very low and does not exceed the dangerous threshold, it shouldn't be 0, right?
Everyone couldn't help but nod deeply.
Wizards are already a major source of contamination. Even if a wizard doesn't touch anything, they still have contamination on them.
A second-tier wizard might release two spells at random, and the contamination level would reach 100!
How could it be zero?
So there must be a problem.
Seeing that everyone was still discussing there, Anna pouted, looked at the food on the round table, and said, "When are we going to eat?"
Roland said, "Eat, eat, eat, we'll eat now."
He reached out and pointed at the round table, and then the round table became a lot shorter.
Seeing this scene, the ladies couldn't help but look at Roland in confusion, wondering what he was going to do.
Roland said, "Take off your boots."
Anna and Isabella suddenly became a little nervous and asked, "What are you doing?"
The two female knight ladies had been active all day today, and their shoes and socks were full of sweat. They were afraid that they would smell bad after taking off their shoes.
Roland said, "Of course, we have to change into an eating style."
Anna and Isabella said with black question marks on their faces, "What style?"
Roland said, "Take off your shoes first, you'll know after you take them off—if I tell you to take them off, just take them off, don't you want to free your hands to eat?"
The ladies looked at each other, with extremely embarrassed expressions on their faces.
Everyone had been active all day today, and they were covered in smelly sweat. Not only did they feel like they should wash their hands and feet before eating, but they also really wanted to wash themselves.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be comfortable to wear the clothes like this.
Moreover, who knows if there is mold on the clothes?
It's very creepy.
Florence looked at Roland under her body very shyly—she was now holding Roland's neck, sitting on Roland's shoulders, and her feet were on his broad chest.
Florence said, "Let's wash our feet first before eating."
Florence's suggestion was agreed upon by all the ladies.
The ladies were covered in smelly sweat. Not only did they feel like they should wash their hands and feet before eating, but they also really wanted to wash themselves.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be comfortable to wear the clothes like this.
Moreover, who knows if there is mold on the clothes?
It's very creepy.
They discussed it helplessly for a while, then had Roland line everyone up.
Afterward, Brianna blindfolded Roland and cast a spell.
Florence also cast a divine spell.
Then, Roland heard the rustling sound of undressing inside the house.
Everyone seemed to think that their blindfold artifact, magic, and divine spell would be very useful.
But Roland found that it wasn't very useful.
Because he could see everything through the perspectives of these five people!
Even if he didn't do that, Roland could still vaguely see the figures of everyone undressing under the triple obstruction of the blindfold, magic, and divine spell.
While everyone was rustling and undressing, Anna curiously glanced at Florence's chest a few more times. Then she looked at her own and found that if you didn't look at the height ratio, Florence was indeed the biggest.
But how did Roland know?
Roland kept his eyes closed, not daring to peek.
He heard many voices in his ears.
The ladies' chatter, the sound of towels rubbing in the water, the sound of wiping bodies, the sound of washing feet.
Roland thought to himself, "What smells? It's all the scent of hormones."
Judging from the tactile sensation on his body, Anna in his left arm and Isabella in his right arm seemed to be naked.
Everyone seemed to be completely naked, and the two people on the very edge were wiping everyone's bodies.
Brianna even used some magic.
Everyone was chattering, as if there were no men around. The ladies would also secretly size up Roland from time to time, their gazes as if they were very curious about Roland's figure.
Roland clicked his tongue secretly, he thought to himself: "These women, after getting together, have become bolder."
Suddenly, Roland heard Florence's cautious whisper, as if she was discussing something with everyone.
He quietly perked up his ears and heard their words.
— "I, I want to go to the toilet. Can you accompany me?"
— "Stop it, Florence. If you move alone, everyone has to get dressed and accompany you. Just use this big wooden wine cup."
— "Put it in the corner after using it, don't let anyone drink it as wine in the middle of the night."
Roland heard the sound of the big wooden wine cup colliding, then he heard the rustling sound of skirts being lifted, and then he heard the sound of gurgling water.
Immediately afterward, Roland heard several such sounds. It seemed that several ladies had relieved themselves.
Roland secretly opened his eyes and observed.
He thought to himself: 'Florence, Brianna, Isabella... Big Sister is learning too well, even the pubic hair below is the same.'
'Hey, what are you guys being shy about? I've already seen it all.'
Just then, Roland suddenly saw Anna frowning and looking at him.
He quickly closed his eyes, not daring to look anymore.
Feeling everyone's gazes on him, Roland clicked his tongue secretly: 'These guys have too strong perception.'
He said very mischievously: "Are you guys done? I also want to go to the toilet."
Everyone was slightly stunned.
Then, Roland felt Brianna move close to him and say with a smile: "It's not convenient for you to reach now, do you want Isabella and I to help you take it off, and then hold it for you?"
Roland said: "Cough, it's not impossible. By the way, help me wipe my body too? My butt is all sweaty..."
The women: "Pah!"
Roland felt that the women were giving him the middle finger.
Roland strongly requested that everyone also take off his clothes and wipe his body.
No one paid attention to him.
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However, after a while, he felt someone take off his clothes and wipe him down.
Judging from the feeling, it seemed like there were several people.
It really was several people.
Isabella treated Roland as her husband.
Florence was a good person.
Deanna treated Roland as her young master.
Brianna, this big sister, also took good care of Roland.
Except for Anna, who was busy eating, everyone was helping Roland wipe his body.
The women's faces were flushed. Today, Roland could be considered to have saved everyone by going deep into the tiger's den. Everyone didn't say it on the surface, but they were grateful in their hearts.
It was right to serve this little hero.
However, things slowly started to change.
When Roland felt a hand that seemed to belong to Brianna pulling at his pants, Roland reached out to stop it.
Immediately afterward, Roland heard Brianna's laughter: "Aren't you going to the toilet?"
Roland coughed and said: "I'll take care of it myself after you guys go to sleep tonight."
At this time, he suddenly felt Isabella grab him.
The 'wife's' hand was very ruthless, causing Roland to grimace in pain.
He heard Isabella sneer: "Don't need to wipe your lower body for you?"
Roland felt that this guy's tone was full of jealousy, he thought to himself: 'Damn it, this guy is treating me as her husband!'
Roland hurriedly said: "No need, no need."
Isabella snorted, reluctantly touching Roland's 'thighs' a few times, then took her hand away.
She hadn't been intimate with her husband for a long time. Did that little slut Catherine secretly use it?!
Feeling Isabella's X-rated hint, Roland didn't dare to say anything.
Brianna on the side also put down the hand grabbing Roland's pants and smiled: "Hmph, a guy with lust but no courage."
Roland coughed and didn't dare to say anything either.
These women were getting bolder and bolder today. After the big battle, they were also a little excited.
Roland was afraid that if they really slept naked, these guys would do something out of line.
Not to mention something out of line, being teased by these old ladies would be embarrassing enough.
So, Roland was really scared.
To say that if a man and a woman, or even two women, were alone in a room, the woman would be scared.
But if it was a man and a group of women... it would be hard to say who was playing whom.
After a while, Roland heard the sound of everyone putting on their clothes amidst the chattering.
Afterward, Brianna removed the magic and took off Roland's blindfold.
Roland curiously glanced at everyone and found that everyone was wearing bathrobes, looking very cool.
He coughed and was too embarrassed to stare. He started playing with the blindfold in his hand, and found that it seemed to be an interesting artifact.
Brianna, this fox, knew that Roland had secretly opened his eyes just by looking at this guy's actions.
Brianna thought to herself: 'Hmph, if I could let you see, would I still be in the mix?'
Anna urged again: "Are we still eating or not?"
"Eat, eat, eat, we'll eat now."
Saying that, Roland used his mind to summon the Mirror of Truth from the Serpent Ring, planning to operate it.
Just then, Brianna suddenly made a stop gesture.
She said: "Wait a moment, Roland, I want to ask, what kind of shape are you going to make us six people into?"
Everyone curiously looked at Roland.
What kind of shape could free up the hands of six people?
Moreover, they still had to wash their feet?
Roland didn't say anything.
At this time, Anna suddenly looked at her feet, then looked at Roland. She suddenly understood.
Anna pointed at Roland and said: "You're not planning to have us stand on your body, are you?! Then you'll lie under the table and we'll sit on the ground??"
Roland: "..."
Seeing that Roland was actually silent, the women revealed unbelievable expressions.
The women covered their foreheads and went into a frenzy.
Florence said: "This is too absurd!!"
Miss Florence was obviously unable to accept this kind of thing, her teachings would not allow her to step on someone to eat.
Brianna said: "Oh my god~~ Stop it, Roland, the six Mindflayer Sacred Spirits are still being housed in our bodies, I highly suspect that our current state is related to the Mindflayer Sacred Spirits.
Coleridge said that in all the shadows, your logic lock is the strongest one.
Now, you firmly believe that we are all your wings, and have formed a self-consistent logic in your mind.
Thus, it has formed a logic lock, affecting all the Mindflayer Sacred Spirits!
Every time you take out the mirror and change our positions, we will suddenly disappear and then suddenly appear. This state is very similar to when the Mindflayer Sacred Spirits appear!
And whatever shape you think your wings have grown into, the Mindflayer Sacred Spirits will control us and put on different shapes!"
The women suddenly understood.
Brianna was indeed an elite wizard, she had actually noticed the problem.
Florence said with a difficult expression: "No wonder! No wonder we can be separated! If we really are some kind of wings, how could we be separated by someone's hand?"
At this time, Isabella and Brianna were standing on the very edge of the team.
And Florence and Anna were on Roland's left and right.
The more Florence spoke, the more exasperated she became. She and Anna grabbed Roland's back from the left and right and shook Roland violently.
"Damn it! Hurry up and separate us! Stop playing around!"
Roland cautiously looked at the many furious ladies and said: "I want to too, but I can't separate you."
Everyone asked: "Why?!"
Roland didn't say anything.
Brianna said angrily: "Because this idiot thinks I'm wrong! He doesn't believe it! He has his own logic! He's stuck in his own logic lock and can't get out!"
The women cursed non-stop.
Brianna took out the compass and said: "Roland, you've always believed that we definitely came back with pollution. And you use our pollution level of 0 as an argument."
"When we first came back, the contamination level was indeed 0.
But it started to rise not long after.
Now it's close to 20!
We're walking the Path of Faith now, and the contamination level is very low. But we have some magical items on us, so 20 is a very realistic figure!
This proves that Catherine and the others' inspection didn't have any problems!"
Florence interjected, "Indeed, it's possible that the Dawn God purified the depravity within us. Perhaps at the moment we traveled back, the Holy Mother manifested."
The others discussed animatedly, putting forward many arguments.
But Roland remained silent. He didn't know when he had summoned the Book of Alaya and was staring at its contents.
Anna and Florence, seeing that this guy was impervious to reason, shook Roland again, exasperated. "Say something, will you?"
Roland looked at everyone and said, "Are you sure you want to hear it?"
The others had clearly not experienced what Catherine had, and urged Roland to speak quickly. Florence even offered to be Roland's psychological therapist, to help him sort out his correct logic.
Roland said, "Angels, gods, mysteries, they are all projections of the lower world. They are formless and without appearance.
They become whatever you perceive them to be.
So, the problem now isn't just with me alone.
It's that all of you believe that when the six of us are together, we resemble an angel.
Therefore, we have transformed from the 'Foolish Dawn Angel Aspect' into our current form."
Brianna directly pointed out the flaw in Roland's logic. She said, "Then what about Kohler? What about Catherine and the others? Everyone thinks we look like this!"
Roland said, "I don't know. But when we are together, we are an angel."
The ladies rolled their eyes in unison, not wanting to talk to Roland anymore.
Anna started clamoring again, wanting to eat. The ladies ignored Roland and sat up, taking their cutlery.
Suddenly, the others were stunned; they realized that they had actually left Roland's side.
But the moment they realized this, they immediately stuck to him again.
"Damn it!"
Amidst the noise, the others勉强 ate their meal.
Roland flipped through the Book of Alaya with his mind, not eating much.
However, he drank some wine.
It was 'Corrupted Holy Blood.' Although this wine was from the Heraca Monastery, it was a specialty of the Eastern Territory.
The wine brewed by the southern Heraca Monastery was not called this.
And although Wilmik was a harbor city, wine was not as profitable as other goods in maritime trade, and it was not easy to store.
So there wasn't much of this wine in the south.
Presumably, the Old Black Abyss members had specially found it for Roland.
Catherine knew that Roland liked to drink this kind of thing that could stabilize his SAN.
Therefore, Senior and the Old Black Abyss members had put a lot of thought into drugging Roland.
That night, after everyone finished eating, they suddenly felt very sleepy and rested early.
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