I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#351 - Come and get rid of the love! It’s a lie! It’s really not God who sent me here!
Roland sighed and said, "Don't worry. The Holy Mother sent me here to sever our ties. Once we do, things should get better."
Florence narrowed her eyes and looked at Roland coldly.
Although she didn't quite understand what Roland meant by 'severing ties,' she felt it must be some kind of bastard logic he used when he was being a rogue towards her.
Like, 'This thing can make you beautiful,' or 'Girlfriends are meant to eat boyfriends,' and things like that.
Roland coughed and said, "I'm not lying to you. Things will get much better once we sever our ties."
Florence frowned and asked curiously, "What exactly do you mean by 'severing ties'?"
Without a word, Roland reached out, picked her up, and placed her on the table, then started lifting her skirt!
Florence: "?"
Roland said with a chuckle, "Based on my observations, our condition is due to constantly thinking about each other. You keep thinking about me, so you can't help but hug me.
If I can make you stop thinking about me, your condition will improve a lot.
Don't worry, God just said that masturbation is against the doctrine, but intimate contact isn't."
Florence's eyes went dark. She said angrily, "Enough, Roland! I know you've recognized me! This is the scripture hall, don't mess around! Put away your magic!"
Roland sighed and said, "Senior, do you still think I'm using magic to trick you?"
Cold sweat broke out on Florence's forehead.
She thought for a moment, and her face gradually turned pale.
After pursing her lips, she asked with trembling lips, "Is it because I possessed Anna last night, and then... then I also have problems?
Was my mind contaminated by her thoughts?!
Am I going to become your wings?!"
Faced with 'Florence's' question, Roland was silent for two seconds before saying, "I'm afraid it's not as simple as mental contamination."
'Florence' was slightly stunned and said, "What's the reason then?"
Roland hesitated slightly and said, "Are you sure you want to hear it?"
'Florence' spat out a word through her teeth: "Speak!"
Roland sighed and said, "I told you before, my cognition isn't simply distorted, but because Anna and I have transformed into the appearance of angels.
You know, the source of my angel appearance comes from the story of 'The Mermaid and the Fisherman'.
It tells of the laws of a 'World of Ignorance'.
This is a law based on a chaotic system, and its core is 'Everyone is one person'!"
It's like a magic circle with six nodes. People standing on the six nodes will be regarded as one person.
Anna and I are both standing on this node.
And you and Anna are inseparable. Last night, you insisted on secretly running into Anna's body, becoming one with her.
Therefore, you have also become my wings."
'Florence' had been with Roland for too long and often heard his crazy theories.
Plus, Roland used a magic circle as a metaphor this time, so she barely understood Roland's meaning this time.
She said with a grim face, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not in Anna's body now! We've already separated!"
Roland said, "That's right, you have indeed separated from Anna. But you haven't left this 'magic circle'. It has completely recognized you, treating you and Anna as one person. So, you are still on the node of this magic circle."
'Florence' was slightly stunned. She asked, "Are you saying that this 'magic circle' is like a curse, completely entangling me?"
Roland nodded deeply and said, "From the logic of the 'World of Ignorance', it should be like this. Of course, this is just my guess."
'Florence's' face became extremely interesting. She rubbed her face and changed back to her true appearance—it was actually Catherine herself!
She had disguised herself as Florence and ran over today.
When she first appeared today, Roland didn't suspect anything.
But after hearing her say the first oracle, Roland became very suspicious.
So, he used Pseudo-Heaven's Descent and cooperated with Senior.
At this time, Senior wasn't sure if Roland had discovered her identity, so she was still pretending.
She pretended very well. The sentence 'Because of the Holy See's secret order, I came to find the oracle' was true! It's just that Florence told Catherine about the secret order, and Catherine gave the suggestion.
Under Catherine's suggestion, Florence struggled and once again chose to violate the doctrine.
God loves the world, and she will not let the Order help the Holy See to do evil.
So, Senior's first confession almost fooled Roland.
But after Roland tested her again and heard 'Florence's' second confession, he confirmed that it was Senior.
Now, Senior wasn't acting anymore and directly changed back to her own appearance.
After she changed back, she tried to get away from Roland, but she failed.
It seemed that what Roland said was right.
Catherine closed her eyes and took a deep breath, then took out her pocket watch and glanced at it.
Then, she said with a very gloomy expression, "It's two fifty now. In two hours, I need to participate in the talks between the two delegations in Isabella's appearance."
As soon as she finished speaking, Catherine saw Roland excitedly reach out and unbutton the front of her nun's habit.
Catherine hurriedly grabbed Roland's hand and scolded, "What are you doing?!"
Roland said, "Severing ties! Hurry up, don't waste time, we only have two hours, Senior. I haven't been intimate with you for a long time."
Catherine pushed Roland's face away in anger and said, "Get lost!"
With that, Catherine grabbed Roland's dimensional bag and chanted a spell.
Then, the scene in front of the two changed, and they appeared in the yard of the small wooden house in the dimensional bag.
Seeing this scene, Catherine was stunned.
She had just wanted to stuff Roland into the dimensional bag, then take the dimensional bag out, and then throw the dimensional bag into Roland's ward and leave. That way, the two would be separated.
As a result, she clearly took Roland, but the two of them were taken in together.
Catherine suddenly realized one thing—I have become Roland's wings!
This feeling was like merging together. It was impossible to store one person in the dimensional bag separately.
Roland silently chanted a spell, and then the two reappeared in the scripture hall.
Roland said, "You always think I'm lying to you. I told you, my problem isn't just a cognitive one. As long as we simply hug each other, we are in a merged state. We can't be separated."
As Roland spoke, he showed a helpless expression and went to unbutton Senior's chest.
He said, "Catherine, just honestly admit it... You don't want to miss the meeting later, do you?"
Catherine grabbed Roland's hand and said with a pale face, "Roland, let's make this clear in advance. If you dare to lie to me, I'll make you suffer!"
Roland coughed and said, "You saw it too. After we severed our ties yesterday, Anna left very easily in the morning."
Catherine closed her eyes in despair.
After struggling for a while, she slowly lay down on the long table, turned her head away, and then said, "Cover the statue with a blanket."
There was a rest room for the scripture copyists in the hall, but there was no door, just a small alcove.
Moreover, Catherine was a clean freak, and she was unwilling to lie on a bed that another man had slept on to do that kind of thing.
This scripture hall also had various divine inscriptions and restrictions, which prohibited teleportation, walking through walls, and other tricks.
Even Leona might not be able to get in.
So, even if Catherine was unwilling, she could only try Roland's nonsense in this scripture hall.
Roland said, "Wait a moment."
With that, Roland pulled Senior to the statue and knelt on the ground hand in hand to pray.
Seeing Roland praying to the statue, Catherine also hurriedly became serious and earnestly confessed her sins.
Although Catherine was very clear that the statues of the Three Gods of Dawn were like photos, without any mysterious power, and had never used the statues to pay attention here, she was still a little scared in her heart.
This was the main reason why Catherine was unwilling to mess around here even if she died.
After praying for a while, Catherine saw that Roland was still muttering there. She quietly pricked up her ears.
She only heard Roland whispering, "...I'm bringing my future daughter-in-law to visit. She's a little shy, please avoid her and don't look this way."
Catherine: "..."
Speaking of which, Roland really seemed to be the Holy Son of the God of Dawn.
The poor boy who was originally going to be adopted into her family was actually a super second generation... Catherine still hadn't fully accepted this matter.
Therefore, she always subconsciously ignored Roland's identity.
Ahem, I heard that the church is in chaos, those bishop old men, in front of the statue, do little boys and little girls.
I'm next to my mother-in-law's statue, and my husband and I are intimate... I shouldn't be blamed, right?
Soon, Roland found a clean large curtain, and then used magic to turn it into a curtain, dividing the scripture hall into two parts.
Catherine breathed a sigh of relief, thinking, 'I heard that poor families live with their spouses and elders under one roof. If Roland's mother is an ordinary person and lives with him in a small house on the mountainside of Valerian.
Then, after I marry him, I will have to live under the same roof like this, right?'"
Thinking of this, Catherine felt a lot more comfortable.
At this moment, Catherine saw Roland turn around, his eyes burning as he looked at her.
Her face flushed crimson, and she lay down on the long table, closing her eyes and turning her head away.
Roland squatted down and kissed the senior sister's small mouth for a while, feeling a burst of joy in his heart.
Soon, Roland became busy.
During the whole process, the two had the following conversation.
Roland said, "Miss Catherine, the way you're closing your eyes and refusing to look at me reminds me of some things that happened in the Brown Fern Forest back then."
Hearing Roland say this, Catherine couldn't help but recall the time when Roland performed surgery on her in the Brown Fern Forest.
At that time, she was powerless, and if Roland had taken advantage of her...
Catherine said, "You wouldn't dare!"
Roland said excitedly, "Miss Catherine, your mouth says no, but your other mouth is drooling all over the place. Look, it's like muddy paste."
Catherine was filled with shame and anger, she said, "Shut up! You lewd fellow, hurry up!"
Roland received the order.
Both of them couldn't help but immerse themselves in the scene at that time.
Roland said a lot of bad things. Besides 'I'll teach you to be arrogant,' 'You wanted to sign a master-servant contract with me, but who ended up becoming the little slave,' and other such words, he also used vulgar language.
Miss Catherine acted very angry, but she couldn't resist now.
The thought of being subjected to this kind of thing by this bad, poor boy made her close her eyes and shed tears.
Roland froze slightly, thinking that the senior sister was really crying, but as soon as he stopped, the senior sister moved.
Instantly, Roland's heart blossomed—the senior sister's acceptance of his bad ideas was getting higher and higher.
The stimulating atmosphere of the Scripture Copying Hall combined with their strong immersion and playful antics.
So, in just over ten minutes, the two embraced each other amidst roars and cries.
Afterwards, the two really separated.
Roland picked up his clothes, and the senior sister silently put on her nun's habit.
As a result, after looking at each other, they both felt as if there was a fire in their hearts, wanting to embrace again.
After hesitating for a while, Roland grabbed Catherine's hand, and Catherine couldn't help but lean into his arms.
Instantly, the two felt their hearts soften, and their whole bodies felt much more comfortable.
Suddenly, the two felt that something was not quite right.
Catherine's face was very unsightly, she looked up at Roland and said, "Didn't you say that everything would be fine after severing ties?"
Roland also looked confused. He said, "Anna is indeed much better."
Catherine gritted her teeth and said, "But I'm not! Your logic is obviously flawed!"
After a pause, Catherine suddenly froze and said, "Could it be because I wasn't myself last night?"
Roland's expression became strange. He said, "Is there a possibility that the 'magic array' doesn't have enough capacity, so after you entered the magic array, you squeezed Anna out?"
Catherine's eyes went dark.
Why was Anna squeezed out, not me?
Most importantly, Roland's current explanation sounds much more plausible than the severing ties theory!
So, if that's really the case, then the current situation can't be solved by severing ties!
Roland said, "Don't worry, the current situation is indeed much better than before. We've only done it once now, yesterday Anna and I did it so many times."
Catherine's face flushed crimson, and she hurriedly interrupted Roland, "Shut up! If you mention that again, I... I..."
Catherine pinched Roland hard.
But it was indeed a little better. Severing ties is not completely ineffective.
So, as long as enough ties are severed, and you completely enter a sage-like state and no longer want to hold on, can you separate?
The two looked at each other.
One hour later
Under the senior sister's various urging and methods, Roland completed five jobs in one hour.
The situation was indeed a little better, but the two had to hold hands.
Roland said a little tiredly, "Stop touching me... How about we just leave it at this? I'll accompany you later."
He had just settled Kohlerd these two days, and there was another big battle yesterday—Anna's physique is too good, when she turns into a great beauty, Roland has to work hard.
So Roland is particularly tired now.
Catherine scolded, "Waste! Where's the energy you had just now?"
She was extremely anxious now, seeing that she was about to attend in a while.
Although they can now separate a little, she can't possibly take Roland with her, right?
It wouldn't matter if he went as Laurence, but Florence and the others are all there!
If these people hug each other again... that would be terrible!
Roland coughed and offered a suggestion: "How about we try both options? I mean, find someone to squeeze you down?"
Catherine thought for a while, closed her eyes, and said to the air, "Come to the Scripture Copying Hall once... Yes, I'll open the door for you from the inside."
Roland was shocked, that's not what he was thinking!
Anna's physique is different from the senior sister's, she's a heavyweight.
He hurriedly said, "Anna is going to transform into Jeanne's appearance and attend with you today, right? How about you try transforming into someone else's appearance? Maybe it can squeeze you or the transformed person down."
Cough, even if no one can be squeezed down, I can sever ties with her."
Catherine turned her head and looked at Roland deeply.
Catherine understood what Roland meant.
He wasn't tired, he was tired of playing with her.
If he switched to another woman, he would get excited!
Roland's scalp tingled from her gaze, he opened his mouth to explain something, but Catherine pushed him onto the table.
Afterwards, Roland saw 'Isabella' lift her skirt and sit on the table.
Roland's heart suddenly beat half a beat faster.
The scenes of Isabella leaning gently on him yesterday involuntarily flashed before Roland's eyes, and the blood in his whole body heated up a little.
Although he had never had feelings with anyone other than the senior sister... but if it's the senior sister's Cosplay, then I won't be sleepy!
'Isabella' sneered, "Laurence, I don't care what method you use later, but I'm telling you, I can make you happy enough today!
But if after today, you still say you have several wings, I'll cut you off!"
Roland was terrified, he said, "Don't mess around, you don't want to have children in the future?"
'Isabella' smiled gently: "Don't worry, dear, I'm just storing your things here... When I need to use them, I'll bring them back to you."
With that, 'Isabella' began to move.
This should have been a very happy thing, but Roland was covered in sweat.
This witch is too evil!
She can even think of this kind of thing?!
He hurriedly took out the Mirror of Truth, while cooperating with the senior sister's experiment, he shone it on the two people transforming.
Seeing this scene, the senior sister's face was very gloomy.
Roland had obviously thought of a perfect solution long ago—let Catherine and Anna replace the others, becoming his only pair of wings.
But he didn't mention this plan just now, but deliberately made her transform into the appearance of other people and play with him!
'Isabella' squinted her eyes and smiled, she said, "My dear husband, from now on, you can only have one wing... Otherwise, you can only have two legs!"
A dozen minutes later, someone knocked on the door.
Afterwards, the two heard 'Jeanne's' voice.
Catherine transformed into Florence's appearance and opened the door.
After that, the two people in this Scripture Copying Hall satisfied all of Roland's fantasies.
Brianne, Isabella, Florence... even Diana.
In order to make Roland happy, Catherine even cried and felt ashamed when she turned into Florence, saying that she shouldn't masturbate with Roland's image.
Roland had a good time, treating this poor and simple nun harshly.
Afterwards, Roland lay exhausted on the carpet of the Scripture Copying Hall, no longer wanting to hold anyone.
And the two ladies were wearing clothes with rosy faces, and happily chatted a few words.
Catherine praised, "It seems the effect is not bad, this guy doesn't seem to want to hug me as soon as he sees me, like before."
Saying that, Catherine patted her rosy face.
She felt that her obsessive-compulsive disorder was much better... What exactly is this 'curse'?
It will actually change with Roland and my psychological changes?
How annoying!
Anna suddenly asked such a question: "Sister, why make it so complicated. The magic potion that Williams concocted yesterday was quite useful, you two drink it, then let Theresa come over, put brother-in-law in the dimensional bag, and wake you up, wouldn't that be fine?"
Roland and Catherine were slightly stunned.
Although Anna doesn't usually use her brain when doing things and speaking, but occasionally when she puts her brain on, she can always say something amazing, and say something to the point.
Catherine changed the subject.
She looked at Roland with a smile and said, "Mr. Roland, you should honestly stay on the seventh floor now, instead of wandering around. If I see you wandering around again..."
Saying that, Catherine's face suddenly turned cold, she stretched out her hand and made a click gesture at Roland's 'little Roland'.
Roland was startled.
Catherine rubbed her face and transformed into Florence's appearance.
Afterwards, she looked at Roland and said, "Roland, you came here today specifically to find Florence, not to find her to repent to you, to sever ties with her, right?"
Roland's face stiffened slightly. He said, "How could that be!"
Catherine asked with a smile that wasn't quite a smile, "Then what is it for?"
Roland thought for a moment, sighed, and said, "Catherine, the Eastern Territory's view of the Southern Assembly might be a little too extreme. The Church's view of the Eastern Territory is the same.
In the name of eradicating depravity, the Church intends to purify the entire Eastern Territory and erase the existence of truth. But the root of depravity is not the wizards, but this world.
God makes them enemies with their own compatriots, just to lock us completely in this world.
We all have common goals, but we have to fight to the death.
Catherine, the Gods of Light and Shadow will not allow depravity to exist, nor will they allow truth to exist. The Church is the same. So, this war may be unavoidable for us.
But I often wonder if we can try to make it more controllable?
We have all seen that the Dawn Assembly is very different from the mainstream sects in the South. They do not reject magic, but they have always had some misunderstandings about magic and wizards.
But these misunderstandings are gradually being resolved. Florence is a very important typical representative of this church.
Ahem, so I'm here this time to talk to her about serious matters."
After listening, Catherine smiled and said, "Roland, you went around in such a big circle just for those last two sentences?"
Roland: "."
Catherine narrowed her eyes and asked, "Roland, I talked with Florence all morning today. Including forging divine decrees, including the Eastern Territory helping the Dawn Assembly explore the ruins, and many other things.
I represent the Eastern Territory, and she represents the Dawn Assembly. We have discussed what should and shouldn't be said.
So, I'm just curious about one thing now.
What exactly do you want to do with her that you have to hide it from me?"
Roland was dumbfounded after hearing this.
He had been busy for so long, but they had already talked?
Then what am I here for?
Looking at his senior's increasingly unkind eyes, Roland wiped his cold sweat. He suddenly felt that his secret visit to Florence today seemed a little difficult to explain.
He coughed and said, "Ahem, if I were to say, I mean if. If I came here today just to kidnap her... would you believe it?"
Catherine said with a sudden 'Oh', "Of course, I believe it."
Catherine's eyes became even colder: "So, you really heard a divine decree?"
Roland: "Huh?"
Catherine said with fire in her eyes: "The Three Holy Mothers of Dawn asked you to come and break Florence's heart, so you came to kidnap her?"
Roland: "???"
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