I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

The upstairs area was actually quite large, but there were only two bedrooms. There were also some study areas, but they were filled with clutter.

Wallace suggested that Roland could squeeze in with him tonight, but Roland refused very directly.

Roland: "I don't like sleeping with men. I'd rather sleep on the sofa."

Wallace: "That's great, Roland. I was just being polite."

Roland: "..."

Roland was quite satisfied with sleeping on the sofa.

Since meeting his mentor, he hadn't slept in a normal bed for three months. Wallace's sofa was large and soft, and it would be comfortable to sleep on.

"Oh, right, there's something you should take a look at."

While chatting, Wallace took Roland to a small collection room and found a very old copy of "Black Abyss School Rules."

The book seemed to have been through a fire, and only half of it remained.

"After the academy was taken over, some people deliberately burned the old school rules in a concentrated effort. This is one I secretly snatched back. Although only half of it is left, the important content is all there."

Wallace said mysteriously, "Take a good look. Before you get on good terms with the old school staff, the school rules are the survival guide!"

Roland curiously flipped through it and found that there was not a single school rule in the entire incomplete book—it was all about the introduction of the old school staff.

The content was roughly like this, for example, this school staff member:

[School Staff Number: WZ-0036]

[Nickname: Ballet Ghost, Leona]

[Type: Unknown Mysterious Creature (Non-Undead, Non-Demon, Non-Magical Creature)]

[Appearance: Beautiful Ballet Doll / Elegant Silent Dancer]

[Origin: We found 0036 in a bizarre dead city full of puppets. After consuming 136 low-level apprentices and 28 mid-level apprentices, we found a solution to deal with 0036 and successfully contained it—very good, the little cubs of the Black Abyss will have a new Black Magic Defense class instructor, heh heh heh heh.]

[Weakness: None]

[Characteristics: This creature does not have the concept of death or injury. Currently, no suitable sealing or expelling method has been found in experiments.]

[Likes: Music boxes, dance partners (other ballet dolls)]

With a snap, Roland closed the book with a dazed expression: "This is a school staff? You call this thing a school staff?!"

"It's okay, it's not that dangerous. We already have some understanding of it." Wallace chuckled, signaling Roland to continue reading.

Roland continued to read:

[When you encounter 0036, please follow these rules.]

[Rule 1: Do not touch it, or be touched by it.]

[Rule 2: When it starts dancing, do not blink, and enjoy quietly.]

[Rule 3: 0036 likes to be watched and will always be in the center of your vision.]

[Rule 4: If 0036 meets 0001-0035, they will form a ballet troupe and perform collectively.]

[Rule 5: ... (Multiple rules)]

Seeing this, Roland's eyes darkened. He thought there was only one of these things, but he didn't expect it to be a dance troupe!

Looking further down, Roland found that the names of the other Black Abyss Academy school staff were like this:

Shepherd Tree, Medusa, Smiling Bubble... What the hell are these things?!

This is a school staff? This is called a school staff?!

The lunatics of the Black Abyss Academy call these bizarre things school staff?!

They do not belong to monsters, do not belong to demons, and do not belong to the undead. But are 'mysterious creatures' and 'mysterious phenomena'!

The Suffering Dice in the Yellow-Brown Fern Forest is a mysterious phenomenon.

Mysterious phenomena and mysterious creatures have one thing in common, that is, they have no logic at all.

The Black Abyss Academy is like an asylum. The lunatics of the Black Abyss have contained many things that they have not completely unraveled in the academy.

They help the wizards guard the academy and are a group of immortal security guards. So that every enemy who dares to invade the Black Abyss will shout, 'Damn it! What the hell is this?!'

They also help the wizards teach and are the best 'assistants' for apprentice-level Black Magic Defense classes, helping the Black Abyss Academy cultivate many remarkable Black Magic Masters.

Of course, they are also moody, difficult to communicate with, and difficult to communicate.

If you don't have enough understanding of them, then when you encounter them, very bad things will happen.

Therefore, the Black Abyss wizards have formulated a set of school rules. The meaning of these school rules is to tell the students three things:

1. How to avoid meeting these guys;

2. How to avoid them when you meet them;

3. If you can't avoid them, how to maximize your chances of survival.

The school rules of other people's homes are to teach apprentices how to be good children. If you violate the school rules, you will have points deducted.

The school rules of Alexandra Black Abyss 'Arcane' Academy are to teach apprentices how to survive in the academy!

In the Black Abyss school rules, there is a saying like this.

[Note, if you find that a school staff member is not staying in its assigned area, do not try to contain it, please immediately report it to the professor or counselor on duty that day.]

The Black Abyss wizards seem to believe that only the counselors and formal wizards in the Black Abyss who are extremely familiar with the school staff can safely contain them.

Of course, when containing, there will always be accidents. Therefore, the container will sometimes be given a small Black Magic Defense class by these contained objects.

The whole school rule ends up being one sentence—this is not an academy, it is an asylum.

With a snap, Roland closed the school rules with a look of despair.

"Sir, I don't think I will necessarily learn much knowledge in the academy... I plan to hire a private tutor." Roland said palely, "I will pay the fee."

What a joke, who would go to this kind of academy!

No, this is not an academy at all, this is a large asylum!

Black Abyss apprentices are not wizard apprentices, they are the lowest-level employees! They are consumables used for testing!

The wizards of the Black Abyss are simply a group of damned lunatics and perverted psychopaths!

Wallace hurriedly comforted him with a smile on his face:

"Oh, my little brother Roland. The former Black Abyss Academy was indeed very... well, very strict with the apprentices. But the current academy is different from before."

Wallace coaxed, "The White Chess wizards have been stationed at the academy for a long time, the school staff have been replaced several times, and even the old school rules have been covered in the dust of history. The old school rules in your hand are the only rare copy!"

"Think about it, if 'Ballet Ghost' and the like were still wandering around the academy, how could the White Chess wizards abolish the old school rules? They would definitely give each apprentice a copy!"

"In fact, most of the school staff have disappeared. Only some demons, werewolves, vampires, and undead are still left in the academy. And the White Chess wizards are still catching them everywhere. So they usually don't dare to show their faces. Therefore, the academy is now very safe."

Roland's expression improved a lot after hearing that there were not so many monsters in the academy.

He asked, "So, there are still vampires and the like hiding in the academy?"

Wallace hurriedly said, "There are very few left! Think about it, Roland. The White Wizards are very opposed to our method of training apprentices. They are also very opposed to dark creatures. If there are still so many messy guys in the academy, the White Chess wizards would have sealed this place long ago. How could they send their family's children to school here?"

"Anyway, in recent years, I have not heard rumors of things like Ballet Ghosts appearing."

"I gave you this school rule just to prevent... cough, just to let you understand the situation of the old academy, to understand these kinds of creatures. It's always good to broaden your horizons, right?"

Roland finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Indeed. If the academy was still so dangerous now, people would have run away long ago, and the Wizard Market would not be so lively.

When I was shopping on the street today, the new generation of Black Abyss Academy on the street were full of innocence.

If these innocent freshmen were trained by the old teaching system of the Black Abyss Academy and experienced the trials of life and death, it would be impossible for them to be so innocent.

They would be like Roland, full of suspicion and vigilance about everything. They would be suspicious all the time, and when opening the door, they would like to hold a shield.

Wallace finally said, "Have a good rest, Roland. I gave you this school rule mainly to be prepared. This book can give you a certain understanding of them—they are, after all, neutral creatures. As long as you don't anger them according to the methods in the book, then even if you meet them, nothing will happen."

Roland: "Okay."

After sending Roland away, Wallace quietly took out a new newspaper and said with a solemn expression: "It's already news from three months ago, it should be fine, right."

Wallace was reading a newspaper from three months ago. In the past three months, there had been no trouble in the academy, and Lilith and her group were very quiet.

"Damn Lilith, she still refuses to join the White Chess Council with everyone. Before, she led other demon and undead school staff to hide in the academy and cause trouble everywhere. Three months ago, she stole the Ballet Ghost again and brought it back to the academy!"

"Fortunately, the White Chess wizards are very strong and have contained 35 of the 36 Ballet Ghosts... Otherwise, the trouble would be great."

"Tomorrow is the time for the exchange students from the White Chess Academy to come to school, the White Chess wizards will definitely be watching closely, there should be nothing wrong."