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Xia Yueshan nodded, finally letting go of his prejudice against the monkey stealing peaches trick, and asked seriously:

"Brother Lin Yu, how should I do it?"

"Simple."

"There are only two key points to the monkey stealing peach trick."

"One is to be fast!"

"The second is to be accurate."

As he said, Lin Yu turned his head to look around, and soon his eyes fell on a greening tree with a thick pot mouth, and then he said to Xia Yueshan without turning his head:

"Follow me."

The two came to the greening tree one after the other, looking at the five or six-meter-high greening tree, Lin Yu compared the position, and then used a lighter to burn a black mark on a certain position of the tree.

"You will practice against this black mark in the future."

"Remember, it must be fast, accurate, and ruthless."

"After you practice this trick well and have enough physical foundation, I will teach you some acupoint kung fu."

Lin Yu was afraid that Xia Yueshan would fool around, so he first painted a big cake for him.

"Acupuncture?"

Xia Yueshan saw Da Bing's eyes light up, and asked impatiently:

"Is it the acupuncture in TV dramas?"

"Sunflower acupuncture hand, the kind that can freeze people with a few strokes?"

No.

You can't do that kind of thing with acupuncture.

If you want to have that kind of ability, you'd better go to the streets more often, maybe you can pick up a pocket watch with a special function (time pause).

Lin Yu secretly complained in his heart, and after complaining, he explained to Xia Yueshan:

"No."

"The acupuncture I taught you can't freeze people to the extent of freezing them."

"But after you learn it."

"It's no problem to make people faint with one finger."

"Yeah!"

Xia Yueshan nodded without any doubt, and already regarded Lin Yu as a master who mingled in the secular world.

"In addition, your physical fitness must keep up."

"From today on, you will do horse stance for half an hour every morning and evening, run to and from school, do 100 push-ups and 500 squats every day. If you can't finish them in one go, you can do them in several times. Be careful not to hurt your body."

Lin Yu said carefully.

Xia Yueshan nodded like pounding garlic.

"That's it for now. When your physical fitness gets better, I will increase the intensity of your training."

"Okay!"

"Master Lin Yu!"

"Okay, you practice."

Lin Yu put his hands behind his back and prepared to turn around and leave.

Xia Yueshan stretched out his left hand and bent the five fingers slightly. Just when he was about to practice the skill of stealing peaches, his ready action suddenly stopped. He looked at Lin Yu who had not turned around yet and asked in confusion:

"Brother Lin Yu."

"You taught me this trick to protect my sister?"

"What is my sister's calamity?"

"Is it a man-made disaster?"

Lin Yu turned around and looked at Xia Yueshan and nodded meaningfully, and said with a heavy tone:

"Your sister's forehead is secretly pink, which is obviously a bad peach blossom fortune."

"And this is mostly dark."

"Your sister may be raped."

...

Xia Yueshan stared at Lin Yu silently. After a moment, he nodded heavily and said in a deep voice:

"I understand."

"I will protect my sister well."

Lin Yu nodded with deep relief and turned to leave.

"In the future, I will not let any man other than you get close to my sister!"

Listening to the clanging sound coming from behind, Lin Yu twisted his feet and almost fell.

Meow.

How come from the result, he seems to have become the kind of person Xia Yueshan originally imagined?

"Remember not to tell your sister about this!"

Lin Yu strode away, raised his hand and waved.

"Okay!"

...

"Brother Long, what's wrong with your hand?"

A student who was walking past Lin Yu stopped and asked.

"I'm tired of doing homework!"

Lin Yu replied unhappily, and hid his right hand wrapped in gauze in his arms.

Meow!

Sure enough, the skills of splitting bricks and wood are not enough. The hands that have been tempered are the hard truth!

Lin Yu wanted to cry but had no tears, but he still felt a little fortunate in his heart.

Fortunately, he split the wooden board at that time, otherwise he would really be embarrassed.

Looking down at his right hand in his arms, Lin Yu couldn't help but start brainstorming.

Based on his previous personality.

If he encountered such a thing, he would definitely hide from Xia Yueshan in the following days and not let him see his injured hand, so as not to be laughed at by him.

But...

Is this what the mysterious fate wants to see?

It wants to stay away from the second female protagonist Xia Muzhu so that the second erotic plot can be smoothly staged without any obstacles?

No!

Lin Yu frowned, and his determination was to be killed by Xia Yueshan.Laughing, I have to continue to visit Xia Muzhu's house during this period.

I must absolutely stop the second erotic plot from happening!

...

Lin Yu stopped and looked at the girl in front of him who was evasive and nervous, and asked helplessly:

"Are you okay?"

Tang Manman hesitated for a while, mustered up the courage to look at Lin Yu, and nodded timidly.

"Just tell me if you have something to say, I'm still busy."

Lin Yu said in his usual impatient tone.

"You..."

Tang Manman's eyes shifted to Lin Yu's bandaged hand, and then she looked up at him again, and asked in a soft tone with a little tentativeness:

"Your hand is injured now, do you need me to help you with your homework?"

Lin Yu almost laughed out loud when he heard Tang Manman's words.

This Tang Manman.

She's really a little cute.

This time there is no golden filter of the sunset, and no cool and refreshing breeze as a foil.

Lin Yu just looked at the girl standing in the shadow, her cheeks slightly red, her eyes shining like a deer and full of shyness. His heart began to beat uncontrollably faster, and an idea that he had long suppressed in his heart also sprouted green buds again...

"No need, my girlfriend will help me with my homework."

Crack!

The green bud was crushed by the pure love in Lin Yu's heart.

"Oh, okay, okay."

Tang Manman nodded and left in a daze.

Lin Yu looked at her back as she left, sighed inaudibly, turned his head and walked towards the direction of Xiamuzhu Community.