I Want To Retire From the Circle but Become Famous by Acting Poorly

Su Chengyang spoke seriously and ruthlessly.

Han Songxue listened and laughed cynically, teasing, “Su Chengyang, everyone else is looking for money, why are you different?”

“No, you can’t stop me from making money too, but for me right now, food is more important.”

Song Mingan followed behind the two of them, carefully observing the surroundings.

“There’s something over there.” Song Mingan pointed to a haystack.

Su Chengyang went forward and opened the grass, seeing a red plastic bag with a program logo inside.

“What is it?” Han Songxue asked as she approached.

Su Chengyang didn’t smell any meat, and after looking at it, she saw that the label said “Crystal Grapes.”

“Fruit.” Su Chengyang handed the plastic bag to Song Mingan without hesitation, then went to the next location.

When they came to a fork in the road, the three of them stopped.

“To the left is a hill, to the right are several households. Chengyang, with your animal-like instincts, which path do you think is better for us?” Han Songxue asked.

Su Chengyang thought for a moment and said, “Let’s go right.”

Even if they didn’t find any meat in the end, she could still perform in the program and do some farm work to beg the villagers for a little bit.

Su Chengyang had a carefree attitude most of the time, but whenever it came to food, she became exceptionally enthusiastic.

Passing by a chicken coop of a household, she smelled a pungent chicken dung smell before she even got close.

Han Songxue and Song Mingan pinched their noses and tried to avoid it, but Su Chengyang insisted on taking a look.

Thinking about it, she hadn’t had chicken since she had fried chicken once after the audition, which was more than a month ago.

Although she couldn’t eat it, it was still nice to see them alive.

“Chengyang!” Han Songxue tried to stop her from approaching with a disgusted look on her face.

But Su Chengyang ignored her and looked at the lively chickens in the cage, her eyes shining as she pursed her lips.

She didn’t know if there would be chicken for dinner tonight, as she had almost vomited from eating too much chicken breast recently.

“There’s something over there.”

Although Song Mingan was a boy, he had better observational skills than the two girls. While Su Chengyang was focused on the lively chickens in front of her, he pointed to the fence at the back of the chicken coop.

Su Chengyang trembled all over and looked in the direction of his finger.

He found a red plastic bag hanging on the fence at the innermost part of the chicken coop, apparently containing something, and the other chickens in the coop did not dare to approach it.

Su Chengyang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned to look at the two people behind her.

The two seemed to know what she was thinking, and their faces immediately stiffened.

Han Songxue avoided her gaze guiltily and said, “Whoever wants to eat can go get it, but I’m not really interested.”

At this, Su Chengyang turned her gaze to Song Mingan.

Originally, facing two ladies, he, as a gentleman, should have taken the initiative to go into the chicken coop.

But…

Song Mingan forced a laugh and said, “I’m afraid of sharp-mouthed animals.”

Okay, she had to rely on herself.

Su Chengyang took a deep breath, took off her coat, covered her nose and mouth with it, and then courageously crossed the fence and stepped on the soft soil in the chicken coop.

The soil had long since merged with chicken manure. Even though Su Chengyang covered her nose and mouth with her coat, she could not stop the pungent odor from assaulting her, and she suddenly froze, leaning against the fence and vomiting.

“Chengyang, if it’s too much, forget it. There should be other types of meat at the back.” Han Songxue said anxiously.

Su Chengyang stubbornly shook her head and said, “This is the price I should pay.”

After speaking, Su Chengyang held her breath, turned around, and walked quickly inside.

The sudden appearance of Su Chengyang frightened the chickens in the coop, causing them to scream and flee in all directions. Su Chengyang gritted her teeth and walked quickly to the other side of the chicken coop, where she successfully obtained the red plastic bag.

Seeing the words “chicken meat” written on the label, Su Chengyang was overjoyed.

“Cluck!”

“Cluck, cluck!”

After she obtained the plastic bag, the chickens that had avoided her before suddenly ran towards her angrily.

“Cluck!”

“Cluck!”

“Don’t come near me!” Su Chengyang shouted, surrounded by dozens of chickens with nowhere to run.

“Chengyang, run!” Han Songxue shouted outside the chicken coop.

The cameraman laughed beside her, holding the camera.

“Don’t, don’t…” Su Chengyang tried to leave the group while looking at them pleasingly, afraid that her voice or movement might startle them.

“Good… good… I just came to get something… I won’t hurt you…”

As Su Chengyang spoke, she suddenly felt an unusual sensation under her feet. She lowered her head and saw a white rooster standing next to her, glaring at her fiercely, and one of its feet was on her foot.

Su Chengyang: “…”

“Cluck, cluck , cluck!”

“Cluck, cluck!”

“Cluck!”

“F——, help me!”

Su Chengyang almost couldn’t hold back a swear word, but she remembered that she was a public figure and couldn’t curse. She swallowed the last word and ran back the way she came without hesitation.

However, the soil on the ground was loose and slippery, and she couldn’t run fast at all. Su Chengyang was pecked several times by the rooster, and with tears in her eyes, she instinctively kicked over the fence. Unexpectedly, the white rooster flapped its wings and jumped onto Su Chengyang’s body.

“Ah!!”

Su Chengyang couldn’t hold back and screamed loudly.

However, she never let go of the plastic bag with ‘chicken meat’ label in her hand.

The white rooster was quickly shaken off her by her, and the cameraman picked up the rooster and threw it back into the chicken coop.

Su Chengyang stood still with tears in her eyes, while Han Songxue and Song Mingan supported each other, laughing uncontrollably.

“Su Chengyang…” Han Songxue wanted to say something, but couldn’t help laughing just after a few words.

Song Mingan also couldn’t care less about his gentlemanly image, laughing until he was out of breath.

“Stop laughing!” Su Chengyang, with messy hair and a few chicken feathers still clinging to her, stared at the two of them in anger.

“Cheng, Chengyang…” Song Mingan looked at Su Chengyang in a mess, tears almost coming out from laughing.

Su Chengyang was furious, “Stop laughing! Neither of you will eat chicken tonight!”

Unexpectedly, Han Songxue said, “You can eat, you can eat, we won’t fight you for it.”

Su Chengyang glared at them angrily, and the villagers who had watched the excitement nearby said to Su Chengyang, “Little girl, come in and wash up first.”

Su Chengyang sniffed, “Thank you, aunty.”

She put the plastic bag in her own bamboo basket and then went into the house with the aunty.

When she finished cleaning up and came out, Han Songxue and Song Mingan had stopped laughing and were standing on the side of the road waiting for her.

Su Chengyang, still angry, picked up the bamboo basket without saying a word and walked away.

Han Songxue and Song Mingan quickly followed.

“Are you angry? but, it’s particularly a good scene for the program.”

“Chengyang, it’s no big deal…oh! Why does it still have a smell?”

Su Chengyang: “…”

She gave the two of them a resentful look.

Han Songxue quickly changed the subject and said, “Do you think the director is brainless? Putting the chicken in the chicken coop? Is it possible that it’s the wife of that big white chicken?”

Su Chengyang said angrily, “We’ll eat it all tonight, not even a bone will be left.”

To make up for Su Chengyang, the three of them decided to get her more meat.