I was a former hero and now I'm serving as a lackey under the hands of the Demon King
Bear children also want to participate in the Holy Grail War
Numerous facts in history have proved that bear children possess unusual power. If they want, they can even destroy a multi-billion figure without changing their face. Because in their view, the value of this figure is the same level as the 10 yuan a piece of Ba La La Xiao Moxian at the school gate.
So what happens when the three bear kids get together? Wang Feng didn't know that when he handed over the other two little kids to Lisa, Lisa's child Wang Zhixin, who had been hidden in the palace since childhood, finally awakened.
"It's so boring!" Lisa looked at the little one who was sitting on the ground in a daze and Madoka who was curled up on the sofa thinking about something, and said, "Everyone, think about it, when those heroic spirits are fighting outside, we are curled up in the corner Li, doesn't it seem that we are too incompetent!"
"Big... Big Sister." Under Lisa's strong request, Xiaobudian could only use this title to address her. Considering that he had no human rights here, he did not choose to resist and said; "However, our Heroic Spirit has left the arena." Xiao Budian is not very sad because of this, because the Heroic Spirit is only going back, not dying. He is still thinking about the next time he has this opportunity to participate and call Uncle Connor .
"Shut up." Lisa glared at him and said, "Think about it, after your Heroic Spirit has left the field, you are living under the protection of your former enemies. Your Heroic Spirit will be sad if it finds out!"
"Then what should I do, I'm also desperate, Gou..." Xiao BuDian said.
"Shut up, you can't say what's next!" Lisa quickly stopped him, and said, "Then I have to analyze it for you with the brains of a beautiful girl genius."
To be honest, Lisa is also a person who helps her father handle government affairs after all. If the ability is quantified, her strength and commander are estimated to be only single digits. However, intelligence can reach a passing line, and politics can reach a level of around 80, but there has been no room for growth.
This time she was finally unwilling to be lonely, and pulled the two little kids to analyze: "Little one, you said that no one chased you when you ran away, right?"
"En, yes." Xiao BuDian nodded honestly.
"But if you run away, it's obviously the best chance for the lord to catch up and attack you, but why doesn't he come?" Lisa followed her advice and gave the little one a chance to think for herself, very much like a teacher.
"Probably, he was constipated at the time, right?" The little one's thinking jump has been infected by Wang Feng, and the answer directly made Lisa raise her fist and hit him. Of course, with a little bit of physical strength, this punch is really painless and a little itchy. But after all, it was his eldest sister's head, so he still pretended to be in pain.
"Should, I can't come, maybe it's not compatible with my heroic spirit, or maybe I can't move at all... Could it be that the master is inconvenient to move this time?" Fenmao, who had been curled up all the time, suddenly couldn't help but interject , this little thinking is simply beyond the comprehension of normal people.
"That's right, that's right." Lisa nodded in satisfaction, then looked at the little one fiercely and said, "Learn from others."
"But I haven't started school yet. This elder sister is already a junior high school student." Xiao Budian felt wronged because he didn't see that he was still breastfeeding often, although he would never admit it.
"Then since the opponent's master is unable to act, and according to their judgment, the heroic spirit who attacked you went back to attack the unlucky duo, then can we do something?" Lisa said excitedly. : "For example, directly find the master and defeat him, forcing him to let the heroic spirit commit suicide or something."
Lisa had a good idea, but she didn't know that Lancer was the only Heroic Spirit who would commit suicide, and other Heroic Spirits were not treated like this. With Xiao Huohuo and Kamijou Touma as good friends now, it is really difficult to achieve this goal.
"This plan is feasible." Xiao Budian said next to him: "If the other party has difficulty in moving, then he must not be very strong. I can finish him with one fist."
"Well said." Lisa said very satisfied with the little one's words; "Then let's go with biscuits, chocolates and drinks..." If you just listen to these words, most people will definitely think that these brats are going to Going out for an autumn outing.
"But, didn't General Zhao tell us to stay here and not go anywhere?" It was not easy for Xiaoyuan to finally speak, and it was even more difficult for her to show no signs of blackening. Of course, this General Zhao was naturally called by Wang Feng.
"Don't pay attention to him, he goes out and fools around every day and doesn't come back until very late. He talks about entertainment, work, etc. Huh! I don't care about the things at home. It's obvious that he went out to fool around." Lisa was completely resentful. Said in the tone of a woman: "Today, we will go out and do something big by ourselves!"
"Big sister, don't you just want to go out and play..." Xiaobudian has seen through her thoughts long ago, but she didn't say it out. If she can really find the master and force him to make the heroic spirit commit suicide, she can do it with her own hands. Avenged Uncle Connor.
"And I'm ready." Lisa triumphantly took out the map and said, "I've made some preparations for my heroic spirit in the city before, and we can know where the heroic spirit appears. I found the location of the master through the method of elimination... It's just that you can't find your heroic spirit."
"Hey, it's an Assassin after all." The little one was a little proud.
"So, this is where this heroic spirit lives?" Madoka glanced at the circled place on the map, and said, "Is it the residential area next to the school?"
"That's right, I've even found out how to get there!" Lisa said, "And I've prepared a lot of magic props, everyone take a few..."
Although Lisa’s magic props were given to her by the Demon King’s Army for fun and self-defense, they were also handcrafted by the master of enchantment, Ally. As long as these guys equip them, it’s absolutely no problem to kill a 6th-level guy. I know that these guys are all brats.
In this way, under the leadership of Lisa, the three put on neat uniforms (enchanted armor), carried schoolbags, brought snacks, and walked towards the destination in a mighty manner. Seeing that Madoka was no longer in the gloomy and lifeless state, Lisa and Xiaobudian quietly looked at each other from behind and nodded.
Ye Tian was a bit bored staying in the room, maybe today is another ordinary day at home, right? The saber heroic spirit is almost back, judging from the consumption of mana, the other party seems to have given up on continuing to fight. That group of contestants really didn't observe the surrounding situation carefully, but they did a lot of memorization and reminders.
In fact, Ye Tian's so-called marks and reminders were something even Sherlock Holmes couldn't guess. Relying on the many books he has read, this guy extracts classic allusions from various books and hides them in some combinations of words and numbers, which makes people guess. How could ordinary people understand such ghostly symbols.
But maybe today is his lucky day, just when he was bored at home and couldn't go out, a woman's voice suddenly sounded outside.
"Listen to the contestants inside, you are already surrounded! Hurry up and surrender obediently, your heroic spirit has been entangled by us and can't be driven back! If you don't come out again, we will kill you!" Lisa recently watched police and gangster movies. Too much (Devil King Army's exclusive pastime, developer: Wang Feng, performer: Kobold Army.), I don't know where to get a piece of paper rolled into a trumpet and shout downstairs.
"Big... Big sister, are we being too arrogant?" The little one was completely flustered, which was different from what he thought.
"It's okay, because we are all brats, they must think we are playing games, or asking our friends to come out to play." Lisa was not worried about this, and even directly admitted that she was a brat. And her grasp of people's hearts is not weak.
"What the hell is this!" The neighbor next door was exactly what Lisa thought, treating them as children to play a prank, but Ye Tian was so shocked that he hurried to the window to take a look at the situation outside. They were all dumbfounded. "Three masters came all at once, but haven't those two been eliminated... and why are they all bear children!"
He really wanted to come down at this time, but he couldn't get out at all! The heroic spirit named Sephiroth had tampered with him, and he couldn't leave this room too far away, unless he took him out.
"Hmph, it looks like the prisoner has decided to fight to the end." Lisa seemed to have thought of this situation long ago, and said, "Let's rush in." Anyway, it's okay even if the other party is not at home. Player R is definitely not his opponent!
The trio of bear kids quickly ran to the door of the target. They also inquired with the aunts nearby. Xiaobudian successfully used the cuteness skill, causing tons of damage to the aunts and aunts, and successfully found out the residence of the silver-haired man.
"Open the door and check the water meter." Lisa knocked on the door, then pretended to be an adult, and said in a relatively low tone.
"Big... Big sister, it's unnecessary." Xiao BuDian successfully replaced Wang Feng's position as the Tucao officer, and said, "We all shouted that downstairs, and the other party must know it's us."
"Shut up, of course I know." Lisa said angrily, "I call it exerting pressure, you understand, pressure. If someone suddenly said to check the water meter when you were at home, what would you think?"
"I, I will think... what is a water meter." The honest little one spoke out his inner thoughts.
"A water meter, a water meter is..." Lisa thought for a long time, and said: "A water meter is a clock that can operate normally in water." Forgive this world without water meters and the product of Wang Feng's random nonsense.
"Why do you look up this kind of thing..." This time, even Xiaoyuan felt that the girl named Qu Feiyan in front of her was a little unreliable.
"Don't worry about it so much." Lisa felt that her big sister's face had been hit, especially when she saw that the door was not opened, she was even more angry: "We rushed in and never took a needle or thread inside, and took everything else !" The girl has been completely infected by Wang Feng into an abnormal girl in the past few days.
When the three of them kicked open the door and broke in, they saw Ye Kaizheng looking at the three of them with tears all over his face. "You guys are finally here!"
"I... Did we go to the wrong set?" Lisa suddenly thought of the movie that was only shown to them in the Demon King's Realm when they punished those who didn't work hard. There are often fellow villagers with this expression in it , and the person who entered the house was also saying that he would not take away a stitch...
"I've been waiting for you for a long time, come on, I don't have much time." Ye Kai didn't forget to set a flag for himself no matter how anxious he was.
"You, calm down, what's going on." Now Lisa is not calm: "We are here to arrest you and threaten you, can't you cooperate?"
"I cooperate and I cooperate. I will cooperate with whatever you say you want to do." Ye Chuan nodded like a pile driver, and said, "Calm down first, and I will tell you slowly."
But soon he couldn't speak anymore, just when he was about to speak, his face suddenly changed, and he said, "Go quickly, my heroic spirit is back."
"Do you think an enemy suddenly said such a thing to us, would we believe it?" Lisa felt that her IQ was on the line again, and said, "This is obviously just your plan to delay the attack. When you see us coming, pretend to welcome us first." Deceive our trust with your appearance, and then suddenly say such words to drive us back. We have seen through your scheme! Don't treat us like children!"
"You guys are just kids!" Ye Tian almost flipped the table over, why didn't these guys listen.
So when the bear claimed to see through the opponent's strategy and Ye Tian wanted to drive them out, a deep voice came from behind the bear: "My Master, I didn't expect you to have such a skill. "
"Ah, I'm in trouble..." Seeing the silver-haired heroic spirit, Lisa suddenly felt that the joke was too big. She had been saying that the villain died because of talking too much and procrastinating. Once a villain.
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