"Oops, why did I film it so ugly?"

  Chen Meijia took the phone over, and after seeing her face on it, she was a little dissatisfied and complained.

  "Me too, the youngsters like Lin Yuan and Dali Wanyu Curry Sauce are better looking. Those of us who are running to three have become old bacon!"

  Hu Yifei said helplessly, shaking her head.

  "In this face-seeing era, I, Lu Xiaobu, are not reconciled..."

  Lu Ziqiao reached out and touched his cheek, feeling a lot greasy.

  "Are you all dissatisfied with your appearance?"

  Seeing that everyone in the apartment looked unhappy after seeing the photo, Xiao Hei suddenly smiled mysteriously and said to everyone.

  "What can I do if I'm not satisfied?"

  Zhang Wei rolled his eyes helplessly.

  "If I say, I have something that can help you save from this era of face-seeing, do you want to use it?"

  Downstairs, Xiao Hei continued with a mysterious look on his face.

  "Save us from the era of looking at faces? Xiao Hei, are you kidding me?"

  Hu Yifei frowned, rolled his eyes and said.

  She didn't believe there was such a baby.

  "Looking at the face is a human instinct, and the preference for high-value people is determined by human biological instinct. A beautiful face is often highly related to health, and health is closely related to human biological instinct, but human Biological instinct is flawed and unfair, to overcome the problems caused by this instinct, I need to invent my black technology!"

  While talking, Xiao Hei took out a pair of transparent glasses from his pocket. The whole pair of glasses was made of transparent glass up and down, which was durable and fashionable.

  "What is this, it's pretty cool."

  Chen Meijia looked at the strange pair of glasses that Xiao Hei took out of his pocket downstairs, and said in surprise.

  "This is my new invention - average-looking glasses!"

  Xiao Hei said solemnly.

  "Average appearance? What do you mean?"

  Hu Yifei frowned and asked in confusion.

  "Simply put, whether it's a small fresh pork or an old bacon, as long as you wear it, everyone's face will look the same, and they will become an average face, so I gave him a nickname and treated him equally with glasses! "

  "The famous science fiction writer Ted Jiang once described this kind of glasses in his science fiction novel, and discussed the impact of appearance discrimination on society. Through my efforts, this pair of glasses has become a reality!"

  Xiao Hei explained it seriously.

  "Then, what's the use of this thing?"

  Chen Meijia still couldn't understand and continued to ask.

  "Of course it is useful. This is an epoch-making invention. Face-seeing has caused many tragedies, such as the Trojan War, the Maweipo Mutiny, and there have been many battles in history because of face-seeing. With this pair of glasses, people can The relationship with people will become more and more harmonious until the world is at peace!"

  "So amazing, let me try it?"

  Zhang Wei looked eager to try.

  Downstairs, Xiao Hei was about to hand Zhang Wei the average-looking glasses in his hand.

  When Zhang Wei put on these glasses and looked around, he was surprised to find that everyone's faces looked somewhat similar to his own.

  "Zhang Wei, how are you?"

  Hu Yifei asked Zhang Wei in a hurry when he saw Zhang Wei's appearance as a ghost.

  "I don't watch it, I don't watch it, my glasses are going blind!"

  Zhang Wei looked up and looked around, and found that almost everyone in the bar had a face that was very similar to himself.

  Could it be that the average face value Xiaohei said was referring to his own face?

  Zhang Wei took off his glasses and screamed, "What the hell, I'm not playing anymore!"

  After all, the glasses in his hand have been thrown on the bar sofa.

  Hu Yifei frowned slightly, picked it up curiously, and carried it on her head.

  Looking around, Hu Yifei couldn't help laughing.

  "Why did you all become Zhang Wei's face?"

  "Really?"

  Lu Ziqiao took the glasses and put them on his head, he couldn't help laughing.

  "Haha, so Zhang Wei's face is an average face!"

  Seeing everyone in the apartment smiling so happily, Zhang Wei's face darkened.

  How could he have thought that the so-called average-looking glasses developed by Xiao Hei actually set his face to be an average face!

  "Xiao Hei, what you've done is inappropriate!"

  Zhang Wei turned his head, stared at Xiao Hei downstairs, and asked with a dark face.

  "Actually, the so-called average face, strictly speaking, is not your face, but the average face I finally calculated through big data operations, but it is highly similar to your face."

  Xiao Hei explained lightly.

  "However, it doesn't matter if the average face of a boy is me, why is the average face of a girl also me?"

  Zhang Wei was a little unhappy and asked after Xiao Hei.

  "Time is limited, I have to use your face for dual purposes."

  Xiao Hei explained lightly.

  "You are a fake and shoddy product that defrauded consumers! I remind you in the name of a lawyer, destroy the product immediately, and apologize to me at the same time!"

  Zhang Wei was dissatisfied.

  "Zhang Wei, I'd better advise you to make things small. If you don't make a big deal out of it, just the few of us know that your face is average. If you make a big deal, the whole world will know that you're average!"

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  Hu Yifei kindly reminded Zhang Wei.

  Zhang Wei was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

  Zhang Wei looked aggrieved and was about to cry.

  "I'm too lazy to play with you!"

  Zhang Wei blackened his face, turned around, left the bar, and walked towards his law firm.

  Everyone seemed to be really angry when they saw Zhang Wei, so they stopped laughing and joking.

  "You can try these two pairs of glasses for free for the time being. If there is any problem, you can come to me at any time."

  After Xiao Hei said these words downstairs, he turned around and left.

  Looking at the back of Xiao Hei's departure, Curry Sauce frowned slightly and said curiously, "Who is this Xiao Hei downstairs? How can he know how to dance and invent, as if he is omnipotent?"

  "You don't understand this, he is the all-around black in our love apartment, he can basically do everything!"

  Hu Yifei explained with a smile.

  "But he always feels weird to me, and his personality is different every time he appears, as if he is not alone."

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  Nolan frowned and said lightly.

  "Maybe, Xiao Hei downstairs is not alone, maybe they just look alike!"

  Lin Yuan knew about Xiao Hei's situation downstairs before, but he didn't bother to mention it.

  Since everyone mentioned Xiao Hei downstairs today, Lin Yuan also let the flow take its course and told what he knew.

  "Lin Yuan, do you mean that Xiao Hei downstairs may be twins?"

  Hu Yifei widened her eyes and asked in surprise.

  "Maybe the septuplets!"

  Lin Yuan smiled lightly.

  "Brother Lin Yuan is right. I also feel that this is the most reasonable explanation."

  Lin Wanyu said seriously from the side.

  "Since everyone thinks there is something wrong with Xiao Hei downstairs, then we can find a way to check the specific situation!"

  Zhuge Dali also said seriously.

  "Okay, it just so happens that the new electric fan I bought is broken. I'll take it with Ziqiao and ask Xiao Hei to help fix it. By the way, we two secretly observe what's going on in his house."

  Chen Meijia proposed.

  "Who do you want these two glasses?"

  Hu Yifei held these two pairs of glasses in his hand and said to everyone in the apartment.

  "Give Mika a pair. She's always staring at the handsome little fresh meat on weekdays."

  Lu Ziqiao took a pair and put it on Chen Meijia's head.

  "The remaining pair, give it to me, I want to analyze how this pair of glasses is made?"

  Zhuge Dali said to Hu Yifei.

  Hu Yifei listened to the words of the two, glanced at the three of Nuolan Lin Wanyu Curry Sauce, and asked lightly, "How about you?"

  "I don't want it, I wish I could see Brother Lin Yuan's face every day..."

  Lin Wanyu stretched her arms around Lin Yuan's arm and said with a happy face.

  As for Nolan, she shook her head.

  She works in a radio station, wearing these glasses and looking at the countless Zhang Wei in front of her, she can't help laughing, which is a taboo at work.

  "How about you, curry paste?"

  Hu Yifei looked at the curry sauce and asked.

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