"Huh? What's the situation? Isn't Curry Sauce quite afraid of horror movies? Why can she laugh like this in a horror movie?"
Hu Yifei was a little stunned.
"You're laughing like this while watching a horror movie?"
Hu Yifei watched this horror movie carefully for a while, but she couldn't find any laughs anyway. She frowned, looked at Curry Sauce, and asked inexplicably. .
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"Oh, Sister Yifei, this movie is indeed a horror movie, but after wearing these average-looking glasses, all the horror characters in it have turned into Zhang Wei's face, haha, it's so funny!"
Curry sauce took off the average-looking glasses on his head and handed them to Hu Yifei.
Hu Yifei immediately put on the glasses and looked at the TV in front of him.
Sure enough, all the horror characters on TV are actually Zhang Wei's face.
Not only will it not feel scary at all, but it will feel more and more funny.
It was as if Zhang Wei was performing in front of his eyes.
Very funny.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but laugh.
"A good scientific experiment, but it was turned into entertainment by you, Xiao Hei should cry if he knows."
Hu Yifei's stomach hurt from laughing, and she couldn't help saying.
"I also just borrowed these glasses from Dali on a whim just now. I didn't expect it to be so interesting."
Curry paste replied.
"By the way, Sister Yifei, why would a man want to kill his wife and children? The man in the movie just now was so scary!"
Curry sauce looked at Hu Yifei in confusion and asked 10.
"I don't know about this either. Maybe it's because of being unkind. After all, many scumbags can't be recognized in a day or two."
Hu Yifei shook his head.
She herself didn't understand this.
"I've always met scumbags, and I don't know if it's my physical problem or my bad luck. The previous boyfriends were all scumbags!"
Curry sauce suddenly said to Hu Yifei seriously.
"Come on, let me help you analyze and analyze, how do you usually choose your contacts?"
Hu Yifei suddenly became interested and prepared to help Curry Sauce. After all, if there were more couples in the apartment, he would be considered a good deed, and it would not be considered a disgrace to the name of the director of the apartment committee!
Listening to Hu Yifei's words, Curry Sauce thought for a moment and answered seriously: "First of all, look at the face and choose the most handsome one in the crowd!"
"Oh, the face value party, and then what?"
Hu Yifei nodded and continued to ask.
"Then we are together!"
The curry paste continued.
Hearing Curry Sauce's words, Hu Yifei immediately widened his eyes.
"Love needs to be talked about. Don't you communicate? It's too hasty to be together like this?"
Hu Yifei frowned and asked a little puzzled.
"Usually the other party is talking."
Curry sauce thought for a moment and said seriously.
"You don't respond?"
Hu Yifei frowned and continued to ask.
"I usually only say three sentences. You are amazing. I don't understand. I have learned a lot, and the other party will be very happy."
Curry sauce answered seriously.
Listening to Curry Sauce's words, Hu Yifei sighed deeply, rolled his eyes and said seriously: "This kind of love that only looks at the face and does not communicate is very dangerous, the first step to eliminate scumbags, don't be fooled by those beautiful people. Confused by the skin!"
"But, Brother Lin Yuan is also a handsome guy, but he's not a scumbag!"
Curry paste raised objections.
"When I see a handsome guy like Brother Lin Yuan, I have star eyes, and I can't control it at all!"
The curry sauce said helplessly.
"Don't you have these glasses? Put them on and look at Zhang Wei's face, so you won't be a nympho, right?"
Hu Yifei handed the average-looking glasses to Curry Sauce and said.
"If you don't look at the handsome guy, then life is so boring..."
Curry sauce shook his head, indicating that he did not want to accept it.
"If you really want to find a boyfriend, I suggest you take the initiative, get to know him, filter out scumbags, and don't use your signature trigram!"
Hu Yifei continued.
"Although my surname is Shi, my brain is not good. Is this too difficult?"
Curry sauce shook her head. She felt that her brain was too small to turn around, let alone ask so many questions.
It was as if she was only a junior high school student, but asked her to do college exam questions.
"Actually, it's not difficult at all, just talk to the boys about your hobbies, life pursuits, and what your ideals are!"
Hu Yifei said.
"My love is to eat, my pursuit in life is to eat more, and my ideal is to lie down when I'm full!"
After the curry sauce finished speaking, Hu Yifei was dumbfounded.
She was speechless.
"It seems that the most suitable boyfriend for you is a koala, so, there is a small animal theme party at the bar at nine o'clock tonight, how about you put on your glasses and look for a boyfriend without looking at your face, I will accompany you and give it to you Check it out."
Hearing Hu Yifei's words, Curry Sauce immediately showed an excited smile on his face.
"Thank you Teacher Hu!"
With Hu Yifei helping to check, no matter if he can find his true son or not, at least he won't encounter scumbags again.
Curry sauce is very much looking forward to the critter themed party tonight.
It was about [-]:[-] p.m. that Lin Yuan returned to the love apartment with Lin Wanyu and his aunt Nuolan.
The two of them followed Lin Yuan to the street outside, and they had a delicious dinner, and they were in a good mood.
After returning to the apartment, I was a little tired, so I went back to room 3603 to rest.
Lin Yuan originally thought of going to rest, but he received a WeChat message from Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Ziqiao asked himself to come to the bar downstairs, saying that there was an important event tonight, and asked Zhang Wei to come down with him.
As for the event, Lu Ziqiao didn't say anything.
A mysterious look.
Lin Yuan didn't think too much about it. Seeing that Zhang Wei was not in his bedroom, he walked in towards the Zhang Wei law firm next door.
"Well, lawyer Zhang, what are you doing?"
Lin Yuan noticed that Zhang Wei had clipped several plastic clips on his nose.
Seeing his strange appearance, Lin Yuan's eyes widened.
"Lin Yuan, what do you think I look like?"
Zhang Wei raised his head and looked at Lin Yuan with a preoccupied look.
Lin Yuan knew that it was estimated that Zhang Wei's attitude was because Xiao Hei's average appearance and glasses were hit this afternoon.
"He's so handsome!"
Lin Yuan praised Zhang Wei against his will.
"Don't lie to me!"
Zhang Wei stared at Lin Yuan, feeling lost.
"Did you know that the average income of super first-tier cities is more than 230 yuan, and the average housing area is more than [-] square meters. In these data, you are far from the average line, and now your face can reach the average level, [-] is actually It's something to be happy about!"
Lin Yuan encouraged Zhang Wei to say.
"Okay, I'll treat you as comforting me."
Hearing Lin Yuan's words, Zhang Wei turned his head and continued to look lost.
"By the way, do you have something to do with me?"
Zhang Wei asked.
"Zi Qiao said there is an event at the bar at night, let me call you."
Lin Yuan told Zhang Wei what Lu Ziqiao said.
"Oh, I know that. At nine o'clock in the evening, the bar will hold a small animal themed party. In fact, that party is specially prepared for some single people like me."
Speaking of this small animal-themed party, Zhang Wei said with a cheerful expression, and he didn't have the depressed look just now.
"Then are you going?"
Lin Yuan asked.
"It's a must, I'm not like you kid who hugs from side to side. I'm [-] years old, but I'm still a single dog. This kind of activity, one less time to participate, I must go!"
Zhang Wei looked at the time, it was already [-]:[-] in the evening.
"I'm going to change clothes, you can also simply pack up."
After saying this, Zhang Wei left the law firm and walked towards his bedroom.
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