I was asked to play a murderer, and the audience immediately called the police

Director Lin frowned when he heard this, and said: "What accidents can there be in this broken place, as long as the two of them don't run out of the safe area, there will be no fart problems, not to mention that the sea area over there is also safe, and the next seven days will be calm, don't say such unlucky words." "

"Besides, I bought so many intelligent dynamic cameras just to pursue the original and real, what if the security officers were seen in the past?

"I have already gone to the temple in Mingcheng just now, and the gods told me that this variety show will definitely become popular and successful. "

"This ......"

The safety guidance was so frightened that he had nothing to say, and after all, it was the official level who crushed people to death, so he could only retreat silently.

After returning to the cave, Li Yan told Xia Yuning his thoughts.

"You're mainly responsible for cleaning and carrying water, and I'll be chopping wood and patrolling when the time comes. "

"There are two ways to get our food, the first is the crab on the beach and the fish near the stone cave, the second is the little white rabbit on the back mountain, the bathroom is here, although there is no shampoo and shower gel or anything like that, but there is a bar of soap, which is sponsored by Shuvjia. "

After speaking, Li Yan handed the location of the photo to Xia Yuning one by one.

"Okay, no problem. "

Xia Yuning nodded, she is not the kind of girl who eats and doesn't work, and now she is live broadcast the whole time, so she has to behave better.

"But there's one suggestion I want you to give me. "

Xia Yuning said seriously: "Those little white rabbits are very cute, let's not kill them, okay?" We have seafood and those fruits, we will definitely be able to survive, plus it is impossible for the program team to watch us starve to death......

"Stop. "

Li Yan's eyes became a little weird, he didn't expect Xia Yuning to have the attribute of a compassionate virgin.

"Let's talk about it then, it's useless to talk about it now. "

The heart says that you are just not hungry enough now, and when you are really hungry, it doesn't matter if it's a white rabbit or a black rabbit.

Once the safety of human life is not guaranteed, in the case of extreme hunger, it is not illegal to see a panda kill a panda, see a golden monkey eat a golden monkey, and eat one a day.

This is called emergency evacuation.

Killing a few white rabbits is nothing.

"Okay. "

Xia Yuning nodded, her beautiful eyes flashed with a hint of expectation, and said, "Then let's go to the beach to catch crabs and fish first!"

Now that the most basic physiological needs have been guaranteed, her originally depressed mood has gradually recovered, so let's experience life for a few days!

"Okay, no problem. "

The two went to catch crabs on the beach together, which was different from the emptiness of going to the beach before, the seafood on this beach was very 360 rich, not only large blue crabs, but also red paste crabs, nine-section shrimp, light tubes, and sea fish.

At this point, Li Yan finally understood, in fact, the most important thing in the desert island survival of Hell Island this time is not "survival", but interaction.

There are so many things, it is obvious that the program team specially arranged them to prevent the existential crisis caused by the lack of biological resources at that time.

What the program team asks is a love story in which men and women help each other in a simple environment and finally survive.

Instead of learning to explore and survive on a dangerous desert island, a documentary that burps if you are not careful.

"Wow, that's beautiful, isn't it?"

Perhaps because she had never had such an experience before, Xia Yuning seemed very excited, she rolled up her trouser legs, walked around barefoot by the beach with a shovel, and was determined to grab a basket for dinner!

However, due to his own serious lack of experience, Master Xia's frame, which had been busy for an hour, was still empty, with only a few immovable conch shells and a few small stone crabs, and there was no other big goods.

On the other hand, Li Yan not only quickly caught a sea bass, but also caught three red paste crabs, several light tubes, and an inedible pufferfish.

Compared with the records of the two, Xia Yuning looked so bleak, she looked embarrassed under the moonlight, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "I'm sorry, I, I can eat less later..."

Li Yan said: "You go and brush the sand of these crabs, and by the way, get some water, and I'll chop firewood." "

"Okay. "

Xia Yuning nodded obediently and ran away in a hurry.

Compared with the self-amusing play just now, she works a lot harder now.

In order to facilitate the carrying of firewood, Li Yan took off his jacket directly, he went to carry a bundle of firewood back, took some hay from the room, and prepared to drill wood to make a fire in the windless environment in the cave in the wall.

The essence of drilling wood for fire is friction to produce heat.

The faster it is, the faster it is.

Hahaha, just kidding, the faster the speed, the stronger the friction.

And Li Yan's hand speed is very fast after being single for more than 20 years.

After not explaining the combo, he successfully walked out of the hole with a small branch on fire, and at this time Xia Yuning on the beach had already finished his work:

Clean up the food, bring water to a boil, and set up a wooden frame.

"It's okay, come here and block the wind. "

Li Yan said lightly, bending down and lighting the wooden pile with a torch.

Xia Yuning, on the other hand, pursed her lips and secretly looked at Li Yan's side face in the uncertain firelight.

For a while, the girl's heartbeat increased a lot for no reason.

On the other side, in a simple three-bedroom house, Liu Yuan and Chen Qinzhu sat on the sofa together, watching the variety show starring Li Yan.

In front of Chen Qinzhu, there was a big bag of Lay's potato chips.

and a bottle of unsweetened Coke.

"Xiao Chen, do you think Xia Yuning will fall in love with Yan? "

Liu Yuan looked at it and sighed again and again: "Li Yan, this kid looks very macho, in fact, he still has a hand, and he pinched Xia Yuning in a few clicks, it would be nice if I was so powerful." "

He is almost forty years old this year and is still unmarried, and when he sees this kind of plot, his heart is itchy, which is called envy, jealousy and hatred.

"Cut, this is just the effect of the show!"

Chen Qinzhu rolled his eyes and snorted: "They are all actors, they are all foxes of thousands of years, I know that you like to watch this, you must perform the heart-pounding feeling when you are ambiguous, it's all fake!"

With that, she gritted her teeth and ate another piece of potato chip.

Liu Yuan wanted to laugh when he heard this: "Xiao Chen, you shouldn't be jealous, why do you feel so sour?"

"Shut up, brother, not one!"

Chen Qinzhu hurriedly denied it, but her heart was gloomy, she never thought that Li Yan would be so famous one day.

Thinking of him in high school before, although he is still dazzling, at least it is close at hand.

And now the distance between the two can only be separated by a screen most of the time, and the most important thing is that she is just an ordinary public family.

Now Li Yan is like a dazzling and shining star in the sky, and she is just a small and lightless dust.

The most terrifying thing is that even if she likes Li Yan, she may not have the opportunity to tell him about this relationship in this life, and the gap between the two sides will only get farther and farther.

"Hey. "

Liu Yuan sighed suddenly, and he lit a cigarette faintly: "Sister, you said that Li Yan, this kid won't give me any more moths, right?"

Chen Qinzhu was stunned and said, "Probably not, it's just a variety show on a desert island, and there is no one over there......"

"That's right. "

Liu Yuan nodded, although he also felt that what Chen Qinzhu said was very reasonable, but he didn't know why there was always an ominous premonition in his heart, what was going on?

Xia Yuning clumsily pried open the crab lid with her fingernails, then sucked the sweet red cream in the lid, and finally let out a satisfied "ah".

The girl sat cross-legged on the beach, her ponytail swaying in the sea breeze, her skin like snow in the moonlight, and a sweet smile on her face.

This scene is in stark contrast to the expressionless Li Yan.

The blooming firelight crackled from time to time, Xia Yuning picked up a sea bass and ate it deliciously, there was still a little bit of food residue at the corner of her lips, and she no longer looked like a lady at this time.

"I don't know why, but I want to cry when I see this scene. "

"I watched the live broadcast of Li Yang and Mu Wanhe on Paradise Island today, and I still feel that it is not good, the two of them are too polite, it is completely like watching a movie, and they are not happy. "

"Hey, the shot I cut to the island of the world is not good, Wang Jiahui and Lin Ruanyu can quarrel over such a simple question as who cooks and who washes the dishes, it's incredible. "

"Li Yan and Xia Yuning are more real, you see that although Li Yan is a little machismo, he really does something, and ordinary people really can't do it just a few times when he chops wood. "

"Xia Yuning is also very good! People come from famous families, they have been holding golden keys since they were children, and they have never done any housework, didn't they make a lot of efforts to survive on a desert island this time?"

"Hehe, I still think that Li Yan is too calculating, relying on the innate advantages of men, in fact, he is much more relaxed than Xia Yu, I can only say that the little princess is relatively simple, and she has been deceived all over again. "

"Your mother upstairs will die at two o'clock tonight. "

“......"

On the beach, Xia Yuning picked up the bowl of the stainless steel basin with both hands, took a big sip of water (ahbf), and looked at the stunned man opposite the bonfire:

"Teacher Li. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Huh?"

Li Yan came back to his senses and looked at the girl suspiciously.

Xia Yuning wiped her mouth with a tissue and said, "Why don't you eat yet, do you have something on your mind?"

"Nope. "

Li Yan shook his head, what he was actually puzzled about was that he had a sense of déjà vu when he was catching crabs just now, as if all this was something he had experienced.

But one thing is for sure, I haven't experienced any of this.

Could it be the Mandela effect?

Looking at the girl who had already eaten about the same, Li Yan said, "Okay, let's pack up and go back to rest." "

It was ten o'clock in the evening, and the sea breeze was getting stronger.

"Oh, okay. "[]

Xia Yuning is still a little unsatisfied, she thinks that the scenery is beautiful now, and it is such a rare opportunity, why not sit down and chat more?

But seeing that Li Yan had already started cleaning and cleaning up the charcoals, she had no choice but to sigh helplessly, and after silently reciting "big stupid eggs" twice in her heart, she felt better.

Immediately follow along with the tidying up.

"Li Yan, I want to take a bath. "

After finishing it, Xia Yuning pulled Li Yan's sleeve and said crisply.

"Then you go wash it, you don't have to tell me about this kind of thing. "

"No, the freshwater resources are for the two of us, so I'll have to talk to you. "

Xia Yuning shook his head, looking particularly principled.

Li Yan only felt a little funny, and said, "Okay, then you go and wash, don't use too much water, I'll wash it after you wash it." "

In the evening just now, he had already received a notice from the program team that he could secretly give them more about freshwater resources to a certain extent, which was called "flexible" in the words of the program team.

Obviously, they didn't want to really let the two of them suffer on a desert island and not even take a shower.

"Got it, got it, I'll just wipe it with a towel!"

Xia Yuning bit her tender lips lightly and said, "There won't be monitoring where we take a bath, right?"

"No, it won't. "

Li Yan shook his head: "The dynamic tracking camera automatically blocks that side." "

"Oh, can you be with me when I take a shower?"

Li Yan: "?"

"No, that's not what it means...... Xia Yuning's face welled up with a blush, and he quickly explained: "I want to say that you help me look at the wind, but you can't peek at ......"

"Don't worry, I'm a decent gentleman and won't peek. "

Li Yan touched his nose and said, "Go now, get it ready as soon as possible and rest." "

The two took a shower one after another and huddled together on a cramped and crowded wooden bed.

Despite knowing that this was a variety show and that there were two dynamic cameras next to her to protect her safety, Xia Yuning inevitably felt a little nervous and shy.

The difference in congenital physiological conditions is destined to put girls at a disadvantage among lonely men and widows.

Fortunately, Li Yan was very conscious at this time, and not only took the initiative to sleep outside, but also took the initiative to give her the quilt and pillow.

Xia Yu sat quietly on the bed, waiting for her eyes to adjust darkly, she suddenly moved her body carefully,

Then he tilted his head to look at Li Yan and found that the man was lying flat on the bed, a veritable "corpse lying".

Xia Yuning suddenly felt a little uncomfortable again, obviously this is a love variety show, the audience's favorite must be the interactive lens between the two of us, especially in a small dark place like the bed, why do you kid look like you're avoiding me?

"Bh. "

Xia Yuning stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Li Yan, she told herself in her heart that this was a variety show, and she had to show the effect of the show on the whole day, so that she could be worthy of her eight-figure appearance fee.

Li Yan opened his eyes and looked at her expressionlessly.

"What's the matter?"

Xia Yuning: "(??; ）！"

"It's all right. "

"Okay. "

Li Yan closed his eyes again after speaking, he needed to fall asleep as quickly as possible, so that he might have time to go to the woods outside the net tomorrow.

"66666, I can see what a real straight man of steel is today. "

"There is no woman in my heart, and I draw a sword from the god of nature. "

"Can't you see it yet? Li Yan doesn't mean anything to Xia Yuning, please don't be sentimental to your little princess fans. "

"Come on, I wish you all the boyfriends you will talk about in the future are Li Yan. "

"A straight man of steel does not mean that he has no emotional intelligence. "

“......"

In the atmosphere of barrage and debate, Li Yan and Xia Yuning spent the first night on Hell Island.

For Xia Yuning, this kind of life is strange and fresh.

Although there are many inconvenient places and the conditions are very simple, the relaxation and happiness it brings are something that Xia Yuning could not have in any environment before.

The only thing that is not satisfying is that Li Yan is really annoying!!

Thinking of the rejection of her initiative to touch Li Yan just now, Xia Yuning had a bad feeling that she was very embarrassed.

She swore that she would never talk to Li Yan today!

For Li Yan, the life on Hell Island here is too naïve, and there is no sense of experience at all.

The so-called truth of the program team is a complete lie at all, Li Yan feels that the program team is still too conservative like this, and they should really be put on a no-man's island, so that the ratings can completely explode-

Of course, the consequence of this plan is that it is more expensive.

However, I have an appearance fee of 8 million, so even if the rest of my life is boring, I will take this game with the most serious attitude.

The next day arrived as scheduled.

Li Yan and Xia Yuning spent the morning completely emptying the garbage from yesterday night and made two simple stools.

Xia Yuning acted as an employee under Li Yan, Li Yan shouted that she went east, she couldn't go west, Li Yan shouted that she stole a dog, she would never touch a chicken.

is very obedient when dealing with work, which is probably one of the few shortcomings in Xia Yuning.

After being busy with these things, how to solve the lunch has become an important problem that the two of them should face at the moment.

After a busy morning, both Xia Yuning and Li Yan were hungry at this time, and they urgently needed a hearty meal to solve their hunger.

"You go and scan the nets and see if you can catch a few fish. "

After Li Yan finished the order, he was going to go to the back mountain.

But Xia Yuning obviously realized something, she hurriedly stopped Li Yan, and said with a pout: "Yan, are you going to catch rabbits?"

She saw those rabbits last night, white and chubby, and they looked cute.