I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Pu Renmeng's barbed words blocked what Jack was about to say in his throat.

Xiaoya and Laxi also locked their eyes on Jack.

This golden retriever is awesome.

It seems like you haven’t done anything from the beginning to the end?

wrong!

Not only did this guy not do any good, but he didn’t lose any of the benefits he got!

Seeing the eager expressions on the three men's faces, Jack knew that he couldn't escape this time.

"Go quickly, we are in a hurry to enter the town!"

Pu Renmeng urged impatiently, the more he looked at this Jack, the more he disliked it! In the end, he, the third child, was worse than Asan and the fourth child. How could his tone of voice be any better?

But before Jack could pass by, the fishing guy actually called the four of them over.

"Gift Crab! That one over there, yes, that's right, oh, don't look around! It's just you guys, come here alone!"

"Go, Jack, they call you Smecta!"

"Go quickly, I've already named you, so don't refuse."

The three people pushed and kicked Jack over, while they themselves fled more than ten meters away, fearing that Chi Yu would be harmed.

Especially Pu Renmeng, looking at his appearance, he had no intention of giving Jack a healing spell.

OK OK.

You three are so unloyal, aren't you?

Forced to do nothing, Jack could only go to the angler's position with a dark face.

At the same time, I was secretly planning in my heart how to repay the losses I had suffered in the future!

Hahaha, don't let me, Jack, get the chance next time, or I'll let you know what cruelty means!

The fisherman looked up and down at the strong young man in front of him with satisfaction.

"God, look what gift you got me? This is amazing, boy, hurry up! Take off your pants quickly!"

Jack:? ? ?

Xiaoya trio in the distance:? ? ?

Live broadcast room: (д｀)

Jack's nervous tongue was tied.

"This, this is not good, I, you, are not."

It wouldn't matter if he took it off in a place where no one was around. The main reason was that his three team members were still watching him eagerly from behind.

Is it possible that this fishing guy is also a pervert?

Jack immediately thought of the grudges between Azhi and Ward.

"Take it off quickly! Don't be like Mr. Anis Ferre next door!"

The fisherman yelled angrily, and the strong sense of oppression instantly made Jack lose his resistance.

never mind

Actually it’s nothing.

Just take it off. Even his senior Ward took it off. Didn’t he win everyone’s respect in the end?

Just think of it as a good start!

Jack gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and suddenly pulled his pants down to his ankles.

Then he just stuck his butt out and pointed it at the fishing guy.

Jack: () Yi (ヾ) "Kangma Beibi! Come on! I'm ready, young master!"

Ouch, shit~~

Is it too harsh on your eyes?

In the middle of the night, alone and alone, or playing outdoors? !

Xiao Ya immediately stretched out her hands to cover her eyes, but she couldn't help but peek through her fingers.

Unexpectedly, instead of looking satisfied with Jack the fisherman who took the initiative, he was furious!

"Wang Defa?! Get ready when you're ready. Don't point your dirty butt at me, Hou Li Crab! I feel like I'm being watched by an alien!"

Um?

Jack was stunned. He was not satisfied with this posture?

So he twisted twice at the angler behind him as if to please~

My mother!

The fisherman couldn't help but spray directly into the alien eyes in front of him.

"Shet! God! Please forgive me for being rude this time! Ada! Just get on your horse and get off me, old man!"

At the same time, with a left kick, he stuck his butt out and stared at the sky - the blind Jack kicked into the cold river water.

"Damn it, man! Catch me a fish and put it on my hook, or you'll just stay down there tonight!"

After the fisherman finished speaking, he sat back on his stool.

Everyone:? ? ?

What's the meaning?

Make Jack take off his pants just so he can jump into a ditch and catch him a fish and put it on a hook?

No, are all fishermen today so persistent?

Do you still have to hook the fish?

Jack was bent over in the water, motionless.

"What are you doing standing still!"

"Brother, I'm hooked."

"Wang Defa?"

"Wardkill is hooked, wait, let me get it out first."

Fisherman:? ? ?

How could this person be so unlucky?

wrong!

Your luck is bad, right?

If you hook that thing, won't your hook be buried?

No need to think about it, it must be a fishy smell of death!

So the fisherman suddenly swung his fishing rod, pulled out the radish and brought out the mud, and he didn't know what he pulled up.

Anyway, Jack in the water screamed quite miserably.

Damn it!

The fisherman's move immediately stunned Xiaoya and the other two people in the distance.

Hooking Keel and then deadlifting?

"hiss"

Pu Renmeng and Laxi Buzhanshou subconsciously clamped their legs together, feeling a chill spreading to their posterior mounds.

"Stop howling and catch fish for me quickly!" the fisherman urged.

Jack was trembling and squinted against the moonlight for a long time before confirming that there was nothing serious.

Huh?

This is

Ha ha!

After seeing the wound clearly, Jack felt happy.

He never thought that this hook was just right. Originally, he wanted to go to the men's hospital for a cut, but now he saved the surgery fee.

The only drawback was that there was no anesthesia, so his thighs were so painful that they would throb from time to time.

"No, you have to quickly catch a fish and hook it up to this perverted fisherman. Otherwise, the river is so dirty, and if the wound becomes infected or inflamed, it will be useless!"

Xiaoya in the distance curled her lips in disappointment.

Cut~

What's going on?

I thought there would be a good show, but never thought that this fisherman just let Jack fish in the river?

five minutes passed

Jack's entire body from the waist down had become itchy and swollen.

There's something wrong with this river.

At first it just felt cold, but now it felt like a hole in the ice, and the ice was biting.

If this goes on, it won't be long before he becomes hypothermic.

As for the fish, forget about it. There are no fish in this river. You can’t even see any fish scales!

Is this reasonable? This is not in the river!

"Brother, are there really fish here?"

Jack, whose lips were purple from the cold, asked the fisherman on the bridge tremblingly.

"Nonsense! Just have fun! If this were normal, would you still be alive to talk to me?"

According to the practice of fishing men, it is normal for 1 or 2 people to cross the bridge die.

But he had already said it to himself when the last team [the Capital Team mentioned by Jiang Shen] passed by just now.

I feel bad luck today. I forgot to read the almanac or do some divination when I went out.

So I pulled it down tonight, closed for the day, and stopped taking action against these people.

In a way, Xiaoya and the other four were somewhat influenced by Jiang Xiao.

Another five minutes passed.

Jack was almost unable to move in the river. He felt that his entire legs had no feeling at all.

Xiaoya in the distance frowned.

This is not okay.

Although she doesn't like this Jack either, he is still the second strongest person in the team.

It would be a big loss if he froze to death in the river now.

Besides, it’s been so long~

It’s time to show off a little bit of your talent and let people see it!

My own talent is comparable to, or even surpasses, that of Jiang Shen from the Dragon Kingdom!

Ignoring Pu Renmeng and Laxi Buzhanshou's dissuasion, Xiao Ya went straight to the fishing guy.

Seeing a cyber girl coming over with a grass root in her mouth, the fisherman raised his eyebrows.

"Yo? Are you here to help me catch fish too? Be more conscious, take off your pants and jump in."

The corners of Xiaoya's mouth twitched.

A handsome and beautiful girl like me is standing in front of you, and you actually want me to take off my pants? And then go fishing? !

Sure enough, is this the legendary fishing guy?

First of all, what they value most is fishing, and secondly, everything else comes second.

"Yes, can you look at my sincere eyes? It will tell me that I am willing to help you catch fish."

The fisherman subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Xiao Ya.

Um?

not good!

The fisherman wanted to retract his gaze, but it was too late.

In less than five seconds, it fell directly.

"Pu Renmeng! Laxi won't take charge. Can you two come over and get Jack out?"